Alright /b/. Taylor swift here. AMA. Yes I am an oldfag lol.
>quirky food selfie for proof
>dubs for proof
>>598751133
Timestamp. You know the rules
>>598751133
get better at shopping and next time ill take you a bit more seriously next time
>>598751133
hey taylor i checked em
I'd like to ask you to stop making music. I never hear anything you make but I don't want there being a chance that I might.
LE Epic thread by LE epic faggot op
>>598751391
Um I'm taylor swift, you don't tell me what to do. You can leave.
>>598751551
no im taylor swift
get out of my thread
Actual TayTay reporting in
As usual, OP is a fag
>>598751446
Uh, I'll shake that off. Please don't trigger me
>>598751133
dub dubs. obviously it's her.
>>598751551
That's fine and all, but would you SWIFTLY show us a timestamp or gtfo, "oldfag"
>>598751709
>>598751551
No IM TAYLOR SWIFT u want me to call my assistant to fuck you up?
>>598751551
I know Taylor, she wouldn't talk like that
Hi Taylor, why did you remove your music from Spotify when you're worth $200 million? I think you can afford it honestly.
>>598751133
Show us your cock
>>598751551
Bitch fuck off.
>>598751996
This. Put your shit back on Spotify.
>>598751992
How I would?
>>598751133
Nice donut. If you start eating it and change your mind about it, will you write a song complaining about it?
>>598751992
>I know Taylor
REAL TAYLOR SWIFT CONFIRMED BROSWING B
>>598751133
Do you believe anyone is stupid enough to believe you, OP? God I hope not.
>>598752278
Yea, I know what Taylor Swift looks like and I can confirm that pic is her and her kind of donut.
>>598751417
It's a pic from her Instagram you dumb fuck
>>598752778
>being this new
Taylor ... My family hates you for crashing our wedding and blocking our beech rights.
rollotfl
Well, I am Spartacus.
>>598751133
dubs speak the truth
DIBS check'um'em
I have a reoccurring tingling sensation or a feeling of my head being wrinkled occasionally.. sometimes it comes with pain..
what can this be /b/?
snake eyes
>>598753311
Hey you got my reverse dubs! OMG! Give me your email and I will email you nudes. (Don't post here I will see them bcuz I frequent B)
>>598753392
That's caused by listening to too much Taylor Swift music.
>>598751133
would you show us your underwear drawer? I never get the chance to ask a cute celebrity.
>>598753742
kek'd
>>598751133
Dibble dubs, yo!
Fo sheezy my peezy weezy nigga!
Shout out to mah bitch Weezy!
Yaheerd.
taylor swift here. roll trips and i'll post pics of my dick.
>>598751133
If only. Id lick her your anus like an african child licks his own feet for dirt.
i know its not really the swifty. but if i ever got to see her 1 on 1 thats what i would say.
also boxxy is one ugly fat annoying cunt.
>>598751133
If you really are Taylor swift, could you help an uber poo fag pay off some student loans? It's hurting pretty badly.
>>598751133
>>598751709
tfw you're actually Tay tay and no one believes you
>>598751133
Taylor,
would love to dance with you for even a moment. So tell us something about yourself. Like donuts? Hate Kanye?
Much love.
>>598754364
>>598754477
motherfuckin dubs i don know what we gonna do with this nigga tay tay mothefuckah
i can dubdub too swift.
game on.
Who cares if you're Taylor Swift? You're still not Spiderman
>>598754810
>>598754647
and this is why you have no gf
>>598754984
i gets second chanse
hi taylor. how are you?
taylor
shart taco
buns
tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>598755067
Still close but not close enough.
Taylor could you find a blank space for a guy with a 5 inch peen?
Does size matter to you? haha srs
>>598751133
>>598751391
>>598751417
>>598751422
>>598751446
>>598751551
>>598751709
>>598751739
WTF is up with you? I am Taylor swift! get it through your head, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you make me sooo mad I just might make a song about you
>>598755370
i'm not swift enuff.
Ha. Taylor can only get doubles.
I'm Hitler and I can get quints.
>>598755044
I have no gf because I love dicks in my butt and butts on my dick.
hey OP we can tell you are OP because we can see OP in brackets after your ID why are you talking to yourself acting like your not OP asking yourself questions and shit do you think we are stupid?
>>598754477
>>598751133
>>598755525
close.
my peen still twitched.
good job fuhrer.
>>598755409
please post a dust bunny resting gently on your breasts to confirm.
>>598755677
hey, wasnt even trying
can you just tell me what you think of my edm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-yG2SOY-0
if dubs then call me a faggot and Taylor is real
>>598755889
its megical
>>598756184
If trips, this guy is a fag
>>598755582
>being this new
>>598756184
nots dub
>>still fag
>>598756184
its ok you didn't get dubs. I still think your a faggot. And so does Taylor.
>>598751133
>>598756355
i is dubmaster
>>598751133
dubs again?
>>598756447
You know it taytay
>>598756522
youdubs two
>>598751133
>checked
>>598756649
close quad
>>598756698
check bounced
>>598756866
dubd agin
>how do I brown text like everyone else?
>>598753156
Hah but I am Ashur
>>598756649
i have loved and lost in this thread, and now i away to write of my heartache in limmerick
>>598756866
check combo
I am the real Taylor Smith
>>598757060
nigga u ded s3 ep10
NOW THE BLONDE SLUT PLS
not u tylr. luv u
>>598757077
check train pulling into the station
>>598756995
click the color pallete on the right. if it doesnt show, you probably have a file called system32 that blocks scripts so delete it and yer golden niggerache.
>>598757077
I can't even.
Check um
>>598756995
you have to upgrade your membership. Post your credit card number and we will upgrade you. Your credit card number will not be visible to non-mods
>>598757335
ee emm
check EM.
>>fuckin asshat
>>598757322
this man cannot be stopped.
>>598757322
checktastrophe
>>598757364
Legit
>>598757444
trips are always facts
>>598756866
>>598757077
>>598757322
Tricheckta
>>598757322
Oh my fuck
>>598757202
Me too, I am the real Taylor Smith
>>598757622
quadcheckter
>>598757322
Can't handle
>>598757622
i think im getting a touch of the vapors
>>598757749
YOU FUCKER
>>598757749
quad
>>598751133
You are an obvious imposter but even if you weren't, Taylor Swift is talentless, tall, boney, mannish and just plain ugly.
>>598757811
My sides are in the sky
thats a fucking pic your ripped from her twitter on st patricks day OP, well done trollercoaster
>>598757444
yall miss dis?
check EM
>>598757444
Trips is truth
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE MULTIPLES
>>598757968
hey cunt. you watch your cunt mouth, you cunt.
captcha: eeedd, which is what your cunt gives me cunt
>>598758000
You're garbage.>>598758000
>>598757822
ultra!!!!!! !>>598758000
Real thread 100%
>>598758000
i get trips pointing out my trips.
i have transcended.
its beautiful hear anons.
>>598758000
the spirit of taylor lives. motherfuck
>>598757811
Chain vaping to this thread
>>598758000
>>598758328
me too.
dubs five times and trips twice.
i'm burning cotton and dont give a fuck.
Only niggers git dubs
>>598758000
Yes, God?
>>598758262
go for triple trips and watch the world burn.
>>598758635
got my name backerds, but whut up fool?
>>598758713
here we go.
>>598758713
one does not simply go for triple trips.
>>598758374
/thread
>>598758883
im excited.
>>598758883
fuck.
>>forgot to carry the 1
>>598753392
Asmr.
>>598758960
/internet
>>598758883
Quads wouldve blew wads
or matbe i can trip
>>598751133
hey taylor i'd do you in your donut hole
>>598759237
ive lost it apparently, but i am the same person getting it all.
i'm shitting too.
i attempt to summon christian bale
>>598759448
closer though
>>598758883
kek doge
>>598759477
Nice.
>>598751133
wat day are you working\sucking lord Terry?
>>598759477
rise, sweet batman and psycho of america
>>598759477
on 4chins you only get atheist bale
>>598759448
you either die an hero or something something darkside
>>598759448
Trips again and you eat it
>>598759689
so skywalker or winchester?
game on bitch.
>>598751133
Your songs are catchy as fuck and fun to dance to but every single one is annoying as fuck the first few times you listen, then they get good
>also checked
>>598759788
noice
heil hitler
>>598759788
dubs are sealed by the hand of taylor herself
if singles OP is not t swizzle
>>598759922
double dubs
>>598759922
finally i hit again.
trips guy hear.
>>598759922
Double dubs even sexier
>>598751992
That fucking dog gets me every god damn time.
Captch: choop
>>598759922
Oh noes it's on again.
>>598759636
>Filename
Hey /b/, Taylor here, just letting you know I'm definitely a celebrity that browses 4chan.
>>598759922
double double doubles!!
>>598759922
im on fire.
no seriously.
call the fire department
>>598760202
i almost smelled something for a second
>>598760216
fuck off taylor there's greater things at stake right now than your faggot ass
h-hello?
Someone say dub party
>>598751133
>2015
>Not building a Shrine to the Queen
>>598751133
>>598751422
Dude.
>>598760438
amirite?
>>598751133
fuck you
well I might not be talurr swef but I got dubs twice in this thread so imma go get my free blowjob
>>598760530
close your eyes matrix guy
>>598759922
>Double dubs
>nice
>>598760710
tanks nignog
>>598751133
What about a timestamp?
If that donut is from St. Patrick's day, you'll be farting like no ones listening.
>>598760682
bombs fittin to drop
>>598751133
Terrible photoshopping. Great dubs, though.
>>598760891
pewpewpew
>>598760922
I like yours better anon
>>598757322
wot
>>598760045
/thread
>>598761000
i trip tripped.
and such a fitting caption.
i came buckets.
>>598761000
OH MY GOD!!!
>>598761000
No seriously tho?
Forget it, guys, this isn't Taylor Swift. It's some darkie named Kanyee Kane pretending to be her. That's why he won't post tits.
>implying rich as fuck TS would ever have the free time to browse this shit infested website
>>598761174
im playing with fire, buut.....
pewpewpewpew
>>598761395
naw i'm spent i guess
>>598761395
Get the fuck out
...Just one google search..
>>598756866
>>598757077
>>598757322
>>598757444
>>598758000
>>598757622
>>598757811
>tfw tay tay posted and all hell broke loose with multiple dubs and trips
>>598761548
google search...
>>not even once
If I get dubs taylor swift is real
>>598751133
why would you let a piece of dogshit nigger touch you?
are you proud of being a race traitor whore?
Taylor goddess
When will you post tits?
>>598761733
Are you proud of them dabs
>>598761733
Errybody's gettin' dubs holy fuck.
>>598761599
you missed some, but your post says (you) aka me thrice. i am more proud of this than my own son. fuckin /b/
>>598761933
yeh...I like dags
>>598761733
This nigger is way richer than you newfag and we have nudes of his wife so stfu fag
>>598761733
>race traitor whore
i masturbate to this
>>598761933
>>598761933
are you proud of your dubs?
>>598761599
>post pointing multiple dubs out
>gets dubs
dubsception
>>598761548
>implying anyone actually believed op for a second
>>598762126
i fooking hate poikeys.
check EM
>>598762255
dammit boi
>>598762211
Checkin
>>598762211
Dubs for truth.
>>598757322
>>598757444
>>598757622
>>598757811
>>598757822
>>598758000
woah just check em you negroes
>>598762225
you disgusting cuck
If dubs get I oust Taylor as an illimunati robot controlled by nwo
>>598762444
not me this time, but fuck yeah!
this thread is a retards like us goldmine!
>>598762444
trips confirms
I don't even WANT dubs!
>>598762444
Trips for traps
>>598751133
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>>598762627
reverse psychology on /b/???
yeah. thats gunna work.
>>598762444
trips for gospel
Jesus christ there's so many dubs and trips in this thread.
I'm scared /b/
hang all niggers and kikes
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>>598762444
>this is what my life has come to: getting excited about getting trips
>>598762862
Let them flow thru u
Checking le awesome dubs XD
>>598762902
better than furry porn threads.
hold dat head up fucker!
>>598761599
I see what you did here m8
jewbags are the scum of the earth
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>>598763055
dabs muh niga
>>598763055
yup
>>598763199
i channeled your menergy
beyonce should have won
It aint over yet!
>>598763199
>>598763312
Taylor will become a has-been or take the route of Whitney Houston within the next decade.
>>598751133
>>598763355
FUCKFUCKFUCK
ima let you finish.....
on my chest.
>>598763199
Easy as 1 2 dubs
>>598763355
dat based god check
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>598763199
>>598763525
tybg
>>598763355
>>598763388
Back to back double doubles!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>598763355
>called 55 dubs
checked
>>598763576
hail 88
>>598763652
satan
>>598763576
End of the world in this bitch
>>598763146
>>598762873
Who let the /pol/bassador in here?
ho shit. are we still r-r-rollin?
>>598761796
The day she grows some
>>598763733
stan
GIRL, I'M A PLAYER, I'MMA PLAY,PLAY,PLAY,PLAY,PLAY...B-B-B-B-B-BASKETBALL GIMMIE,GIMMIE,GIMMIE THE BALL BECAUSE I'M GONNA DUNK IT!!!
If dubs will anhero on cam
>>598761174
you son of a bitch. my summoned Bale is nothing
>>598751133
I love you Taylor
Kreygasm
>>598763900
Tell her ur a dabs master too