mods pruned
>>598355255

>>598362582
I got scared

>>598362582
you first

it 404'd dumbass, 400 replies

I'll trade a selfie for tit pics, slagathor.

>>598362582
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

also check em

You first babe

>>598362744
ROLLING FOR THIS

ALSO CHECKED

>>598362726
holy shit 400???

Send me your tits first

Send her a selfie. Then say:

Alright im sorry, he is using my phone he might do it again

But I don't have a selfie stick.

send a pic of your dick with timestamp

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>>598362582

Send this

>>598362816
roll

Put the lotion in the basket

>>send selfie
Here's one of me, now send me one in return ;)

>>598362744
roll

Send nudes whore

Send a selfie, faggot.

You have to send a selfie with cock out, not send that message to her, you know what I'm saying

Sorry about that babe that was a picture of me Cameron sent it sorry...I really like you x

>>598362915

Reroll

I want to fuck your elbow

>>598362744
>rolll

>>598362816
rolling

If get op sends a selfie, and responds with this:
Sent you one, now send one back so i know its you

>>598363013
ayy

You first babee

>>598363013
Winrar, send the selfie op

>>598363013

Winner, send a selfie and then wait for her next response

>>598362582
Send photo just in towel saying just got out of the shower your turn tits McGee

>>598363093
roll

>>598363013
OP better not fucking say this and be like hurr I'm gay for penis

send a selfie of you naked.

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brb after call

What are you using? It looks so good (The Interface)

Waiting game is strong

Send the selfie

Also, Op here. Im just using texting, I have nexus 6

>>598363357

Wow you autistic fuck i meant send a picture

record call pls

Holy fuck you're an idiot

>>598363357
Alright that was just stupid.

God damnit OP. We actually did a good job for a change and you have to be stupid literal.

>>598363357
You were suppose to send a selfie faggot

>>598363357
OP guy for dick

OP FUCK YOU

>>598363357
kill urself

>>598363499
Also check them dubs nigger

GUYS HOW ABOUT WE ACTUALLY TRY AND KEEP THE CONVO GOING WITHOUT SAYING STUPID SHIT OK

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Op didn't deliver selfie, looks like he's going to be payed a visit

>>598363357
OP CONFIRMED GAY FAGGOT

Can all the 12 year olds leave and stop fucking this up. The only funny one so far has been the assburgers and he kept it alive with "rather be with you."

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guys I'm sorry for being fagito
(I just said it was me and she hung up)

>>598363889
Exactly keep this shit alive

How about you send some TITS!

>>598363702
rolling for this

They are, can we sex at the movies?

Yes they are done. We will go out to the movies tomorrow

>>598363966

They are done. So 50 shades of grey tomorrow? Then come back and maybe some pizza and passion of the christ?

He's prob not even texting someone. No fuckin way hes this dumb

Okay, I'm not joking anymore. Send me a picture of your tits.

>>598363702
>newfag detected

I'm just really horny atm and need to relieve myself sorry, internet a down too so can't get any pics up

>>598363966
Hello I'm OP. I'm a huge faggot and you definitely shouldn't give me the pussy.

>>598364118
hopefully it can still be saved

Send a selfie OP and say "sorry, here. Now you"

>>598364135

hahahahaha

Yeah they are I'm sorry that was Cameron he keeps trying to touch me he's weird

>>598364118
Winner

>>598364118
sucky winrar

>>598364198
Winrar

>>598364330
I like this one

>>598364330
rollin

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>>598363966

Yeah they're done. Now how about a movie or dinner?

>>598363966
Finger my diddely arse you pathetic worm

>>598364525
fuck you slut whore i hope you die in a car crash

>>598364525
I want to show you my penis, so let's go out, yeah?

>>598364525

Idk. Im gonna go hop on 4chan while you hop off my dick and we can talk tomorrow

Can we not do a voting system instead ffs weed out the shit responses no one likes

You did bitch! fine just let me fuck you then?

You shouldn't. I'm absolutely retarded.

>>598364525
7 get

That's funny, all I heard was blah blah blah. We are GOING to the movie tomorrow.

>>598364655
rerollin

>>598364662

Rollin for this

It's not my fault I have a moronic friend.

>>598364525
i really want to shove spaghetti noodles up your ass

I did. Im the man. You'll do as I say or risk the consequences (ie. rape).

>>598364525
no one, you decide where we can go ;)

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Guess what

>>598364525
Okay fine, go suck Sammy's dick you little bitch! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!

Sorry, shouldn't be so hasty hehe.can I get a selfie??? ;)

Let's start afresh, I'm sorry. The truth is I like you a lot, the movies would be a great start. Then maybe we could get some barbecue and get busy?

>>598363966
You're so fucked OP. Sorry, you coulda got the puss but you let your /b/ros dun fuck you over.

>>598364525
There you go OP. You got what you deserved

Eat my dick you cunt.

>>598364727
YES

Sorry I thought that's what you said...are you mad at me ? :(

>>598364727

Winrar

>>598364727
winRAR

>>598364727

Winner but its a shit response

>>598364727
Fuck, op just put rerollin

Anons have ruined OP
Also OP's fault for being a massive faggot and listening to us in the first place.

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:(

Someone start a new one of these with some bitch who likes you. This op is fucked

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>>598364800

>>598364525
this could have been the start of a beautiful relationship OP. but you choose...this

Don't be such a cunt.

c'mon girl you know im a virgin, do you want the d?

>>598365083

Okay fine, go suck Sammy's dick you little bitch! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!

>>598365083

This. Exactly this.

>>598365083
OP should have stopped after he scored the date.

how about you just sit on my face instead?

>>598365123
nah, I'm on crack BIIITCH

Can you pop over to mine now?

Sorry, I really like you

Sorry are you mad at me?

>>598365123
How about you come to my place and i fuck you

How about you send a pic of your pussy now or I cut up your entire family?

>>598365195
Peeeeerfect...

>>598365123
This OP fucking delivers

How about face to head? your face over my dick's head that is

>>598365123
Can't You just understand that I think you're hot and I want to fuck?

>>598365195
God fucking dammit, winner.

>>598365123

Im not drunk its just hard to explain can we talk tomorrow?

>>598365195
winrar

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>>598365123

Sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah. We are GOING to that movie tomorrow!

>>598365123
okay, but only if you suck my cock

>>598365123
Or we can talk face to pussy

But I love Basus!

>>598365195
winrer

>>598365405
This one is better!

God. Fuckin. Damnit.

>>598365405
Better winrar

>>598365247
Winner why do you have to ruin the fun faggot

>>598365405
God fucking dammit why couldnt mine get first

>>598365195

Winrar.

OP you chose this.

>>598365123
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm just really nervous and failing to be funny. I really want to see you tomorrow, we still on?

>>598365123
will you sit on my face instead?
op post pics of this girl

>>598365497
Because these threads suck, and you are all gay

Op, you win. She still wants to talk to you. Just leave us.

I don't think I've had that much to drink I got a good tolerence I think

>>598365207
Winner

>>598365666
Sorry trips, today you are a lie

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guys we were so close

>>598365666
Trips have spoken!

At least show us what we worked on and practically handed to you.

Op might as well leave...These fans have ruined it for everyone

>>598365666
Be gone, Satan.

>>598362582

>>598365743
Should have done the face to pussy one assssholle

>>598365816
KEK

Im starting to think this girl is fucking retarded tbh

No it was me the whole the time. I just wanted to fuck you in the ass with a cactus

>>598365743
Send a picture of your pussy now so I can warm up for the real thing tmr.

>>598365743

Sorry but its time for a spiderman thread

>>598365816
Winrar?

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>>598365743
OP please just fix it yourself.

>>598365743
*sends selfie*

Nigger taint

Listen, i like you and me acting strangely is just me listening to other people while trying to get you to like me

>>598365743
Wtf do you mean save my ass? Save your own ass. Fess up, gtf off 4chan and go on a date you moron

You lil stupid ass bitch I aint fucking wit you

>>598365743
I think about tongue fucking your asshole probably 6 times a day

It's me! Only me! Dammit! Why aren't you paying attention. We're going to that movie tomorrow.

Bitch fuck you, either suck me off or leave me alone.

Get used to it bitch, you either gobble my cock or you lick my ring piece. Your call chuckles.

I'm sorry, I'm trying way too hard to be funny cause I got nervous. Ignore my stupid ass. You wanted to chill tomorrow right? Why don't we just do that and have fun and forget about how stupid I've been.

OMFG!!! That was Cameron again! I went to take a shower and left my phone in the room with him. SOOO sorry about all of that!

>>598365816
mods mods mods

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>>598365619
What kind of girl would still be attempting a civil conversation after all this

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>>598365919

>>598365999
Do it cuz trips

I'm sorry I'm just confused and I don't know what I'm doing I really like you no I'm in love with you and I'm making a fool of myself ...

>>598365999
Trippss

>>598365816
Sorry poster of that here...It can still be salvaged ok say this....sorry can I tell you the truth? It's a secret

>>598365743
i think i love you

>>598365743
There's someone in my house. Call the cops please, I'm so scared.

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OK I'm fucked, so why not become more fucked

>>598365999
Nice trips

>>598366033
roll

Get used to it bitch, either gobble my cock or lick my ring piece. Your move chuckles.

>>598366057
A white one

Its a prank, I really like you and was to shy to tell you so I had some idiots on the internet help me. Please will you go with me to the movies tomorrow?

>>598365963
this

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>>598366162
HOLY FUCKING KEK OP YOU NIGGER

>>598366162
... that's retarded you HAD SO MANY GOOD CHOICES, FUCK THE NUMBERS M8

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>>598366162
Attaboy OP.

Now bring on some spiderman. Send her this.

I have a crush on you, sorry

Sorry that was my dad, he gets like this when he has alcohol, he sometimes takes people phones and sends pictures of himself and weird texts, i'm back now.

>>598366162
kek'd

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>>598366111
dem trips

sorry, my jackass roommate stole my phone while i was out.

Have you got any shag carpet?

>>598366162
Shit, I have actually just pissed myself

FUCK THE NUMBERS OP

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>>598366162
Post this picture to her.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>598366256
reroll

>>598366474
roll!!

>>598366279
Kek because your kekking reaction pic

>>598366162
I fucking kekd so much.


My sides are in infinite orbit within the time and space continuum

>>598366033
rollin 4 hope

>>598366474
Reroll

/thread

>>598366429

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guys pls

>>598366474
fucking kek

I want to break your achey breaku heart with my penis.

>>598366509
rolling for copypasta

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>>598366569

Hey call me tomorrow and ill fix all this. Cameron has really screwed me over. This was not me.

>>598366474
POST THIS FAGGOT

>>598366611
Too gewd

>>598366611
lol

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>>598366611

>>598366611
holy balls

>>598366527
I'm choking on my own kek, this is a golden thread right here

>>598366474
oh god pls.

OMG /b/ros save this fag

>>598366611

Tripz Dubz on Valentine's Day!

True love is in the.... oh wait...

>>598366474
this this this!!!!!!

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>>598366611
DOOOBBBSSSS!

>>598366611

Dude stop. Wait for a response and let the all mighty gods of DUBS decide. Dubs are your only hope at this point.

>>598366611
We are anonymous. We do not forgive, we do not forget.


(Make it seem like you were hacked)

>>598366903
rip

>>598366700
This OP

>>598366903
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>598366903
Holy shit OP

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>>598366474
kek

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>>598366674

>>598366922

Sweet mother of fuck..

>>598366903
OP U R A GOD!

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I feel this thread is falling apart so just send her this.

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>>598366162

cameron fucked me over, i'm pissed right know, as you should be. Im sorry, I'm gonna talk to cameron and then i'm gonna call you

>>598366903

If she comes back to you then you know she really loves you.

>>598366903
Respect OP

>>598366934
Reroll. Let's get op some tits

>>598366922

Dubs recommending Dubs! op wait for a response then let dubs decide.

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>>598366903

>>598366903
dude... shit man

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>>598366903

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>>598366611
Trips can't lie!!!
>nice one, OP

>>598366934
YOURE NEW ARENT YOU FRIEND