>person: hello this is foursquare resturant wold you like to make a reservation?
>yes, and can i have grapes with that
>person: youre kidding me right?
>im afraid not mister, i havent had a very grape day
>click

bumping, this has potential.

darn i need long distance, guys just use prank dial and record reactions, this stuff is in north carolina

>>597972911
This. Sounds like this could be fun

>Hello this is foursquare restuarant
>Do you have grapes
>Whats with you bastards and grapes
>Thats not something for a restuarant to say
>No we dont have grapes. hangs up

>Hi (me)
>Do you want grapes?
>No, i thought this was a restuarant? (me)
>yea im sorry, weve been getting some prankcalls
>alright, can i place a reservation at grape o clock (me)
>click

>We're not selling any grapes.
>Excuse me?
>Sorry, we've been getting prank calls all night.
>Do you guys have battletoads?
>Do we have what?
>It's like french snails, just with toads
>No, we don't have any toads
>What about grapes?
>click

>>597972652
>>597973325
>>597973618
took only four calls for the poor fag to start dying lol

>Hello this is (stuff i couldnt hear)
>Hi, can i ask what tommorrows specials are?
>Sorry, we don't have special here
>Oh alright, I was hoping you have grapes
>Godaamit click

Don't worry. I called them up and not told them 4chans was hacking them. They got it.

yo guys, founnd their reservation site. Do what you will with this information.

http://www.opentable.com/four-square-restaurant-reservations-durham?rid=35134&restref=35134

>We're going to call the police if we get one more call
>click

Round 2
>HELLO?
>Uhm, hello...?
>No grapes served here, Four Square Restaurant...
>No grapes? What?
>Prank calls all night
>Nice meme
>What?
>GRAPE MEMES HAHAHAHHAHA DANK MEME
>YLYL FAGGOT < him
>click

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Bump, HUGE potential

>>597972283
>Hello
>Restaurant greeting
>Hi do you have any available reservations for this weekend? For valentines day?
>Nope all booked up
>Would you still be doing take out though?
>No
>Well thats just grape
>WHAT? Oh god damn it

Gotta bump , calling right now

>Do you guys have reservations for Sunday?
>no sorry
>Alright, maybe next week Friday?
>Yea that's open
>Alright, thanks that's grape
>click

Bump, haven't seen anything this good in a while

Not a single one is vocaroo'd

>hello four square restaurant
>hi just found out about this place, what would you say is your grape-est meal is?
>immediately hangs up

>>597976143
because no one is actually doing it. These threads are shit without vocaroo.

>grape
>oh comeon!

>>597976332

Yeah, I've posted like 4 of these things and I never actually called.

get shrekt

Bump hoping for vocaroo

bump?

I just got something that told me to do a message.

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Bump

There not taking calls right now haha

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Bumping for poe-ten-chal

>>597973871
battletoads rick..

http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1066071739

I couldn't do long distance so I sent a gay guy

>Foursquare restauran-
>I will grape you.
>I will grape you in the mou-click-

>Call the number
>Get voicemail
>"I just wanted to apologize, I hear you aren't having a grape night."
>Hang up

Rickktoads?
> fun as fuck

>Hello this is foursquare resturant
>Hi, I was wondering about how many preople the crusted monkfish feeds
>Just one sir
>Oh alright, Do you have an open table for my fiance and I rihgt now?
>We're a little busy but I'm sure we can find you one
>all right, and how much would the grapes cost?
>click

http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1066073027

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>>597977768
/o/ is that you?

>>597973618
fucking lel

>do you ahev grapes
>no
>hangs up

well that was short

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>>597979167
Yes

ayy lmao

>foursqure resturant (Note how tired he sounds)
> sir are you feeling ok
>yea, just all these prankcalls
>oh, alright, but can i make a reservation, i would do it online but my internets down
>alright, when do you want it
>next week Saturday, its my wife's birthday
>alright, can i have your name and number
>yea, Tim Gable and the number is 919 1505 22grape
>man you suck
>click

bump for life

>>597973618
kek/10

>>597980664
>calls back
>whyd you hang up on me?
>cause you said grape!
>i said 8, are you crazy?, hanging up cause you heard grape?
>ugh man, the prankcalls are getting to me
>yea i feel you, i used to work for telemarketing
>here, ill finish scheduling you
>thanks, sorry bout your day
>its alright
>i hope those guys stop (him)
>alright, i finished scheduling
>have a grape day and i hang up

>>597973618
11/10

Bump for more gold

>Hello, Um id like to make a reservation...
>For grapes. There a bunch of us.

>>597978369
more like this,

monitoring this thread.

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>>597979419
ayyy lmao

bump

>Hello if you say grape ill hang up
>wwait what?
>sorry, its the prank calls
>oh, i see, but can i schedule a day to come in, itll be 4 people
>yea
>alright, is the 17th open
>hold on.. yea what time will this be?
>12
>ok, all set, can i have your name and number
>yea, its jacob collins, and my numbers 919 224 567
>all right, you sure this isn't a prank??
>yes im sure
>all right then, youre all set, see you then
>thanks sir
>we hang up

>>597982631
The day 4chan scheduled lunch

>>597981089
Fuck off faggot

I'm completely in awe that this is happening in my town right now..