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My boy would destroy you.

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It's all over now.

I probably would like. If you were going to die you probably wouldn't give a shit

>>597883072
I'd make damn sure the last push of air from my windpipe was "FUCK ISLAM" or "ALLAH WAS A PIG FUCKER". That would be my justification.

TL;DR fuck them guys and a "religion" that shields them from being a fucking human.

Im pretty sure if one of them started chatting shit they would just retake the video

yea honestly i would be fucking terrified id probably pass out if someone was going to cut my head off i hope

'My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?'

>>597883072
>DAT GREENSCREEN

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>>597883227
If you said anything bad about them or the holy prophet, you would get a slower death, like this:

>>597883072
You do know Jihadi John is a UK person don't you? Don't you? Why the fuck don't you UK people take care of your own shit? You worse than Saudi Arabia you stupid bitches.

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>>597883145
Shut the fuck up mudslime

>>597883072
p. sure I'd shoot them first.

>>597883072
I would tell him I licked his weewee when he was asleep and that it smells like goat butt,

>>597883462
Everyone knows ISIS is fake af and was created by the NSA/CIA to keep folks scared. Scared populations stay close spend money and get Fox News pumped down their throats. It's a ruse so the sheeple are too busy being scared instead of knowing what is REALLY going on in the world.

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>>597883591
Sure?
POW

>>597883514
Good. Everyone in ear-shot would hear me berate their holy puppet mohammed the pig fucker

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You're kidding, right OP? If you were captured and on your knees in front of these scumbags its the only time ever when you could be sure that nothing you said would ease the pain or save your life.

Might as well call them out for what they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVVKOEBODI

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>>597883650
Where did you get your Conspiracy Major?
>Fucking idiot

>>597883456
Its so fun to just repeat everything you see and never be original.

>>597883723
I can make those effects on my PC too. That's Bollywood lvl mate. Get on Hollywood lvl and getback2me

>>597883072
knowing they'd be my last words, hell yeah I'd say the same shit knelt down! They want to make a propaganda video, I'm gonna call them sand niggers the whole time!

>>597883072
congrats, you've successfully figured out every single imageboard user

>>597883840
Yeah. Trust everything you see and hear. That shows how smart you are, fucking idiot.

If you own the information, you can bend it all you want.

If I was one the captives and knew it was over there is no way I'd kneel there quietly and let him preach. I'd be the biggest dick on the planet telling him to fuck himself, suck my cock, etc. If you're done, why let them use you? Go down swinging and let them post that video online.

>>597883072
they are fake organization
you are stupid if you believe this hollywood bullshit

>>597884165
You are goddamn right! Fuck those guys and fuck what their religion tells them to do.

>>597884165
you don't get that they will make you suffer worse if you fight them.

Also they make mock executions, meaning that their victims always appear so calm because they think it's just that, a mock execution. But bam, then it happens.

Killing adulterers by throwing stones at them,
killing gay people,
killing people who leave the religion,
killing for "witchcraft"
Killing for "sorcery" (apparently different to witchcraft)
killing blasphemers,
Killing people who own a bible
"Honour" killings
Death for "waging war on god"
Death for theft (fourth conviction, after they've cut off three of your limbs)
Death for idolatry
Death or whipping/caning for drinking alcohol,
whipping/caning for gambling
Whipping/caning for unmarried sex,
Whipping for mingling of un-related men and women
child marriage/rape
allowing men to beat their wives,
women's testimony is worth half that of a mans,
literal "an eye for an eye"
commanding highway robbers be crucified or mutilated,
commanding offensive, aggressive and unjust jihad
Burning people alive (done by Mohammed himself to extract the location of hidden treasure from a man)
Permitting and encouraging slavery
Suicide bombings globally
Flying planes in to buildings
Encouraged rape of non-muslim women
Forcing women to cover up
banning women from driving,
Not allowing women to leave the house alone
Killing cartoonists for blasphemy
Slaughtering of entire villages in Nigeria
Allowing, encouraging and even demanding lying by its followers

Now repeat after me:
"Islam is a religion of peace"
"You are Islamophobic and racist for criticising Islam"
"God is Great"

>>597883619
Kek

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>>597884312
Then constantly berate them and their fake god. all.the.time.

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Technically, they aren't representatives of Islam, so you should all be careful not to slander a peaceful religion

>>597883072

Jihadi john is king shit on his videos but he would be so tough with a bag over his head in some CIA black site

ITT: samefaggottry and shitposting meets at epic levels. I wish I had some Reddit gold to gild this post!

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Keep on talking, we all know that Obama, your president and leader, truly is a muslim too.

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>>597884509
AND A PIECE OF GLASS IN HIS PENIS YEAHH YEAHH!

>>597884439
Pls be trolling

Pls

>>597884370
Its funny because its awfully similiar to how christians used to be

>>597884580
Donald trump pls go

>>597884439
good one

>>597884439
...right, just like the pope doesn't speak for all catholics. I see what you did there.

If ISIS was some fringe group like you say, you'd see TV ads, billboards, etc. of decent islam supports taking a position. cricketschirp.mp3

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/423521/Jihadi-John-dead-Terror-experts-Japanese-hostage-killed-NEW-executioner

We have so many nuclear weapons just sitting around and rusting. Wish we could lay all of Islam to waste.

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pic is relevant.

>>597884027

EVERITING IS CONSPIRUCY

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>>597884755
So you're for people accepting responsibility for other people's actions and having to make a show of it

>>597884859
How the fuck can you tell from just seeing his eyes?
The media will never leave ISIS alone, they bring the dumbest topics up, keeping them relevant.

>>597883072
Actually that is one time I'd be inclined to say it to their face.

>>597883514
Is he dancing at the beginning? Gif please...

>>597884689

>used to be

Exactly, ISIS is a bunch of medieval fucknuts with modern weaponry

>>597884370
You forgot that you can be executed for thinking blasphemous thoughts.

You don't even have to actually do it someone just needs to say you did.

>>597884970
So the boots the ISIS fighters wear are US GI issue (Rothco GI Hot Weather). The guns are GI issue munitions.

Prove me wrong, cock gobbler.

>in b4 "they steal weapons from the US Army"

>>597883072
And Jihadists wouldn't say shit if they were facing real military. They just act strong because they attack civilians, most of the time unarmed civilians.

>>597885080
Where were the "experts" when ISIS was about to rek shit in the Middle East? We coulda stopped em early. Oh right they said hey let's pull out early because that works every time just like with your mom

This thread killed my boner.

>>597883072
>you talk shit, i will be sure to tourture the othet prisoners

>>597885122
FTFY: ISIS is created by the US Gov't

>>597883072

If i would be on my knees in front of jihadi john, i would know im already fucked, and i would spit in he's face and insult muhammad, after that i fould smear shit all over my body and jihadi john dont want to touch me anymore.

>>597883072
I really hope I'm not the only one whou would love to join them only for the sake of killing people

>>597885297
Yeah the ones you're gonna kill anyway? That's not my responsibility, that's yours and Allah doesn't like slimy blackmailers who don't have the balls to commit to their own acts and need to use someone else as an excuse. What a sad sad people you is isis

Captcha: futyu

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>>597885254
You sure?

>>597885532
dude missed like 6 fuckin times

>>597884642
kek

Fuck ISIS, if they pop up in front of me, I'll pop them in the head with either my American assault rifle or American concealed carry pistol. America, fuck yeah!

>>597885528
Other ppl beat you to it. You think these aren't insane serial killers/war fetishists having a great time and using religion as an excuse?

>Also applies to US military so sign up

>>597883514
>>597883723

anyone have any more execution stuff?

>>597883072
>You know, you people say so much shit about ISIS, but none of you would say it to the fighters if you were on your knees in front of Jihadi John.

Mossad nonsense, total fiction -- yet people just eat it up. Are people really this dumb? Yes, yes, they are.

>>597885029
No, fucktard. I'm for the mealy-mouth assholes that say ISIS doesnt represent all of Islime. The "true" supporters of that fringe pig fucking cult "religion" should stand up and say so.

>>597883072
What are they going to do, double kill me?

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>>597883072
>>597883072

I honestly dont even think they are real as weird as that sounds. Media hype + CIA fabrication = manufactured crisis

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>>597885532
Copypasta

I kind of wish they were parading down streets in any random north american city kek.

Fuck that'd be a sight.

>>597885532
These pig fucking dirt niggers pull that shit off with impunity in their own shitworld side of town. Roll your ass up around here, and get dealt with. I promise you, those pussy ass-raping scum sand niggers will N E V E R make it to the US and try that shit. We are not the ones to steal second base on. The prisoners that they are able to capture are over there in that goddamn sandbox. Fuck them.

>>597885680
They are friends of Jesus, watch your mouth sir. You sound like a Jew who hates Christians

>>597885812
truth!

>>597885660
I love the illegal part of it! I'd love to simply put a bullet through a stranger's skull in the street or to walk in a park, beat down a kid and pass a rope around his neck to hang him haha :)

>>597885827
That's not where the head is supposda go!
*Hands on hips, tilted head*
OH ISIS, you did it again didn't you!

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>>597885946
>triggered

>>597885978
Nah, I'm an atheist who has enough sense to know religion is created.

>>597886013
Make sure you have a hand free to be strokin your shaft

>>597885820
The recoil on that would knock his fucking teeth out.

>>597886129
Those American High tops. Kek. Hypocrites

>>597885978
>watch your mouth suck my momma's clit

>>597886251
>SPOILER ALERT
It didn't

>>597886365
>my momma
Ok Forrest

>>597885532
Yes I am

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>>597886129
nice shoes sand nigger. Get them at Wal Mart?

>>597886176
Yeah that's why they believe in a creator... lol idiot

>>597886189
lol!!!

>>597886598
What did this creator create? A 3rd world shithole full of sand, despair, starvation? What has this creator created? I'm dying to know.

Yes in the same way that you don't talk shit to a person holding a sword/gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bqwV2FORZo

>>597884755
They are you fucking moron. Every news channel in the islamic word is against them and constantly cursing them and their acts. Get your head out of your ass and get info before saying stuff fucking swine

This commercial break brought to you by Religion. Making people do what we say, everyday!

>>597886716
The creator created, that's why the name is creator and not guy who forgot that thing he was going to do today.

>>597886817
...and your post is full of proof.

No wait,...shit. No proof. Goddamn I hate to be right.

>>597886754
>all your base are belong to us
lost my shit

>>597886949
kek

>>597886817
>...in the islamic world

Is that near New Mexico, Arizona? Where is that in the USA?

>>597884859
>http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/423521/Jihadi-John-dead-Terror-experts-Japanese-hostage-killed-NEW-executioner

daily star though.... like one of the worst papers you could read for genuine information. dipshit. L2guardian

>>597884370
"Christianity is a religion of peace"
"You are unamerican for criticizing Christianity"
"God is Great"

>>597883723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IknAuxUwx7k

>>597886817
this.

>>597886995
Unoriginal bitch.
>Kek
I bet you don't even know why people use that without googling it you autist.

>>597887324
kek isnt the Guardian like a tabloid rag that dishes on celebrity gossip?

>>597887358
You mean God is an Awesome God

>>597884027
>he says this while expecting people to trust everything he tells them

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>>597883072
I would ask him "why does men go when inside for in the what?"

>>597887540
guardian is a well respected political publication. you even read the news..?

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Are you serious... Just look at all of you stupid fucks thinking this isn't an FBI sting. WAKE UP! Why the fuck did SJW mods exist? Why did Moot leave the site?? After all of the CP, gore, suicides, raids, false media stories, and.. oh yeah, starting the hacktavits group anonymous (Maybe you've heard of them.. :-)), the government finally got sick of this shit and has now stealthy seized this website. How does it feel to be participating in all of the social experiments they're running on you when replying to shit like this. But what do you care? You're probably already too embedded to the system to even respond to this post intelligently. Baah! Baah! Little sheep... Let the herder ram its cane of injustice down your ass so they can eat you alive.. We don't need your kind on the battle field.

>>597883514
Why didn't he jump and hold on to the bars on top?

>>597887468
blizzfag reporting in

ISIS wouldn't exist is there weren't any American prisons in Iraq. So everyone give America a round of applause for creating ISIS.

>>597887540
lol the Guardian and the Independent are the only respectable papers in the uk

>>597887927
He actually should have laid on the ground because heat rises and cold air sinks.

If they want to hide behind their gay little masks I think we can hide behind our computers and continue to talk shit. They own a small bit of land in sand-nigger territory, let them have it!

>>597887540
this
>>597888063

>>597887358
CORRECTION*

"Christianity HUNDREDS OF FUCKING YEARS AGO is a religion of peace"
Also, nobody brought up America you fucking narcissistic cunt

>>597887927
the heat would of still boiled his skin

>>597887704
top kek.

who are you going to trust, literally every journalist ever, as well as thousands of corroborating muslims?

or some paranoid schizo on /b/?

i think the choice is obvious.
paranoid schizophrenics on 4chan are the best source of information

>>597888038
>I don't know anything about Muslim extremism

Read one of Sageman's books, you phillistine.

>>597888196
>the heat would have still boiled his skin

fixed it for you

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>>597888186
westboro baptist church.

also the official christian theology written by st. thomas aquinas advocates the torture and murder of heretics...
and he uh... managed to read the sermon on the mount, unsurprisingly enough

>>597883072
BS as hell, if you're going to die anyway, why wouldn't you die in pride

>>597888063
>papers

the UK seems to be stuck in the 19th century still

>>597888411
Are you fucking retarded? Name ONE of the things on that list which westboro baptist church has done. ONE.

You won't be able to. Your PC brain can't handle that some religions are worse than others

>>597887358
>"

newfag

>>597888671
>not reading the newspaper

must be a child or an idiot

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>>597888757
the tenets of both religions are equivocal

the difference is not one of scripture or theology.

unsurprisingly enough, geopolitical events have a tendency to be catalyzed by geopolitics.

>implying the zionist state is any better or worse than a muslim caliphate

>>597887893
>implying the govment cares bout any that

week bate

>>597888836
>thinking he is a newfag for not incorrectly greentexting

the only reason he had quotation marks, is because the post he responded to had quotation marks in the same position

you fucktardulous tryhard

>>597888757
also christians have totally done everything isis has, when you scale back the timeline of christianity to be 1400 years old (i.e. the age of islam)

so it is entirely equivocal

>>597888757
both religions advocate the same barbaric shit - it's simply that western society is more liberal than these third world shitholes and christianity has evolved to fit.

>>597888271
nah, im good.

>>597889033
What is this babble? It's clear you haven't red the quran AT ALL. Page after page tells you what to do to unbelievers. It's VERY different from the bible.

And if you're blaming lack of education and opportunities on terrorist attacks, most of the 9/11 hijackers were university educated and had degrees, some had PhD's.

It's the mind virus of Islam that's the problem.

>>597883072
Why not? If I know I'm about to die, I'm gonna say what's on my motherfucking mind.

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>>597889222
look ma! i can cherrypick pictures too!

>>597889185
>the reason quotation marks the reason same position

IM A FAGET

>>597889290
fucking this.
it has everything to do with contemporary society and nothing to do with actual theology.

if you talk to a modern theologian (especially a presuppositionalist) you will find that 95% of them believe that the bible is the immutable word of the lord, including that whole silly leviticus/deutoronomy bit

>>597886251
Lol no it wont, its an ak not a shot gun, unless you hold it lime a limp dick it wont fly back and nose fuck you

>>597889290
>>597889282
>>597889033
You guys don't seem to understand that THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING TODAY!!! TODAY!! FUCKING 21ST CENTURY! and the christian shit happened HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO

It doesn't matter if even some of it is similar. What matters is what's happening today.

>>597886540

This should be a YLYL thread.

>>597889328
i have read the bible, the koran, and the hadith.
i am familiar with 107 verses from the koran that are quite violent.

its clear you have not read the bible.

its just as fucking bad.

but with regards to zionism, try reading the talmud, and what it says about goyim (i.e. its not a sin to murder or own them, because they are equivocal to cattle)
its just as bad as what the koran says about non-muslims, if not worse

>>597883072

> About to be beheaded
> Still too scared to talk shit that would get you killed

You have to be pretty fucking stupid to think you're gunna survive being kidnapped by ISIS.

What would I do? I would kick Jihad John right in the balls, then stomp on his head until they killed me.

Why the fuck people just sit there, I don’t know.

Need to go flight 93 on their fucking cowardly asses, what you need to do.

>>597889463
you don't understand that the timeline (1400 years after inception) is identical, and that muslim reformation is imminent

>>597889606
You're fucking brain dead.

What Christian verses like that are being followed by millions of Christians today? None? Exactly.

>>597889687
it's cause all this shit is fake. Green screen made up low-quality bull shit.

>>597889606
>107 verses
check that: 109

plus about 30 verses from the hadith that are also very despicable

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>>597884439

i'm 12 what is this shit?

>>597887927
maybe because they put gasoline all over him so it didnt matter what he did

>>597883072
You remember the first guy who got his head cut off way back during the second war in Irak. Some technician guy. There was a second execution following that one but there was never any footage released. I allways imagined the second victim did exactly that.

>>597889803
BINGO, and even if it wasn't like others are saying your gonna die anyways why not do something instead of just sitting there?

>>597889917
>cause this ISIS propaganda is fake

>>597889766
>What Christian verses like that are being followed by millions of Christians today? None? Exactly.

actually, every theologically rigorous christian ever.

literally 100% of christians who adhere to christian theology (a defining trait of christianity) are forced to believe this shit.

you cannot have salvation without the resurrection. the resurrection only causes salvation because we are damned.

damnation only exists because we broke the law.
the law is defined in the old testament.

you cannot seperate belief in the resurrection from the laws of the old testament.

that dog won't hunt

see: the writings of literally every prominent christian theologian from the 13th century to the 21st.

but to be fair, 99% of "christians" don't believe this because they hadn't read their own bible, and don't even know the content of their own scripture.

but muslim reformation is just as easy to occur as christian reformation

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Scumbag ISIS

>>597890129
I said FOLLOWED. BEING FOLLOWED. ACTUALLY BEING DONE. YOU KNOW? PHYSICALLY PERFORMED BY SOMEONE.

What the fuck is wrong with your brain? What group of millions of christians are killing gay people and adulteres? None? Exactly. There's no arguing with you. You literally can't follow logic at all

>>597883514
>She got that fire burnin' fire on tha dance floor

>>597883988
just imagine an isis video where jihadi john is trying to speak but keeps getting interrupted by someone screaming sand nigger!

>>597890348
I'd pay to watch this

>>597884439
LOL, that b8
>>You are a retard if you bother arguing about this statement

>>597890305
exactly, because christianity underwent reformation.

just like islam is going to.

this doesn't make the religions unequivocal.
indeed they are as identical as can be, especially when you align the timelines

Folks talking about american gear do realize they buy their stuff from surplus military gear black markets, right? Not saying this whole mess wasn't created by western (banking) interests, but still.

>>597890515
>implying we didn't fund/weaponize al-qaeda indirectly back when osama was still our buddy

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>>597885827

>>597890790
this is literally the only acceptable use of that image
10/10 well played

>>597890615
That you muricans did. But I doubt they'd be so fumbly as to have their puppets wear a clear hint, so clear that a bunch of bored young adults on the internet could figure it out. Might not be the omnipotent rulers of the economy if they were that careless.

>>597890993

>>597890993
In addendum, it's propable that the money for the boots and munitions came from somewhere too close to home, but they propably did not actually give them the gear itself.

>>597890993
>omnipotent
who said the government was anything but a collection of short-sighted greedy megalomaniacs serving only themselves?

certainly far from omnipotence, i should think.

>>597891116
>they propably did not actually give them the gear itself.
they did, because at the time it was considered an ally.

i guess you are pretty new here.
let me 'splain how this works.

we fund and weaponize sand niggers, and russia funds and weaponizes sand niggers.

these sand niggers kill each other in proxy, while we pretend the cold war is over.

sometimes russia funds sand niggers than end up helping us.

sometimes we end up funding sand niggers that end up hurting us (See: saddam, qaddafi, osama, et al)

its just how the game is played when you have a war-based economy

>>597891352
>than end up
that end up**

>>597890014
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>>597889803
>>597888213
>>597887893
>>597885406
>>597885246
>>597884027
>>597883650
>>597883462
>all these guys truly thinking that Islamic State are a conspiracy and fake

I'm sure all of this is fake too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjHb4C7b94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNZ7De-4clM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_K9zwNBuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFNVU2TyJF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BZPnoKum8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua23MCCWVE
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=islamic+state+map&es_sm=93&biw=1440&bih=742&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=aMjcVLWwC8b-ULD7g-AG&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/feb/09/rise-of-islamic-state-patrick-cockburn-review-isis-new-sunni-revolution
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/islamic-state/


What's more likely:
>The entire western world goverments are in a joint conspiracy to fake an entire group which is taking over two countries in the middle easy, produce hundreds of fake videos and reports, place fake imams and hate mongers in western countries, fake satellite images, thousands of fake news articles, capture people from the west and *pretend* to execute them and really they're just living in a nice resort somewhere

OR

>Pissed off muslims kill people


Come on guys. It's like you Americans actually wants the rest of the world to think you're all retarded

>>597891444
>linking my post satirizing the paranoid schizophrenic
for shame, anon.

also checked

>>597890504
The timelines are not the same at all. Islam is 800 years younger and not going under reform any time soon. Islam has much much worse shit in it than the bible (Muhammed actually tortures and kills many people HIMSELF. Jesus didn't) and they have 21st century weapons.

How can you not see the problem?

>>597886129

Those eyes after the beheading. Is the mind still ticking after it? Like is he going 'Hey get a load of the view I have!'?

>>597891352
Well fucking said, anon! Make no mistake the US (and vis-a-vis the world economy) is bankrolled on war. The infusion of the war machine permeates all facets of your daily life. Hell this magical interwebz was created by DARPA for military purposes - certainly not for folks to see ding-dongs and cats with spaghetti on its head.

>>597891352
Well I'm not that new here, but yes, that's propably how it goes. I was under the impression that the funding would be somewhat more abstract so they wouldn't raise as much attention and controversy.

>>597891165
Yeah actually ubiquitous is a better word. Since we don't have anything in the framework of our life or mind that wasn't created by them. We're living in the banker's construct.

>>597891444
>being this sheeple

isis isnt real faggot, keep watching fox news. theres hundreds of thousands of missing children, and more going missing every day, and people as well, and even people getting murdered. yet the tv wants you to focus on the sand people. you can hardly run a red light in any major city nowadays without getting caught, do you really think sand people are going to come here and get anything done? herp

>>597891836

Please read this book. Hell, I would even send you my copy if you promise to read it...

http://www.amazon.com/The-Culture-Fear-Americans-Minorities/dp/0465003362

>>597891630
yhwh kills and tortures people HIMSELF

also i guaruntee you have not both the koran and the bible.
i have, and am willing to engage in a tit-for-tat quote battle.

you only got about 109 verses of violence in the koran.
the bible has that many in the old testament alone (one need look onto to leviticus and Deuteronomy)

and the timelines are the same
1400 years after christianity's inception, a collection of hundreds of thousands of religious-crazed nutters would torture and murder heretics thinking it was the will of the creator of the universe, literally slaughtering untold thousands

1400 years after islam's inception, a group of a couple hundred people tortured and killed heretics, thinking it was the will of the creator of the universe. almost a dozen people were killed

the timelines sync up 100%

>>597883723
Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left.

>>597891836
You didn't even read my post. I'm not American. Why would I watch fox news? Did i say they were invading out countries? No. They're just fighting for their piece of the sand box. You're honestly retarded if you think everything is a conspiracy.

I've not spoken to a single person in my country who thinks Islamic State is fake. It must be an American thing.

guys how much are you anticipating the finale of Jihadi Johns work, where he blows himself up after slicing some throats and firing guns into the sky talking about allah?? it shouldbe out by summer isis media corp said

>>597892055
>i never question anything. ever. amidoinitright?

>>597892055
>You're honestly retarded if you think everything is a conspiracy.
this was written by a zionist jew shill who comes to 4chan to manipulate our minds with words

...probably

>>597892018
You're fucking retarded. You HAVE NOT read the quran. You're probably just searching up verses now. The quran constantly tells you to be evil to unbelievers and to terrorise them. You're PC brain is fucked my friend

>>597892055
its not fake its just blown out of proportion and spritzed with hysteria. theres more niggers killing eachother every day in the US alone than the sand people are doing weekly. yet that goes unreported

>>597892149
It will be released staight to Netflix. Much akin to how Sony handled "The Interview". Same fake stupid and retarded drivel.

>>597886129
fuck, his eyes were still moving...

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>>597886013
>>597886129
Thats no way to get a head in life.

>>597892309
Dude I'm going to see it at the cinema in 3d when it's out. Me and my friends are gonna have a blast.

>>597891645
i was thinking the same thing... he must be conscience right

>>597892251
i have read the koran.
even the part where it says the light of allah is in all men, and to strike a man is to strike allah.

but i read the bad parts too.

its equivocally bad to the bible (Which clearly advocates torture, says its not a sin to beat a slave to death, and says slaves are ok as long as they aren't jewish. also god hates blinds and cripples, also disobedient children and non-virgin brides should be murdered), and not even as bad as the jewish talmud.

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>>597892206
>>597892247
Alright crazies.. whatever you say. ;)

>>597883072
No shit. What's your point?

>>597883072
"please don't kill me"

>>597892251
>pc
there is nothing politically correct about pointing out the fact that christian theology is just as bad as muslim theology (unless you consider facts as "PC")

its not like i am defending muslim rights.

if it were up to me, abrahamic belief systems would be relegated to the status of greek mythology

>>597892389
That's fine, but don't swear off eating ham or try and behead any non-believers. That would be taking it too far.

Speaking of, what glorious riches and eternal prosperity is promised a believer in the "religion" if islime?

inb4 virgins, heaven, etc.

>>597883456
I hope I think of this if I'm ever in that situation.

>>597892487
>implying i wasn't being sarcastic
dude...

>>597883072
Go fuck yourself faggot neckbeard

has anyone here actually got knowledge of the quran? is jesus really the most quoted prophet, like immortal technique said he is, in the quran? even so is it true that just like judaism, islam does say to sabotage non believers? thatd be crazy, islam is like the second coming of judaism. especially since so many big figures are saying its about peace

>>597892474
Bbb..but those only apply to jews..aaand they dont apply since cheesus died for our sins

>>597892474
You haven';t read the part which says that the early "nice" verses are superseded by later verses then? You know, the later verses which are all about violence and jihad?

The nice verses were written when Islam was a small religion as it had to pretend to be peaceful to get anywhere. later on when they had power the later verses superseded the early ones

>>597892656
Alright, i was too quick to quote you. You're free to go

>>597892670
mohammed is DEFINITELY the most quoted prophet in the koran
offhand i can remember a good number of (mostly apocryphal) quotes attributed to jesus, but nowhere near as many as immortal implies.

>>597883072
If that mother Tucker was ever about to cut my head off he would hear some shit and I'd fucking kick him in the nuts before I jumped on the knife in his hand. Fuck ISIS. They are criminal acumen. Nothing more than cowards.

>>597892806
knowledge is power, and power shared is power lost. i think you're telling the truth anon, so thank you.

>>597892674
matthew 5:18
jesus himself said that every "jot and tittle"
of the law applies until the world ends


>>597892688
actually most of the violent verses come from muhammed himself, which is literally at the inception of the religon. - of the 109 verses of violence, i would over 80 are attributed to the prophet

most of the nice verses also come from muhammed.

because he was a contradictory faggot.

but this has nothing to do with the fact you are objectively incorrect

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>>597888038
Must be nice being 16yo...

>>597893038
You are literally retarded. I know they are both by him you fucking idiot. He said himself that if there are contradictions, the later verses take precidence. And GUESS FUCKING WHAT? THE LATER ONES ARE THE VIOLENT ONES!! WOW!

There's no arguing with you.

>>597884027
Conspiracy fag.

>>597884195
Bait...

My thoughts are simple. If I'm on my knees in front of some ISIS fighters about to get my head cut off I have nothing left but my honor. No friends to impress, no family to run to, only myself and God.

>>597893107
I like how the entire world wants to descries the barbaric nature of American Imperialism, but would not hesitate to accept food stuffs as aide. This "aide" is thinly veiled as a buy off of your government. The American War Machine funnels cash all over the world to first promote US interests (your oil, for example).

>>597886716
God did not fuck up the world. That's man's fault.

>>597893269
>My thoughts are simple. If I'm on my knees in front of some ISIS fighters about to get my head cut off I have nothing left but my honor. No friends to impress, no family to run to, only myself...

FTFY. There is no "god"

>>597893474
Oh so it's convenient to blame man for bad goings-on but all good comes from "god". Right... If your "god" was so great and powerful his deity wouldn’t let man fuck anything up. By the sheer act of man fucking the world up is proof there is no god.

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i tried watching some arab porn the other day... didnt work very well... i get a weird feel when i see them people..dont get me started on on their talking....holy shit creepy/10

>>597893499
"God" is whatever you make him out to be. And that wasn't even my point ya fuckin fairy. Are you going to cry and beg for mercy from someone you know wont give it to you, or are you going to swallow your fate and die as a man??

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>>597883072
It's only a matter of time before we (the U.S.) kill that british sandnigger faggot jihadi Jon
>I personally can't fucking wait

>>597893734
Since this is a YLYL thread, I lost. Good job, anon!

>>597893804
but what if they are right and allah grants them the power to take everything over?

>>597893979
>What if muslims are correct?
that seems just a little more unlikely than the timecube guy being correct

>>597893979
allah's power = guns, nukes, air/ground/sea force. The US can drive a ship right up to within 100miles of your shithole and nuke it till it is a muddy swamp. What's left would be picked apart by air drones. Get rekt sand nigger motherfuckers

>>597893038
A key fact to remember about the Qur'an is that there are two distinctly different sets of writings. There are passages that were recorded by Mohammad in his earlier life while in the caves near Mecca. And there are passages recorded by Mohammad in his later life while in Medina. The earlier writings were written before Islam was established, in a diverse culture where Mohammads writings were neither fully understood nor embraced. Consequently, these passages have a conciliatory, neighborly, and peaceful tone. The later writings were written in a community where Islam was dominant. These passages have a warring, intolerant, supremacist tone. The rule of abrogration, a method of interpretation of both the Bible and the Qur'an, demands that the later passages supercede or cancel out the earlier passages. The intolerance and supremacist commands of these later passages are required to prevail when the situation warrants. Thus we have the dual nature of Islam, the more "peaceful" passages of the early writings, and the supremacist, warring passages of the later passages that take precedence.

Here are examples from the later, Medina revelations of Mohammad. These verses order the ardent followers to carry out endless killing of infidels/unbelievers until only Muslims remain to inhabit this Earth owned by Islamic Allah. These are a few of the many verses that take precedence over the earlier "peaceful" portions of the Qur'an. Here are some examples (courtesy of Islam Watch):

Quran 8:39: And fight them on until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah altogether and everywhere (in this earth of Allah).

>>597894169
>timecube
are you saying that there AREN'T four simultaneous days every day?

because that, good sir, is absolute lunacy.
you are blinded by ONEness, you need to see the FOURness (because... cubes have four sides?)

>>597894236
Quran 9:29: Fight those who believe neither in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth (Islam), even if they are of the People of the Book (Christians and Jews), until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.

Quran 3:85: "If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (submission to Allah), never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good)."

Quran 9:39: Unless ye go forth, (for Jihad) He will punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place; but Him ye would not harm in the least. [Allah's hatred to those who are reluctant to join Islamic jihad]

Quran 9:73: O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the Hypocrites, and be firm against them. Their abode is Hell,- an evil refuge indeed.

Quran 8:65: "O Apostle! Rouse the believers to fight. If there are twenty amongst you, patient and persevering, they will vanquish two hundred; if a 100, they will vanquish a 1,000 of the unbelievers..."

Quran 8:66: "…if there are a 100 of you, patient and persevering, they will vanquish 200, and if a 1,000, they will vanquish 2,000 (two thousands) with the leave of Allah…” [This fabulous verse was written in the diary of Muhammad Ata the leader of 9/11 terrorists].

Quran 4:78: "Where ye are, death will find you, even if ye are in Towers, built up strong and tall" (Perhaps Twin towers was meant here?)

Quran 2:193: And fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression

Quran 2:216: Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you

>>597894319
Quran 5:33: The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter;

Quran 4:89: "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades (change to other religions), seize them and kill them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks;-" (Punishment for the apostates).

Quran 9:5: But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem.

Quran 9:28: O ye who believe! Truly the Pagans are unclean; so let them not, after this year of theirs, approach the Sacred Mosque. (This verse is a glaring example how much hatreds Islam possess against non-Muslims).

Quran 8:67: "It is not fitting for an Apostle that he should have prisoners of war until He thoroughly subdued the land-." (Allah insisting Prophet to kill all the prisoners, and should not keep any surrendered prisoners alive)

Quran 8:17: It is not ye who Slew them; it is God; when thou threwest a handful of dust, it was not Thy act, but God's-.." (Allah said, the killing of surrendered soldiers were done by the wish of Allah)

Quran 9:23: "O ye who believe! Take not for protectors your fathers and your brothers if they love Infidelity above Faith: if any of you do so, they do wrong". [Quran is asking Muslims even to go against their own father and brothers in respect of religious faith]

>>597894376
Quran 3:28: "Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah"

Quran 5:45: We ordained therein for them: "Life for life, eye for eye, nose for nose, ear for ear. Tooth for tooth, and wounds equal for equal." (Does this verse sound humane?)

Quran 47:4: "Therefore, when ye meet the Unbelievers (in fight), strike off their heads; at length; then when you have made wide Slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives": thereafter (is the time for) either generosity or ransom: Until the war lays down its burdens."

Quran 9:123: "Oh ye who believe! Murder those of the disbelievers and let them find harshness in you."

Quran 2:191: "Kill them wherever you find them, and drive them out from wherever they drove you out."

Quran 8:12: Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message): "I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instill terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them." [Allah is really most merciful]

>>597894236
Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those believers who sit (at home) and receive no hurt, and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah with their goods and their persons. Allah hath granted a grade higher to those who strive and fight with their goods and persons than to those who sit (at home). Unto all (in Faith) Hath Allah promised good: But those who strive and fight Hath He distinguished above those who sit (at home) by a special reward,

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."

i prefer those to exemplify the violence of the koran but..

my only point is that christian theology is just as violent, and objectively it is

>>597883072
If I was on me knees in front of a sand nigger I would splurge every single obscenity possible about muslims/IS/Mohammad. You will die anyways fuck these psychopaths and die with some dignity.

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this guy, fuck him and his fake-ass religion

>>597885532
That was cowardly. They put the nigger in sand nigger

>>597883072
>You know, you people say so much shit about ISIS, but none of you would say it to the fighters if you were on your knees in front of Jihadi John.


This is true..

Slightly related story:
Im a Brit, when visited America I was sure that I wasnt going to participate in all their patriotism shit.

But I was at some sports event and they started playing the American anthem.
Everyone stood up. For a moment I remained sat down defiantly, but just to my right I couldn't avoid noticing the policeman had a pistol which as he stood up dominated by peripheral vision.

Needless to say I stood up and belted out the star spangled banner just like a true blood redneck from badiddlyboing new idaho.

>>597894428
interesting fact, the word "strive" in that first verse is jihad

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>>597894443
They'll just knock you out, cut your dick off, sedate you with drugs, shove shit up your asshole and make you do the scene again

You retards really don't get it

>>597885246
Dude, you can't just inb4 the truth.

>>597894643
>the U.S. army is there for them to steal weapons from
are you for realious, nigger?

>>597883072

>>597894251
Six sides, you awful jackass. Cubes have six sides.

>>597883072
if you're on your knee's in front of them, you're probly going to die anyways. Might as well say whatever the fuck you want

>>597894643
>reported U.S. munitions stolen: absolutely fucking none

and don't say its out of embarrassment.

we weren't to embarrassed to admit when we lost (yes, fucking lost) two pallets of cash.

>>597884439

Islam...because monkeys need a religion too.

>>597894812
>not realizing i was mocking the timecube guy
>not knowing the timecube guy always rants about four and cubes
>being this new

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTfcDImw388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHr_-pEntC0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C34rTx11CqY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF4A0xVV8_w

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Part 2
fuck you westerners dont fuck with us

>>597894875
monkeys have tails.
technically they are apes.
because they are homo sapiens, and the genus homo is a member of the great ape family.

lrn2 taxonomy

>>597894850

In Afghanistan, when the US left their bases for the Afghani army, they were dismantled and sold for scrap in weeks.

These sand niggers are dirt poor which makes them experts at stealing things.