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Caught a mouse, 34 decides
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Caught a mouse, 34 decides
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Set it free
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Let it run free
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Drown and suffocate it
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>>597848051
Sharpie in the pooper
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Put it your mum's panties
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Set free
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Kiss it and get aids
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>>597848051

set it free
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IN ANUS OBVIOUSLY
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>>597848051
Draw and strap a vest onto it's chest and run outside screaming happy birthday, and throw it at your nearest neighbours window
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Rolling for the /b/ space program.
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Keep as a pet
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>>597848338
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Put it in your butt.
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Let it bite your dick then post pics.
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>>597848338
Re-rollin. Put it in yo butt.
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>>597848051
mail it
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find a cat to entertain it.
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>>597848051
shit on it
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free dat bitch
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slowly insert a knife into it's abdomen
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In the ass it goes
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Into the butt it goes :^)
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adopt it
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>>597848431
>>597848436

I am glad you two didn't get it
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>>597848436
So close! Re-roll.
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>>597848051
to space
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Give it a rimjob then shove it up your ass
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>>597848338
That
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>>597848479
re roll
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>>597848388
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cmon anon: do the right thing and set it free, outside.
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Shoot it in the head with a bb-gun.
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>>597848051
make it bit your penis
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make it bite your cock
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Let it go
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make a small hat for it and give it a noble feast
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Cut it's tail off and use it to hang it
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>>597848532
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let it gooo
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Put that lil nigga into orbit
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Flush it down the toilet, alive.
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bumping for set it free outside
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>>597848051
You are late, anon delivered yesterday with a live mouse sacrifice with a dull knife.
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>>597848550
re nigger
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>>597848590

Fuckers eat the cords man, only faith can decide.
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Name it Jerry, then buy a cat and name him Tom.
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>>597848515

reroll
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>>597848629
reroll
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Show your mom and tell her it crawled out of your butt.
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Fuck it until it explodes
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>tie helium baloons on limbs
>sent into outerspace

34 get
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>>597848629
i want this one!
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>>597848697

bump
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In the butt
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Stick it in your ass, then release it from your anus in the great outdoors and let it continue on its exciting life as a newly shit covered mouse.
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Lick it
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>>597848051
stick it up yor ass
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Bite it's head off
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mousey in the pooper
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Smoke it.
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Set it free, then kill yourself.
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Skin it. Then wear its hide as a dick sheathe.
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Cut its head off
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Wash him and keep as pet
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>>597848051
Lick the mouse and swallow, then let it go
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in anus

>34
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Let it survive, set it free in some tall grass or a bush.
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set free outside
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>>597848802

smoke it like ribs or grass?
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>>597848802
Again
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Take a shit on it.
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Show it a bunch of flashing colors to see if it gets a seizure
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>>597848051
let him go 2 miles from your house so he doesnt get back in
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Swallow it whole.
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Shove it up your ass, you piece of shit.
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Make it your pet and look after it.
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Darude - Sandstorm
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>>597848737

So close...
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Cook it and eat it because your poor
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Eat it with out cooking it
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>>597848898
Grass.
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>>597848888
quads overide. this is winrar. set free outside.
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Mouse in blender. drink mouse smoothe
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"Lemmiwinks" the little bastard
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Order mcdonalds and put it in your happy meal. Return the happy meal and wait.
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Cum on it and then set it free.
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>>597848051
make out with it for two minutes then set it free.
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>>597848629
plz op
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Put pot on stove place mouse in put lid on. Turn on stove and profit.
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Skin the beast. Then wear its skin as a dick sheathe.
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>>597848884
Reroll
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>>597848972

rolling for smoke the mouse then
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>>597848888
Quads are the law.
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>>597848051
Eat it
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Make a costume for it and raise it as a son.
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Raise it as your mouse son.
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Set it free
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Bind it on one of these mini rockets from walmart and shoot it up in space
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Fill the bucket a quarter with water and drown it. Take video.
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Kill it and then give it a Viking funeral.
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>>597849037
>dick sheathe

I like this. I'm using this.
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>>597848973

Agreed set it free
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>>597848051
Make will to this mouse, that upon your death all of your possession will go to this mouse.
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let it go free outside!!
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free it
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Live stream putting it in your asshole
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Crucify it then burn it at the stake
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>>597848931
reroll
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Give him a hat.
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Preform oral sex on it and swallow if male
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>>597849072

If thread fails then quads win
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>>597849031
Rolling
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share a blunt with it
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>>597848888
nice one
make a ballon and make it explore the sky
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Show bellybutton and set it free.
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stick its tail in your dick hole
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in your ass
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>>597849015
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>>597849133
fuck, 1 off
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>>597849024
reroll
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Space program
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skin it alive
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We need a new subject for the space program. Send him to space, OP.
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>>597848051

remove both hind legs with knife
cauterise wound
nurse overnight
set free next day
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Give it some cheese, then let it go.
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punch it so hard it explodes.

34 get
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>>597849107
Made me hard, reroll.
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tie ballons to it, send it to space
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Space program
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>>597849031
Rolling this
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set the mother fucker on fire
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Crucify it. Make it pay for humanity's sins.
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Free the poor thing, let outside.
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>>597849015
OHHHH, why?
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>>597849026
sauce please
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butt sex
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>>597849240

rerolling
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>>597849188
Roll for this
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space program
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set it free far away
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>>597848051
Launch it into space with fireworks, obviously
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>>597849132
>>597849133
>>597849135

Fuck you all.
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keep as pet
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Lick it's butthole, then set it free.
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cut off and eat it's tail in front of it then set it free
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>597848888
reroll
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set free safely
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>>597849015
Boom 34
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Lick its butthole
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>>597848888
Quads have spoken op
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Bite it's head off!
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>>597849031
Reroll
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Reroll
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Suffocate it with your dick and send it to the moon
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send it to space with a match or something of similar size up it's anus
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space program
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insert mouse into urethra tail first
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>>597849323
Reroll
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>>597849231
rollin
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>>597849335
FREE IT
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Get it drunk
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Voting for send to space.
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>>597849024
>>597849204
winrawr
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set free
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>>597849352
roll
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>>597848737
rollin for this
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make a mouse-ca-bob
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>>597849335
Haha
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>>597849317

chainreroll
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Put it's tail in your urethra.
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>>597848888
Quads always win
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cover your dick in peanut butter and let it eat it off, then set it free
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Space program with balloons and candles
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>>597849031
Go for this
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freeeeeee
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eat it alive
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put it in your microwave on the highest setting for 4 minutes
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space program
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birthday party. cakes, balloons, presents, the whole nine yards. better be funfetti otherwise mousey will be piissssed
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murder it on cam with a knife
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>>597848051
send to space
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>>597849314
look up larry the leafbug
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Throw it at some random bitch.
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fuck it
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>>597849508
This
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>>597848051
tie it too a balloon and set it free
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Release him
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Free it
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Jizz on it, then shit on it, then pour in an inch of water in the basin and electrocute it and post video
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Blend it in a blender
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>>597849031
Do this then eat it
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>>597848888
>>597849433
free him
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Cook and eat it
>captcha: Ass Keychan
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Tail in your urethra, then send it to space with balloons
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Space
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>>597849412
Reroll with livestreaming it added.
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Let it free, let it free
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Draw and quarter
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love it forever until it passes away, then spend your life savings making it a beautiful funeral
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Stuff it up your arse
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>>597848051
34 get
set it free outside
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Make it clothes and a hat
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Let it go pls
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>>597849562
This
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Name it Georgie after the mouse in the John Collier short story "The Steel Cat", then keep it as a dear pet forever and ever.
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just let the damn thing go in safety
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set it on fire with just a lighter
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create potato cannon
load mouse into cannon
shoot mouse towards open window of neighbour house
paint their house with mouse
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>>597849477

and another
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>>597849554
THIS YES
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>>597849489

Quads wins if thread dies
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>>597849634
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strap a balloon on him and send him to space while livestreaming it
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Swallow it whole
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cement half its body into the ground
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>>597848051
Marry the mouse, name her minnie.
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Lick but hole and set free!!!
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>>597849626
again in tune with glade plugin commercial
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Shit in the jar.
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space program
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>>597849442
Reroll
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space!
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>>597849133
>>597849135
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feed it crackers and cheese then cut open and you eat digested crackers and cheese
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why the fuck would anyone burn an animal to death? Imagine being burned alive. Fuck all of you
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>>597848051
let it go
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>>597849026
That was a magical night on 4chan
Larry is love. Larry is life.
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I am going to be a faggot like OP and just say let it go nigga
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>>597849701
reroll kek
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>>597849674

and another roll
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>>597849330
FUCK. REROLL
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mate it.
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>>597849734
Winrar
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>>597849734
winrar
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>>597849734
lol
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>>597849734
winrar
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>>597849734
WINRAR
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>>597849734
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
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make a rap song about it
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Mods disabled 34 gets... Fuck this. You guys are assholes. I miss m00t...
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>>597849734
Winrar
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>>597849734
WINRAR
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>>597849301
You must be new here
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>>597849031
Rolling for win
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>>597848888
this. majority rules.

captcha: winnn
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>>597849770

one more roll
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>>597849734
Winner
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>>597849734
WIN
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>>597849734

You mother fucker
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>>597849734
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>>597849734
Holy fucking shit!!!!
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Space program
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