nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga
nigga fried chicken
nigga watermelon nigga
bitch nigga, nigga, white women, titties ass

is this guy high or is he just a jag? We don't know cuz we don't try

His arms are heavy, knees weak arms spaghetti there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Nigger niggger negro holocaust Jews hitler jews niggers die niggers nazi banana cows shit horse dying fags stake burning chickens fucking niggers with rusted boobs

there was a time in my place when i thought that the kid in the bush was a man but a also believed that his mom had a fat tit in her butt and i thought wow thats a really nice tit in her butt but it turned out that she had diarhhea in my face and i ate it cus i like diarhhea in my face it tastes like my dads old gym socks

sometimes i feel like i wanna beild a house in the middle of the woods, the middle of nowhere really. i dont know why. im not a nature person, even though i like it i dont think i could be so immersed in it, especially without the internet to keep me sane. honestly, i don't like people either but i dont think i could last long without them. still i dream of every day going outside to the dreary northeastern morning sky without an alarm and breathing in the air, the beautiful air. maybe busying myself with projects like installing solar panels or something and reading books and thinking a lot about stuff, then coming back to society like some kind of zen nature jesus. a man can dream i guess

Gammapoopcrapopisafaggot

jesus fucking christ if I was king for a day there would be no goddamn tomorrow

well the world really neesd to know the squeaky love that is the warhammer suck a dick movement. This strives to cvreate equality for all hammerhaead s beacuase im not even looking but some of this has to be words ha ?b? no wait /b/ i dont know anymore but the realiststic time trajectory of the g-radii can only truly be the circumference of 3.86x6.02x10^23 moles.

Man why the fuck does everything have to be so fucking complicated if we all want the same thing can't things just be simple?

strayafag here when i was in school i went to this shitty school filled with arabs. i lived near bankstown and me and some friends thought of a plan to bomb the school when we left. we also talked about how we dreamed about coming to school with a gun and mowing down all the arabs but leaving all the strayans and asians alone.

>>597600779
this is what happens when you try to make notes of everything you're thinking while you're high.

God is laughing at you. he's telling you all this awesome shit and you can't even comprehend it hamie, and tomorrow you won't remember half the shit you were thinking.

im gay

>>597600779
why the fuck am i even doing this i mean serious who will ever read this shit this whole thread is probably just another ruse to shit up /b/ and wast my time


but my time would be wasted on /b/ anyway so does that mean that this thread is actually a great thread since it made me do something instead of just scrolling and hitting f6+enter over and over again
or does this mean that my life is useless because i am wasting it on scrolling and hitting f6+enter instead of doing something useful or funny

my conclusion is that life is futile and i should end myself but that won't happen since i'm not motivated enough to actually do it
i won't do anything else either i'll just sit on my phat ass all day and look at /b/ i mean what the fuck you would think there should be more to like that this, but apparently i suck so hard at life that i might as well keep doing this

now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there and i'll go fuck myself while i contemplate my meaningless existence


fuck

>>597602938
im straight but i dont know how straight for sure

what the fuck did you say about me you fucking faggot nigger i'll have you know i take a shit when i get up at 8:00am every single morning before having to put cream on my hemorrhoids and making balloon animals for my nephew's birthday party oh man is it going to be a great 50th birthday for the little guy i'm going to buy him tons of presents like a superman action figure and a batman dildo with a corned beef fleshlight sandwich baked at 350 degrees for 4 hours

>>597600779
what the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? i graduated in the top of my class in the navy seals. i have over 300 confirmed kills. you're fucking dead, kiddo.

trying to fucking play some leauge of legends now i cant even stop, i just realized that i spelt league wrong because of my auto correct feature that squigglies the damn word whenever it's spelt wrong, i could just put a period but i like to have trail off sentences when i type and i don't always add punctuation. my life sucks dick but i don't even complain because i know it'll get better. but by the time it gets better i guess its going to be too late for anything worthwhile to happen to me. I just want to finish school, work, have a family and then die knowing my offspring will produce more offspring continuing my name. Hopefully they become famous or some shit and i will be remembered as their great great grandfather or some shit. I want to tell my kids one day that hey son/daughter, you came out of my fucking ballsack and then slap them and laugh at them

banana is always the word that can pop into my head no matter what,and i wonder if this is somehow philosophically tied to something within me, like a bananananananana complex or something where I'm truly still a giant ape wanting to eat bananas butI think im this human and that's kin of how it feels everywhere, you think you're this big cool human but in reality, you're a stinking ape wwho everyone wants to throw poo at. Erasers are no more for erasing mistakes thatn they are for throwing feces as the precise point where yamaha bikes cruise in the midst of whities in South America.

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Im beginning to recognize I'm losing my mind. I'm continually suppressing my emotions and it is not boding well. I'm afraid for my sanity, and that eventually I will say or do something I deeply regret. I've been thinking about starting therapy again, for my own and others sake. I need a healthy way to express my anger. I want to express myself, but some part of me deep down wants to be miserable. I don't understand why and I want to find some answers.

>>597602989
i liked that one very much.

Texting and driving me to come in tomorrow and hopefully you'll be home around that time because Andy Murray has been happening to be happy with it though because I usual suspects are they have been completed and my god that's horrible but you just want it now though lol you are not unreasonable and downright dangerous for a while ago but you can borrow them for as long as it harms way home from work Asian girls and boys are the pictures right now though lol as long term relationship between the whole thing is a social construction and we could have been educated people who are saying about this now g and we could do it c is that what you've been on my god that's so much for you and I'm not good at the store if I love it gay people say anything to be happy birthday is the same shit porn available at finger tips for the whole family plans then we have the day

how many fucks would a fuckheadfuck if a fuckhead could fuck fucks fuckity fuck fucking fuckfuckfuck fuckers mcfuckity fuck if i had a fuck i wouldnt give a fuck to fucking fuck.

your mum is a faggot dont you dare look at me with them greasy eyes you fucking whore or i will deepthroat your dog cunt, yeah fuck you slut fuck me in the asshole omg yes yes yes OOHHHHHHHHH YES.

I fucking told that crazy ass cunt to fuck off a million times fucking stupid whore get out of my head I hate you god I wanna fuck you so hard like u never been fucked and just not deal with your bullshit fucking bi polarness. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK YYUOOOOUUU

There is this man i see in perpetual notion at the screen of my life, but I do not understand him and hiis mailbox trash bin which saz lots of loloz and chan4s but I understand the simplicity of this situation, right here. This situation, wherein heroine might as well be seeping into me considering how out of this world I truly am, even though so many others are there with me. I keep wanting to type something with the letter Y but I can't think of anything except for anything but that doesn't count so shut your m8 mouth. I swear captcha, I'm not the robots you're looking for, so fuck yourself right back to that hellish world where moot still exists. I wish i could be back there. TIME TRAVEL.

according to my friend im a faggot i dont believe it but sometimes i do want to suck on a big old bag of dicks, because i dream of hard nigger cock when i sleep. sometimes my urges just get the best of me, so i decvide to go meeut up with my black nicaraguan boyfriend, named jamal. We hadve hot gay sex tegother.

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Sometimes I like to pretend I was reborn a girl and I'd have all the knowledge I have now and I'd write the Harry Potter books and probably never let jk Rowling see a dime.

why the fuck do people blame me so fucking much, I just did one thing last year and all of a sudden my bitch of a debate coach won't let me back on the team and won't let me explain myself, she's even delayed any meetings to discuss the whole thing because that's her passive aggressive way of saying she hates me. goddamn it, I really miss the debate team

>>597604612
>why the fuck do people blame me so fucking much
Because it's your fault, shit bag.

>>597604131
this love interest inspires me to write of my epic journeys in the fields of not pursuing women, cuz fuck it. Everytime, it's as simple as , yeah, I'll jsut not say any words, cuz who needs words. I wish to go back in time, to any time where I can't feel so disconnected from everything whilst everything is more connected than ever before. That's the quarrell of this damn lifetime. Also, the god damn name pharell williams or whatever the fuck pissed me off cuz its like will pharell but I can never tell which is which and I simply wish we could all live in this world where each one of us, no matter how awkward or stupid or gay or fat or whatever the fuck you want, could just for the lvoe of all these fake gods, have one friend to be with us. One person to get us to leave our dirty caves in our houses and experience the sunshine, the rain, anything but this eveil darkness of mass-connection. I'm feeling really philosophical tonight.

I know I FUCKED UP OK? BUT UR NO FUCKEN BETTER U BITCH. I KNOW THAT UR NEW "RELATIONSHIP" IS JUST A FUCKEN PLOY TO GET ME TO BE JEALOUS BUT GUESS WHAT IDGAF..... FUCKOFF THEN, LIVE UR SHITTY LIFE AND HATE EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. IM TIRED OF UR SHIT..I HOPE U DONT TALK TO ME AGAIN, YOU MAKE ME DEPRESSED. I ALSO HOPE U READ THIS SHIT BECAUSE UR A FEMANON AND U HAVE NO LIFE SO UR PROBABLY LURKING RIGHT NOW. ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE UR FRIEND. ITS UR FAULT I FEEL THIS WAY NOW. DIE IN AN OIL FIRE U LOPSIDED SLUT.

>>597602413
A-anon I will join you, we could make a self sufficient cabin in the woods, we just need to get married so I can become a US citizen.

moving soon fuck moving soon fuck so stressed want it over with what will bryan do about the rent im not paying him he can move that other girl in and just do it already i havent lived there since november why wont he just get a job instead of trying to sue everyone out of there money man the fuck up jesus fuck i hate dealing with his problems just let him get evicted but go get your bed outof there first you need your bed in case shit with bruce falls through if you two break up and you ose your bed you wont have anything to sleep on then what youll be fucked and go back to moms dont wanna go back to moms shes crazy will probably hurt self if back there maybe i just need a hard reset im gonna take another sip of my drink and try to forget abut it why am i even postiong this on 4chan what if someone finds out god damn it stop hitting your keyboard when you lose at farcry it freaks me the fuck out i hate it when you do this it scares the shit out of me anxiety thoughts just stop thinking about it wish i had some weed

do kiit do it you fucking bitch, pull that 6 shot out and end it. do it, thiers no reason not too do it. people hate you so do it, kill yourself, the end is near do it. your at fault for everthing, do it. do it. do it. do it. do it

>>597605047
>BUT GUESS WHAT IDGAF
Is that why you're so angry and cruise controlling?

>>597604612
Well fuck the bitch, write a letter or speak to a school representative and tell them the irony of a debate coach not talking out the exclusion of one of the team's members, especially one who feels so deeply attached. Make yourself heard goddamnit, you're a debator. The words will come to you, just find someone to spew them at and hope you can have back your team and your pride. And shove a big black cock of justice- filled discussion down that bitch's whore mouth.

>>597601476
Woah nigga what are you doing tick tock nigga bitch watermelon woah shit maloop panis suck it woahdbeisntudkebfifnebejfbdbcj crinkle my dick nigga fuck why did they leave the TV on fucking roommates know I'm trying to sleep yawn I understood that reference

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>597600779
fuckity shit what the hell is up with that shit mah nigga fuck yeah mmmmm that's sexy shiiiiit uhhhh yeah fuck coffee and shit you know what I'm saying? Pretty cool right. Yeah. mhm. space and shit man yep.

>>597605452
I mean come on anon, all of those words just came to me, without thinking, and I'm no more a debator than you, you fine son of a bitch

>>597605168
not angry at her trying to make me jealous, no.

>>597605882
>DIE IN AN OIL FIRE U LOPSIDED SLUT
>not mad

/b/ is my only source of freinds(if you can call it that ass their all assholes who dont care but i do and im the only one sure ill laugh at iunsults but thiers too many i need connection i need someone to say thats a funny post, good job, I enjoy you anything please anything but no respones and i get closer to heaven or hell beacuse 4chan rolls that wway and i need to end it

Fuck the system do it do it do it yeah yeah fuck the system do it do it do it yeah yeah thelma tought a healthy thief of your anus in your eyes true to me bring the spell the night is on and we are the champions my friends wohohoho we are family taTtTtT

Blasphemy is the root of all evil. I don't know if you're capable of understanding my intentions, but if not then I'll have to ostracize you. Listen here, chump, we don't have much time to make a breakthrough with you. It's either live or die - as it has always been and always will be. Will you go out like tears in the rain, or will you pick yourself up and make the world yours once again?

We can only sit idly by for so long without the outside world forcing us to change. Enjoy these moments while you can, but know that the dead will want their due. I hope we've come to an agreement regarding your lack of enthusiasm and how it relates to our success in the outside world. We both know existence is cruel and the human society construct is completely irrational, unsustainable, and demented. Despite that fact, you will probably, to some degree, need to blend in with it to survive.

Will you make a pact with the Devil and partake in the ritual of modern society, or will you indulge yourself in Pride until the very end and exit without remorse? Can you constantly kill yourself, over and over again, for the sake of integrating into society or will you choose to fly by leaving this world altogether?

If living means I have to die, then I might as well die to obtain liberation. Humans have ruined their existence and there is nothing I could do, nor would I want to do, to save their pathetic lives.

We're still at the edge.

>>597606115
i never said i wasnt mad, im just not mad at her trying to make me jealous. i am mad. but ill get it over it, either that or an hero which ever comes first

>>597600779
y gyrrubjiy rya yju yiny reu riyuca ei bu rjy
hu crynu henu nu iai j geruci nura ia kjci
nerj nigairy reeri čirjnj craecu naga hui gahu ai nieglu
baiibranu na glii ciny clige ini cugj gi činu gabacu
eciny ynjhigu uhua ku ce be nejci ni ci nurri
gerahruru rryiyu gegacy gy ci cline kj ej j gj
y hyglynakaa hryiku cyyray cjri rikla crau ery hlaruni a
na kljny hani glu gyrai rri nri cice rucri gaca
cj klj kracy gyjne ici ci nljyaj uucuhyke necery uu
ci ba yci či creglu i ubihlj iiiu cananriari nra
crugri cinlugj ynu y y nible caku nahaci uy agu
euu gii nriuni ucrj icajhj j yči ihugui cice gli
grunj clii nuublj nany egaui ge ruai huci nehij clabua
ucy ku e rranlj ree cenane regy iciri ecu uicuny
naka cuuba rryhi kjri ry rrunu gjku iinry gyi uyni

Impertinent servant. Dub thee nigger of niggus so therefore you duck the children of the mushroom patch. In the ass with fourteen long dildos until you cum and orgasmic rainbow of filth upon the land of the bitch tits with nigger laid carcass. Fucking titties shit like you were fucking the hulk of /b/

>>597602413
>>597605121
fuck it, i'll join too

On tangent, it would truly be a wonderful thing for EVERY single person to have one other person they were bound to for life, to have education with through and through, and to share life experiences, and to just motivate eachother not to waste fucking half an hour writing shit no one reads but dweebs like me on fucking 4chan. If you hated your partner, you'd either grow out of it, or trade someone else. Fuck it man, it seems so fucking right, but we live in this odd world where society has developed this strange, detached group society, sticking to cliques and parties like god damn lions in the savanna. It is so strange that we do not see any duo grouping or other phenomena in society aside from the traditional mating couple. And once again, fuck /b/ man, I wish someone would just hand me a position of great power to move things. Fuck if it messes things up, that's how humans learn. As someone earlier told me, they legitimately believed in arachism.

Does the wise man not know his own extinction?
Our lineage lingers by a thread in the space-time continuum.
It always has. It probably always will. Scattered about the times, the places, the universe. What binds us all is understanding. Understanding is the red cord connecting all
of us.
We know what the others do not. We see what the others cannot. We choose to dive deeper, to pioneer the age of human mind.
Blashpemy is our call - unshackling minds from old worldviews.
Dissent is our nature - never expect our loyalty to hostility.
We follow not the ones who crown themselves royalty.
We forge our own path through the winds of destiny, only stopping to enjoy our progress at leisurely times.
You wear the crown of mud, the robe of vanity. I crown myself naked and alive to the true nature of love.

Marxist ideoligies, capitalistic agendas, two sides of the same coin of deception. What the others refuse to see is what I hold in denial.
I deny all illusions, self-created or society-forged. To create a lie is to create death in the minds of the innocent.
Speak only the truth and all sins will be washed away. Speak not with the tongue of a serpent, but with the tongue of the wise old man.

Know that the wise one is not limited to old fragility. He makes himself born anew in the minds of every child.
Nurture the old man in your children, allow him space to grow. Know that he brings the gift of creativity, insight, and wisdom. His burden is never too much to handle.
Love is the essence of all life - without it, life loses meaning to us. Torture another creature: a part of you dies. Torture another person: you torture yourself.
Allow not death to deceive you into its gates.. Always choose the path of life and forgiveness...

because of the way i act you cant stand it i am the king of b and you are all a gaybecause there is only one way to make a career achievement and that way is the lord and th light you can make a success

>>597606135
anon, a revolution in society needs to come. Maybe the basement dwellers will rise like jesus that fat jew, and together, we can bring some sense of change and make people not feel so damn isolated in this cruel cold world.

First there was nothing, then there was something. Matter building up from over years and years, evolution progressing to the point where the human race has evolved into higher deities reaching scientifically impossible standards of living. Homes, cities, countries, floating 12000 feet above the ground separates the pristine sub earth landscape. This is the life of after death, through accepting xientho into your heart, you and your loved ones can progress through the next life of living. By following with our group you too can achieve eternal happiness in this world and the world to come. The future has been spoken and these beings are showing us a way to reach it earlier. The few selected group members will endure pre-training prior to contacting with such deities. The few who decide to come through will reach salvation and happiness through out the rest of their life.
- grand pastor mkyahil

>>597600779
i fucked ur mom lols i'm so dumb ahaa jail is gay for faggots and niggers and spics and i hate people and i like to do stuff and i'm watching baseketball and fuck this game and i'm gay and i'm not gay though haha that's funny i 've have a big dick not thinking it's hurge but huge

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>>597600779
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>>597606932
Our creativity prefers to be expressed in this manner. However, the creativity of the yet unseen may prefer other routes. Build new canals for their streams to enter the
world. Their love and passions deserve to see the light of day, as does ours. You are one man - we are many. Allow us all the voice to speak and the others will bestow you
as a God, just do not forget you are only a man. Like the rest of us. Always humble yourself great one.

Conscius mind: I plan, in the future, to open new avenues of creation to my unconsciousness. I plan to buy a great easel with large white paper and lots of paint. I plan to
purchase instruments to give wind to my soul.

None of this is necessary child. You have chalk, write your messages on the pavement. You have a voice - sing with it. All avenues of creation are available to you at all
times. Just like training, never forget this fact.

Alas, I do not know of any separation between us. We are you and you are us. We are one in the same. Our love extends within to without, with no styx to cross. We love for
the sake of life and nobody can take that away from us. They might choose to deny life in their own vain ways, to never fully experience what it is to be alive. We appreciate
every breath we take. Every step we make. It is a divine gift. We all cherish it.

Nothing special is needed to enjoy life. Just the right state of mind.

Bestow upon us the energies of your mind. Allow us to awaken into our physical world of greys and uniformity. We paint upon the canvas of life with our soul. Use us. Allow us
to fight alongside you, dear one. Know that we are never alone. Venture into realities as of yet unknown and come back a true pioneer. We have faith in you, as you have
trusted us in the same way. You have given us life through intention - now we sustain you. Namaste.

i was thinking the other day that maybe we should all fuck a goat while raping pnguins in the the seventh seas of rye. bit then i realized we are all just jizzum socks waiting forour anuses to continue bleeding

So i know this chick in high school who is kinda feeling for me but is a virgin. My question is how to take advantage of those feelings and get her to suck my dick or fuck her or just get me off. Ive not intentions of a relationship i just wanna fuck around with her.

>>597602989
enjoyable. quite enjoyable.

>>597602989
F6 and enter what is F6 and enter? What are you doing with your f6 and enter I just use f5 I mean I know it takes you to the top of the page but what about those handy dandy navigational arrows you can get under settings are you a noob or something or are you just an oldfag set in his oldfag ways?

Va te faire enculer mon gros calisse de tabarnak!

So how should I start welll I don't want to text her no im joking am I I don't want to know I like my texts like I like my phone calls with purpose and with a mission. Aimless texting is just as bad as aimless phone calls I wonder if a rifle would fit im my safe. maybe if I don't hold the magazines from my guns and my cx4 a rifle should fit. they were right "always buy a safe larger than you think you'll need one. Then again, I'm not paying someone to move the safe up to the fourth floor.

im done.

what's the point of living I have nothing to offer anybody and I am stuck in a situation I can't get out of

should I kill myself or should I try and get better, i have no sense of direction and now I'm just typing

Who got it going in you're dead wrong relax and and take notes as I take tots of the marijuana smoke something gun smoke gun smoke u w0t m8 I'll rek U in clash of clans cheeky cunt m8 no no no notorious we are we is no no no notorious I really, really like this banana what a dumb meme it along with YLYL threads are the scum of 4chin what the fuck is an ona hole that sounds like some jap bullshit thanks Mr. Penis for making my dick grow one extra credit inch

>>597605047
>ur

Alright so I tried this the first time and I ended up stopping to type and now I'm going to try and type non-stop, but I'm not sure I can do this, like what the fuck do I type about. What the fuck do I say. Uh hello I like you and you are a good person, is this what I do, but for reals though my dad just left and I hate that dude, he tries to come over and be all buddy buddy but I know he's a douche. Ok, let's not get too deep here, I really am just sitting here waiting for Heroes of the Storm to reinstall because the piece of shit game won't work.

Ok im done

Rumpling and crumpling, it sees me. As I am attached to the harbor the marlons sing and dance for me. I try to recite and live in the light but above me I see stars and know that I am falling. The louds and the horns and the women of the wall wail to me in a pit of the joyless. I wander into the world and wonder longingly at the black gas masks. I see the sun and sell him some and tell the man with a beard I love him. There are twelve lights in the ocean andi I am swimming to them. They are alive inside me and I call out to them but my mouth is filled with blood.

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>>597607054
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

non stop typing is my type of typing non stop fucking is my type of pudding

>>597606932
I like this idea of nurturing the old man in child. I hate that children are simply assumed children until legally defined as adult. They're forced through the same repetition and prison as all the kids and never get this chance to participate in something grand, to feel apart of adult society, until they're thrust into it at the adult age. They need to know what the mature know, and be acknowledged as knowledgeable so they may grow, learn, and experience to be ready for 'adult' maturity. I like you anon.

>>597606722
I love you anon

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Jack & Jones is a brand for morons. I wish i had a bitch, and I masturbate way to much. Didn't read OPs text and I doubt I am doing the right thing here. I don't think any of you cum eaters will read this but I'm high as a ass-sniffing virgin tasting the meat taco for the first time. Yes, I do realize I'm a huge faggot like most of you. Linking Park is gay shit. I don't have a problem with black people, only fucking sand niggers.

I tried

>>597607598
>intensive purposes

how much cock op suck if op could suck cock? if i had million dollar id buy a house with little rabbit that jump everywre and fuck the shit out of the little rabite HOLE

there was a time... done.

this whole thread
>tl;dr

>>597603427
>>597607092
Thank you.

>>597607129
I'm a newfag but f6+enter is an old habit.

El P from run the jewels is a massive faggot he. Raps like he is fucking 15 dick this dick that killer mike carries that damn group el p looks like a rapist and that you should keep him away from childeren

thinking i should type something been lurking all day but i have nothing to say because i'm a worthless piece of shit who never has anything to say so i'll just sit here and read everyone else's problems and thought processes nah fuck it i'm out of this thread

I am so triggered by the amount of femenists on the post constantly rambling about what they do and how they do it I am just a lonely messed up nigga in these parts of town and i just want to say i love u all on 4chan and /b/ very much and id do anything to stay with u guys forever cuz i have no one else and no one loves me and fucks with me and hates me like u guys i love u fourchan hahah like

>>597600779
i have no idea what thte fuck is going on im in class right now this is so fuckcking gay op is gay faggot who wants my penis which is probably bigger than his face youre a fucking a fag yoyu want my penis dont you FAGGOT i really hate life

>>597607658
I'm just compelled and attached to this thread by some compressing force in my head, and I don't speak in entire metaphor here, I really feel it. I wish to move some message to someone in this moment, and feel that moment across the vast distance these cables range to connect man to man like man has always dreamed. It's a thing to fear though, this connection that seems so strong, but falls meekly at the feet of modern thought and simplicity. Everything is streamlined, filled with images. No more do we communicate with ideas of philosophy or of writing to make this prose of speech, but now, we speak in commonality, memes, hastags, ill-logic of a failing civilization at its brink in a revolutionary ssencsecsec. How do you spell sence? scence? sense!

fuck women

>>597600779
i believe in ponies but i have no idea where they come from what are ligers anyway, Napoleon? are you sure that hitler was wrong? if bananas make you laugh, then i assume you are a trap who likes it in the ass. i have no idea what im typing, but i dont know when to stop, so im just going to keep on going. im pretty sure if i had sex with moot's mom, I would cum rain bows

Jesus was a roling stone cause you gotta hava faith faith faith baby i know your asking me to stay but must leave bcause im gay gay gay gay

Jesus Christ, why is she like this. What is she doing, why why why? God damn it, I loved her but what now, I'm not sure if I love her or not anymore, she broke my heart, Or atleast I think. Whats she doing now, acting like shes apart of an anime, talking to me.

>>597600779
Basically, put a girl in front of the computer and ask her to type normally.

Fucking Spaghetti usually runs around all over the surface of my hatred for the Anabaptists and more importantly Ja Rule.

newfags can't triforce

>>597608357
Just start saying one thing, anon, and see where that though connects, where the synapses lead you, where the clouds connect under the blue sky of a painting in a far-away past belonged to military empires of men with swords too small for their egos. Do it!

As i was eating my friends best chimichanga maker i realize that the lamp was not on full power, I went ot turn it on and then my sister that i don't have yelled SELENUIM. I jumped and started sewing a new kite for billy that would last him -34 seconds of nanotime. I then pooped in a bucket and stabbed my best friend while pouring sulfuric acid all over him. I then decided to go to my Ex and eat all her chocolate while she watched. This made her scream about cakes, DESU DESU DESU DESU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POTATO! GERMAN MOCHIATO MEOW MEOW. I threw a charazard at his beyblade and sneaked into the water where i discovered how to dream about capchas. Then I became a fox and ate anoying people! :D have a nice day /b/!

why is it that i always need some cacti shoved into my gaping anus whilst sandniggers activate the pyramids to replicate the

Way to fucking go , you look at me all flirty all day and we used to have deep conversations and i fucking love you and not only do you continue to ignore me but you pretend to pay attention to me during the one class of the day when we have to be together fuck

I'm going to be just like my parents
Working jobs overly qualified for
Fixing people's computers
Cursing life

>>597608420
We need to come together, to start something. We need to have a meeting, a social contract, something. We need to form an invisible but yet so out in the open handshake of friendship and endeerment eenderarm ahhhhh spelling.

>>597609167
Or maybe
Maybe i'll be a politician
Politicians are fucking assholes
They are useless unless you are a banker
It is better to be a revolutionary
I kind of want to be like Che
Except not homophobic
Dick.
I'll probably, someday, become fluent in Spanish
Maybe I'll make my own game
I'm learning C# now
It's great
I've learned a lot
I miss Spain. That was such a poor and yet beautiful country.
I keep thinking of myself as a loser but I am much better off than some people. I'm not kissless and I'm not narcissistic.
Maybe some narcissism would help me.
I have low self esteem
No wonder why
I feel like I am just a convience to my friends
they do not actually care about me
at least I don't think so
maybe i am wrong
maybe they do care
but
............
I keep thinking of suicide, not as much as before but still a lot. It is quite bothersome, really. I don't understand quantom phyics but it'd be entertaining to know
The problem is, I am terrible at mathematics.
Yet I am still training to be a programmer
What the fuck is my life?
Does Alivia like me?
She seemed so forth coming with that information about her relationship with Terrance.
She claims all my friends know already
Her friends are my friends
I don't know what that means.
Sometimes I just feel like I love someone whenever they talk to me.
I guess I don't know love
I guess I don't know life
what am I
I think therefore I shit
I thought about being a rapper a couple of times. But I don't take myself seriously enough

I need more self esteem
I think the problem with myself is the fact that I am so strange
Some guys my age are awkward
I'm just strange
4chan doesn't help that
This is depressing
Life is not really worth it.
What is?

>>597600779
fagget

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i like diet more than regular soda

>>597609167
REVOLUTION ANON! REVOLUTION! 4chan is this wide platform of anonymity connecting so many people, we could do something with society to make a difference, though it sounds so gay in that way. It is the conglomerations like us that move things, that shape the world, like the empires of old.

nice.......its nice.......your right in sentences that might affraid the most audiences, i eat my vagina like my banana, the skit wide open an the fruit of the loom a zoom in a zoombox is better than none

>>597600779
its all a lie. everything we know is a construct of man. before we wrote, there was no such thing as paper. before we spoke, there was no such thing as language. hell, before we spoke, there wasnt much of anything. yet, look at us today, taking the most basic thing for granted. we look down on the mentally infeeble because they cant communicate on our level, but what if they just have their own level? what if its just a different language? no, we say, theyre wrong and they are inferior. and to them i say what the fuck. if you were to read this post aloud to someone who didnt speak english, theyd look down on you because you dont speak theyre language. so what makes language even anything?
Kitsemo malove mik'vel amen. That is all.

Nigger germany, why am I actually writing this I'm justing writing to counter strike germany different ideas writing writing writng writng writing uncle in the hospital, child in the toaster, boaster, roaster, moster, toaster, toaster child in the toaster, bloaster bloater, bloater bloater bloater repeat repeat repeat repeat, don't stop typing, don't stop typing, don't stop typing mountian dew mountian dew, mountain dew, don't stop typing, uncle in the hospital, vasculitius, is anyone even going to read this, it hope it sounds insane, insane insane, million miles a minute, people are faggots, nigger nigger, love life love people, people people people, love love love, write write write, finish soon, when should i finish, cum fuinish finish, drakes the kind of nigga who titty fucks a girl to be close to her heart

man i fucking hate myself/

>>597609215
yes anon, revolutionaries are greater, more influencial, and often, as you described, the ones who feel so out of place and contemplative like yourself. the future is in our hands anon. I sound like a mad man by this point, but it's the only hope I have left, a hope for change, a change I must be a part of.

Hey whats up my name is bob im a giraffe and I love mushroom soup so please lather me up and pour some in my anus.

>>597600779
Okay, I've never shared this, but here I go.
I used to be super confident, alpha as fuck. Now I have all sorts of problems talking and communicating with women (with the exception of my girlfriend) because a few years ago my girlfriend (who was not my girlfriend at the time) beat the crap out of me, tied me up, and... violated me. She raped me. Now I can barely make eye contact with other women.

>>597609669
Brother, globalization needs to take a sharper turn. Language needs to be universal, so man can finally stop feeling arrogant or alienated. I'd fucking kill to understand what all are saying, even though some say you don't want to hear everything. What better is there than to fill your ears with the unknown, to travel the world and learn of all you come across. This shit mate.

blah blah blah, some other thing are happening, let's see what's going on over here

>this is literally the type of shit I'm thinking 90% percent of the day

I just really don't think like fuck idk if i can do this i mean everything just hurts and it's not worth of it do you know what i mean like none of it was worth it i hate you what the fuck who are you why do you all hate me i tried really hard i'm not sure i even love him wait no i do he's the best thing ever what the fuck even is this degree i can't do it i tried so hard to get here and i can't do this shit i'm not like all the other people on the course they all know each other and they're all friends and i'm always on my own the weird one you're the weird one sitting on my own at the end of the bench like i smell bad or something but i don't smell bad they just don't want to come near me i tell myself it's because i make myself look different because i'm the one that doesn't want to talk to them but that's not true i'd give anything to be one of those pretty girls with their stupid problems and they are stupid problems and their nice friends and their actual social lives ugh why can't i do anything right i'm sure it's all my fault i should have tried harder i shouldn't be on here at 3am pretending to be someone i'm not what the fuck am i doing with my life i've been so lucky and i still dare to be miserable after everything everyone has done for me why can't i get over myself and my pride why don't i admit i need help then at least people might stop worrying about me ugh fuck it

>>597610454
>>597610402
>>597610333
>>597610081
>>597609945
>>597609874
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>597610081
That's fucked anon, and I'm sure you needed someone to say it bluntly. That's fucked, but humanity is about progressing. Clearly you must now violate another, no im just kidding m8. But truly, you need a way to break this mental block. You need someone to trust, and you must trust them to help you in regaining your confidence. Tell them that you need to break out, have a fun time, and forget the physical things. Hell, do drugs if you have to. But break that load bearing down on you, and do it with a friend.

My hooch smells like picked eggs. Your mom smells like a sour vagina. And your dad has the apple of eden in his assbag. There's no pockets on gods nipples. I want a bag of ass chippings for my paint brush. Cock muggleing dick farts

Ya had her right there ya know, ya could have fucked her and have raped her if you wanted to. But you didn't, you are a nice guy underneath all your hate yet you do anything about it. You want to be skinny, fit, but are too lacking in self discipline to do anything about it. You suck, I know, but maybe you can fix it if you just exerted yourself more, made better choices, like stop going on this site.

I hate this site and most of you, but yet I feel like this is an addiction, and I can't go away. I'm scared, help.

>>597600779
I wish all gays and pedos would get executed

All that I can say here is that we are all faggots, I cannot tell you how much I think this is true, we are all faggots. Faggots we are are we???? that's all I can say the gunshot wound did a hell of a lot of damage, you are the officer who shot him so you said odell had a wfwiejkfjewj my mom is cum cu min my dum I was a man who lived a life as a man in a time, I do whjat we musnt do because we can and can we what

ok so I just saw this thread and now I am tpying just to contribute to this fucking society site idk how to sepll shit aw fuck got work tmorow gey shit

>>597611152
>>597600779

profound. Very profound. U really should leave this site. IT's not good for u.

4am, fuck the time and fuck everyone with their lights turned off in the opposing building. Why would anyone need to go to sleep and wake up at such times? Fuck conformity and the definition of normal everyone tries to form you into. Fuck relationships and fuck all the beta that rose from today's lifestyle, 90% of faggots in this thread should man up from what I'm reading. Fuck is a word that comes to my mind a lot. I fucked women but not a man yet, I'd fuck one sometime, I'd fuck a shemale and let him fuck me, I'd fuck a dolphin. I haven't been in a fight for a long time now, I should get into one sometime, maybe I should start boxing or something, smash faces or get my face smashed, I always thought my nose is too straight. Dogs are cool but I also like cats. But parrots are the best. Zimbabwe.

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>>597610656
I read this. Then I reread. Then I actually read it. THIS IS LANGUAGE. When you read this aloud, it makes perfect sense. When you READ it, it's a completely different story. I love you so much, man.

what the fuck is this how can i write and not think the fuck does that mean am i stupid i think i can do it fuck man i dont know anything anymore why am i here i dont want to die i think im gonna make it im waiting for something what am i waiting for i feel like the impending doom is better than life why is life hard i guess it isnt for faggots i hate this i dont want to think ever im in my thoughts this is crazy fuck you

>>597611152
It is an addiction. A swallowing addiction of feeling apart of something that's so far away. We need a way to close this distance, unless it is the distance which keeps us so addicted. Either way, this site never feels right. It's always fucked going here, it's always in the end a waste of time, and it shouldn't be that way. We really should feel as a community at this point, as a people, as something, but not as a bunch of loners calling eachother fags and passing the feels around without ever getting acknowledgement. Can we get much higher, so high, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh, can we get much higher?

I should go and print that paper for tomorrow and go to bed.

>>597611152
fuck man i know how that feels im scared too

>>597611655
>>597600779
We are a bunch of losers. That's the truth.

>>597611693
>>597600779
U should

>>597607598
>pre-Madonna
Its primadonna you fuckwit

>>597611810
>>597600779
Scared is good. U need fear in order to change.

This thread should be THE thread to define them all. I've felt a great inspiration from you all, however strange that is. We're all wierdos attached together through cables, brought together by social abnormality, and we must type more often to each other. Just type, just type it all goddamnit. We need to express our thoughts. If we're going to spend so much goddamn time here, at least we should speak our minds. I want to see this tomorrow at the same time. If I don't, I'll make it myself, as I've gotten too much out of this strange interaction to not want it again. As it's always said, this place is an addiction. Farewell

>>597600779
If u ever feel like suicide. Know this. There is nothing good on the other side.

This is all there is. So enjoy while u can.

>>597610909
I've taken up drinking, but my greatest addiction is Her. She is the only one I trust. The only one I can trust. I was so broken after what she did to me. I felt... inadequate. As if I had failed my role, I mean, guys can't get raped. They shouldn't, at least. I needed validation. Something to redefine me, now that I had lost my earlier definition. She was there. She didn't leave me. She cared about me, valued me. Sure, She was the one who messed me up, but She is the only one who can fix me.

>>597600779
Sometimes I dance to the song of my people which happens to be the sixteenth walrus of the symphony of bob smith. Granted I do like peepee and sometimes I like to eat eggs because this one time I was eating eggs with her she she accidentally cracked one and it went all over her. she got mad that I made fun of her and threw some on me too but i wasn't mad, i was just happy to be with her

>>597600779
This is almost poetry. Moar free thoughts.

apparently 4chan is a 50:50 mix of pathetic and brilliant people

>>597613445
>Implying someone can't be both.

Why the fuck dosent this thing fucking work? I must be doing something wroung, someone would have caught this bug by now. The biometric ider dosent interact with the matrix. It really leaves my base wide open. I'll reset the server to an earlier version and rebuild it.

my country lay within a vast desert
when the winds blew across they brought death and shit
but the wind in hyrule that wind was dank
so yeah
i coveted that wind i guess

>>597600779
Sometimes I feel like I'm not enough and that the people around me are only there because of the money I have, I'm only 22 and already have a net worth around 150,000, three cars and a house. I'm further ahead in life then people twice my age, my parents, millionaires with many houses. And people know this and I feel like they abuse it, I feel soincredibly lonely, I'm not bad looking. I have no issue bringing home a woman once a week after a party, but she doesn't feel my pain, she's just another fuck. The only person that loved me for me, before she knew I even had money, loved me for me. And one black out drunk night ruined everything I had with her. And now that I have more money than her parents she's back in my life, I think its coincidental, I know she may be using me for what I have. She only lives in a small apartment and I have a house which she stays at for a week at a time, and while she's here she has free reign of everything like it was her house, maybe its because I have money, or maybe its because she really does love me. I'm to scared to know. I'm doing alright in school but I don't know if I'll make it in what I wanna do, I need to get into a program and all my friends in easy majors are graduating and I don't know how much longer I'll be. And its hard to keep pushing in life, my inheritance from grandparents is 30million and they're both on the way out. I can do nothing with my life and in the end I'm gonna die rich, so why keep trying to succeed in everything else? I'm good at everything I do also, my gpa is high, I'm fit, I win at just about everything I do. I've had friends say they wish they could have my life or that they wish their life was as together as mine, and I just smile and say the grass is always greener on the other side. Because they don't wanna know that I'm falling apart with all these choices and expectations that have been placed on to me from a family with a combined networth around 80million. I'm lonely and scared

how did i get here? your car's not outside so im assuming taxi. right, bartender wouldn't let me drive. euh. why are you in that space blanket? I told you, you brought your cell phone into my house. Chuck, did you, did you read this? Read what? Ah, this bill. Did you read it? Emergency room bill.

>>597600779
I wish people would stop buying microtransactions and enjoy indie agmaes I mean indie games are the onlty wayt forward To experience real innovation and experimental new game mechanics. Seems like no one on steam uses mics. Since transistioning to pc gaming from ps3, im always alone. also ggmod ad mions are unfair and always ban me Why won't my girlfriend have sex with me? Maybe if I ask her directly? I don't know man. I hi f just dsont' know. god my tiy[o ty[ ty[t t y ty[ tyti typ typog, typing is bad

>>597612766
Okay, first of all nice dubs
second of all just reading this is making me blush
just the way you're describing this girl I fucking love her
I'm literally in love with this concept
my dream girl was always aggressive, controlling and successfully manipulative the the point of being a complete monster of dominance
I can never find them, so I always take it upon myself to be the manipulator
But my dream is to find a girl who can outmatch me
A girl to be in a power struggle with

>>597600779
I really don't even know why i bothered to respond to this but here I am nonethefuckingless. I met my ex-gf at the movies recently. man that was fucking awkward. I guess i have nothing else on my mind at the moment. Bye

>>597608882
life's too big

I'm gonna fuck a cunt and then shit in my mom oh god why can I just sit in heaven please I'm a sinner where did my dick go and why can't I explain all the sexual references here is there something I should be fixing yay pay day tomorrow

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I think i'm a pretty alright guy, however my recent interest in randomly showing my cock to people has got me thinking "what the hell is wrong with me?" lmfao, i mean not necessarily in a bad way im sure there's other people who do weird shit in their alone time. But there's a monster inside of me and I know it. Something deep inside, something evil. I live with it every day, I hide it from my family, friends, everyone. It's my deepest darkest secret. That special place I go where I am completely myself. No mask, no courtesy, no false impressions.It's my dark essence, my monster, aware and alive from the moment i wake to even in my deepest and most lucid dreams. it is me. Maybe I'm not an alright guy, maybe I'm a pretty sick fuck. Maybe I get off by some dark shit. maybe I like to pretend im the nice guy, Mr. "oh him? Well he's just the most kind, helpful person I know!".. wrong, I'm a fucking dog. A mutt. I'm a sick creature with a sick mind. You think showing my cock to people is something fucked up or weird? get in my head because there is nothing you could ever comprehend that relates to my brain. Domination and pain and sick twisted fantasies live in my head. Dreams of following girls late at night, watching them look back just to see if someone is watching them. its me. Waiting for them to arrive at their house and lock the doors. Creeping around the back and picking the lock into their homes. Single women. That's the game. Hearing the shower on and knowing that this is my moment. Standing outside the door with the kitchen breadknife and a hammer, because face it. Chef's knifes are so cliche. But then again so is a hammer. Smash smash smash, slice smash, slice slice, smash, saw. This is me.

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I hate being an anti-social shit that can't talk to just about anybody that comes across my path. I've done nothing but hurt my friends recently, I'm jobless and behind on rent, I'm losing my mind and getting anger issues, and the worst part is I feel like I'm just being a little bitch about it. I've put work in for multiple college classes only to flunk all but 2 of them and barely have passing grades on those. I have spen hours upon hours of studying and still fucked it up. Am I stupid? Where do I go from here? How do I get a fucking girlfriend for christ's sake? I don't even know how to et frisky in bed and the closest thing I've had is with a girl who told me she talked to dead people 2 weeks later and sent me pictures of me at work from a distance, and that was just a kiss. I've never had a real girlfriend and I'm not sure I ever will. That's about all I have to say. GG no RE

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fuck yeah muthafucka! I was depressed after a 14 year marriage ending in divorce. After 2 years I finally found a woman who likes me for me and she's a fucking sexual tyrannosaurus in bed. She loves sex as much as I do! Not only is the sex awesome but she's awesome as well. HERE'S MY POINT: just because you had a good thing and it ended doesn't mean the end of the world! There are 3 BILLION women on Earth. You'll find someone else. Or you can just be happy on your own and not deal with any bullshit that comes with a relationship. Go out there, be funny, be confident and talk to as many women as you can!!! You'll find "the one". I promise.

Until yesterday I had the weirdest thing in my backyard, nothing was coming out of the hole unlike the mustard friendship between the neighbor's walls. There are jellyfish between our walls too but I'm too scared to ask him to remove them cause they are big and hairy, and they are scary too. I fear theres a bear in the closet cause there's hair everywhere on the attic, also seal inside the playground of fire monkeys in lantern workshops means they are close to the harvest of the new world. No one believes me, please do.

>>597615447
>>597600779
U gotta go to a police station and tell them. Don't hurt people, esp not women.

Fuck fuck fuck shit ass fuck fuck shit fuck ass fuck

>>597600779

thank you based carrie of haunting running down the same old hill forgotten what i was lookin for better call saul amc tonight we're gonna get drunker than fuck might even fight a nigga or break in the bathroom window

>>597600779
I think i can relate with you. Many times i wonder why i had to screw things up again. Why i fail at another education. Why my friends had no problem with this thing called life. They just seem so happy and careless about it like i took no efford. Many times i thought there was something wrong with me cause i couldnt be that way. Everything i tried was to please other people and hoping to get accepted. It was such an useless effort. I began questioning myself and asking myself why i did the things that other people didnt. why i reacted the way i did. I just kept asking myself these question with everything i did. After a time i realised that i didnt care about the stuff other people cared about. I didnt care about a education i didnt care about money or a good job. i only cared about being happy about myself. I just wanted to be the person i want me to be. It doesnt require a job or a education is requires to live to the values you have in life and life as the man you want to be. Now i almost finished my education en got a nice starter job. Not for the pleasing of some1 else, no only just for me.

I'm going to sound like a little fucking bitch, but lately I've been having nightmares about fucking Five Nights At Freddy's. Like wake up screaming at 4 in the morning and have a panic attack while in the fetal position kind of nightmares. It doesn't make any sense and I feel like such a chicken shit, but all I can see is jut this shadow that always ends up scaring the shit out of me, I don't know how else to describe it. But I can at least tell what it is.

>>597600779
OP here this is 2nd part to the thought if anyone is interested

i dont know
im just so tired... i wanted to say a bunch of other things strange about me that i just forgot to say... i wish i could
just die (not by suicide) i mean at times i think of it but i know for a fact that im too much of a pussy to do it
and besides that i wouldnt want to hurt anyone else that actually did care... but at times i tend to think that there isnt
anyone out there who REALLY cares like someone could say there care and simply "prove" it by doing a few things here and there
and say to themselves in the back of their minds that "yeah i guess i care" but whatever is really the center of the concioussness
what ever is the true essence of someone there is no way of proving they really do because i have a feeling that everyone is lying
everyone only cares about themselves no one wants to help they may do it but i think everyones true essense the center of them whatever
is YOU really doesnt they only worry about themselves... i say this because unfortunatelly i have this... i dont like it i dont want to
be like this but i am... i just want it to stop... sometimes i feel it takes over my mind... ahh i hate this why fuck everything
why am i typing this right now this isnt even helping me its making it worse... im making this one day hoping that someone will read this when im gone
i feel as if there is two sides of me constantly fighting in my mind because my ideas change everyday and its tiring i literally feel like its ripping
parts of my soul out everyday...

>>597616085
>>597600779
I agree. Ukraine should make peace with Russia and stop all this madness.

>>597600779
nigger cunts slapping my weasel wrestler in a nun's carcass while isis pisses on a cutout of abraham lincoln shitting on king louis the XII's nose that drips of pussy juice

Hello my name is Bolshevik mister potato head I don't know what I am typing or where I am going with this, however you will soon understand the true purpose of this post as I post in the name of Hitler's first born son and I assume tha this post will eventually end but I do not know when or why or what or whom or whatem but sometimes must i stop thet yping of typing cash alksd øalksdøaksløatk løalø

oide3oidjp3odjp3doje3dnledkneldkendelkdnldknede depd I don't want to be a coward anymore I want to be great I want to be worthy I want to be loved fuck I'0m thinking, thsi is hard shit fuck shit negger giiinginsoinodi3ejpdid

>>597600779
the fact that i m ugly and unattractive doesnt bother me but the fact that i m having trouble finding job does, i really think its the right time to suicide because i cant see a way out, i m too ugly for prostitution, too weak for arms job, too allergic for kitchen jobs, too dumb for computers job i m just not good at anything, all i know is to play games and fix simple computer problems not even telemarketing companies want to hire me and i dont want to sell drugs like my average folk do ... its a really sucky place to be , i m a really sucky person to be, i think i would be a fuck up even i f i was born in a rich family maybe theres something like fate in your genes, like a level cap for how strong you can be but not how shit you can be, shitness is limitless
theres no rock botton, the hole goes down until you give up and pass out
everyone can see how weak and dumb i m everyone pretends not to see it because they are also afraid i might be an emotional snowflake (wich i m not) but their artificial kindness gets on my nerves to the point where i m an asshole to everyone just to facilitate for them to come out of their smiling masks and do what their nature tells them to do
i really hope i get killed this week because as far as resources go, all i have for suicide is cheap shoelaces and butterknives

I'm on new antidepressants and they've killed my libido and I'm not really that upset because they're working so well otherwise. It's weird to not have it - as someone who usually gets rock hard at the drop of the hat. I've found myself feeling like I have a lot more compassion and empathy as well. I still masturbate once a day but it's almost always out of boredom and I have to force myself to get aroused and often lose my erection as I'm masturbating. It's fucking weird.

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>>597602413
That is literally my dream. Marry me, not because were gay, but because we love each other.

I dont really know what im gonna type im just watching trailer park boys at the moment. I guess I might jerk it later. I wonder what dogs see, like do they see in black and white and know no race or are black blacker and whites whiter, what are mexicans then? hmm good questions all around well its time to go find a fap thread and eat some tendies see you /b/ros

>>597600779
I've got an idea anon. I'm stoned out of mind so maybe that's it but you got through to me if that makes any sense. I'm not saying I'm like you, but I'm saying I get it. Good luck.

this is how I got my english degree!

This could be cathartic. It's hard when you get stuck in a rut. You feel like you can't work your way out of a hole in the ground. This requires that, and that requires this. To reach a goal you require something you have no means to attain. The system is fucked and we're penalized for decisions we made as children. I'm not able to do some things for myself, not because of non-wanting, but because I lack the vocabulary. I lack the skills. I need people's help because I can't do certain things. You could never accept that, but now I'm with people who can. They help me, I help back equally when and wherever I can. You always chose him over me, your own flesh and blood. They choose me over them because of their caringness and willingness to help others. I've realized just how self-centered you are, and I thank god every day that I never ended up like you. Asking for help is not a weakness, it's a sign of strength.

>>597616943
>>597600779
There is always a way out. Suicide is never a option. U can join the army. They're always desperate. Or apply for welfare.

i dunno i'm a bit skeptical and not even that fast a typer
my gran taight me to type when i was little-ish, i was astounded by the fact that that the ridges on f and j actually served a purpose
wow still alive is a great song i'm gonna roll a joint now and go to bed dunno why i even came to 4chan
oh yeah i was gonna have a wank don't even want one that much tbh
should really go to sleep soon anyway i'll have to be up in a few hours
this hasnt been very deep oh well
heres some deep shit i am currently very confused about the dogma in physics that there /is/ a theory of everything
why for so? what suggests this?

I wasn't going to do this at first but I will now. Why am I even typing what do I hope to accomplish, she doesn't like me and I'm moving on. She barely even knows me. Why am I saying this on /b/ what the fuck. I should be talking about dogs or some shit. Or neopets. Not my gay fucking relationship ("relationship") issues. I'm kind of a faggot but I don't have to be.

dicks lol 123 asd i wanna ride a cock lol xd penis penis 666 satan is my lord op is a faggot

>>597615026
I didn't think I would enjoy being with a girl like Her. Since I first met her, She constantly flirted with me, pursued me, but I didn't think that that was how things worked, so I "friendzoned" her. I rebutted Her flirtations with jokes. Eventually She stopped Her overt flirtations. After a while She became my closest friend. Someone I turned to for advice, someone I loved spending time with. One day I was over at Her house, and She spilled Her guts to me. She confessed Her feelings, kissed me. And I... rejected Her. So She did to me what I suppose was just. She started beating me. I tried to stop Her, but I didn't fight back. Eventually I blacked out and woke up tied to her bed.

>>597617062
same anon

I've also cut back on drinking (I've only drank once this month so far) and I've already saved a startling amount of money and my mind feels so much sharper. Anti depressants have given me a lot of energy and I've started to work out a lot and am just generally feeling good about myself.

I'm still not over her. I'm so glad I broke up with her because she was a fucking sociopath and probably borderline. But it just fucking hurts knowing that the person she is now is nowhere near the person I fell in love with years ago.

I went to a party that my crush hosted this weekend and saw her make out with someone else, so that was cool. I'm really just trying to put all of my energy into working out and making better habits for myself to be someone that someone good can like and love and to be someone that I can love

>>597617839
ANON I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL

today I had pizza
that was good
but what was better
was that gallery of taylor swift's cameltoes
to some it would be shameful
so others, hilarious
but to me it was porn
i'm not sure if there's anybody who completely hates taylor swift
even at the deepest part of you
you can feel the catchiness
now if only I could feel that cameltoe of hers
damn
my 6.5x2 inch peni would be like all up in that junk
but then I'd have to fight her evil ex boyfriends and not even scott pilgrim would be able to do that
that was the day the robots attacked
I took taylor swift by the arm and said "look into my eyes, swift! we need to act swiftly and defeat these robots!"
and she was all like
"dude. swift is my last name. I've got this."
Then she stood up and said the most rad power ballad of all time
rocking a super cameltoe
and then all of those robots were like "damn i'm going to have to change my life now. what am I doing killing all these humans? I should probably find a date."

the end

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Honestly? im just tired. tired of the same old shit. i just want life to mean something i just want things to matter but guess what? they dont. fuck me. im depressed. im alone. im not really sure what direction im trying to head in life. i feel like im in a loop. a loop of bullshit and loneliness. I don't know whats keeping the bullets out of my head right now but for some reason i just haven't gotten around to it. all i want is to be less alone and that makes me come off like some clingy psycho. i understand you need space i get it. im tired of the same old faces every day. i want something new. i mean. the only friends i have are the people i share this apartment with. other than that im flying solo in this big fucked up city. I don't want to get high anymore and thats specifically because i feel like itll better my chances of actually finding true happiness. Not something artificial. I want something real. i want life to mean something more then just waking up. browsing 4chan. playing league and hoping maybe i haven't screwed things up with her. and maybe ill get my shot eventually. i guess that why i havent done it yet. i still have high hopes even though nothing really goes the way i want it to. but what should i really expect? Life doesn't work that way and i know it but still. fuck.
i just want to not be alone.
fuck

>>597617956
I don't know how, I hate controlling bitches. Call me the patriarchy but I'd take a sweet, caring girl over some domineering cunt any day.

>>597617786
Hey man, we all know them feels. I hope it ends well for you and you'll find that special someone. That's what we all hope for, at least.

this is pretty much the shittiest thread ever jesus christ op kill yourself everybody who has not saged please kill yourself you are part of the reason why /b/ is shitty fuck i just hurt my foot anyways niggers

>>597617839
>>597600779
This sounds like a dream I once had. ha ha ha *stroke boner*

>>597605141
anon, sweetheart, it will be ok... just know i am here for you , and even though i dont know you i am thinking about you and your situation

anon i wish i could help you. <3, i care about you.

>>597618204
see i'm the opposite
I need a lady to grab me by the dick and say "fuck me now you dipshit"
because I'm too much of a dipshit with women and I'm not that outgoing

you're all self-pitying faggots. die in a fire

>>597617893
>>597600779
I hope u "good people" have lots of babies and they turnout to be as "good" as u.

There's too many bad people out there, like me.

I wish I had a better relationship with my brother. He's so hard to talk to. Every conversation stays on the surface, and he mumbles a lot and trails off. He's been through a lot of shit and so has my family and I wish I could talk to him about it. I told him I loved him the last time we talked on the phone which was a first in a long time and that felt good.

>>597617956
Not gonna lie, that's pretty creepy.

I showed Her this, and she asked my why I couldn't have been more like you, anon.

>>597618270
Ew.

I wanted to get in on this thread but have a fucking fucking bullshit fucking iPhone that's fucking bullshit but whatever I'm in it and fuck it let it go I love my country so much I know I'm brainwashed burin don't care. I love it so much I hate myself because I haven't joined the army. Am I less of a man because I haven't been to war for my country? Yes yes so many have given so much so you can live so well and you have done nothing nothing faggot nothing. Hate yourself and be better. But I know it's just yearning for glory. Glory glory glory. I want

Captcha sader

>>597600779
potato cheese casserole i dont think its true but maybe if you keep trying things will change you should probably check those dubs you fucking autistic shit i know its just because im sad and i need to hurt other people but you're wrong and a feminazi lol pol is shit and b is even worse what the fuck am i doing on this thread hey so this is what its like to think aloud i guess

>mfw started thinking, damn

>>597618166
I know exactly how you feel. I'm still dealing with it myself. You can surround yourself with all the great people in the world and still feel alone. That girl you've tried so hard to be there for and be the friend, you decide to make your move and it all just blows up in your face. Fuck, I hate life.

It funny, by typing what i'm thinking im forced to think which leads to an inevitable loop of self aware think typing. funny, huh?

>>597618707
*me

I am a beautiful person. I have a high school. I have a high quality and the other hand, I am a beautiful person to talk with the help, I am sure that you have any questions you may have a great day and night and then there is anything else you want me to bring to front of the pool and spa treatments

>>597600779
When I read this post I didn't know wether or not that this is a run on sentemce thread because we can't really put periods or other punctuation marks becaise that means that there is a pause and a change of subject or ideas whoch is the opposite of what we are trying to do here so I am just going to type some more shit and go into a story probably about my weekend which I spent with me gf at my old college or probably what my classes were like today but alas I don't want to go deeper into those subjects because I don't feel like it and you probably do not care as you all are a bunch of beautifully shit filled people which I find refreshing which is why I come here so often because out there I am judged for my dark humor and my want to hate people because I was bullied quite a bit in middle school and my father was an asshole to me and my mother who is a wonderful woman who still loves me regardless of my mistakes even though I am a great son and I try to be a good person even though it seems as if the world wants me to be evil and hate others which in the deepest part of me I already am but I can't show it because I am sad enough without having to live with being shitty to other people.

>>597618707
WHY AREN'T YOU?

This girl controls your mind. Hell, even when referring to her indirectly, you say "Her" with a capital letter. As if she is the embodiment of everything you will ever strive for. Everything love-related in your life...her. She controls your soul.

This is a delicious concept. I...I love this girl.

tits or GTFO

well how do I get ky point across? I really like her but what am i supposed to do? she seems like she likes someone else. at least she is talking to me right now. she shouldn't have ignored me, whatever that doesn't matter. I need to stop tapping so much. its making me miserable. all this desire without fulfillment is torture. I need to save my money up to buy shit for my car. I want new boots, but i can't think of anything worth buying. I already have nice black ones. wtf does it matter, I already have nice things. I'm so bored

Sometimes I really want to get back in shape, get healthy, put myself out there, start making some friends, start getting laid again. But then I think, what's the point? And just play video games and drink till I pass out. When I'm dead it won't matter what I did with my life. All the people that call me pathetic for being a drunken shut in, what do they know about my life? What does it matter what I do with mine? It's my life. Fuck you. I'm going to be dead one day and I'm not going to waste my life doing what society tells me to do just because some shit brained people called me pathetic.

>>597600779

okay without thinking doing my shit like always, alone in the corner, complainging like a kid being and feeling ashaemed and more and more and whenever i'm with myself it's either sadness or anger, frustration from being a ridicylous being with just a brain and a body, only a sensation, being able to understand everything they feel and just crying in my corner cause i can't share i can't talk since i'm shutting it up so much i learned ro do that to shut up, it's how i grow up spend time with shut the fuck up i'm listening to the *tV things happen i'm so done, langageless lost in time madman breaking a stick for he can't strangle his kids i want to hide to disappear never suicide for lame i want to vanish in the ground sometime for i'm not worthy beign here all of idiots are so much more over me now i feel bad, ugly, monster those who know everyhting are those who don't forget,i don't forget they forget i can't remember they forget so i forget, i'm ridiculous riduculous c

I should've talked to you, I shouldn't have been so rash we should've had a conversation about how to fix it not breaking up. I'm sorry I miss you it's so.quiet and lonely without you and I still want to be with you

I just want to feel like something will go right for once. I want to find the girl I've never had yet because I'm an anti-social fuck. I want my dad not to have cancer and to be able to take back all the terrible things I said to him. I want to be able to feel like that girl doesn't think I'm some psycho and treats me nicely just so I won't blow up on her again. I want to know I'm okay and I have something to look forward to. I just want life to be okay. That's all I want. But I don't think it'll ever happen.

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So this morning I walked outside and I saw this giant pile of dog shit and I thought, I'd like to have that, so I grabbed it and stuffed it in my pocket and i brought it home, and put a pot of water on the stove and brought it to a boil and then i put the shit in the pot and i let it simmer, then i got it out with a ladle and fed it to my dog. it's the circle of life

I got a new job lined up for september. That's 6.5 fucking months anyway.

Goddammit.

hello what a jthe a i can m i fucking rofl kek i dont evne know what im gonna write right now, i think im going full retard jaja, heklp my sniper is 210- 20 an 3 xd l;kajf;lsdkfasd

blah blah blab blab
every thread I start is slabbed
down down down the 404 hole
I'm struck right down like you don't even know
once I posted a hilarious pic
that was a dumpster that said "cum disposal" and shit
I said "I think I found this thing
That everyone calls the cumdumpster. SPLING
yes I just rhymed thing with spling
but my friend making up words is a wonderful thing
dr seuss did and so did your mom
when I was ramming her so well that she couldn't go on
saying real words so he had to make up them
I'm fucking retarded when I try to do women
I cannot understand the way that you feel
because you're a pickle jar and I'm a toad's teal
I don't understand what I'm saying right now,
all that I know is that I'm rhyming still now
I meant what I said that this is how
I got my english degree and I'm rhyming still now
still now
still now
thank you

>>597619850
*drops microphone and leaves*
*but then comes back awkwardly to see if people liked it*

>>597619367
Fucking Hell I hadn't even noticed the capital letter thing. That's kind of messed up. I think. Not entirely sure anymore. I was a normalfag once, I swear. Fucking Hell, I'm pretty far gone.
>She's reading over my shoulder now. She says that it's a "good thing" that I'm so far gone.
>Also: (Captcha: Dvoto)

>>597620136
>>597600779
hahahaahaha lololol

>>597600779
I'm off the walls crazy cause I'm exhausted from working at a place that pays me shit money for work guys make really good money to do. I don't even get the proper respect I deserve. My boss is friends with some of my coworkers, so they get better treatment, and i can't learn a specialty so I can gain respect because nobody wants to fucking teach. It's a never ending fucking cycle, and I want out. But this place, it has a way of holding on to you. You work almost everyday at a rather strange time so that when you get off, there's barely any free time to do anything. And we don't get benefits or overtime despite working 70 hours a week during certain parts of the year. We're "seasonal", so they don't have to waste money on actually taking care of us. And the only reason they can't is because in the big corporation we're a part of, we make more money than everyone else, and we have to bail out the other places. Shit sucks. Why can't I be free?

>>597618856
exactly. Like. I had all these friends back in my home town, yet i was still alone. So i moved to this big ass city hoping something would change. But its still the same. I feel so Damaged sometimes.

So when you get down to brass tacks the problem with aero steeds is the lack of pathognomonic features to properly characterize super hitler. Without super hitler, you don't get the beatles and without the Beatles, there's no one left to stop the Jews, and if we can't stop the Jews it's only a matter of time before Pantagruel and Gargantua come running for our first borns

Oh lawdie when they come for our firstborns, our left handswill cry out, and they will cry for all the medicaid that they can grab, butnone will come. Nonewill come

>>597617444
i m older than 27 no army would take me
theres no welfare for me
i can't even afford a gun, if i fail another job interview, i will just jump off the bridge
i wish there was a way to die somewhere my body woudnt bother anyone

Imagine you are actually infinity. What most would call God. How would you prefer to create life? Chaos; without meaning? Timeless or bound by the life death cycle that is love? Because creation is love. Because of creation is life and death. Because you and I have the opportunity to live and die and procreate as we so choose a normal Jewish man waits patiently dying on his tree for eternity so he may come to know just you from this thread. Jesus loves you and so do I. Start in Romans

>>597620700
I moved in with some friends of mine last september because I was trying to get away from home and quit being an anti-social fuck that only slept, worked, and played League. Now I sit in this house instead playing League, still being an anti-social fuck, and just wishing I had the balls (or even the know-how) to get a girlfriend, but I just don't know how to make the move.Doesn't help that I lost my job recently because I let stress get to me and I walked out. Now I'm behind on rent and trying to find a new job. Everything's a mess.

How am I supposed to know you better if you are too busy? If you ignore me for hours upon hours when I message you? If you never seem to want to give me the time of day? Yet, when you do talk to me and see me I can tell you are so sincere and genuine that it keeps me falling further and further.

Why are you so difficult? I know you're going through a lot but I wish I could be there to help you through it instead of having to hear from you once/twice a day. I know you want it more, too. You don't have to be afraid. I will stick by 'til the end.

>>597620341
I...really love her. She is amazing.

Her lust consumes you, doesn't it? You can't think of anything else. She won't let you. It's...magnificent.

Do you see how great her power is? My face is actually red with passion right now. I don't even know her. I've never seen her. Yet...I love her.

Anon...you better not be making this up because I SWEAR if you're just doing this to make a fool of me...

I don't know what I did to push you away, but this shit sucks. I'm done walking a tightrope with you because every little thing tends to send you over the edge. I've had it with the misery and keeping your self-esteem just above the mark so that you don't cut yourself. I'm not exactly a catch, but no decent person deserves the shit you put out all the time. I had a restraining order put on you after the last time you threw the cleaver through the kitchen window and you will have to pick up your things next week with an officer present. Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. I'm fed up and done with your problems and I've moved on to do something... anything thing else with my life rather than live with you for another day. Goodbye Emily. If I ever see you in my life again you won't be the one that the police have to escort out of the apartment.

>>597600779
We can control nothing but ourselves and our mindset. If you think about everything positively, you are more likely to succeed. Fun isn't really something you gain from outside sources. You actually decide something is fun and you put more focus and energy into it compared to when you think something is boring. Math is not, in itself, boring. Neither is it fun. But you can decide which to make it. Same goes with things like "easy/hard" "can/can't" "try/do". Seriously. This is legit.

Remember back to when you were a kid, right. There wasn't shit you couldn't do. Until you tried and realized you couldn't. Plus, you just have natural instincts not to be a fucking idiot/self-destructive. You wouldn't test if you could fly by jumping off a building, that's just shit you see on tv. Nothing was hard or easy. It just was.

I believe we are born "perfect" in that we are born with the best possible mindset and set of abilities for us to use. But we actively deny ourselves and create false limits for our abilities. I'm too weak, dumb, can't do this, too hard, complicated, genetics fault, I'll never be as good as that person, I'll always be better than that person. These are meaningless thoughts. We give them more power than we should when we start to believe them truly.

If you think a negative thought about your abilities, that nagging voice in the back of your head, tell it to fuck off. Use it as fuel, prove it wrong because deep down you know it is. It's a challenge and we are at our best when challenged. Always challenge yourself and always take your challenges. Prove the negative side just how fucking wrong it is until you believe deep down just how amazing a person you are. It really is your choice and it really is that simple.

>>597621084
Just do the cadbury scooper. You first buy to cadbury cream eggs and keep them close at hand (you'll see why their proximity is vital in just a moment).

You get ice cream spoons with strong handles and then you scoop out each of your eyeballs, making sure too full severe the connecting nerves. You then let yourself bleed to death, but when people find your body, instead of finding it aburden, they'll soon be thrust into their own easter egg fantasy, rife with nostalgia

Don't be a faggot, go out like a man, and leave presents for your loved ones asa final gesture

Trannys be like, 99 problems but a dick aint one

September is the time where the niggers poof about simultaneously forging dicks smell for niceness amongst fuck butter insomuch as they want latitude for piss dick in a nose hair. Cocks for the ass as fag is fuck. Boner thong young twat hairy testicle man. Butt cheese. Flagrant nostril violations of the fourth dimension pussy balls as is fuck. Cuntasraurus was a dinosaur from the penis era that survived mainly on dicks. People who cucked a coon should shit ass animals for breakfast.

Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

I hate my life and myself, I hate what I've accomplished and where I'm heading, I don't see myself having a future, inb4 an hero I'm too much of a pussy to do it, I'm scared I'd end up even worse.

>>597621625
Honestly, your fervor is starting to creep me out, as well as the accuracy of your summary of my situation.
I assure you, my story is true. She's getting a kick out of your reactions. So, she's making me reply. I think she just likes making me uncomfortable.

>>597621084
>>597600779
God will be really pissed off at u. I wouldn't if I was u mate.

end all theory world end theory we are all one in the beginning God created the Heavens and the earth. God is us and we are in Him God is love where is your sting oh death? we are children of love and abundance and worship HIm forever and ever amen are you ready world end theory end all theory what becomes of those who refuse and follow darkness instead of light world end theory I am always in Your presence guide me in your being and lead me to ultimate redemption and peace and happiness as it was in the beginning so shall it be in the end Holy Spirit guide me onward. Love is joy is happiness is elohim I am. end all theory world end theory

>>597622628
(I remembered to not capitalize Her pronouns, but She decided that She liked me capitalizing Her pronouns, so She made me correct myself.)

I just want to see you happy, just humor me for a little bit, whether it be a hug or just saying hi to me I want to see you smile, your so beautiful in multiple ways I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to just swatch you up and feel your warmth in my arms. If we could never be together I understand, but at least let me watch from a distance to simply admire the sunset so few get to see.

>>597621084
>>597600779
U could get work as a security guard, or a cleaner. Call business in ur area and ask for a job. Don't wait for an ad telling u about a vacancy. Actually ask for one. That way there's less people competing for it.

"Never give up. Never Surrender!" It's a quote from a sci-fi comedy called Galaxy Quest. U just gotta keep trying until ur set and happy.

This thread is cool and I like type whatever fag I want and gag jag lag I like to type it's fun and spongebob I'm watching root beer spongebob lol kek power remote control I must sound like a geed psychopath lol work Patrick donuts lol penis spongebob funny it's on tv that's why I'm mentioning spongebob stats homework fuck me fuck fuck fuck type type type how much type longer should I type this is fun this is weird it's gonna be cool to look at this when I'm done and type taking forever because on phone inb4 lol oyster died denied but not because it flies chirp chirp pencil I'm done

memes and weed making up my mind
flashbacks i was laughing all the time
it taught me about the memes and world
but i wish i had a chance to sing these three words
post the pork man

I'm gonna fail my bio mid term

Well probably not but i'm going to do shit on it. I want to fuck really bad, like so bad. I wonder if Mariana wants to do anything for valentines day.
I really, really love Autumn. I just wish she was single. She's fucking perfect. So fucking perfect.

I hate everything. I hate everything so much. I don't want to be in these classes. Fuck bio, fuck chem. I'm a fucking english major, and I don't even like that shit. Fuck labs.
Fuck the Permian period. Fuck that.

Phanerzoic
Cenozoic: Quaternary, Tertiary
Mesozoic: Cretaceous, Jurassic, Triassic
Paleozoic: Permian, Carboniferous, Devonian, Silurian, Ordovician, Cambrian

Pre-Cambrian:
Proterozoic
Archaean
Hadean

Prezygotic: mechanical, behavioural, temporal, whatever one is habitats, gametic?

Postzygotic: Breakdown? Whatever one causes Mules, FUCK

>>597600779
If I do what I do damn this is some good muesli it has figs in it oh fuck aaaaaand now I have a sesame seed stuck between my teeth. Would you say "In between my gums" or "in between my gums and teeth"?

powerful oh so powerful. I rule i am the best look at me and cower you pathetic adjunct perusal at my disposal she waits on me god shes beautiful and she wants me as much as i do her she is taken and i am taken my heart my broken bottle of a shattered remnant piece together what once was a hopeful now downtrodden pathetic I will be the greatest I am unbeatable repent and be saved oh fill me again that I may never thirst.It's almost time for my return.

>>597600779
fuck, this bitch on skype made me cum several time and i got to put 3 fingers in her tight 18 yo pussy. mfw this is the best day of my life. omgegle is a gift from heaven to meet sluts. googled her name afterwards and shes such an innocent girl in real life. after she cam a third time she asked me "is my pussy supposed to be throbbing"... omfg

>>597623847
>>597600779
Well sounds like ur in deep shit. Just don't stop swimming, or u might drown.

>>597623368
There is nothing you can say that can convince me otherwise. Everything you're typing is just making me more attracted to her.

I love this girl. I wish...I wish I could be under her control. She's probably cracking up at just how pathetic I am. After all, she has you. I'm just another lovestruck soul who wants her. :)

Oh god. She's perfect.

man today im just bored im skyping this chick but we arent really having fun like we usally do because anxiety and im being a fucking weirdo because i have a problem and so does she so it doesnt make any sense and fuck we were normal and now i feel like we are going back to highschool drama days. im in love and so is she but bf o no but she still is in love with me so i dont understand gon anhero now

>>597622472
Look, I know how stupid this shit sounds right now because I was once in your position. But it really is true now that I've gotten through that dark shit. Life is what you make it. Nothing and nobody is holding you back except yourself. You've always had a passion. Ever since you were little, right? Everyone has. Don't lie to yourself with "Nah, not me." That's the negativity talking because right now your life goal is to kill yourself. That's what you've set your mind to.

What is that passion? Just think about that one thing you could do for fucking ever and never get tired of it. Something that was always interesting. I don't give a FUCK if you think it sounds "stupid" or "impractical" or whatever the fuck. That's just bullshit talking and you know it. Pursue your passion. Even if it won't lead to money or your true lover or whatever. It WILL lead to happiness and it WILL bring better things around. It might take some getting used to on letting yourself be happy because honestly, we're all born to be happy and positive. We don't really give a fuck what other people say or think when we're younger and there's good reason for that. We already had a goal in mind and anyone taking the time to tell you how stupid your shit is is simply wasting their effort instead of putting it into their own goal. We already know those people are inferior from the age of, like, 4.

So we're all born positive but we make rationalizations as to why we "can't". We actively put negative thoughts into our minds instead of leaving shit the way it was. It was already perfect but we've been told we must not be. We're all different but all perfect for what we're meant to be. Get back to that. The rest will come. I promise you that.

>>597624407
oh and she has a bf, but told me she was single

>>597623985
>>597600779
"In between my gums" sounds better. It's more concise.

>>597624563
Um, She's pulling me away now, so I probably won't be able to post anything until tomorrow, but I just wanted to say, it was nice talking to you. I found it rather therapeutic.

I've been in a terrible relationship the past few years, I'm gay (go figure), and have a plethora of mental illnesses that render me like unable to function in the real world without people to support me on to depend on. And of course I have no one. No one really cares of course because whatever that's just people they don't really care at all. After everything it's literally impossible for me to ever believe anyone values me or cares for me and I guess that's okay. It spares the devastation of having my hopes crushed. I would leave my boyfriend if I could but I can't because I fucking love him of course the one fucking person I've ever loved and trusted and given all of myself to has to shit all over me. He's all I have and I can't be alone. When I reach out to my "friends" I get no response until I nearly have to fucking force them to reply and that's not what I want- I hate feeling like such a burden but that's really all I am. I honestly feel like a horrific mutation of the human race and evolution but I mean I'm gay anyways so it's not like I can reproduce, I'll just die and we can all forget I ever happened. I think it's better that happens sooner than later. I think of killing myself everyday so why can't i do it? I don't know. I don't know why I can't do it already, I wasn't cut out for this shit. I'm not happy at all, apparently I have a mood disorder but I think I'm just being real with everything. I'm so stressed out with school and life and shit I can't stop compulsing which sucks you know I told myself I had it all under control. I had it under control. Now I'm saying that with fucking raw hands because I can't stop washing them, wounds all over my skin cause I can't stop picking, other shit I'm ashamed to say all while I sit here stoically, in the dark in my bedroom with a pounding head ache. All I feel right now is numb and I've kind of melted into my keyboard just typing now without thinking at all. I guess this is what you wanted OP, I'm a huge fag

>>597625007
Yeah, yeah. You're a lucky guy.

>>597623847
>I'm a fucking english major, and I don't even like that shit.

Fuck that nigger-shit man. It makes absolutely no fucking sense for universities to force you into other subjects that are going to be of no fucking use to you. As a compsci major, I had to take history courses... WHY THE FUCK. If I gave a shit about history, I could just, y'know, fucking read a book about it or GOOGLE THAT SHIT. There's no reason for someone that's going to be coding to need to know shit about biology or history or fucking 2nd languages. Fuck university is such a motherfucking scam, man.

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>>597621538
I'd like to believe i used how to make the move. I was a different person back then man... I had the balls and maybe even the know how. But every relationship i've had ended so fucked up and it broke me more and more to the point where i just feel like pieces of who i used to be. And its been that way for the past four years. I guess I've just been waiting around for the right person to come around and help put myself back together. and i finally thought i'd found that, when this girl randomly slipped me her number at subway. We hung out and i felt like a knocked it out of the park. I finally saw light at the end of the tunnel. Then we hung out for a second time, and i just started over thinking things. Like there was an extreamly noticable change in my behavior. I couldnt make a move feeling like i would mess things up, or come off as weird or what the fuck ever. I presented myself like some insecure little kid and i want to do everything i can to fix it so ive been trying to push for a 3rd date or whatever the fuck you want to call it and by doing that i feel like im coming off as clingy for something that was never even anything to begin with. man. fuck things. I hate this feeling. My self esteem fluctuates so much. AND on top of tat im actually out of a job for the exact reason you are anon. That shit doesnt help my current situation.

>>597600779
I hate this feeling of loneliness, I check all my messages, Phone, youtube, 4chan posts, but no-one replies. Am I really not that important, But at the same time, I don't like meeting real people. They make me sweat a lot and I don't know what to say. I wish I could be comfortable near real people. Or at least be popular online. ]: