As for the site of the Great Leap Forward, did it primarily take place in one geographical area, in one group of humans, who were thereby enabled to expand and replace the former human populations of other parts of the world?

>>597253795
negative infinity. we write: x => -∞

>>597253795

>mfw opens up book
>"The Home Book"
>nothing but pictures of clean houses
>mfw i have no face

>>597253795
Iowa
Exit 93
Stuart
Stuart 66 Truck Stop
REST

Some travel book

"Forgive me, I was thinking of something else"


Fuck you Camus

>>597253795
This great man, in metaphysical excursion paralleling that of Schelling, conceived the universe as a vision in the mind of God.

Seems about right.

>Sonea lowered her self into it and turned to face the girl.

>>597253795
cooled plastic tubes directed the liquid into their mouths. 0.o well then

>>597253795
No need to be afraid.

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"Doctors in the army's infamous unit 731 had also conducted gruesome experiments on Chinease and other prisoners of war, including Americans."

"You may enter, they may not"

>>597253795
"people honkin at each other."
why did you choose the worst page in a carlin book faggot?

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Mfw I printed a 200p book that only says "I will fuck every 10/10 girl under the age of 19 and older than 16 in the world, then my nuts explode."

Mfw this is a shitty idea and I'm high as balls.

pg 40 is a a new chapter.
pic with title.
no 5th sentence.
seems accurate.

For example, there is one program for students in agriculture and another for those in engineering

This will be a small field and poor

>Fulgrim himself has a sculpture in his chambers that he commissioned from Ostian Delafour, and it's said that Eidolon has a land scape of Chemos painted by Keland Roget hanging above his bed.

From George Orwells 1984,

"They were gyrating their bodies from the waist, an excercise that was supposed to be good for the back muscles."

gg

>Older, deeper layers preserve the direction of the magnetic field at earlier times.
Not sure how to take that.

in 1952 Bernhard was approached by Joseph H. Retinger about bringing together NATO leaders and various international financiers for informal and unofficial meetings to discuss the problems facing the capitalist west.
kinky

"Nancy smith began coming to the Ciaglias' house three times a week"
Okay then

>>597257821
Pulling books out at random. +1 internet if you can guess the titles.

> OUT! OUT!I should've done this years ago!

>>597253795
At once all over the earth would come the alternation of summer and winter, heat and cold, and life would have to adapt itself afresh, or die.

Bible.
Page forty, sentence five.
Chapter 46 Verse 21 "Benjamins sons were Bela, Baker, asbel , gera, naaman , muppin , huppim , and ard

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>>597253795
"Some were put in jail and whipped, their noses slit and their ears chopped off."

>>597253795

The lower part of the house is constructed of squared and polished wood, with pillars lined up at regular intervals.

>>597253795
Olvir told him everything he asked, mentioning that King Harald had dealt him a blow that by itself would have sufficed to kill a man, and that Thorolf had dropped face down at the king's feet.

when they want something they want it now. right now

>>597258362

>Iza and Creb, who had loved her, were dead, and she was dead to the ones she loved.

>>597258646
tf do you read

For this ghastly experimenting it was necessary to have quite the supply of freshly dead human bodies; freshly since it did the least damage to their brain structure, and human since we found they reacted the best to the solution.

What the fuck
Also, if anyone can figure out what book I'm reading, I will bless them with dubs.

"Now, after a moment of silence during which the walker may have been inspecting my bicycle in the hall, I heard a fumbling at the latch and saw the panelled portal swing open again." - Annotated HP Lovecraft, The picture in the House

Today's video game console is no longer just for playing games-it can be a connection to the internet, a digital video recorder, and a music and video player.

>>597258866
AW SHIT NIGGA

What is the difference between atrophy and hypertrophy, between metaplasia and dysplasia, and between cell death and cell necrosis?

>>597258866
Thomas the train engine

>"It's got to be a joke."

>>597258808
The Sagas of the Icelanders

>>597258866
dubdydubs, and its frankenschtein, duh

" A man in your position can do anything he wants - ye don't have to sneak away from your family for adventure."

Jesus that took to long to type

>As the door shut behind me, I felt a tap on my left shoulder. I turned, but there was no one there.

perfect description.

Brother's Arizona Driver License Manual
>To minimize injury in the event of a collision, the couplers that connect the light rail veichels are covered in an energy absorbing material

"Poor Sam."

:/

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Ohh yeah

>>597259097
No, retard.

>>597258876
Damn good taste

>>597259148
LOOOOOOOOOOL +1

>>597258758
>Urging on his horse, Alfray galloped full pelt at the kobold, holding the banner pole like a lance.

"There was nothing more to be said about that."

Oh.... =(

The ability to compete is the most important skill in life.

"I can't hear you, Jena. Speak louder"

>>597253795
Cut off superfluous fat and tendons then mix soyasauce, eggwhites and pepper; add your meat and stir it well around until completely covered.

Holy shit, this IS my sex life!

>The deflection corresponds to that expected of negatively charged particles
Well shit

>>597253795
blood and ashes, you ought to be in the womens cricle back home.

>>597258866
The Chessmen of Mars

"We never again attempted an attack at that location" - Tigers in the Mud (RIP Otto Carius and my sex life)

>>597259244
>Piggy! Have you got any matches?

>He hailed her.

>>597253795
>"Is it Asha, then?"

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>>597253795
"Come on in and have an orange pop, and I'll show you how I can applaud with my shoulder blades."

"The bread is not bad, though."
The Wind-up Bird Chronicle

>Why did you choose your color scheme?

"Deeds such as open doors and draping one's coat over a lady's shoulders became hallmarks of modern chivalry, gestures that hearken back to a time when such things were pretty much guaranteed to get Lady Everilda totally wet."

Now this memorial of Ryan's brutality would be the venue for his comeuppance.

If anyone can figure this shit out... You are mah Niuggas.

>>597253795
He was the best Party recruiter in the navy.

"The bloody knife on their breastplate, the jewels? Its a symbol. They're eunuchs. Castrated males."

what an unfortunate passage to land on.

"I was not made to sit on the sea stone chair..."

>>597259567
>If they thought the gods would pay attention to their lies they were fools.

>They were old, heavily veined hands.
Fuck

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>Interestingly, these are not greatly larger than the number of entries called forth by entering the words 'philanderer', 'murderer', or 'insane', and are considerably outdistanced by 'eccentric', with 1100 entries.

Hmm...

>>597259515
No, but I now have something new in my back log.

I'll give you guys a hint, someone else posted something by the same author itt

>>597253795
>The pressure built silently, month after month.
Shieeet.

"Well, we got seats open, so lets give them a try"

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>"Enjoy teasing young ponies who haven't gotten their cutiemarks.

>>597259885
Oh, dear. That is as gay as hell.

"If you're ever in trouble, you can feel free to visit again." (A certain magical index - light novel)

"During my second lap, I drove a little more carefully and went even faster."
>ayy lmao

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I'll post as much and whatever I want.
Enjoy it, faggots.

For ANGELICA'S use, from Uncle Bilbo; on a round convex mirror.

ok

>His covered foot slammed up into the man's testicles.

>>597253795
Alan starts the car and puts the heater on high.

>>597253795
"A Shipment of Exxon Hair Tar spilled out on Route 66 in indiana in '56 and they closed down the highway for half a year"

>>597253795

"In this section, we discuss the types of software components that constitute a DBMS and the types of computer system software with which the DBMS interacts"

all my wut

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I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep.

Cont.

Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.

Well shit.
BTW I didint just want the fifth sentence to be lonely so I finished it.

"If you keep a few language tips handy near to the rig, then that will help too."

-ShortwaveDXHandbook

"The thing about cannonballing is you never get to see your own splash."

ITT we just pick a random sentence we like or think is funny and post it.

The final pose of an asana is achieved when all the parts of the body are positioned correctly, with full awareness and intelligence

"We didn't want there to be a third time"

"Plus, the seats on an airboat are generally mounted very high on it's frame."
From How To Archer.

The 7 Secrets of Awakening the Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today:
"What am I, Chuck Norris?"

>>597253795
Tournez les talons, maintenant.

A line from Cyrano de Bergerac.

Translation: turn heels now.

>>597260466
Fundamentals of Database systems, 6th ed.

pdf is online. Go for it

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>>597253795
>They immediately affected the art world there

>Bison were variously present in the region but are strongly represented in the archaeological record only in a few times and places.

Guess I'm into beastiality now

>>597260036
>>597258866

It's a 40K book, from the Horus Heresy lot, but can't find it.
Great taste btw.

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Long ago, when the Timekeeper had let them marry, he had warned them, 'Crueltime, you can't conquer the , ' and he'd been right.
Neverness by David Zindell
Eerie ring of truth for me.

"Listen, it might be important"

He answer thus return'd: "The arch-heretics are here, accompanied by every sect their followers; and much more, thou believest, the tombs are freighted: like with like is buried; and the monuments are different in degrees of heat."

Hmm...

One group will get a shot of caffeine while the other group will get a shot of saline solution (placebo).

>>597253795
>I thought for a second she might be crying, but she rallied quickly, pulling her hoodie up and taking the club out of the Wal-Mart bag.

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"He had a dirty picture of a woman attempting sexual intercourse with a Shetland pony" - Slaughterhouse 5
>mfw I'm a god damn ponyfag.

>>597253795
The suggestion of such a confrontation always conjures up the nightmare of a firing squad and he is immediately paralyzed. =/

>"If you've succeeded, then they won't be able to tell."

From They Say, I Say.

And that gave birth to modern biology

>>597260111
What sort of fucking book is that
The paper back of FoE?

>>597253795
>My refusal to remove the book from the library was backed by a majority of the Board of Governors.

"this guy doesn't look that nervous for a guy looking for land mines"

>It smelled the square cautiously, then jabbed its head forward like a snake and snatched the meat from his fingers swallowing it whole with a peculiar jerk.

>>597253795
"Thats just no fun."

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>>597253795
Teaching Percussion textbook
>Along the way, focus your attention on all points concerning the correct grip and stroke.
/b/ confirms I masturbate way too much.

>Ye are swift to do iniquity but slow to remember the Lord your God

Book of Mormon

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"What in the name of Thor's backside are blind idiots like you doing running a lifter-rig?"

Harry Potter otp " owls treating the place like a rest home, puddings exploding,half the lounge destroyed, dudleys tail, Marge bobbing around on the ceiling and that flying Ford anglia

>but as it is two feet this way also, isn't it twice two feet?

sweet

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>>597260825
It's actually Herbert West: Reanimator
By H P Lovecraft

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Do you personally see a conflict between evolutionary and religious explanations of how species came to be?

>>597253795
>So this is over.

>To get hard from seeing someone pee, you must be quite the pervert.
Actually very accurate, t-thanks Sundome.

>>597253795
>The large Sumerian city-state of Lagash remained independent throughout this period under Gudea, who ruled from Girsu (modern Telloh, Iraq) on the Tigris River.

What the fuck.

Diagram 4.a illustrates Piaget's stages of cognitive development.

>>597253795
>I practiced my deep-breathing exercises.

>>597253795

Stirring beach sand into a bucket of water creates a temporary suspension that will last only until the sand settles to the bottom.

"Wow," said Zaphod Beeblebrox to the Heart of Gold.

>>597253795
>I know DOD, But i never look up any of the people who matter to me.


Glen Cooper Book of Souls

>>597253795
"Call me Ishmael, cause my dick is the size of a whale"
Huh, interesting book

My judges will regard all this as a piece of mummery on the part of a madman with a gross looking for the fruit vert.

Based Nabokov

>>597253795
>You sit in the left front corner of the hull and have a brake and gas pedal for your feet.
I don't really know what to make of that.

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>>597253795
Good shutting makes no use of bolt and bar, and yet nobody can undo it.

>>597261837
>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

At the time when Beethoven bequeathed to the world riches partly attributable to the recalcitrance of the melodic gift, another composer, whose achievements were never equal to those of the master of Bonn, scattered to the winds with indefatigable profusion magnificent melodies of the rarest quality, distributing them as gratuitously as he had received them, without even being aware of the merit of having created them.

Thanks Stravinsky. I really feel like I understand my sex life better now.

>>597261899
correction
>I Know my own DOD, but i never look up any of the people who matter to me.

Confederacy of Dunces. The entire book sums it up even better

>>597253795
its about Cerberus with his flaming heads guarding the underworld to prevent the souls from escaping

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>"The reaction from the other people around you is hilarious"
>mfw

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>>597253795
"He asked her to open her mouth wide and saw that a membrane under her tongue caused the trouble" - East of Eden

"You can see from that kind of description that I like mangoes."

The Bhagavad Gita Foreward lol

>implying I own a book

If the field is uniform, the acceleration is constant modulus and orientation

>>597253795
As with all of Leslie's paintings, the figures in Hotel California are based on drawings structured on a geometric grid - a useful formal device for developing stiff, awkward poses.

>>597261364
Kek

>>597253795
>"Scale by scale, Saphira's head slid into Helgrind, until all that was visible of her to Eragon was a neck, torso and wings.

Very the amount of olive oil according to your own preferences: use less for a light fluffy texture, and more for denser heavier and more flavorful sauce

It contains a nonlinear distortion of the physically more relevant variables, the electric and magnetic field strength inside the laser cavity: the power is proportional to the _square_ of these quantities.

Narcissa began to cry in earnest, gazing beseechingly all the while at Snape.

Hmmm...

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

For someone who preferred to spend most of her time out of doors, Molly never took even a touch of tan

>>597253795
he always had a steady and formidible flow of useable energy

"That would be Mrs. Blake, my neighbor," said the woman, reading the initials

>>597253795
fucking hell. "Cults" by Karen Zeinhart:

"However, over the years, the number of converts dwindled and many of the orphans remained members as adults."

Solid block of aluminum for testing purposes
God help me /b/

These forelimbs are 8 ft (2.4 m) long.

>>597253795
Current Employees transferring for other bargaining unit positions shall have their wage in the new position determined using the new hire formula.

>my CBA was the closest thing

>>597261837
Hitchhiker's Guide pg. 42
"The room folded flat around him, spun around, shifted out of existence and left him sliding into his own navel."

>>597253795
>Poco dispuesto a cooperar con el trabajo

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"My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."

>Find out some uncouth cell
>mfw a Milton's poem.

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>>597262416

Many expeditions followed,the most tragic of which was that of sir john franklin in 1845, from which no one returned

>>597253795
Tell it to the undertaker, chum!

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I'm not typing this shit.

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>mfw American Psycho

>"'Yabba-dabba-do' Van Patten says"

A belief in the most that one thing was without taken, came only pain as his spine was slowly removed in pieces, laughing red face had already grown facing him."

>>597253795
In moments the great entrance hall was ringing with the voices of people cheering.

>>597263117
¿Qué estás leyendo?

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One day we were told that he was back in the hospital.

From the AA big book.

>>597253795
Nearest book is korean -> english dictionary..

>동일 [dongil] adj. identical, same

"The night when we exchanged names and mingled blood, you lied! "

>>597253795
do you believe he is the dragon reborn, beldeine?

>This will be a small field, and poor".

Game of Thrones A Clash of Kings

FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT OP

>>597253795
>"There's no need to transfer"

so...no actual intercourse, fuck.

>>597263367
I had to choose the next page because the sentence I had was a fucking date. It was from Moby Dick.

>>597263626
>identical, same

pretty sure that means you are gay

>>597264198
Maybe I'm due a set of twins

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>Botany Textbook.
>"Unlike other organelles, ribosomes have no bounding membranes, an because of this, some scientist prefer not to call them organelles."
> Pic related, flower on the cover.

>>597253795
It would take too long to tell the names of all the lands and seas where she wandered; but, when she had been everywhere in the world, she came back again to Sicily and passed by the Cyane.

>A pole is used to move the ice block raft across the open part of the river.

>>597259509
which # book is that from?

>>597253795

Her husband was not the man to say nay to a desire breathing such true narural piety, and he so at once approvingly consented, and she departed.

>"this is battle, boys", he cried.

What the fuck man

His hand ached from overuse....

>>597257249
Kek

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"It was damp and lumpy and smelled of sod"

>mfw my sex life is dirt

>>597259056
>Topkek

>>597253795
> We had no real operational side, so as the request for assistance kept coming in and the caseload began to pile up, I was backed up by some of the instructors from the Behavioral Science Unit.

wtf man

>>597260211
Kek'd

Dante's inferno, this should be interesting

>Emerge from out the stream more than his due

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Not surprisingly, the Duchess's grumpiness became legendary, as Voltaire has so ably chronicled.

>>597253795
"I would."
Welp, that gets right to the point.

"A relation can be graphed without a scale on either axis." okay then.

Game of Thrones

>now it was perfume that clung that clung to him like perfume, and he had a girth to match his height

>>597266752
Hmm... I have read all the books so far and I'm going to attempt to guess which scene that is from. I swear I won't cheat, there's no sport in that.
>Must be as Robert is coming to Winterfell.

>>597253795
"To power their robotics, they need to eat constantly, and often hunt in packs" -How to Survive a Sharknado, Andrew Shafner, pg 40

I dont know what exactly this means.

>>597253795
"Conversely, INTO can be used only when invoking functions."

Gonna write me some Oracle functions and hit dat pussy like a INNER JOIN

And she's frightened but trying to hide it from me, I'm excited.

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"parasitic infestation, physically deformed newborns and fetuses, and so"

>holy fuck

"Writing Monsters" by Philip Athans

Behind him the men broke up into groups, talking, arguing in low tones.

what

"Into our double bed i'd gently get"

:3
Dame ednas bedside companion

They had done nothing to deserve it; and it was adding insult to injury, as the thing was done here, swinging them up in this cold-blooded, impersonal way, without a pretense at apology, without the homage of a tear.

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My Side of the Mountain
>> As i helped her across the stream on big boulders, I hear a cry in the sky

>>597253795
College had all but closed, and every doctormof the medical faculty was helping to fight the typhoid plague.
Gee thanks Lovecraft

"Oh my god." ...That's the entire sentence. I agree with this statement. ^_^

>>597253795
From Bo Burnham's book Egghead:
"But after that, I want some "me time"'

Use quotation marks around search queries to find exact matches. tf

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>>597253795
>This plan was acted upon, Yao Hsiang came out to fight, was lured on as far as San-yuan by the enemy's pretended flight, and finally attacked and slain.
slayin' mad china pussy rite guys?

"Next came Ser Horas Redwyne's turn"
A Clash of Kings, thanks George

"I called out again and again to the gods but received no whisper in reply."

Holy shit

The World of Warcraft online strategy guide at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com is your best source for up to date Talent information.

>>597253795
授業のとちゅうで１０分休みます。

-日本語作文I

>ok

>>597253795

Bulfinch's Mythology

>The story of Baucis and Philemon has been imitated by Swift, in a burlesque style, and the actors in the change being two wandering saints, and the house being charged into a church, of which Philemon is mae the parson.

$3.25 to whoever can simiplify that

Page 40? Nothing interesting ever happens in a book earlier than page 100. Have fun reading your coloring books.

>>597253795
"Before pursuing the description of plane curvilinear motion in any specific set of coordinates, we will first use vector analysis to describe the motion, since the results will be independent of any particular coordinate system"

...sounds about right

>nevertheless, some of the people went out on the seventh day to gather it, but they found none.

Got more patches on her than a pair of welfare overalls. (the shining)

Captcha: Stephen

"Yes."

Thanks, Neil. The Ocean at the End of the Lane's bretty good tho

>>597269755
weeabooを発見しました
警察がくるから、そのままで待っていろ

>>597270475
Weeabooじゃない。大学生だよ。

>>597253795
The Lagrangian for the electromagnetic field does not have such a term (electromagnetism is linear), but there are plenty of self-interacting fields in nature.

>self-interacting
>foreveralone.jpg

END MESSAGE END MESSAGE

fucking andromeda strain

In my imagination I assumed that my dream voice was god giving me instruction on how to achieve heaven on earth.

>>597270625
大学生のweeaboo発見

Mcsa guide to microsoft sql server 2012
>Additional accounts can be added if necessary by clicking the Add button.

My mistress may soon need a second drink, whether the taste disagrees with Her or not.

Sound like date rape lol

>>597258362
a clockwork orange

>>597270811
いや。別にかまわない。なんでも。

>>597271217
別にこまっていないの大学生のweeaboo発見

>>597271403
>別にこまっていないの大学生のweeaboo発見
おまえはかわいいでわないか。

>>597253795
B-but the 40th page was blank...Fuck...

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No matter where these gauges and lights are located, their purposes are the same.

>kek

>>597253795
page 40 is nonexistent in this book
...

>>597253795
"Well, you're working now arent you?"

His 57-year ascendacy was unmatched in Roman history, giving a definitive profile to the status of being 'the leading man'.

do i win?

so this is what all the trouble is about

>>597253795
"Starlog Eh?"

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>>597271652
>でわ

>"There's very little to say here."

HAHAHA

>And I grabbed hold of him and begged
him to help me block the door.
fuck

>>597271913
I think "ascendancy" is Latin for virginity.

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>>597272021
>では*
添削お願いします。

>>597258595
>bible is the nearest book
>not a retard
pick one

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To the emperor it was vitally important to have his own men, as reliable vassals, in these great positions.

:I

>>597253795
>Plus there are four women at the table opposite ours, all great-looking--blond, big tits: one is wearing a chemise dress in double-faced wool by Calvin Klein, another is wearing a wool knit dress and jacket with silk faille bonding by Geoffrey Beene, another is wearing a symmetrical skirt of pleated tulle and an embroidered velvet bustier by, I think, Christian Lacroix plus high-heeled shoes by Sidonie Larizzi, and the last one is wearing a black strapless sequined gown under a wool crepe tailored jacket by Bill Blass.

Gotta love Patricks attention to detail

>>597259509
now i want to read the wheel of time again

"Let them procreate from above and leave us moles alone."

I started from the next paragraph rather than starting from the sentence half cut off.

Thank Mr Artyom

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"I wouldn't recommend starting on the exercise programme without improving your general health first."

>too unhealthy for sex

Full of sorrow and remorse, he abdicated his throne and hanged himself.

"Yes, The Goddess Anoia* Arising from the Cutlery" said Nobby.
(Thud)

>>597253795
The Lord won't say, "Who is it?"

lolwut

APUSH textbook
>Your greed for gold is blind.

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Thus whenever you move your queen, always keep an eye out for a knight's fork.

>>597253795
While the aids virus sweeps through society with chilling ease, born upon a colossal wave of ignorance and prejudice, the shelves of our bookstores creak beneath the weight of plagues and infestations filling the pages they are forced to support

well i dont think my sex life is well

>>597272916
For whatever reason I found this hilarious.

>>597273222
>this kills the boner

>>597273072
ap us history
kek

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>hallo! ich ___ Martin und das ____ Peter.

my sex life involves fill int he blanks and martin and peter?

>>597253795
"He always wore shoes without socks - just plain couldn't stand to wear socks."

Climbing gingerly to his feet, he picked up the spade and slowly, painfully, began to dig.

From "The Name of the Wind" book one of the King Killer Chronicles