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>>597031639

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lmfao broke up with someone because she didn't want your desperate ass for a day. and now you want cheering up?

fucking pathetic

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>>597032530
>been dating for 5 years
>does this every year
>specifically told me not to make any plans for this sunday
>messages me 30 minutes ago and tells me that she's on her way to the beach with her friend and won't be back until monday
Tl;dr: stfu and post greentext

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>>597032861

let me know when you grow up and i may be able to respect you enough to comply with your wish. but you're being a god damn pussy, and i don't keep folks like you as friends

>>597032530
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>597031639
what is the context of this post pictured?
the guy was working in a restaurant???

>>597031639
You broke up with her because she shirked your anniversary? Are you a lesbian? I'm almost positive you're not a man.

>>597031639
I think I heard this one just a few hours ago. Tell me anon, is she going to the beach?

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>>597033167
I'm a little down because after 5 years of being in a one sided relationship with a girl who barely gave a shit about me I finally decided to break up with her and get on with my life, and I need to grow up and stop being a pussy?
I put a lot of effort into my relationship, tried to make it work, talked out my problems with her, and it didn't work out, so I'm a little down.
I don't want to be "friends" with you, I just want you to post some fucking greentext so I can have some fucking laughs and get on with my fucking life.

>>597033391
>dayz thread

>>597033797
Yes. With her friend dylanne.

>>597034197
Not that other guy, but I was in the other thread too.

>>597034197
Yes, I think I saw it on a feels bread. Well, my condolences, OP

>>597034299
Oh.
Yeah I ended up breaking up with her. After the thread got pruned I called her and told her that we shouldn't see each other anymore.
Kind of down now.

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>>597034554
It was for the best op

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>>597034034

i'd rather talk shit then post green text. you seem to get agitated, and you're clearly distraught with the outcome of your relationship. so it's a nice combo. next time, don't waste your time in such a long relationship with a girl you clearly didn't get along with. be more aware of what's good for you. and man the fuck up. go grab a beer with a buddy you neglected because of a 5 year fucking relationship at this young of an age

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>>597031639
some guy is jacking off into her mouth right now, and he's coming so hard it looks like its coming out of two dickholes or something, weird bro your chick is nasty

>>597032861
hahaha what a bitch wow
you made the right choice

Goddamn If my girlfriend cheated on me I would go bananas, like seriously bananas. Not psycho but fall into a depression.
I'm a huge beta when it's coming to arguing with her, last time I did that and while waiting for her response I started shaking, my heartbeat went sky rocket, felt dizzy, my face was red tomatoes and puked my lunch on the sidewalk.
I think I may be autistic. Should I seek help? Inb4 kill urself

can someone post the don draper pic that is in op's post?

>>597032722
is this worth reading?

>>597034983
Everything was great for the longest time. Shit just went down hill.
Also I'm not distraught, I'm just a little down. Jesus you make it sound like I'm about to kill myself, and greentext is the only thing that's going to save me.
If you're not going to contribute, then gtfo you damn roody-poo candy-ass.

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>>597036565

i'm one of the few people bumping your thread you degenerate piece of shit. and you clearly are distraught. i would suggest taking my advice in grabbing a beer with an old friend

>>597035253
someone give me some advice.

>>597037303
if she did this, then there's no way she hasn't treated you like shit before, there had to be warning signs, you were just to much of a fucking pussy to leave with some dignity, so man up, maybe be alone for a while, mature a little, because as it stands you're apparently you're a bitch with no self esteem

>>597037028
>mfw I have no friends because I got a job after highschool while they all went on to become parasites

>>597037303
>>597035253
Just calm your ass down, little nigga. Speak w/ some conviction and say what you want to say when you're arguing. Don't try to be non-confrontational, just state your case clearly and honestly.

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>>597037303

man the fuck up and stick up for yourself. you either hold some self respect, strap up your boots, accomplish what you want to do instead of worrying about others' approval or you be an idiot who just wallows in his own misery because you'd rather not swim out of it. you harvest what you sow. all this shit is easier said that done, so stop saying it and just do it

>>597037730
I don't want to argue with her, it doesn't give me any pleasure. I'm just too stressed with my life that I cannot afford to lose her. Literally have no one to share my thoughts with and when I do that with her I always feel like she is not really giving a shit.

>>597035750
Not really

>>597037303
kill yourself

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>>597037718

that's life. if neither of you can be bother to maintain the friendship, then it probably wasn't worth it to begin with. go make some new ones from work or some shit

>>597038506
Nigga it sounds like she makes you even more stressed. You sound you fucking vomited when arguing with her. She should give a shit when you share your thoughts w/ her, if she doesn't then dump her.

>>597039122
*said not sound

>>597038996
Sounds like a good idea.
I'm still lurking for greentext though.

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>>597039542

>on /b/, bored as fuck waiting for my buddy
>talking shit blatantly 'cause internet, but also imparting tough love wisdom
>love the wire
>type like a fuckhead while posting characters from the greatest show ever

>>597031639
Lol what a little whiny bitch. She should've broken up with you for being a major faggot

>>597039122
>>597039196
She makes me stressed sometimes but I'm also relieved when I'm with her. The only part of the day I don't have to put up with my job & family bullshit.
If I can't hold my shit having a minor argue with her puking all over the floor god knows what the fuck whats going to happen when we split.

>>597039961
By the Nine.

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>>597038940

I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread is a virgin or has too much alpha /b/ness in their eyes to be able to read

>telling OP to man up when he already broke up with a chick
>can't really talk about a relationship with a bunch of wannabe alpha betafag virgins

I support you op cause gfs can be a bitch and figuring out when or if to end it can be tough when you actually care about a person. Real talk, most of these idiots are talkin out the ass and wouldn't understand caring for anyone cause they're obviously misanthropic basement dwellers who have never been loved

>>597042809

making sweeping generalizations is probably worse than the ones "talking out the ass"

>>597032200
why is no one admiring these ebin double dubs

>>597043251
Kek

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Hey /b/ should I ask this guy out in my class? He kinda gives me this look that says," Hey, why arent we friends yet?" But at the same time it says, "Why am I alone?"

Wat do?

>>597046724
whats his name

>>597046724
What's his name, Anon?

>>597047043
You're a little late, man

>>597046724
It matters what is his name?

>>597046724
moar info faggot

>>597046871
>>597047021
His name is Giovanni, like the leader of Team Rocket. I dont say it to his face cause I've never talked to him yet, but I nicknamed him "Rocket Man".
He always wears these aviator glasses too. He'll probably have a piloting career.

>>597047352
Just go up and say hi to him you faggot
You don't have to suck his dick just get to know him
Its not that hard to become friends

>>597047352
oh.
thought this was someone i knew.
sorry.
:'c

>>597047605
Lol do you live in California like I do?

>>597047684
nah, im an indy fag.

>>597032861
my nigga you acting like the bitch
men are supposed to forget anniversaries, not be the ones who cry and wana break up when the girl does...
At least keep fucking her till you find a better one.

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>be me
>be 12
>really fucking horny
>parents aren't home
>trying to get my qt older sister to do stuff with me
>she goes up into her room
>she calls for me to come up to her room
>go up there
>she's not in there
>dunno where she is, but see her dresser is open
>see pink lace thong
>jackpot.jpg
>creep in to take it
>door slams
>turn around
>sister decks me
>fall to the ground
>she gets on top of me
>unbuttons my pants
>slaps me when I try to get up
>pulls out dick
>"why aren't you hard anon? HUH!?!"
>slaps me again
>pulls out her tits
>"ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
>makes me feel her tits
>she's not wearing underwear
>sits on my dick
>slaps me again
>starts riding me
>I start crying like a little bitch
>shoves lace thong in my mouth and continues riding me
>cum buckets
>threatens to kill me if I tell anyone
>mfw older sister raped me when I was 12
>mfw she did this multiple times until she moved out
>mfw not even mad

>>597033167
You don't have any to begin with, anon.