>>596690280
how is the Colorado school of mines? Thinking about visiting

>>596690803

the academics are good if you can manage to not quit or kill yourself

>>596691112
cool

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>>596690280
>Check all that apply.
>Furry Suits
> Sex Dolls

>>596691284
only a couple semesters left and I've resolved not to quit

but it's fucking lonely here.

>>596690280
I'd NYPA but this is fucking beautiful

>>596692157
at least you can go snowboarding rite

>>596692256
Have you ever had an STD?
Yes
>No
Do you currently have an STD?
>Yes
No

Deliver results when they come out OP

What is your relationship status?
>I fuck anything that moves

Done. That shit took forever.

Whoever reads mine is gonna suicide

"In the last 12 months, how many different individuals have you had sex with?"
>More than you

>>596690280
filled out the whole thing stating how i fuck dogs and cats in detail

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LMAO! 4chinz delivers!

>>596693204
I said I was cat-kin and into furry porn and complained that other sexualities were not reoresented in thei biased servey

>>596693230
42

What is your gender?
>brony

>>596693230
Pretend to be a gay promiscuous man.
> had sex with 34 partner in the last year
> have an std
> dont use condoms
Etc

What's an average GPA? I'm Canadian, our notes are not like that.

>>596690280
Alright. I made myself out to be a sex maniac, but kept some answers to some believability.
For number of sex partners in last 12 months I put 364
for gender I said mayonnaise and sexual orientation is attack helicopter

glad to help /b/ro

>>596693721
gpa scale in the usa:
0.00 = F
4.00 = A

average, 2.50 - 3.50

>>596693721
2 is average, 3 is very good, 4 is perfect and the max. You can use up to 2 decimals and still be believable. So like 2.34 For a normalfag, 3.12 for a smartfag, 3.78 for a verysmartfag, etc

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>audial sex

>>596693951

the best thing about this, is that they even admit they dont know what this is
also the sheldon - ron jeremy scale cracked me up

>>596693951
I said in one that lustful thoughts are sex

I'm a straight A student who has AIDS and doesn't use condoms or tell my partner I have an STD. I also fuck my mom twice a month.

I'm jabba the hutt and I'm only into twi'leks.
Ohta su marvalic plesodoro!

>What do you consider to be "sex"?
Other: Cheeseholing

>In the last 12 months, how many different individuals have you had sex with?
9001

>Where have you had sex?
Other: Daycare center

>Who of the following have you had sex with?
Other: George Bush Sr.

>What of these sexual activities have you done?
Other: Alaskan pipeline

>Which of the following sex toys have you used during sex?
Other: Furbies

>Have you ever had sex while under the influence? (check all that apply)
Other: Jenkem

>Any Comments?
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

>>596693230
my gender is mushroom
this should be good

>>596692826
should be out by Tuesday

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>>596690280

>>596693908
>>596693938
OK, thanks.
2.1 should be fair enough for my Demonkin Romantisexual studying in Liberal Arts.

btw, I made up romantisexual and it still gave me something on google.
Shit's fucked up, yo!

>>596694114
I wrote "digital sex" in the "other" category. Thanks to Daft Punk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOngRDVtEQI

>>596694531
Top kek /b/ro

I identified as a transginger

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That was fun

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hahaha you guys are fucking great

i put 3.2 as gpa

idk if that's a legit answer

>Have you ever had an STD?
no
>Do you currently have an STD?
yes.
>When was the last time you were tested for STDs?
never

>>596695074
lel i did the exact same thing

>>596694913
kek

CU Engineering > Mines Engineering
proof?
We don't kill ourselves because there's no pussy.

>>596695128
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18V8SBVI3QHvNXq6Z9dxD7aCzWkX04VGdENJSyrqF4z0/viewform
SAME HAHAHAHA

>>596695074
this
over 9000 keks on this

Places you've had sex
>elementary school classroom
>in a line at Walmart
>morgue

>>596694993
fruitplay

that's my new word of the day

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>>596690280

>>596694929
Yea its ok

>>596694993
>fruitplay
topkek

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>>596695356

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° ~͜ʖ~ ° GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ° ~͜ʖ~ °
° ~͜ʖ~ ° GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ° ~͜ʖ~ °
° ~͜ʖ~ ° GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ° ~͜ʖ~ °
° ~͜ʖ~ ° GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ° ~͜ʖ~ °
° ~͜ʖ~ ° GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW ° ~͜ʖ~ °

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>ben wa balls


And I said I have sex with my father, uncles, cousins and farm animals

>Have you ever had sex while under the influence? (check all that apply)
Acid
Mushrooms
DMT
other: mescaline
>good fucking luck having sex on psychedelics

"Any comments?"
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Have you ever sincerely used the term RIBS >(Ratio Induced Bitchiness Syndrome)?
Is this the hippy happening thing with the kiddo today?

Gonna fill one in just to fuck with bush

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>>596690280
I get that this is probably a fine establishment, but that's a pretty funny answer.

>>596690280
>Linux
>Not having GNU/Linux to sort out the plebs
>Not having BSD

Is OP still here? If so, name someone you hate from your school. I wanna say he gave me the clap

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>>596690280
That arm pit is bothering me and I'm not usually one to complain

Trans Pan-American Intersex Squirrelkin Body Positive Non-Binary Xerdyte Reporting in

>>596695490
Im assuming you hate niggers?

>>596694777
Holy shit my fucking sides.

Op what is the name of one of the teachers? I wanna say he screwed me.

done. where is my lolipop?

>Current Operating System
DOS

What do you consider sex?
>i dont like labels. there is love and there are loving actions and they manifest themselves in many forms. we are all one and of this earth and we commit acts that show this love and unity. labels hinder our experiences and facilitate negative stigmas to the actions of love.

Places you've had sex
A Mosque

everyone here should put fruitplay as their "other" response to sex

please

>>596695906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXx1qCIgQY

>>596693938
Let me fix it.

>2.34 for non-autists
>3.12 for stubborn dorks
>3.78 for autist Sheldon Cooper fans

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These are some of the professors names say your having really sex with them

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lol

>>596694913
Fuck, I forgot to add that.

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>>596690280

>>596690280
Filled it out describing my experiences with the family dogs and horse.

>>596695810
Cassidy (dude)

>>596695810
I'll join in on this

>>596690280
Filling this out like a T-1000
>which of the following sex toys have you used
>other: "PNEUMATIC PISTONS"

>Where have you had sex?
>other: MAINFRAME SERVER ROOM

>>596696119
My gpa is 3.43 in a EE degree and im not an autist. Ohh wait...

>Do you consider yourself a virgin?
wtf kind of question is that

>>596693103

>literally 4 pages of 10 questions

>>596693277
underrated dubs

The good news is I finished

>>596695656
the ratio of men:women is 3:1 so women can be picky and prude...meaning an average looking girl can let all the attention go to her head and be a little bitchy

>>596692368
Checked yes to currently having STD, had between 20 and 30 sexual partners in the past year.

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>>596690280
>mfw this is a google form with a script in it that sends your IP and password to OP

>Which of the following sex toys have you used during sex?

>Cages
>Furry Suits
>Sex Dolls
>Other: Leases

>>596690280
Cool. I talked about tumblr whenever possible, liberal arts major off campus, made sure to talk about being otherkin sexually/genderwise, said I vote, said I am a virgin but sexually experienced and probably have an std though never been checked (self diagnoses for the win), picked Mac OS and explained that liberation via the internet has been the best thing for people like me the world over.

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>>596696217
heh - wrote the exact same
>mein nigger

>>596696366
You're in between autist and stubborn dork.

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>>596696299
just cassidy?

>Picrelated
I wonder how many poeple checked this box seriously.

>>596696359
>children from the arcade

>number of sexual partners in the last year
>12,000

>>596695152
Mines Engineering > CU Engineering
proof?
We don't kill ourselves because there's no jobs for us.

(sobs in corner for not choosing CU or CSU)

>>596694286
lol furbies

>>596696794
over 9000 amiright

>>596696762

there aren't many people I legitimately hate

though there are some that piss me off

i put i was having an affair with the math teacher

what is your gender
>I am a free spirit don't fit me into gender norms

comments:
>I have two penises and a vag

what is your gpa
>1.56

>Fucking gold OP

>>596694286
>Cheeseholing

I spit water on my keyboard, thanks fucker.

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kek

>>596696211
use this people

Remember stick to answers that a crazy person would possibly say. Don't go full retard right out of the gate with insane "factoids" like you fucked a million people last year. They will just trash it and move on. Make them believe you are this fucked up and experimental, and then in the comments write very haughtily about how many of your tumblr style choices were not present and it wasn't fair representation, that they weren't open enough.

>>596695223
Could you say that a little louder into the flower on the table?

Have you ever had sex while under the influence? (check all that apply)
>Other: Jenkum

I made my gender robot. Answered all questions as a robot.

Gender- pigmy marmoset

>>596694286
>bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick.

>>596696907
I was already dying before I read this. They're gonna have to scrap the whole survey

>>596695484
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>596697099
fucking milion keks
apache helicopter
my fucking sides ayy

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>>596690280
Im already having fun

>>596696212
>TOP KEK

>>596690280
The goal is, as always, to make people hate whiny, vocal minorities that think they can actually change anything online, even if it hurts others, because wah muh feelings.

I fuck horses.
Students are virgins
Have sex and masturbate everyday
Entire arm inside mare vagina
Only fuck mares
All that winking marepussy


Kek.

>>596697517
>>596697524
not funny

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>>596697393
I'm chuckling into my morning coffee. Personal Army request approved today

>>596696399
They are asking that question to filter out the:

"I have given blow jobs to 8 people and let 4 guys pound my asshole but I have never let anyone stick it in my pussy so I am a virgin."

To see people's views on if oral sex and anal sex ARE sex or not.

(I am a health teacher)

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>>596697633
Yessexual? You fuck goats?

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>>596697633
fucken snorted

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>>596696762
>>596696299
>>596695810
>>596696956
>dub69
>PicRelated

>>596697726
Sex is and always will be when a penis goes in to a vagina

Can someone please tell me what her name is? Chick from the beginning of thread...

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ayy lmao

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>>596690280

>>596696211

upvote for visibility

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>>596697886
OP here, her name is Kennedy Leigh

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>>596690280
amidoinitrite?

>>596697869
lol

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Top Kek

>>596696907
fucking kek

>>596693908
3.9,
continued to talk about how many professors ive slept with

>>596697633
I lost my shit. So simple, yet so fucking funny.

>>596696211
Use these you fucking retards!

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classic

>>596697873
Yes but if you've let 5 guys fuck your ass and blow the entire football team you can hardly say your a virgin

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>>596690280

>>596698238
topkek, 10/10

I fucking love this tread.

>>596696211
This

Comments?
I tip my trilby to you good sir. I would like to take the time to say how much I care for your undertaking of M'establishment.

have you ever been under the influence...etc?
>other: dank memes

How many facebook friedns do you have?
>i do not have a facebook. however my good sir if i may direct you to my account on le reddit

>top fucking kek m8

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>>596690280

>>596698819
dude give it up. Everybody knows the physics students already got fucked the most by their professors

I haven't laughed so hard in a thread for a long fucking time. Raids are the best.

>Raid board.

>>596690280
Done OP.
This is the kind of community service /b/ is best at.

>>596696211
yes yes do this ppl

>>596698641

good meme :^)

>>596697642
no u

>what do you consider sex?
"when my partner barks, moos, baaaahs, whatever"

>>596698993
this thread has turned a shitty day into a great one

>>596698974

I didn't get any of these check boxes...

So are we all fucking Prof. Lusk or what?

>>596698274
>Internet Explorer
Top laugh

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>>596694286
I havent laughed like that in a looooong time anon, thanks

>>596695636

"Any Comments?"
>my name is kaikura. it means squirrel in south african.
>i’m 19 years old.
>i’m non-binary/trigender (only due to my natural multiplicity). i identify predominantly as female.
i’m also a proud feminist.
>i am asexual. i used to think i was demisexual because i could only form sexual attractions after knowing someone for a longtime, but upon much introspection and meditation, i have determined myself to be asexual instead. i am not attracted to anything or anyone in a sexual manner.
>i am attracted to squirrels, but not sexually. i would go on a date with a squirrel and maybe cuddle, but nothing else.
>i am squirrelkin. i identify as a squirrel spiritually, cognitively, and psychologically.
>i am totally vegan. i eat only nuts. before you comment on how that is unhealthy, i also take a multivitamin every morning to prevent malnutrition or other illnesses.
>i experience a natural multiplicity. my headmates are beatrice and ralph, but i haven’t heard from them recently. they may post from time to time. i am the dominant one in the multiplicity.
>i suffer from PTSD, depression, and severe anxiety. i may have an autism-spectrum disorder, but we’re not sure yet. i’ll keep y’all updated.
>i’m a plus-size lady and proud of it! body positivity is important to me.

>>596699159
because you selected virgin LOL

>>596699052
Get your fucking emoji out of here, cancer.

You're also in the wrong tab, click that Reddit one.

>>596690280
I enjoyed that thoroughly.

>>596698238
keep it rolling

>>596698654
hahah

>>596697517
>>596697524
Holy fuck how did this happen

I did it bc of that "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" pasta.

>>596699344
u mad? ;^))

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>>596694486
the leader to screenshooting

>Gender?
Brony
>Sexuality?
Furry
>what do you conisder sex?
AAAAGAAGGAGAGAGAGAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAGHAHAGAHFGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHGAHGAHAHGGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGHAHGAHGHGAHA TTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

>>596698608
Don't know why but I lost oh so hard.

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>>596699495

>>596699513
>clawcuffs
cried

>>596699641
check'em

>>596693938
Actually with dual-enrollment (advanced placement) classes, getting an A is a 5. So you could get more than a 4. The valedictorian of my high school/college class graduated with a 4.4/4.35

check

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>>596690280
Gender: Omnijupiter
Sexuality: Lunasexual
Senior year
Liberal Arts / International Studies
3.0 GPA
Relationship status: In a complicated menage a trois with Jupiter and the Moon
Sex is considered as: Galactic masturbation
Virgin: Yes

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>>596693103
>>596696455

reading is hard for anon sometimes

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>>596699513
oh yeah, I wanted to talk about that guy talking about teenagers and sexuality and is obviously a virgin.

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am i doin good

>>596699166
I am

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Glad i could be a part of fuckin shit up. thats awesome

>>Gender: Xan
>>Orientation: Planetkin
>>Relationship status: Orbital union with allowance for satellites

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>>596694913

>>596699815
They were probably getting that high school gpa in high school...

This is not high school
Taking college classes in college is normal. Taking college classes in high school is advanced placement.

Hope I helped clear that up

Gender: Retardo the cum guzzler
Orientation: Fucker of Mothers
GPA: 12 inches wide 1 inch long
Relationship: I married a dirt and ate it now i have to fuckabump my tummy :(
What is "sex": I sneezed once and poo came out my weiner so i put it back in

>>596690280
Cool survey. Finished it. You're welcome OP. Post results later

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>>596699344
:^)

>>596697633
why the fuck is this so funny

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>>596690280

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BUT AM I WRONG

I said professor Lusk railed me in the ass.

>>596700428
In the past 12 months how many individuals have you had sex with: Shrek is love Shrek is life

>>596696732
d's are degrees

Gender: ewok

Other comments: is it wrong of me to want to stretch my asshole to fit a small wild fawn then rebirth it in a toilet bowl then set it on fire

>What operating system
Gentoo

In the last 12 months, how many different individuals have you had sex with?
>bout tree fiddy

>>596698641
I put that too
we're meant to be together

>>596701208
>Gentoo
Hannah Montanna Linux

>>596693277
I did mine all about fucking horses. Feels good

Is there a character limit? I have 5,000 uppercase W's saved in notes (uppercase W's take up more space than any other character) and would enjoy spamming every text box relentlessly

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>>596701350
lol

>>596700986
hope you're baiting.

>>596700178
>Rohypnol
top fucking laugh

>What do you consider sex?
Guro

>what sex props do you use?
Knives

Think someone will worry?

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this turned out better than I ever expected

so what are they gonna do with these?

like read them out loud or what?

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>>596701791
probably fire Mr. Lusk

>>596700178
>Fucking on DMT
>the kids

top kike

>At what bar/brewery do you spend the most time?
Howling through the night with my rat brothers

>>596701769
This is like old /b/.

For the lulz!

>>596701791
the student news paper was going to write an article on the sex habits of students... we were already named the school with the worst sex life according to Playboy

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>>596690280

What's up with the attack helicopter meme?

What am I missing?

>>596702016
Playboy is so overrated.

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>>596701791
probably fire proffesor Lusk.

>>596702206
Have you ever seen airbrushed boobs before?

>>596702167
I'm lost too, what's that shit?

What the fuck is RIBS?

>gender: Apache helicopter
> make out like I'm a psychopathic necrophiliac
>???
>profit?
>probably not.
>at least I can go dig up a hot date and if she doesn't have too much of a problem, slip in a digit.
>or my dick.
>perks of dating dead girls.
>tfw they can't say no.

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kek

>>596702066
**applause**

>>596702343
Engineering school, 3:1 men:women

Ratio Induced Bitch Syndrome

So completely unrelated to OP but have you fagots heard about that game Hatred? What do you think about it?

The trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg#t=51

>>596702264
Have you ever seen real boobs before?

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>>596696211

>>596690280
>What do you consider "sex"?
>Intense glares
>Are you a virgin
>Yes :(

>>596694286
Haha i put jenkem too but cheeseholing good god my sides

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>>596702758
Around 14 times, I think.
>Not counting my mommy.

>>596702723
Start your own thread fagot

>>596696057
YES

>>596690280
Is this cody w

>>596700178
just wanted the none option for birth control

>have you had sex
No
>do you have an std
Yes

>>596690280
Hey I go to mines too

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>>596690280

>Favorite bar/brewery?
Applebee's

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>>596690280
This feeds me.

any comments?
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Bush did 9/11
>Obama did Ferguson
>Allahu Akbar

>>596703180
Do they have grapes?

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delivarring

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>>596702945

>>596693908
mine is 6

>>596703333
Quads have penetrated.

>>596703333
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuc

>>596703099
>>596690280
Why would they even do this survey? Everyone knows kids at mines don't fuck