>>596456549
fagot

Ron giant

A movie about a giant.

Nightmare on el street
mexican version

>>596456549
Jurassic Par, a comedy about a thawed out caveman turned golf pro

"Sawshank redemption"

a movie about a saw and a shank welded together to avenge the death of their father

>>596456991
lel

>>596456991
Ayy lmao

>>596456549
Harry otter

Movie about Harry the otter

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>>596456549

"IRON GAND" reporting in

>>596456549
>Take 3

A man makes an incredibly hard decision about how many free samples he should take: one, two, or maybe even... three?

>>596456549
>Magi Mike
An astrologist named Mike goes searching the deserts of the middle east for a child fabled to be the son of God

>>596456549
just bought iron giant suck my dick

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Jams Bond.

A secret agent who infiltrates jars of jam.

>>596456549
Big Her 6

The sixth sequel to shreks overweight wife and her plan to lose weight

>>596456549
The Hobbi

Epic adventure movie about a 22 year old virgin and his hobby of racing RC cars.

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>>596458505

Tar Wars, some mexican construction guys fight against the negro construction guyz about who are gonna put the tar on the new street

>>596456549
Finding Emo

A movie about an autistic fish that self-harms his fin and meets a fishtank full of emo fags. Meanwhile, Dory, the incest love child that was unwanted, is paired with marlin, the father that never loved poor little Emo. The fishtank friends share their favorite razors to use, and listen to some Asking Alexandria while self-loathing loudly.

Theory of Eerything.

Nigger version

>>596458762
I'd watch it

Independance Da.
A movie about the end of USSR

Boyz the hood.

Nigger version of Robin Hood

Need or Speed

Movie about a guy that needs to make that decision which might change his life.

>>596459129
lel

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>>596458813

>>596458138
>Taken
The only decent movie Liam Neeson has been in for 10 years

>>596459129
Need for Seed

Movie about a guy who is addicted to servicing other men at gloryholes. His whole life changes when he gets AIDS, will he be able to kick his habit?

201

A movie about a catastrophe, taken place in the end days of Rome.

fight cub.

movie about a cub. his dad dies and he grows up to become the new lion king.

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>>596459363
top kek

>Bidman
The story a man so gripped by a compulsion to bid at auctions that it alienates him from his friends and family. This is the story of his battle to buy.

13 Ins

It actually tells a story about 13 inns, but the retarded director can't spell properly

ill Bill

A movie about Bill, who has to stop the school by his sickness.

Tor: The Dark World

A movie about the dark internet and the dangers that lurk within.

>>596459417
looks like a movie about OP

I-Robt

Nigger stealing shit And bragging about it in the future

>>596459363
>didn't take out a letter
You're a bigger faggot than OP

>>596459872
not getting it

12 Years A Slav

12 year old discovers polandball, asks 'what is this'

fuck I need a better description, help me out

>>596456549
Tar Wars
The story of a construction workers union going on strike and leaving the city's roads in disrepair.

Rue Detective

A sequel about two cops who are very sorry by their deeds.

Itchcock - A documentary about STD's that affect men.

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>>596459872

8m

Snuff film that's shot on humongous film reel.

>>596456549
>Finding Neo
The lost 4th installment of the Matrix series.

forest gump

a documentary about wild life

>>596459970

something to do with farming....

slavs love farming

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>>596458813

Carface.
Al Pacino stars as a man who has botched plastic surgery and now has a grill from a 1978 Buick Roadmaster as a face.

The Ark Knight Rises

Noah is resurrected and he's a superhero

The Dark Night Rises

Night comes, moon doesn't shine, boring movie

Str Wrs: Ttck of the Clones
Movie bout Spce nd lzer swords

iTanic

Apple makes an unsinkable ship that rams itself down the iceberg's throat

Dogeball. Wow. Very sports. Movie good. Much comedy.

Africa Creams
A movie about niggers jizzing

>>596460249
lol

Dude, Here's My Car. After a crazy night, Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott decide to leave their place, only to find that the car is exactly where they had parked it the previous day.

>>596459722
ebin

Asablanca

Asa Akira's and Humphrey Bogart's first porn.

schindlers lit.

A movie about the guy who single handed lit all the ovens used in the death camps.

Irates of the Caribbean

A bunch of pissed off niggers living on islands with other pissed off niggers.

Ownfall

Hitler is back, and how. With his new laser weapons he destroys the allies and creates the super aryan master species.

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Shaun of the Dad.

(He's not my dad, he's my stepdad!)

Tomb Aider
A film about a woman who helps tombs in need

>>596460400

kek

>>596460300
Got dubs.

One With The Wind - A man finally accepts and learns to live with the wind

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>>596460338
underrated post

the life of Bran.

Comedy about a young boy from winterfell who looses the use of his legs because he's a "very naughty boy"

The 1 Commandments

Fuck bitches.

Evil Dad
this is our little secret

Irates of the Caribbean.
A family with anger issues takes a vacation to various caribbean islands and wreak havoc as everything causes them to throw a raging fit.

>>596460249

oh shit my sides...

Merican sniper
Fat sniper cop shoots a nigger

>>596456991

you mean happy gilmou

Kik Ass
>superheroes begging for nudes on kik

Shawn of the Dea

Sidesplitting comedy duo Simon Pegg and Nick Frost team up for another wacky adventure as they impersonate two DEA agents while they attempt to smuggle an obscene amount of cocaine inside Seth Rogen's asshole across the Mexican border. Dean Norris is cast as the primary antagonist.

Life of P

An Indian boy is on a boat, lost in an ocean of urine.

>>596460338
Holy fuck

>>596460806
copied
>>596460575

Unset Blvd.

A road that's effects are vaniquished.

>>596460801
Kek.

Men Girls
You get the picture.

>>596460145
>Ha, I get it here's one
forrest gum, retard tells life story about piece of gum stuck to shoe
>>596460249
10/10

Tar Wars The Empire Strikes Back
>Set after the collapse of Juan's heroin empire in Tar Wars I, Juan Burrito returns to eliminate his rival Jose Jalapeno
>Hiring a renegade bounty hunter(Dawg the Bounty Hunter) he hunts for Juan high in Mexican mountains.
>Find out who will be the de facto heroin king pin of the Americas, summer 2016

The avenger

a movie about the avengers but without the avengers, just one

American Pi - four frustrated high schoolers take a vow to overcome their maths difficulties.

Alies

A story about a bunch of friends being friends

>>596460042
saved

>The Lone Anger

A story about the only angry cowboy in the west who befriends a retarded indian.

Horton Hears a Ho. Horton becomes a pimp when he discovers months later that he has become blind. Not willing to give up the game, Horton relies solely on his sense of hearing to continue to pursue his passion.

Modern Ties

A movie about revolutionary clothing trends.

Fifty Shades of Gey

I guess you know what it's about

Corpse Ride
Necrophilia is a cold hobby

Le Miserables

Musical about how shitty Reddit is.

>>596461054
>maths difficulties

Ad Grandpa
A movie where Johnny Knoxville does his usual, clichéd self-abusing routine while annoying 4chan users with ads, causing havoc for the community.

0 first dates, the documentary about 4chan users.

>>596461229
lold much louder than usual

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>>596460995
Starring: Bailey Jay

>>596459970
12 Years A Slav

It follows a Slav on his adventure for the ultimate Adidas tracksuit. Along the way he meets other people who help teach him how to properly be a Slav. Only through the power of squatting and smoking can he dream of wielding the power of the ultimate tracksuit.

28 Ays Later
It's a Henry Winkler biopic.

Jaw: A riveting documentary about dentists.

>>596456692
/thread

Edge of Tom Rrow
Hot Brazilian dominatrix brings Tom Rrow right to the brink of cumming, but right before climax his arousal is reset

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>>596461393

>X-Men: Fist Class

Wolverine would have more screen time to do some fisting.

>>596461239
?

Now White.
The story of a black girl named Princess whose evil stepmother kicks her out of the house because Princess is a thousand times sassier than the stepmother, and she is jealous. Princess joins a gang, the Seven Dwarves, and offers them sexual favors in return for protection from some thugs hired by the stepmother to spank the sass out of Princess. After the attempted spankings all fall flat, the stepmother sends Princess an apple iPhone, a pair of yoga pants and Uggs, and a coupon for Starbucks. The iPhone, coupled with the other items, turns Princess into a white girl and she loses all of her sass. As a result, the dwarves leave her and join the stepmother, because dat ass. Now homeless, Princess (now called Rachel) devises a plan to get her old home back. She enlists the help of a mysterious man known only as "The Zim Zam" to train her in the art of self defense. With her newly acquired skills, she leads a squad of frat boys to fight the Seven Dwarves and her stepmother. Both sides are badly wounded before the police show up. Luckily, Rachel and her frat army get off free, while the stepmother and the Seven Dwarves are sent to jail for instigating the event. Rachel lives happily ever after in her house and makes a living posting to GoneWild and selling her used panties afterward.

Wall
A pack of Dwayne the "rock" Johnsons surviving in the wild

The Silence of the Labs

a mysterious man covers laboratories with sound-proofing material

50 Fist Dates
Will he fist? Will he punch?

America Sniper: A man aims to build a big enough rifle to snipe all of the U.S in one quickscope.

>>596460062
I giggled

Das Boo

German horror film about a haunted house.

>>596456908

underrated post

>>596456549
No cuntry for old men
>old men sexually frustrated due to lack of pussy

>>596461624
Its too quiet in there. Why are we funding them if they're not doing their trademark, evil laugh?

-Men

A movie about men, duh

White Hicks

Story about one white alcoholic American's struggle to not beat his wife again.

Foot lose - the tragic story about a man with one foot as he struggles to make it as a dancer

Predato
>arnold is an ex commando who travels 10 years ahead in time and finds that his iphone charger wont work anymore

>>596461699
Kek

Lord of the Rigs
A story of an autistic neckbeard who builds computers.

Wall-

The heartwarming tale of a futuristic Wall.

wall

A pixar animation movie about an autistic robot building walls.

Wolverine or Gins

The X Men crew have to decide whether they want to go on a quest to save Wolverine, or just have a piss up.

>>596461699
Heh, I giggled sensibly

A Cockwork Orange
It's about an orange with a dick.
It doesn't move around or anything, It just has a dick.

>>596461805
All we need to do is cut off Kevin Bacon's foot and hide it... in the statue of liberty.

>>596461857
lold very hard

>>596461915
Nice try, nigger.
>>596461905

ear and loathing in las vegas

a movie about an ear getting all fucked up in las vegas

Mamma Ma; the heartwarming story of a deaf autistic whose only known syllable is "ma".

>>596461476
Would watch

Kiss kiss ban ban
The tragic tale of how a man on the internet finds love, but discovers his 'lover' is actually moot, who subsequently bans him to cover up the evidence

>>596456991
>>596460249
>>596460338
>>596460400
Best

Even samurai

A movie about a pack of samurais, dividable by two.

>>596458217
Plural ruins it.

Batma

A mother by day, crime fighter by night.

1 year in Tibet
A film about some kid's gap year which is painfully boring to everybody except the selfish little prick that found himself.

>>596461947
A Clockwork Orang.

A film about winding up apes in Sumatra.

Moo

The backstory behind why the cow jumped over the moon.

Tora! Tora! Tor!

Japanese hackers plan a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor using what they believe is a secure invasion channel that was actually developed by the US Navy.

Hilarity ensues as their bitcoin finding disappears and all their drugs and guns ordered through Silk Road get shipped to ISIS by mistake.

The Ion King

a movie about a superintelligent physics teacher

>Pup Fiction
A documentary about dog babies which is not entirely true

Spiderma

A mother by day, crime fighter by night.

apocalypse ow

the apocalypse hurts people.

What's Eating Gilbert Rape?

A young man in a small town tries to balance supporting his family, taking care of his retarded brother and obese mother with his serial rapist tendencies.

ill Bill

Bill is sick, but that doesn't stop his mad rhyming skills.

>12 hours
A climber gets stuck in a rock but has a phone on him so he doesn't have to stay there for long

Source Cod

A documentary on the British government's attempts to find a new source of their beloved fish.

Toy Tory

British politicans begin to play.

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>>596456908
Underrated post.

The longest ay.

The heartwarming story of an alien who just doesn't know when to stop laughing and just shut the fuck up.

Rave

A young Scottish Princess' quest to party the night away.

Fat and furious.

The story of the average btard.

>>596456549
Ill Bill
>William is feeling poorly

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>>596462198
fuck

>Pace Jam.

A guy discover the wonders of combining a generic salsa and mashed berries.

>>596460338

this

>The incredible Huk
Huk wants sum fuk.

>The Oy Next Door

Its about a Jew who lives next door and doesn't stop sheckling and goyim.


The cast is Rib Shnider playing all the roles of the Jews.

Fat and Furious

A movie about a fat guy destroying cars into buildings.

>Almost Amous
story about a cookie company competing with Famous Amous.

Odzilla

Panic strikes New York City as a giant, probably retarded, mutant lizard runs rampant.

Transpotting

A fly on the wall style comedy about the deluded and perverse

>ghost buster
a thrilling supernatural film starring a lone ghost buster taking on New York

Hostbusters

Web services are targeted for hosting illegal sites.

The little mermad is about a mermaid who had to learn to cope with her anger issues in order to become the queen of the ocean

Horton hears a ho

One of Horton's bitches is getting uppity, and he needs to teach her a lesson.

ever Been Kissed

Documentary of the users of 4chan

>>596462646
kek

>>596456549
>Titanic
>Titnic
>a picnic but with tits

>>596460020
kekkity kek

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Zoolader

A story about gorillas in a zoo climbing a ladder to see who will fuck the others

>>596462575
Not
>lil bill is ill, soon to be kill, only saved by his rhyming skill

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this whole thread

30

A couple of Spartans get quickly overwhelmed and slaughtered by a larger force.

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>>596462725
Underrated post holy shit

Jango

Because fuck your silent D.

Tremor 2

The story of Michael J. Fox

>>596456549
Reservoir Dog. a story about a sad pooch.

>The Oy in the Striped Pajamas

Maybe he gets what he deserves.

>>596456549
Don't you dare ruin my favorite fucking childhood movie you nigger

Ho framed Roger Rabbit
Roget Rabbit's ho tells the judge Roger drugged and raped her all the years they were together. Kinda like how the Bill Cosby case went.

>>596463213
Gold

Aw
a film about cute animals in torture devices

Me in Black

A story about a white guy who gets melanism due to unprotected sex and suddenly wakes up being a nigger

Dawn of the Dad

A Disaster movie about the impending apocalypse brought around by an influx of Dad jokes around Father's Day.

host

a movie about a man that welcomes people into his home

Maters Of The Universe

A group of tow trucks from a back woods moon become the largest parking enforcement company in the galaxy.

Al G Indahouse

Al Gore starts making rap music, and contributes in a street band showdown.

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>>596460249
lel

>>596463407
Isn't that already a movie?

>We bought an Oo

Wheel of fortune contestant buys an O every time he plays.

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Sprited Away
About some little white bitch who falls down this well filled with sprite, she faints and wakes up in some underwater sea world except the water is sprite. While she's there she gets pregnant and then has an abortion but it isn't that simple to get one in sprite world. Because when you abort a child it's sprite soul comes back to haunt you forever and you will suffer eternally in hell if it kills you. But she doesn't let it kill her and she uses the power of coke, the dark nemesis of sprite to kill the demonic sprite baby and her soul is save. But what if soul is not save? Well then she would be consumed by the dumb bitch baby she aborted and go to hell. She then wakes up in the sprite well again and police are there to save her, she learned never to get pregnant irresponsibly and to respect the soda.

Bride of chuck
>The story of how one woman was special enough to satisfy a man who has counted to infinity; twice.

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>>596462738

>>596463213
>Sides
>Orbit

>>596463497
that would be "the host"

Oyz n da Hood

A tour bus filled with Jews breaks down in South Central L.A.

>>596456820
On Giant.

A movie about fucking your mum.

>>596460020
My sides

>>596458813
Top kek!

0 shades of grey.

A story of a blind person who cant see anything. Not even shades or colours.

>>596463568
>Bride of Cuck
The story of moot's girlfriend

the ides of marc

marc has some ides

Tar Wars

Daniel Day-Lewis and Anthony Hopkins are two rival heads of tar-trading dynasties, who will go to any lengths to win control of the lucratuve tar market of 1870's Baltimore.

>>596463755
>Ride of Cuck

"So many cocks, so little time" - OP.

Fight Cub

The Mazing Spiderman
>A new twist, as Spiderman is captured by Ozcorp and put in a gigantic maze to solve.

Alen

>>596460338
Lel

White men can jump
>Story of the USA national double dutch skipping team

>>596456549
the bi bang theory

a man thinks about banging his transgender neighbour, he never succeds tough and so its bound to stay a theory forever.

>>596463962
>Rid of cuck.

The gang disown moot and so he goes off and starts a shitty image boarf called tumbler or something.

>>596463962
Rid of Cuck
What happened when moot left

Lick

Adam Sandler has a curios fetish that is slowly destroying his family.

>>596463755
Thanks anon, guess I didn't need my sides

Goodfella

Ray Liotta is Goodfella, the first Italian-American superhero.

Casio Royale

Spies fight for a priceless calculator while bedding models with incredible figures.

>>596464164
>>596464166
Excellent.

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>>596463742

>>596463742
Not a letter

>>596464252
my sides

>>596464252
Kekceratops.

merican psycho

a fat neckbeard goes on a killing spree, never caught. later is made into a popular meme on 4chan relating to any post where the last two digits are the same

>>596463170
Loled

China tow.

A car breaks down and a chink comes to help tow the car home.

One Girl

It's the sequel to Gone Girl, where the psycho wife tries to have more kids, but the husband is happy with what they have.

Opgun

A movie about OP who has a gun, OP is a real nice guy who always tips his fedora at girls and is a real gentleman, the girls however are only interested in douchebags. eventually OP can't handle it anymore and brings his gun to school...

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>>596464307

>300
00
There are no Spartans. End movie

Cliff Anger

Everyone hates a man named Cliff.

>>596463170
lol'ed too hard

>>596457200
KEK

>>596456549
Django U Chained


Escaped slave is re-enslaved and sent to slavery.

Corpse ride

The life of a necrophiliac

Big Rouble In Little China

The story of a Slav who moves to China town seeking fame and fortune.

Larry Potter

>>596464501
kek

>>596464401
not a letter

>>596462580
kek

Gone With The Win

The annual North/South Football game is interrupted by cheerleaders that don't know nothing about birthing no babies, riots in Atlanta as niggers burn the town down, and a missing quarterback that just didn't give a damn.

The Blind Sid

A blind man named Sid tries his hand at American Football. It doesn't end well.

American History
>A boring documentary about America

A Ugs life

Movie about knock off uggs and how long they last. Technically a docu.

>>596459065
kek

>>596464164
>>596464166
id of Cuck

moot brings back ids so that the samefagging stops

>tfw movie had already been done
Okay, how about:
>Fat Five

Five tumblr landwhales unite to wreak havoc on the Internet.

>>596464778
>i of Cuck

Apple's take on what really happened.

The Raft

4 teen bitches are stuck on a raft together in the middle of the ocean,

>>596462580
not a letter

The Ask

A retarded man asks the same question to everyone in the movie.

To ill a mocking bird.

A dope rapper is just awesome.

Fat and the Furious

An angry neckbeard lost his tendies and now must go on a quest to earn more GBP