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2015-02-02 10:52:41 Post No. 596038032
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2015-02-02 10:52:41
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>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So /b/, why haven't you fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
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