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wat

I thought it was a dildo

I kek'd

>>595878305
I, too, thought it had to do with sex

Why the fuck would anyone want that?

>>595878037
The best use of teleport i've ever seen

>>595878037
moar!

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Kabelloser Duschspaß in der ganzen Wohnung
>wireless shower fun in the hole flat

>the hole flat
Kek'd

Is this....

Wireless water?

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>Wireless water

U jelly africa?

>>595878037

>wifi goes down
>cant shower

are you really this dumb OP? god

Who was water?

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>>595878571

>>595878037
WIE SOLL DAS FUNKTIONIEREN,WIE?

>>595878037
have fun when someone cracks your wifi password. I aint paying for all the jemals in my appartment to shower.

wtf is this shit op?

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>>595878889

>>595879772

Holy shit, a philips/torx/hex/flathead/wing bolt.

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>>595878037
is that a fucking wireles shower head?

>>595879772
why would you want so many options with a thumb screw?

>>595880589
thse things actually exist you know...

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>ITT : African.
White people use water instead of electric signal. Welcome to the XXI century.

>>595880727
He said he wanted it not that he wanted it to exist you fuck>>595880776

piece a shit. It's just a speaker and showerhead faggots

>>595881160
Nice, a PoE cable !

>>595881590
120v PoE, noice...

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>>595880643
nigga what the fuck are you doing

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>>595882701

>>595883087
how the fuck would that even work?

>>595878037
invents teleport
uses for shower

WTF is this thread?

>>595883420
you can put 2 tubes to that thing. or 2 nuts. it's some special shit that only has 1 usage in some industrial crap.

>>595883420
for something like a ventilator or so i quess XD

>>595880095

my grandpa built this but with a Harley Davidson minus the extra wheel back in the 40s when civilian car manufacturer was halted due to the war.

only way to travel to see his mom with the kids.

so basically, Vietnam today is what my grandpa had to build to get around.

>>595881160
what do you do with that

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>>595883709
Lol I dunno...

>>595883420
For simplified driving into the eyes of the jew.

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>>595884176
Watch the world burn.

>>595884211
that's just ridiculous

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>>595884109
That goddamn filename.

>>595884501
its an eye bolt that is socket compatible

nothing ridiculous about it

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>>595883420
I can actually understand a mechanical purpose for this one(possibly using a single torque source to rotate swo separate objects attached to the bolts) but

>>595880643
What the fuck man? I smoke too much weed to even tell if I'm being trolled anymore.

>>595884979

ok, you win.

when I was a kid this is what I pictured having in my room.

when I was in college I wish I had a loft bed.

now I wish I had a separate bed so I can sleep without the damn glow of her phone keeping me awake.

>>595883845
Actually my grandpa ended up doing a similar thing in the war but with a BMW motorcycle. It was so him and two of his buds could go around and surprise attack American emplacements during Normandy. Those dumb yanks didn't know what hit em.

>>595885372
>using gyroscopic power to balance and move itself

that's clever and i want that.
preferably dice-sized.

>>595880776
>Full-HD/Liter
oh my god, topkek

>>595879721
Wut is this?

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>>595885372
Just imagine the self-delivering pizza that travels to you like this...i a 2-ton box of death.

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>>595878037
TIME TO LOSE, OP.

>>595885760

sounds promising... kinda like a bogota hitman squad working for a drug king pin.

but I think yer granpa been hitting the schnapps.

I mean, those bmw were loud... so did he push the bike up to the road or just announce to the world come shoot me?

the one I like best is the vespa with a bazooka...

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>>595884354
That I like!

>>595887341
There is already something similar from china:
http://www.tmart.com/X6-Electric-Self-balancing-Unicycle-with-Bluetooth-Speaker-LED-Lights-US-Standard-Charger-Black_p309761.html

>>595887357
put your dick in, free circumcision

Heute schon geschissen Anons? Wie wars? Form, Farbe, Konsistenz?

>>595889300
lol

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>>595887357
What if I stick my dick in it?

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time to lose, fags,

>>595889403
>>595889300

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a gf

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>>595889300
put your hands in aaaand...rename yourself into edward. So somebody could make a porn story about you.

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>>595889403
yor little guy will be spun by blades RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

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>>595881160
Ah yes. The etherkiller. You hook this to one of those electric timers you see at Walgreens or CVS and you'll get the biggest packet collision you've ever seen.

>>595881160
what would happen?

>>595890203
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JgS-R7LbM

>>595889594
nah

>>595890203
it overloads any component it reaches, until all the traces are so burnt that current stops flowing to them.

>>595885372

thats pretty cool

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>>595889403
*starts outiing Patrick's limbs into that device*
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!
PATRICK PENISTAR!

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>lewis hamilton
>you know you want his life

>>595883840
> xD

Get the fuck out

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>Everyone loses

>>595890203
the internet would merge with the power grid

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Contriboot'n

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contribootin

>>595891938
Wind pulls yo brolly, also nicks yo cofee

>>595892197
goodbye legs!

>>595889300
you have to pay for the machine you fucking retard

>>595886882
Power to water adapter.

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this old faggot as your dad.

>bernie eccelstone
>billioniare
>master of bribes
>master of getting want he wants
>master of getting you what you want
>no laws stand in his way
>no laws stand in your way

>>595892480
Borrow?

>>595892196
why in the fuck would you want a brick of shitty ass beaner brick-packed reggie?

>>595892344
da fuck
dumbest product ever

>>595892480
Not if you steal it

>>595891050
A rich nigger is still a nigger at the end of the day

>>595892748
>this

>>595892748
yeah but he half white

you can play it off just right

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>>595880776

>>595878571
>wifi goes down
>2015
3rd world problems

>>595884211
this is gunna work

>>595892901
Half white is still a nigger, hell if you ain't white as the pure snow you're a nigger

>>595891862
/r/ing this contraption jumping the mega-ramp

>>595893124
one drop rule /b/rother. the greatest law to ever grace the americas

>>595884979
Lost

>>595892613
I lost

>>595886290
kek

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waiting for an autist to want this

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it's a cookie, pervert

>>595893408
no... that's a pastry-sex toy

>>595893408
Looks like boiled pig anus

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>>595893408
nookie*

>>595893554
>no tread on the tires?
are you fucking stupid, that shit would slide all over the fucking road

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>>595880450

>>595893690
>if you're a shit driver then yes.
>look up slick tyres u newfag

eternal hapiness

>>595891786
Now we know what the egytian pyramids were for eh.

>>595893835
I'll have you fucking know that i graduated top of my class from ITT tech in automotive studies, and i have over 300 confirmed car repairs on record.

>>595878037
German technology reigns supreme once again

>>595893835
Slicks on a road? Look up slick grip temperatures and how long they last

>>595880776
>>595892908
Can someone please explain this

>>595884979

Shit. Is this now an Ikea thread?

>>595880589
BOHRSENKGEWINDSCHNEIDESCHRAUBE!

>>595894100
USB to water port. Was meant to solve water problems in Africa but the dumb niggers don't even have computers. Its like they want us to do everything

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>>595878720
WLAN-Schlauch

>>595892613
lost
fucking love freckles

>>595892480
Lost hard

>>595894630
Finally fucking lost

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>>595880095
checkmate

>>595884354
that makes my hand feel like their burning just looking at it, ballsy

>>595894459
Bester Mann weiß nur wieder keiner.

>>595880589
That's gay and expensive.

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>>595894916

>>595884979
I so lost until I realized how the fuck would sex work on that , that thing would have to be reinforced like no other not to mention bigger I could see this going very badly some nights ha

>>595887357
top kek

>>595891786
is it supposed to hide you or keep bugs out?

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>>595889594
HAHAHAHA

>>595892064
this is useless as fuck

>>595878037
Lost

This thread is shit. Sage goes in all fields

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It doesn't do jack shit probably but I want it anyway.

>>595892135
my cat just meowed, confirmed she needs it, that would be amazing for my two rats though or something like it with glass ontop, imagine though how cats find places to die hidden away..... removing dead cat from this would be a bitch

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checkmate

>>595892704
Nigger detected!

>>595895518
Obviously it would be with a ten year old though.

>>595893520
You would know you sick freak

>>595894630
Holy fucking fuck
Do want!

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>>595896619
dude twelve at least.... you sick fuck

>>595896639
No need to insult, t'was a lonely night and I was kinda peckish so it made sense to cook something to fuck and eat after

>>595894387
HDMI to water
Learn reading, faggot

>>595897350
Same shit, dumb niggers don't have HDMI ports either

>>595897346
Your mom would be sickened anon

-_-

>>595892613
name?

>>595897512
I would have to agree with you but fuck her

>>595878834
lost

>>595897744
I would if i could

>>595896235
Would be cool. Even cooler if it works.

>>595898077
Go for it

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>>595892592
why is his dick hanging out?