>>595750154
Or you could just water normally and it will permeate.

>>595750154

>idea to provide for an endless supply of mosquitoes

>>595750937

Being this much of a pussy.

>>595750937
>you
>dumb
pick both

>>595750611
>iniciating a shell by stepping on it
no.

>>595750682
What the fuck am I looking at? Is that a finger?
So it's a little finger trap you can build to trick your buddies when you have ground-poking contests?

>>595751877

Foot.

Stomps down, breaks whatever, spikes get imbedded in leg and forced in from the sides of the little blocks.

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>>595752269
Regular punji stakes would work better. The VC used to smear shit on them to ensure horrific infections.

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>>595752941

I am aware.

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>>595753220

>>595752941
>VC

?

>>595750154
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>>595753319

underrated posts

>>595753319
Viet Cong, northern Vietnamese army in the Vietnam war

>>595750154
>Poke holes in garden hose
>Lay garden hose around plants
>?????
>Profit!!!

>>595753319

Viet Cong. From the Vietnam War. If you're an American, you should've been able to figure that out.

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>>595753315

>>595753659
wow you just invented irrigation

If you open a can half way stick your finger in and rip it back it will take the lid of smoothly

>>595753044
ive tried this on every vending machine ive used for the past 8 years and it has never worked once

Ever fill up your vehicle and not get a receipt?
Don't feel like going inside and getting in line with those scumbags?
Use the camera on your phone dumbass!

hungry and poor? Go to a hotel and go to any floor you want get some reading material on saod floor return downstairs and enjoy free breakfast and reading material

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>>595753800
A simple and clearly superior method.

>>595750154
>leeching plasticizers and other endocrine disruptors into the soil you're growing food from

Neat idea if it's just some houseplant tho

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>yw

>>595750963
chamomile doesn't make me sleepy at all. it interrupts my sleep at night and make me have bad nightmares. this flower is the devil

>>595754833
Cover your entire car for maximum da- effectiveness.

>>595754833

>bologna ruins the paint job faggot

>>595754833
2015 still using 3mb image.

>>595754833
top kek

>>595755004
^ what he said. i tried on my vehicle it cleared everything up. bologna is jesus

>>595755898
This is gay. Wrap latex glove in towel, apply lube, light some candles play soft music, pound that shit.

>>595753452
You can't rate posts here, get back to 9fag.

>>595753934
anything involving that coke machine code bullshit requires unlocking the menu so that the close door sensor isnt needed for 'admin' access.
source: i operate these machines

>>595753044
>>595756310
fun fact: there are over a dozen images of nude women in the ice on the front of this machine

>>595756026
need more hidden cam hacks

>>595756625
lol fuck off, that's some serious forever alone shit.

>>595753112
>all of FJ
Go an hero in a bucket

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>>595752024
don't be so racist-ism-ist

>>595754833
sorry for ruining this one for you /b/ro, but, about 12 years ago, back in high school, we had this shitty teacher that we hated, so we cut a slimy face into a piece of bologna, and stuck it to the inside of his car door (up against the metal).. it took a while, but eventually it corroded a circular smiley right through his door. the eyes and mouth were quite a lot thinner than they were in the bologna. so if you plan to do this, make sure to cut out wide holes for the design.

KyuguigyyfityffyufxtdudturtrdutudrtdurdutrtudryudrydurytfiiyfyifturydwysrdetyftkuvhjhvlihvliuyvougyotiucyrxuGuyuguftyxrrtdtdrtrd

>>595751603
Is that just yarn or...

>>595757241
dryudrydurytfiiyfyifturydwysrdetyftkuvhjhvlihvliuyvougyotiucyrxu indeed.

You are Wise, Anon.

>>595756625
keks.

That's the saddest fucking thing I've seen in a long while

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>>595756986
I believe it.

>>595750154
i bet ur so proud of that idea

and it's stupid

>>595751603
what type of rope is this?
is it metal wire??
need to know

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>>595750718
what about semen?

>>595757809
it's common string.

>>595756810
>>595757609
& you'll never guess where i found it.....
kek

Pls post the banana recipe thanks

>>595751113
>you
>clever
pick one

>>595757809
It's a wick, so cotton will work fine,
don't use anything plastic,
but hemp, cotton and wool should work fine.

>>595750682
They would cover those bamboo spokes with their own shit as to cause the enemy to potential get a life threatening illness/infection. Damn Viet Cong had some brutal ingenuity.

>>595751603

>how to make a beer glass guaranteed to split your lips open

>>595756128
this is even gayer

>>595757506
Ojifdwohiwgfphiwrgijpefgjblrgehugfebojrgwohqdepihipjytduutdiphwfdherpigheriphdbihprqihpfuckkphgjodfghidfghierhgipefhpighpifeghipfsghfipdhpidfoggfeihooheuguhefhghuigfuhsfghefghysfgygvhi.872(;(74/8((8);?()8:;?,7(;;,5734;;283;(274;(624(;826:(;762:;(84/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8U4Qn6iIIg#t=144

>>595758588
that's what the sanding paper is for afterwards, to make a nice smooth curve and remove the edge completely jackass

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>>595755898
This, as disclaimed would be as good as fucking jello, in which case, just buy some fucking premade jello.

>>595756128
read
>>595758609

>>595757506
NO U

>>595758705
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>>595757613
This makes a gas that explodes and can give you severe burns

>>595759146
no it doesnt
i made them with my daughter

>>595759110
Not true. I stand like that literally all the time.

>>595759110
neat logic except it doesn't work on anyone with a wide gait

>>595759307
what about skin?

>>595758786
this guy is an asshole

>>595757613
This kills the person.
BOOM!

>>595759567
soap and water and a brush.

>>595759567
Knife.

>>595759733
I was gonna suggest a cheese grater.

>>595759222
Liar.
As well as potential murderer.
Enjoy the fires of hell.

>>595759222
The trips tell the truth!

>>595760002
Faggot.

>>595760002
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>595758786
Thanks, I can use this to be a massive dick.

>>595760148
what are peoples success with this?

>>595760148
>this
bullshitted with a jimmy deans rep over the phone told her I didn't care for their bacon. 20 bones towards any JD's product in the mail. Call the Questions and comments 800 # for anything, they will give you free shit.

>>595760816
Nooice

>>595752825
And as an engineer that worked in a company that produces these, I am telling you that shit can't be used anymore. The current system uses a specific control card usually made in China or custom made in the factory and require a specific software to be used. You have to connect the control card to a laptop, usually by RS232 serial comm. Rarely it goes through MOXA controller which converts the signal from TCP/IP to serial 232 comm. Some high end ones will have wifi connectivity, and the password is usually the name of the company or the acronym of the company's full name.

>>595758888
checkd

>>595760494
I just see too many autists going rape crazy

>>595759307
this doesn't show how to remove permanent marker from PCBs.

>>595760993
This is assuming any of the municipalities or counties/parish whatever sprang on new equipment in 60 years.

>>595761367
10/10

>>595751603
Why do I feel that if I tried this, the glass bottle will shatter and cut me up like a can opener?

>>595762000
Nah, it would require the heat to be distributed further through the bottle to break. The end you're removing may shatter just because its less surface area, but most times no.

>>595761367
You actually will want to use the passenger seat belt buckle for this so you can keep yours on. Safety first!

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>>595762528
he's looking sooooo sad

>>595753319
Virtual currency

The money used in game on NBA and WWE 2K15

>>595762704
this is poor fag material
go drink bong water you nut jobs i'll just toke up somemore

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>>595762704

>drink the bong water

>>595758609
Hardly. Is called a fifi bag and its a prison thing. If you can't get the real thing why not use what works.
>it's gay to use something that takes a moment to do opposed to something that takes all night

Each time use have to do the whole process or you could just grab another glove. Simple things confuse you don't they?

>>595751603
Proven to be one of the worst ways to cut a bottle.

>>595763183
well his friend did just basically go "i don't trust you to return this so i want a picture of you with it!"

>>595751603
>VIA 9GAG.COM
Nigger

>>595763945

>Pizza

that's fucking pie you cunt

>>595764173
>proven

You forgot to put a link for said "proof" as well as your better method for the same action. I'm sure it was an oversight on your part....

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up to level 5 confirmed

>>595764526
I actually saw this in a improvised munitions and booby trap book I picked up at a gunshow. The book was older than the Internet I assure you. It showed how to make an improvised cone charge. You're the fag.

>>595756310
You care to tell us select few how to do that?

>>595765769
Ayy lmao, a fegtot who reads random books and thinks he is advanced calling other people faggots

>>595762528
> with your iPhone
i'd like to use this one but my phone is android

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>>595762704
>drink the bong water

>>595762704
This guide is bullshit

>>595766885
> implying you have time to do this shit.

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>>595755898

>>595750611
>nipple
Kek

>>595750154
instead of putting a bottle in the ground,,, you could also just normally water the fucking plants, are you autistic?

>>595765414

level 5 eh? ......

have had tor,.... looks like a bunch of nothing in there but random wanna bees and fed traps..........

but how does one " Acess " level 5 and further?

If I attept from my google server will it just be all like " I do not know wat u mean Dave " ...
or will it be like " You Should NOT have done that Dave " ?

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>>595767742

>>595757857
cum gets of whit a normal wash

>>595757613
For dingalings.

>>595768814
& ruiners of awesome shirts

>>595756625
dat third cell

>>595768916
bingo

>>595759567
go for a run and sweat on it. Don't know the smart version, but I do know it works

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>>595759567
Take a shower

>>595763945
I've tried this one and didn't notice a difference.

>>595767742
>seman ice cubes

J <°>-(

>>595759567

Hand santizer

>>595767742
actually, that's kind of hot. Need to try this with the bf.
He always talks about cumming on my food.

>>595753112
except that IP tracing doesn't work for shit

>>595753315
>/i/ wiki
Good night sweet prince ;_;

>>595753112

Thanks anon, this was actually really useful.

This gave me the idea to trace an unknown email that had been trying to facetime me recently. Apparently my ex girlfriend was trying to get in contact with me after i blocked her months ago. Top kek