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a new challenger appears

>>595683574
Tattoos look like fucking sharpie, all smudgy and shit.

Also those fucking spaghettios in his ears

The king of cringe:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate

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Simon has risen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL4c2quVrOw

>>595684736
This kid obviously has some kind of neurological disorder. So even though it is kind of cringeworthy, I feel bad for him.

>>595685516
He claims he only has "slight Schizophrenia and Aspergers" but there's definitely something more going on.

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>>595682658
Contribootin

Fresh OC

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Some very fresh OC. How about some stories of this guy?

>Very annoying
>Would watch my little pony on a big ass iPad during lunch period
>would legit listen to bullshit music like caramel dansen and do the dance thing in the hallway
>Huge seqeriority complex
>bragged about "intercepting data from everyone on the network"
>just did a ping sweep to see the 10 iphones on the guest wi-fi
>just walks around with a fake dos prompt on his ipad
>was blown away by me showing him what ping is (I'm serious)
>tries to join in me and my friends' conversations
>yes his specs he wrote on steam are bullshit
>calls inspect element and code.org programming
>bragged about how he was going to sell his game he made on Scratch on steam
>claims hes an indie developer
>constantly asks about Unity/Unreal engine
>calls audacity 'professional sound'
>calls scratch 'Indie Game Developement'
>calls photoshop 'graphic design'
>calls sketchup 'advanced 3d modelling'
>sees I bought a new tablet
>buys it literally the next day because I got it
>always talking about custom built computers and shit
>always recommends alienware and has a pre built
>he had to actually ask me about how to buy a fucking fan
>wears huge skullcandys everywhere
>always blasting skrillex
>almost worse friend of his alex starts a video game club in the high school that no one goes to
>whenever I meantion something tech related, even when im not even talking to him, he just goes 'Oh yeah I know about those'
>only for me to ask a question to show he doesnt know anything about it

God I hate this cunt

>>595684736
Cringey but I feel sorry for him as he's clearly afflicted with disorders he has little control over.

>>595686089
> SSD: 120 GB Samsung 7200 RPM

>>595686089
He's so gay it hurts

>>595683574
I can make out heart tattoos on his fucking hands. I wish there was a device where you could listen in on someones inner dialogue in order to understand just how fucked their minds are.

>>595686089
Some updates after discussing with friend:

All his game completiion is bullshit.
>11 hours on game, 60% completion
>unplayed games in top 5 achievments

>would claim how apple sucks all the time and complains about his iphone and ipad so much but BUYS THE NEW ONE EVERY YEAR

also >>595687135

>>595688046


That poor anime girl looks terrified.

>>595688046
i need to get a new haircut now..

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good thing about these is that they're fresh

>>595688537
How do people like this work? Honestly. Like, the not real comment. So he knows she isn't real, and doesn't care? Or thinks she is real, and actually imagines that she is there, with him?

I'm so confused. And disturbed.

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>>595689231

>>595684736
In his about section in his channel he says he has mild Schizophrenia and Asperger's. I guess that's what that combination will do to you. I like this guy though, he seems really nice.

>>595689202
>>595689231
>>595689263
Oh he's insane. I get it.

>>595686089
>minecraft meet smile meme
kekerd

>>595687873
contd

so all of his achievements are bullshit
All of the Pay Day 2 infamy achievements in 11 hours.
ok.
Friends and I are reporting so he gets banned for cheating.
here:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/christopher799

>>595688626
At this point it's just sad. This guy is pathetic, and I bet he realizes it. I wonder how often he contemplates suicide.

>>595682658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKrl7SA0Myo

>>595682658
what's cringe about a bestiality dream? it sounds wonderful and i would love to have a dream like that

>>595689819
are the achievments really hard to get or something?
i dont play payday 2

>>595690000
chek'd

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>>595689263
>You'd be completely under my control, my power, and I'd be making every decision for you but you'd enjoy it because I'm a decent person after all.

He doesn't want a girl friend. He wants a pet he can fuck.

>>595686089
Fuck he has some things in common with me, especially 3D modeling but I'm an architect major so I have no choice but to 3D model.

>calls photoshop 'graphic design'
Kek, nigga never at least heard of InDesign or Illustrator?
>calls sketchup 'advanced 3d modelling'
I use Sketchup a lot but it's a joke to call it advanced. He should have said Rhino or something.
>always recommends alienware and has a pre built
Alienware? For computer building? Are you fucking kidding me?
Pretty much everything you greentexted there makes him sound like a colossal faggot.

>>595690089
they take hundreds of hours to get besides having 11 hours of playtime

>>595690219
I have to talk to this asshole everyday because he always comes up to me in the hallway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7LUbvN5SQ

>>595690089
Remember prestige in CoD? He basically did that 5 times within the same minute to reach max level. He's level 53 yet has those achieves.

>>595688746
Who is that person that cooperates with him and takes those photos? If those are his parents they should send him to therapy. Something is clearly wrong with him.

>>595690000

Sheep-shagging is pretty cringey. Unless you're into such things. Then you're pretty cringey.

>>595689968
>>595689968
>>595689968
>>595689968
the shadow... you put in a lot of time for your faggotry anon.

>>595690588
tripods are a thing

>>595690141
>He wants a pet he can fuck.
is that really so wrong

>>595687135
this is the most cringey thing I have seen yet

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so hardcore

>>595688702
who hover-hands an anime girl?

>>595690446
Is there any way you can avoid him?

I've encountered quite a few annoying people at my uni, I end up taking alternative and unconventional routes across campus just to avoid these types. Sometimes if the situation is real desperate I pretend I have to run to a class somewhere or go to a bathroom and lock myself into a stall until they go away.

>>595690292
how is this cringe?

>>595691217

I bet he gets laid.

>>595691809
cause he has socks in his pants?

>>595688702
>2d hover hand

>>595691887
how do you know that?

>>595690534
Oh, yeah thats really cheaty

>>595691217
>loeser lol
>Yeeuup
is he fucking retarded?

>>595690000
DAAAAAAMMMN

>>595686089
moar stories pls

>>595686089
are you dutch?
I swear on the bottom of hes "specs" the thing says "playa dutch"

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Contents of my pockets
>pic related

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>>595689202
>>595689231
>>595689263
mio has changed his life.

>>595692750
pls give me your butterfly knife

>>595692750
>3 yoyo's
>2 pens
>fucking 5 memory sticks
>sd card
>weird ass knife thing(autistic af)
>zippo holder
>D&D dices
how big are your pockets exactly

>>595692322

He has his own interests, confident enough that he doesn't let a 2nd grade level insult get to him in the slightest. He's got a nice body and seems clean. These threads are filling up with people who deserve to be posted within.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3443ssVyg

>>595691775
no matter where I am he always seems to be there its ridiculous
>>595692479
They're all small stuff like that, Ill se if I can come up with more
>>595692537
Nope, america
I think it says 'clutch'

>>595693100
2 fountain pens to be precise.
Also my ink well in case they get low.

Cargo pants every day

>>595691217
not even cringa, he looks fresh af

>>595692750

This is just odd, not cringey. 3 Yo-Yo's and some calligraphy pens. Huh.

>>595693191
damn nigga you cray

>>595692750
>butterfly knife
Jelly.

>>595693191
whats on the memory sticks tho?

>>595693220

She stayed in the sauna way too long.

>>595693543
Different bootable operating systems on most of em

>>595693646
cool, also pretty jelly on that knife

>>595690484
Being a german and a /k/ommando
this video killed me

>>595693719

HOLY SHIT.

>>595693532
>>595693788
Got it on a trip to Cherokee, NC.
$10 for it.

>>595693070
this dude is awesome

>>595693177
Looks like you got a stalker problem.

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>>595690000
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKrl7SA0Myo
quads so that means real

>>595690000
snaps for that

Imagine how great it would feel to have a wet dream/lucid dream like that