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2015-01-29 14:46:29 Post No. 595346936
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2015-01-29 14:46:29
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Is time travel possible? Because you see, I have this fetish, and a theory to go alongside it.
I want to have sex with an Australopithecus
I can imagine it:
>I step out onto the African plains and spot a group of them. I casually stroll over - brandishing my erect penis as I do.
>The males notice my girth and scurry off into the trees out of terror.
>Then all the hairy ape bitches tear off my clothes, bend over, and offer their unwashed monkey cunts to me.
>I make my selection out of what's on offer, and lean in. Grabbing her by the thick hairs on her back, I thrust my cock deep inside, until she squeals like a chimpanzee.
>I look over into the trees, and notice the males fapping away, in awe of my display.
>After ten minutes the ape bitch is howling with pleasure, you could probably here it from miles around.
>Her moist vagina clamps down onto my cock as I launch gallons of cum into my ancestors' womb.
>Collapsing onto the ground I drag myself back to my time machine, my dream fulfilled.
>I think it must be possible because they've never found the missing link.
>I think I'm the missing link, guys.
