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HELLO I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW I MADE THIS CAKE TO YOU, B!!
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HELLO I AM GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW I MADE THIS CAKE TO YOU, B!! I DID MY VERY BEST AND IT TURNED OUT REALLY CUTE!
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>>593696506
THE FIRST STEP IS GATHERING YOUR SUPPLIES
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>>593696622
YOU WILL NEED A CAKE MIX BOX, ANY CHOCOLATE IS FINE
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>>593697057
FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS AND ADD EGGS, WATER, AND OIL, BUT ALSO ADD A QUARTER OF A CUP OF COCOA POWDER
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>>593696622
you have my curiosity, also nice dubs.
I'm really high so I'll see where this goes
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>>593697240
YOU WILL ALSO NEED PIE CHERRIES, COOL WHIP AND CHOCOLATE CHIPS OR CHOCOLATE BARS
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>>593697439
THANK YOU ANON I HOPE YOU ENJOY LEARNING ABOUT CAKE
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>>593697608
keep going i'm listening
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>>593697450
SO MIX UP THAT CAKE BATTER! I RECOMMEND WHISKING THE BAG MIX WITH THE COCOA BEFORE ADDING THE OIL EGG AND WATER
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>>593696506
i need more angry recipes in my life, carry on anon
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>>593697608
oh I think I will.
Have a bump with my favorite picture
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>>593697909
WHISK FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES, OR UNTIL THE CONSISTANCY IS UNIFORM. NO CLUMPS, MAKE SURE THE EGGS ARE REALLY MIXED IN TOO.
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You're fugly
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Trying to hard, the thread.
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>>593696506

I am entertained. Continue OP.
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>>593698000
PREHEAT YOUR OVEN TO 350 AND START PREPPING YOUR CIRCLE SHAPED CAKE PANS. YOU NEED TWO PANS, NOT ONE BIG ONE. GET IT TOGETHER.
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>>593698403
So wheres the pot at grrl?
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kill this thread, obvious samefag
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>>593698000
I LOVE THIS GIF I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE DAY TODAY ANON!
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>>593698548
thank you friend
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>>593698403
THE TWO CIRCLE PANS NEED TO BE COMPLETELY COATED IN VEGETABLE OIL. MAKE SURE TO GET THE EDGES!!
IF YOU HAVE PAM THAT WORKS WELL TOO, BUT I PERSONALLY DON'T ENJOY HUFFING.
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>>593698129
stop plese for all of us stop no one wants to give you there penis ur ugly leave.
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>>593698845
SO ANYWAY, NOW THAT THE PANS ARE ALL COATED IN OIL AND WHATNOT YOU'LL WANT TO POUR HALF OF THE BATTER INTO EACH PAN. TRY TO SMOOTH THE SURFACE! TAKE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR BAKING
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>>593699228
>>593698845
Grrl, where the drugs at!
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>>593699019
I AM SCREAMING AT THIS CAKE FOR YOU ANON
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>>593699384
ayo, eat the fucking cake already

put some of the whip cream on your nips
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>>593699572
whoa i labeled my shit wrong but i guess enjoy this trippy picture i posted by accident
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is tumblr down or something?

you're trying way too hard, btw
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>>593699706

kek
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>>593699572
take two
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>>593699228
PUT THE PANS IN THE OVEN AND SET THE TIMER FOR 34 MINUTES
MAKE SURE THAT THE CAKES ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL, SO THAT THEY BAKE EVENLY.
SOME OVENS HAVE DIFFERENT HEAT DISTRIBUTIONS AND IT CAN CAUSE SERIOUS OVER OR UNDERCOOKING
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>>593699924
why won't you respond ; _ ;
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>>593699924

you don't need to keep posting pics of yourself with the cake. you could have taken pics of the cake at each step.
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>>593696506
when does some guy come fuck that cake, and her?
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>>593696506

DUE TO THE LACK OF TITS, THIS IS NOW A JESUS THREAD.

CHECK THESE RIGHTEOUS DUBS, BRETHREN
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>>593698845
I made this for you
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>>593699715
I ENJOY BAKING CAKES AND 4CHAN
PLEASE TRY TO LEARN ABOUT HOW I MADE THIS CAKE. ONE DAY YOU COULD REALLY NEED TO BAKE A CAKE AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW.
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ID Heaven here

I have saged this thread as it is stale pasta. I encourage all other to sage shit threads as I have done.

Kind Regards
ID Heaven
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>>593700144
oooh jesus
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>>593700144
D: thx jesus you dubs prove that you are real!
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>>593700144
oh shit
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>>593700108

lmao you'd have to pay someone to fuck her
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>>593700144

yfw
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what I find really shocking is how you've posted all these pics and you haven't shown your potentially giant milkjugs yet. I mean jesus christ you have to be hiding some weapons grade Ds under that sweater
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>>593700062
SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY ANON? I DIDN'T SEE YOUR COMMENT. THANK YOU FOR BEING POLITE.
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>>593700224

you're trying really, really hard
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>>593699924
>put it in the oven
isn't that how you fix jews?
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>>593700378
SO WHILE THE CAKE IS BAKING YOU NEED TO GATHER THE DECORATIONS
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>>593700378
What drugs you got? Got pot? I can't drink because Gout.
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Can this stupid fucking cunt just eat the fucking cake and stop the fucking thread, jesus christ. We get it, you're a random femanon wooooo everyone give it up. Eat the cake or fuck the fuck off.
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>>593700436
MY EFFORTS PAID OFF TODAY, BECAUSE I HAVE A CAKE. ARE YOU JEALOUS?
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>>593697439
same
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>>593700315
I'm too high for Jesus to get in this now check'm
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>>593700593
dude shut up. she baked a fucking cake for us and is explaining how she made it. let her have her fun
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HEY OP! SINCE YOU LIKE ALL CAPS MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW US SOME DDS
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>>593696622
sixty-nine dub-dubs...nice
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>>593700593
THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY AND SHE IS REALLY COOL SO I'M GOING TO WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS HERE TO EAT THE CAKE WITH HER
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>>593696506
it looks like you ate the cakes that didn't come out looking too good right?
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what, the, fuck
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this is more cringe than the fucking beta/cringe thread up right now
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>>593701005

Oh, okay! Make sure she knows the secret passphrase like when the le narwhal bacons ?! XD XD
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>>593700965
THANK YOU ANON, THE UNIVERSE IS TELLING ME TO CONTINUE TO EXPLAIN BAKING TO YOU
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>>593700839
fuck man I meant these dubs
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ID Heaven here

I have saged this thread as it is a cancerous thread. I encourage all other to sage shit threads as I have done.

Kind Regards
ID Heaven
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>>593700641
Are you gonna eat it now or what...?
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>>593701005
post pics of lesbian sex with ur friend
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>>593700839
OP your instructions were terrble and you do not have any tits to show. nope. I dont like it.
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>>593700468
Yes.
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>>593701062
I ACTUALLY HAD SOME CHINESE FOOD TODAY AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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>>593701200

... I missed you fgt.

Saging the cancer.
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>>593696506
So we seeing some tits? Or are you leaving?
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>>593701187
>>593701005
>>593701415
Why still response? You Washington?
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>>593696506
Fuck off.
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>>593701187
I wanna put my dick in ur cake and watch you take a slice out
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>>593698000
it's only 8000 lol
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>>593701418
YOU WILL NEED COOL WHIP. THAT'S RIGHT, COOL WHIP.
SPOON IT INTO A BAG WITH A SPOON AND THEN CUT A TIP OFF ONE OF THE CORNERS. BASICALLY MAKE A FROSTING BAG.
ALSO GET YOUR PIE CHERRIES OUT.
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If you're ever thinking your life is sad, just imagine this lonely girl taking 50 pictures of herself with a cake and you'll feel better about yourself.
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>>593701830
I HAVE A VERY BORING LIFE BUT AT LEAST I CAN BAKE.
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>>593701345
I'm not OP
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>>593701823
op you should get in the oven you are impure and fugly. rid the world of your inferior genes
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>>593702006
I have a potatoe cousin that can bake, big deal.
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>>593702006
Nigga unless you bakin this or those plapjack tits I don't care.
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>>593702013
TAKE THE CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN! CUT THE HORIZONTAL EDGES OFF, MAYBE AN INCH. TAKE THE EDGES AND MAKE A FENCE OF CAKE ON TOP OF THE FIRST LAYER
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>>593702409
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POUR A SHOT OF RUM ON THE FIRST LAYER OF THE CAKE.
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>>593702661
HEY ANON YOUR REACTION IMAGES ARE GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD
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>>593702006
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>>593702426
WHAT DO I DO IF I WANT TO GET BAKED FROM THIS BAKED GOOD?
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:/ This is the type of girl I would like to meet and marry.
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>>593702861
not op but these
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this cake looks so fucking good

i'm gonna make cake now
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>>593702861
IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 21 IN COLORADO OR WASHINGTON, REPLACE THE VEGETABLE OIL IN THE CAKE WITH CANNAOIL OR CANNABUTTER.
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>>593703044
DUDE I'M SO PUMPED FOR YOU I HOPE YOU MAKE AN AWESOME CAKE!!!
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>no images of the cakemaking process
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>>593696506
Honey, please stop buying meth from taylor
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Go on, fatty. Eat the cake.
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>>593702927
THANKS ANON I'M SINGLE AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE FACT I'M TEACHING 4CHAN HOW TO MAKE CAKE
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ID Heaven here

I have saged this thread as it is a cancerous thread. I encourage all other to sage shit threads as I have done.

Kind Regards
ID Heaven
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>>593702809
thanks, friend
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>>593703313
THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY. IT IS A BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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i don't get it though.
your baking a cake from a box..........
can't you ingredients yourself?
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>>593703344
nice double dubs. I unsage
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>>593703066
THANK YOU BAISED CAKE GOD
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>>593703486
You should slap a tit in the cake
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I hope at the end she smashes her face in it, fuck that would be funny
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>>593703401
YOU'RE WELCOME COOL 4CHAN DUDE!!
BY THE WAY, PUT THE TOP LATER OF THE CAKE ON THE CHERRIES.
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is the cake moist?
or is it just covered the fuck up in cream and shit.
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>>593703732
THIS IS A BIRTHDAY CAKE AND I TREASURE MY FRIEND DEARLY AND WILL NOT DESTROY THIS PRECIOUS OBJECT.
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>>593703754
Slap your tits on the cake
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Ur gross, pls leave.
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>>593703812
TAKE YOUR COOL WHIP PASTRY BAG AND COVER UP THE CHERRY LAYER OF THE CAKE
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>>593703754
slap your tits on the cake
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Where are the tits?
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>>593696506
CAKE FARTS!
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it's schwarzwälder kirschtorte otherwise known as Black Forest cherry cake. also op is trying too hard to be funny. this thread is shit.
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>>593703316
>a girl flirting on 4chan
>on /b/

what am I seeing?
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>>593704067
I'M GOING TO LEAVE AS SOON AS I FINISH EXPLAINING HOW THE CAKE WAS MADE. I MAY MAKE ANOTHER THREAD TONIGHT THOUGH.
PIPE A BUNCH OF COOL WHIP ON THE TOP OF THE CAKE.
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