I only ever go on tumblr because it's the most convenient way of viewing porn on android.

A girl once played around with my phone and was like "oh, cool, you on tumblr" and a few seconds later she got really quiet. I checked later and apparently she was greeted by a gif of a puke and cum covered asian being furiously facefucked.

Good times.

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will bump with what i can find on google images

Can't contribute because I'm on my phone, but bump.

We should genocide everyone we don't like.

/b/, If you find a way to gather all these feminazis in a single place, I will kill them-. I swear, remember my post number, I'll write it out with their bodies

Bumb

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>>593693556

>>593694139
Cleanse the Earth with the fires of Man's fury, brother.

>>593695501
I'd wear her father's face while I savagely raped her cunt into shredded beef.

>>593696034
Yeah, like a floral tarp. Fucking die.

I don't have a screenshot but one time a tumblrite told me I couldn't be Jewish because my ancestry is from France

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/
http://smegmakin.tumblr.com/
http://theultimatesjw.tumblr.com/

Basically http://www.tumblr.com

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WAZAA

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>>593696371

>>593697132
Ludaluna is a troll though.

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>>593697613

>>593691261
Thre's a subreddit for this. It's /r/tumblrinaction. It's not super big so the neckbeards haven't turned it into shit.

>>593697169
"I have mental issues. I'm a special snowflake. I don't like to talk about it. Did I mention I have mental issues? Because i have mental issues."

>>593693556
fucking kek dude, I remember trying to sneak in the girl's dressing room as a kid. Not changing my fucking sex just so I can see tits.

reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction
sort by highest rated

>>593699094
God damn. I liked Sherlock until the feminist took over its fanbase.

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what is a transfat?? i thought that was in junkfood

>>593694139
>I swear, remember my post number, I'll write it out with their bodies
noted.

>>593700177

holy shit this thread is so fucking full of newfags its ridiculous. cant you spot a fucking troll? half these posts are by fucking trolls you dumb shits

>>593700177
Apparently its a skinny person who thinks they are (and aspire to be) a fucking landwhale

Tumblr: skullfucking logic since 2007

Holy fuck. So this is what /b/ would be like if we were all sexually fustrated women between the ages of 16-25

>>593698709
the goggles they do nothing

>>593698709
i closed my eyes but its not helping

>>593701689
only solution now is bleach

>>593701171
Underrated post

>>593697613
>suffer from autism
Yep

>>593699094
>sandnigger

>>593700564
>transfag detected

I like the fat acceptance posts because they're so stupid I have no choice but to giggle. If someone exercises they won't be a plus size. I'm chubby but I exercise so I'm no where near a plus size. And if you don't eat all the time you don't become plus sized. Fat people logic is funny.

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Laugh you lose

>>593691261
the jail i was in i was friends with white and black people i did not feel threatened this girl is retarded.

>>593692914
haha stupid whore

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>>593704331

lost

>>593703829
A thousand times this. Burn more calories than you consume = weight loss.

I lost 20 pounds by developing bronchitis and being too poor to eat.

>What's your excuse, /b/?

>>593704331
lost

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>>593705237
>bronchitis

>>593705237
I lost 20 by changing my diet. But I go by pants sizes now because I started weight training so its showing me not losing much weight as my pants keep falling off my ass.

>>593705237
pretty much, people don't understand energy in requries energy out.

>>593691261
Is tumblr 4chan for girls? I have to believe the majority of this shit is master level trolling otherwise I might need to melon baller my eyes

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>>593707082
But they really believe it.

>>593704936
That's because you weight 320 pounds and look ugly as hell.

>>593707082
you nailed it.

>>593693556
>lizard

>>593693556
>I'M A WOMAN. A lizard at that.
>lizard
I need a toaster. I can't live in the same world as that.

>>593699094
>I HATE
>Nice guys; Douche Bags
So uh. wat.

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The sad part is that I'm pretty sure most of this shit started as jokes when the internet was in its infancy.

And people somehow ended up believing them.

And lo and behold, the first generation to grow up with full access to the internet is the one preaching all the old jokes as serious issues.

>>593707082

I sometimes think that the utter ridiculous nature of what I read from tumblr is somewhat analogous to jokes about Nazis and racism on 4chan.

4chan for girls is a good way to put it I think.

>>593708325
It is her way of saying she hates men without saying "I HATE MEN"

>>593697169
>I only eat nuts
>I'm plus size
Fucking. How

>>593697169
How does this happen?

>>593700564
This
So many people falling for obvious bait

>>593708767
Deep fried in Big Macs, of course.

>>593708767
If you eat a thousand of anything a day you'll be fat. Some one once told me they didn't realize how they were fat because all they ate was fruit. Well if you eat 5 oranges and 3 bananas with half a watermelon and a fucking grapefruit for your breakfast alone and then sit on your ass all day chomping oranges constantly until you make it through an entire box, you'll be fat

>>593708151
That person HAS to be trolling.

>>593708373
This. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to speak to or understand kids in a few years because everything will offend them and the only subject of discussion will be what kind of rodent they think they are

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>>593697613

>>593709661
Still. You'd need a lot of nuts for this to happen. Im impressed

http://www.empoweringwomennow.com/videos/3-fearless-girls-queen-latifah/

Good luck mateys.

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>>593709859
that..
that eye.
what

>>593709859
Who is this?

>>593709802
I know right?

Who wouldn't want to live with a humanoid female lizard?

>>593708721
tripping old women is A LOT more fun than eating fucking oranges

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>>593697883

>>593710180
Jesse Kay

>>593710180
http://godtechturninheads.tumblr.com/tagged/asks

>>593697169
"In south african"
Does that bitch mean afrikaans?

>>593691956

kek

>>593697883

>Not having sex is rape

Well that's the end of the internet.

>>593708721
Play punk music XD

>>593708373
That image relates to this site even harder than tumblr tbh. So many people here that say faggot and nigger and what not, that have no idea talking like that was just people being abrasive and pretending the place was like this. Hell, all of /pol/ fell for it.

And we're not even touching on many of the boards here and the "I was only pretending to be retarded" thing that went miles above their heads years ago.

>>593708721
Im allergic to oranges what do

>>593699094
Damn i was actually liking this chick until she started spewing the feminist shit. What i dont get is the hate against men. I mean these people wouldnt even be on this planet if their dad shoot his cum into some lady's vagina.

>>593709859
The eye of sauron

>>593709859
Would fuck her so hard she would blow up

>>593712306
>shoot his cum
fuck i ment to have "didnt" in there. oh well

>>593712712
AHAHAHA IT'S A DUDE
http://godtechturninheads.tumblr.com/tagged/asks

>>593712192
Yup. But to be fair that time period of like 04 to 06 (maybe halfway even) was fucking brief. You could follow the decline pretty clearly near the start of 06 and on. But at least the assholes were funny/creative assholes. Coupled with the fact many of us were more easily amused back then.

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>>593712712
shit nigger, you dun goofed

>>593712903
It's a girl but claims gender fluidity. Whatever that means. Still attractive

>>593713188
Idiot

>>593712903
Idgaf would make HIS asshole have the circumference of a fucking solar system

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counteracting with tits

>>593713437
This>>593713639

>>593713967
AND
DONE
A
HITLER

>>593697993

Plz be troll.

>>593713967
There is no way in the holy hell this cannot be satire.

>>593713967
>Wong
10/10 almost shat my pants

>>593713188
Okay, that one induced some "release the beast" level rage, right there.

I would rape her until Stockholm Syndrome kicked in.

>>593712903
It's a gender fluid girl as a guy lol

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I'm not sure if this woman is telling the truth. If she is then I feel so sorry for her next child.

>>593714863
Mm. This is stupid.

Institutional sexism and economic class are inversely proportional. Upper class women are like fucking 1000x less likely to be abused by a partner than a lower class woman.

>>593695501
Nigga what

>>593715002
valid point

>>593715002

Her overall point is valid, though her use of made up bullshit statistics renders it kind of moot.

>>593712970
It kinda felt like a game, didn't it?
The creativity, post rates, oh well

Who would have guessed.
It makes me wonder, perhaps tomorrow movements will be born around a meaningless empty .jpg joke

>>593693526
Yeah I know right

>>593693556
If my kid i would kill

Captcha
Dindu

>>593697169
What. The. Fuck.

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>>593695501
pro extinction?

>>593715002
Her point is actaully fair.

>>593695501
this shit can't be real.

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bumping for more

>>593704331
I lost and it was worth it

>>593693556
That's it.

My kid is getting a completely locked out cell phone and a laptop that is only allowed to go online for a few minutes a day.

If they want to use the internet they'll have to go to the public library or use the internet at their high school....

I'm also going to send them to school in the ghetto so if they try to pull any of this gender-confusion bullshit some thugs will just beat the crap out of them. Then, I can remind them that I'm perfectly willing to teach them how to box so they can build self esteem instead of having them need everyone else to treat them like a little fucking snowflake so their self esteem isn't challenged.

God
Fucking
Dammit

>>593717487
How...

>>593691956
gj

>>593694139
DashCon 2015, you can join the suicidal Egyptian guy in the other thread

>>593699819
Is that jaundice?

Did her body shut down her liver?

>>593714460
Fucking kill this slut already

Btw, can he be punished even if he didn't rape her? Is there a way for her to win that even if it didn't happen?

>>593710614
this

>>593708325
The "I'm a nice guy" types who believe girls only like douchebags.

>>593717767

Any girl who wouldn't laugh at this should get tossed the fuck overboard and left to drown.