[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
I have one of these for every boss >/b/playsdarksouls.jpg
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 74
File: image.jpg (103 KB, 500x499) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
103 KB, 500x499
I have one of these for every boss
>/b/playsdarksouls.jpg
I bet you fags won't even make it to Orienstein &nSmough
>>
File: image.jpg (47 KB, 300x482) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
47 KB, 300x482
>>593135703
Lmao I killed my own monster next boss
>>
ded
>>
>>593135703
>instakill

Rolling for 6.
>>
Cmon drake sword
>>
File: image.jpg (39 KB, 314x333) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
39 KB, 314x333
Ez mood
>>
>>593135794

Taurus Demon is mine.
>>
>>593136014
Fuck, just remembered you wouldn't have it at this point yet. Let's go uchigatana
>>
File: image.jpg (308 KB, 900x927) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
308 KB, 900x927
>>593135794
What you are seeing now is 6
>>
shiiitt
>>
>>593136244
Roroll
>>
Fuck off
>>
>>593136288
>>593136244
two in a row bitches
>>
>>593136200
>>593136244
>>593136288

God damn, three dubs in a row should get us something
>>
File: image.jpg (86 KB, 737x960) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
86 KB, 737x960
>>593136200
>>593136244
Holy dubs in a row
>>
>>593136386
>>593135794

Also, suck a dick Taurus demon. Next boss
>>
File: image.jpg (46 KB, 300x334) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
46 KB, 300x334
>>593136386
Nice kill next b0ss
Good luck hah
>>
do a roll
>>
>>593135703
>new to dark souls
>try to kill Asylum Demon
>keep trying for an hour
>quit Dark Souls for the day
>pissed at the world
>>
File: 7688_16bc.jpg (61 KB, 616x616) Image search: [Google]
7688_16bc.jpg
61 KB, 616x616
Shhheeiiittt
>>
File: image.jpg (46 KB, 476x344) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
46 KB, 476x344
>>593136614
trips are easy
>>
>>593136742
did you even run through the door to the left?
>>
999
>>
I got this niggas
>>
>>593136614
rollin
>>
give me that axe!
>>
111
>>
File: image.jpg (175 KB, 1600x900) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
175 KB, 1600x900
Everyone post giant dad so this will become easier
>>
File: 1415324632682.jpg (41 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
1415324632682.jpg
41 KB, 640x640
>>593136924
i found out the next day....
>>
>>593136614

Roll
>>
>>593137119
so close!
222
>>
>>593137223
>dat close miss
>>
File: image.jpg (11 KB, 250x161) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
11 KB, 250x161
>>593137119
>>593137223
Rip in pepperoni
>>
File: mfwbanana.png (126 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
mfwbanana.png
126 KB, 640x480
Your hero has come
>>
333?
>>
File: avatar_696b9d293bf8_128.png (29 KB, 128x128) Image search: [Google]
avatar_696b9d293bf8_128.png
29 KB, 128x128
>>593137134
My time has come
>>
>>593137333
Victory!
>>
File: 1416943789994.png (140 KB, 300x318) Image search: [Google]
1416943789994.png
140 KB, 300x318
>>593137380
>>
File: dark3.gif (2 MB, 275x244) Image search: [Google]
dark3.gif
2 MB, 275x244
>>593137421
>>
File: image.jpg (59 KB, 300x400) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
59 KB, 300x400
>>593137333
>>593137349
Yes
Next boss
>>
>>593137492
>>
>>593136614
I am the Jesus woman
>>
>>593137333

nice get!
>>
File: tumblr_n6tcjkfuy11ru84ozo1_500.jpg (133 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n6tcjkfuy11ru84ozo1_500.jpg
133 KB, 500x500
>>593137527
>>
>>593137501
go for that drop attack
>>
In the name of Light
>>
>>593137527
Almost done
>>
>>593137601
miss! bitten by dog
>>
>>593137501

roll to kill the demon dogs
>>
>>593137575
>>
>>593137501
Enter the boss room, roll under the first strike, quickly dispatch hounds... And drop attack #1!
>>
Rollierino
>>
lets try some spells!
>>
File: image.jpg (8 KB, 124x125) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
8 KB, 124x125
here we go
>>
>>593135794
Why didn't we skip the taurus demon with the master key?
>>
File: tumblr_n9i8ty87im1tan517o2_400.gif (996 KB, 400x225) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n9i8ty87im1tan517o2_400.gif
996 KB, 400x225
>>593137575
With the force of 10,000 Chaos two-handers I wish you all luck.

Pit gud or die trying, and don't forget to praise the motherfucking sun!
>>
>>593137501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
>>
File: 1419307808442s.jpg (2 KB, 125x120) Image search: [Google]
1419307808442s.jpg
2 KB, 125x120
>>593137806
nope
>>
>>593137826
because master key is for noob faggots
>>
>>593137501
roll
>>
>>593137826
Wait.. You can do this?
>>
File: image.jpg (5 KB, 117x125) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
5 KB, 117x125
>>593137806
>>
>>593137866
aww shit
>>
>>593137866
The Legend has taken a strike at the Capra Demon for us!
>>
File: PRAISE THE SUN.jpg (564 KB, 1920x2560) Image search: [Google]
PRAISE THE SUN.jpg
564 KB, 1920x2560
>>
File: 1416076194614.jpg (8 KB, 223x250) Image search: [Google]
1416076194614.jpg
8 KB, 223x250
>>
>>593136614
no problem
>>
>>593137866
that's one
>>
File: image.jpg (5 KB, 124x93) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
5 KB, 124x93
>>593137806
>>593137940
>>
>>593138022

C-C-C-COMBO!
>>
File: havelwip.gif (645 KB, 320x239) Image search: [Google]
havelwip.gif
645 KB, 320x239
Sorry I'm late! [2h R1-spams evil dog things to death]
>>
gat
>>
>>593138022
that's 2
>>
czech am
>>
File: image.jpg (4 KB, 125x77) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
4 KB, 125x77
>>593138079
>>
>>593138022
thats two!
>>
>>593137501
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
>>
looky looky
>>
File: image.jpg (4 KB, 125x125) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
4 KB, 125x125
>>593138210
Get
>>
Rolling around at the speed of sound
>>
dabbles
>git
>>
DIE YOU SONOVABITCH!!
>>
File: black rain frog.jpg (115 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
black rain frog.jpg
115 KB, 1024x768
>>
File: 1421463116532.jpg (51 KB, 400x580) Image search: [Google]
1421463116532.jpg
51 KB, 400x580
>>
Nigger
>>
>>593137742
Roll under attack, hit with my Falchion!
>>
Holy fuck balls, this is twitch plays pokemon but much less autistic.
>>
File: Praise the sun, onii chan!.jpg (97 KB, 793x793) Image search: [Google]
Praise the sun, onii chan!.jpg
97 KB, 793x793
nothing's impossible when you praise the sun, onii-sempai!
>>
they see me rollin
>>
Git....gud B)
>>
>>593138493
>less
are you sure?
>>
File: image.jpg (105 KB, 720x711) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
105 KB, 720x711
All we need is one more set
>>
8=======D
>>
Dex builds FTW
>>
>>593136742
>return the game
>you are garbage
>play viva pinata
>>
>>593138505
PRAISE
>>
k
>>
>>593135703

op is ded
>>
File: 1421290665606.jpg (78 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]
1421290665606.jpg
78 KB, 600x450
>>
>>593138626
( . )( . )
>>
>>593137501
Quads to crush Capra and Vagina Dragon?
>>
smoke weed erry day
>>
>>593138778
Kek
>>
die already
>>
>>593138778
So fucking close to trips
>>
>>593137501
>ninja rolling havel
>>
reroll
>>
>>593138877
almost
>>
>>593138877
\ [T] /
>>
>>593137501
black night greatsword
>>
Naked Samurai;
Armor; Poise
Weapon; Raw Daikatana
>>
>>593138877
No Havel armor yet, but good enough.
>>
>>593137925
>Elevator down to Old Londo
>Turn right, key to valley of the drakes
>Cross bridge, run left until an elevator, go up
>Run through tunnel, grab grass-crest shield
>Up up up we go to Dark Root
>Keep left, run into temple straight past titanite demon
>Brofist Andre of Astora
>Optionally say hi to Sigmeyer
>Grab FK soul, unlock elevator back to firelink
>Fight gargoyles
Congrats, you just skipped undead burgh and all but the very end of undead parish. Also, there's no hellkite drake on the bridge, because you didn't piss him off earlier. have fun.
>>
Our weapon broke
>>
>>593138966
OVERKILL
>>
>>593138877
boom 3
>>
>>593138877
Yes!
>>
File: image.jpg (63 KB, 300x418) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
63 KB, 300x418
>>593138877
/win
Next boss
U BETR GIT GUD B4 EVN ROLLING
>>
>>593138877
>>593138966
>>593138977

Capra Demon dead
>>
>>593138966
>>593138977
Winrar
>>
>>593139044
>spear
>>
PARRY!
>>
69 git
>>
>>593139044

Rollin'
>>
>>593138966
>>593138977
>>593139011
>>593139022
>>593139044
what the fuck just happened
>>
>>593139044
>fire glove
>backroll
>>
>>593139044
Naked backstabs ftw
>>
>>593138604
No... No I'm not.
>>
File: praise the sun!.jpg (995 KB, 1036x1447) Image search: [Google]
praise the sun!.jpg
995 KB, 1036x1447
>>593139044
If only -I- could be so GROSSLY incandescent.

\ [T] /
>>
>>593139044

>mfw I can't stop the rock
>>
>>593139044
>>
File: git gud faget.jpg (17 KB, 350x260) Image search: [Google]
git gud faget.jpg
17 KB, 350x260
>>593135703
welcome to the blight bog, how tough are ya'?
>>
>>593139044
get noscoped
>>
demon roll get
>>
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>593139011
Thx m8
>>
>>593139044
burn it with pyros
>>
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>593139044
Before the tarus demon every time
>>
rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrolldroprollrollrollrollrollrollrollrolldrop
>>
>>593139044
>it doesnt matter what your name is
>>
I choose you numero 3
>>
>>593139044
bang
>>
>>593135794

∆ ∆
>>
File: 1417320069209.jpg (37 KB, 454x340) Image search: [Google]
1417320069209.jpg
37 KB, 454x340
69 Get
>>
>>593139369
Pro skills
>>
>>593139369
winrar next b0ss
>>
>>593139369
>winrar
>>
File: 1409281138464.jpg (62 KB, 324x557) Image search: [Google]
1409281138464.jpg
62 KB, 324x557
>>593139044
Rollin'
>>
>>593139228
The sun happened. \ [T] /
>>
>>593138649
Hey, Hey now. Viva Pinata is a wonderful game. It's on the tier riiight below dark souls.
>>
>>593139044
>havel
>a boss
>>
>>593139369
yeeeee nigga
>>
>>593139369
Winrar
>>
I attack the demon with my penis, thoroughly shaming him with the size of my girth. I guess 3 centimeters is much better than his measly 2 cm
>>
>>593139369
winrar
>>
File: image.jpg (44 KB, 300x398) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
44 KB, 300x398
>>593139369
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE QUICKEST SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN /b/ WELL BE TO GWYN IN NO TIME
>>
>>593139456
i'm legit stuck by this guy
>>
>2015
>still killing Taurus demon
>not using speedrun strats
>casul as fuck
>>
>>593139405

∆∆
>>
>>593139556
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>
Let me save the pyromancer first
>>
>>593139556
badong
>>
>>593139556
kill
>>
>>593139556
Praise the Sun
>>
>>593139556
eat my dick, sewer vagina
>>
vfsdvsdfsadfsf
>>
holy fuckballs 22
>>
>>593139556
Summoning golden boy for this one
>>
>>593139556
Roll
>>
>>593139044
Nigga I kill Havel before I kill the taurus demon. Fun as fuck fighting him knowing one hit will kill you
>>
>>593139556
roll
>>
>>593139607

∆ ∆
>>
File: 1323259745777.jpg (47 KB, 400x304) Image search: [Google]
1323259745777.jpg
47 KB, 400x304
What covenant is everyone? PATH OF THE DRAGON REPRESENT NIGGA

LETS ALL HAVE US SOME JOLLY GOOD PUGILISM IN OUR QUEST FOR PHYSICAL PERFECTION

SunBros can come too.

\ [T] /
>>
>>593139558
the sun is disappoint
>>
>>593139556
i got dis
>>
>>593136614
Lightning Shotel kickflip
#swagkick
>>
>>593139556
Rollin
>>
>>593139556
Come at me Vagina dragon
>>
>>593139556
>easiest boss
>jolly cooperation
>>
i did this fight naked
>>
>vagina dragoon ded
>>
dfg
>>
>>593139666
666 Wins too?
>>
effdfwfdf
>>
File: 1405213055819.jpg (55 KB, 1000x878) Image search: [Google]
1405213055819.jpg
55 KB, 1000x878
>>593139556
Rollin'

>>593139661
Here's your golden boy
>>
>>593139369
Confirmed for Peeve "The Parry-King" Peeverson
>>
>>593139556
>shit monster
>>
File: 1420896935131 (09-59).jpg (172 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
1420896935131 (09-59).jpg
172 KB, 1000x1000
fuck this dragon
>>
>>593139556
Man, fuck this bitch ass nigga. We should just skip the depths
>>
>>593139556
FOR THE GODS!
>>
beanpole
>>
>>593139688

∆∆
>>
>>593139666
damn, what a waste
>>
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>593139556
Havel isn't that hard, it's mostly all about dodging.

Same for OPEN HEART SURGERY DRAGON, unless you thought bringing Solaire and Lautrec was a good idea.

SPOILER: Lautrec a shit
>>
>>593139823
for the lords
>>
File: 1419724637954.jpg (73 KB, 575x575) Image search: [Google]
1419724637954.jpg
73 KB, 575x575
qwerty
>>
File: image.jpg (59 KB, 300x395) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
59 KB, 300x395
>>593139666
In the name if the father,son,and holy spirit
A
M
E
N
(That counts as win btw)
>>
>>593139683
Forest protector here.
Keep the wildlife of the forest safe, as well as Artorias' grave safe
>>
>>593139688
i'm naked samurai
started deprived, build on dex and end
>>
punch the nose
>>
>>593139823
You suck at this.
>>
>>593139837

∆∆
>>
File: 1420248775787.png (107 KB, 444x444) Image search: [Google]
1420248775787.png
107 KB, 444x444
>>
LEEEEEROOY
>>
File: 1420896873408 (09-59).png (300 KB, 737x800) Image search: [Google]
1420896873408 (09-59).png
300 KB, 737x800
>>593139812
re
>>
>>593139556
poopy poopy vagina
>>
File: 1420858624975.gif (1 MB, 260x195) Image search: [Google]
1420858624975.gif
1 MB, 260x195
>>593139556
oops
>>
>>593139558

he's super easy

roll to dodge attack
end up behind

rape him in the aunus
>>
>>593139556

>Fuck this thing
>>
>>593139922
Intense.
>>
>>593139666
Im glad Satan is on my side tonight
>>
gettin those dubs nigga
>>
>>593139922
rek
nest bass
>>
GET NOSCOPED
>>
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
File: chest.jpg (5 KB, 247x204) Image search: [Google]
chest.jpg
5 KB, 247x204
Amazing Chest Ahead
>>
>>593139885
>i use this as an excuse to be a shitter among the forest

Nahhh, I'm just playin'. Only covenant that is a shit is way of white and maybe actual Darkwraiths.

Oh, and fuck Kelogg's.
>>
>>593139880
Don't forget to ring the bell after.
>>
Raoule
>>
File: 1420895338751 (09-59).jpg (390 KB, 808x1038) Image search: [Google]
1420895338751 (09-59).jpg
390 KB, 808x1038
>>593139949
roll
>>
>>593139967
still takes me like 40-60 hits to kill
>>
>>593138979
>new game++
>>
Fuck these dubs
>>
>>593139922
ftw
>>
File: Pierogi_frying.jpg (234 KB, 1600x1067) Image search: [Google]
Pierogi_frying.jpg
234 KB, 1600x1067
>>593139880
Porgies smite you harlot!
>>
Fuck this Bitch in her spider cunt
>>
>>593139880
>>593140025
Here dick lick
>>
>>593139862
Pfft, dodging. Parry that glorious god-among-men.
>>
>>593140145
Women ahead so problem ahead
>>
>>593139994

∆∆
how the fuck do i fix that first rectabgle
>>
>>593140221
FUCKDAMN
could you not have spellcheckd?
>>
>>593139812
>>593139949

dude
Flame Princess is so hot!
>>
>>593139880
Got the butcher bitch to tank for me.
>>
>>593139880
>id fuck mildred
>>
>>593139922
AND THIS ONE WILL KILL THE NEXT BOSS
>>
>>593140279
Delete win32 B)
>>
>>593139880
>id fuck quelaag
>>
File: 1420652195292 (17-55).png (560 KB, 1000x758) Image search: [Google]
1420652195292 (17-55).png
560 KB, 1000x758
>>593140168
>>593139949
>dubs
>>
>>593139880
Queerlag too stronk
>>
I'd tittyfuck Quelaag
>>
Now is no time to be reading messages
>>
>>593140307

∆∆
>>
Here we go
>>
>>593139880
>id fuck mildred and quelaag
>>
Dubs or nothin
>>
eat a dick!
>>
>>593139880
>id fuck the four kings
>>
>>593140477
First hit.

Go for the combo!
>>
>>593140512
Nothin achieved
>>
>>593140307
nah son, I ain't about that life.
>>
>>593140421
wil post nudes of myself also dubs check em fag
>>
>>593140477
That's 2
>>
DUBS NIGGA
>>
>>593140555
Scratch that
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 74

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.