I have one of these for every boss
>/b/playsdarksouls.jpg
I bet you fags won't even make it to Orienstein &nSmough
>>593135703
Lmao I killed my own monster next boss
ded
>>593135703
>instakill
Rolling for 6.
Cmon drake sword
Ez mood
>>593135794
Taurus Demon is mine.
>>593136014
Fuck, just remembered you wouldn't have it at this point yet. Let's go uchigatana
>>593135794
What you are seeing now is 6
shiiitt
>>593136244
Roroll
Fuck off
>>593136288
>>593136244
two in a row bitches
>>593136200
>>593136244
>>593136288
God damn, three dubs in a row should get us something
>>593136200
>>593136244
Holy dubs in a row
>>593136386
>>593135794
Also, suck a dick Taurus demon. Next boss
>>593136386
Nice kill next b0ss
Good luck hah
do a roll
>>593135703
>new to dark souls
>try to kill Asylum Demon
>keep trying for an hour
>quit Dark Souls for the day
>pissed at the world
Shhheeiiittt
>>593136614
trips are easy
>>593136742
did you even run through the door to the left?
999
I got this niggas
>>593136614
rollin
give me that axe!
111
Everyone post giant dad so this will become easier
>>593136924
i found out the next day....
>>593136614
Roll
>>593137119
so close!
222
>>593137223
>dat close miss
>>593137119
>>593137223
Rip in pepperoni
Your hero has come
333?
>>593137134
My time has come
>>593137333
Victory!
>>593137380
>>593137333
>>593137349
Yes
Next boss
>>593137492
>>593136614
I am the Jesus woman
>>593137333
nice get!
>>593137527
>>593137501
go for that drop attack
In the name of Light
>>593137527
Almost done
>>593137601
miss! bitten by dog
>>593137501
roll to kill the demon dogs
>>593137575
>>593137501
Enter the boss room, roll under the first strike, quickly dispatch hounds... And drop attack #1!
Rollierino
lets try some spells!
here we go
>>593135794
Why didn't we skip the taurus demon with the master key?
>>593137575
With the force of 10,000 Chaos two-handers I wish you all luck.
Pit gud or die trying, and don't forget to praise the motherfucking sun!
>>593137501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4
>>593137806
nope
>>593137826
because master key is for noob faggots
>>593137501
roll
>>593137826
Wait.. You can do this?
>>593137866
aww shit
>>593137866
The Legend has taken a strike at the Capra Demon for us!
>>593136614
no problem
>>593137866
that's one
>>593138022
C-C-C-COMBO!
Sorry I'm late! [2h R1-spams evil dog things to death]
gat
>>593138022
that's 2
czech am
>>593138022
thats two!
>>593137501
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
looky looky
Rolling around at the speed of sound
dabbles
>git
DIE YOU SONOVABITCH!!
Nigger
>>593137742
Roll under attack, hit with my Falchion!
Holy fuck balls, this is twitch plays pokemon but much less autistic.
nothing's impossible when you praise the sun, onii-sempai!
they see me rollin
Git....gud B)
>>593138493
>less
are you sure?
All we need is one more set
8=======D
Dex builds FTW
>>593136742
>return the game
>you are garbage
>play viva pinata
>>593138505
PRAISE
k
>>593135703
op is ded
>>593138626
( . )( . )
>>593137501
Quads to crush Capra and Vagina Dragon?
smoke weed erry day
>>593138778
Kek
die already
>>593138778
So fucking close to trips
>>593137501
>ninja rolling havel
reroll
>>593138877
almost
>>593138877
\ [T] /
>>593137501
black night greatsword
Naked Samurai;
Armor; Poise
Weapon; Raw Daikatana
>>593138877
No Havel armor yet, but good enough.
>>593137925
>Elevator down to Old Londo
>Turn right, key to valley of the drakes
>Cross bridge, run left until an elevator, go up
>Run through tunnel, grab grass-crest shield
>Up up up we go to Dark Root
>Keep left, run into temple straight past titanite demon
>Brofist Andre of Astora
>Optionally say hi to Sigmeyer
>Grab FK soul, unlock elevator back to firelink
>Fight gargoyles
Congrats, you just skipped undead burgh and all but the very end of undead parish. Also, there's no hellkite drake on the bridge, because you didn't piss him off earlier. have fun.
Our weapon broke
>>593138966
OVERKILL
>>593138877
boom 3
>>593138877
Yes!
>>593138877
/win
Next boss
U BETR GIT GUD B4 EVN ROLLING
>>593138877
>>593138966
>>593138977
Capra Demon dead
>>593138966
>>593138977
Winrar
>>593139044
>spear
PARRY!
69 git
>>593139044
Rollin'
>>593138966
>>593138977
>>593139011
>>593139022
>>593139044
what the fuck just happened
>>593139044
>fire glove
>backroll
>>593139044
Naked backstabs ftw
>>593138604
No... No I'm not.
>>593139044
If only -I- could be so GROSSLY incandescent.
\ [T] /
>>593139044
>mfw I can't stop the rock
>>593135703
welcome to the blight bog, how tough are ya'?
>>593139044
get noscoped
demon roll get
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>593139011
Thx m8
>>593139044
burn it with pyros
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>593139044
Before the tarus demon every time
rollrollrollrollrollrollrollrollrolldroprollrollrollrollrollrollrollrolldrop
>>593139044
>it doesnt matter what your name is
I choose you numero 3
>>593139044
bang
>>593135794
∆
∆ ∆
69 Get
>>593139369
Pro skills
>>593139369
winrar next b0ss
>>593139369
>winrar
>>593139044
Rollin'
>>593139228
The sun happened. \ [T] /
>>593138649
Hey, Hey now. Viva Pinata is a wonderful game. It's on the tier riiight below dark souls.
>>593139044
>havel
>a boss
>>593139369
yeeeee nigga
>>593139369
Winrar
I attack the demon with my penis, thoroughly shaming him with the size of my girth. I guess 3 centimeters is much better than his measly 2 cm
>>593139369
winrar
>>593139369
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE QUICKEST SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN /b/ WELL BE TO GWYN IN NO TIME
>>593139456
i'm legit stuck by this guy
>2015
>still killing Taurus demon
>not using speedrun strats
>casul as fuck
>>593139405
∆
∆∆
>>593139556
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Let me save the pyromancer first
>>593139556
badong
>>593139556
kill
>>593139556
Praise the Sun
>>593139556
eat my dick, sewer vagina
vfsdvsdfsadfsf
holy fuckballs 22
>>593139556
Summoning golden boy for this one
>>593139556
Roll
>>593139044
Nigga I kill Havel before I kill the taurus demon. Fun as fuck fighting him knowing one hit will kill you
>>593139556
roll
>>593139607
∆
∆ ∆
What covenant is everyone? PATH OF THE DRAGON REPRESENT NIGGA
LETS ALL HAVE US SOME JOLLY GOOD PUGILISM IN OUR QUEST FOR PHYSICAL PERFECTION
SunBros can come too.
\ [T] /
>>593139558
the sun is disappoint
>>593139556
i got dis
>>593136614
Lightning Shotel kickflip
#swagkick
>>593139556
Rollin
>>593139556
Come at me Vagina dragon
>>593139556
>easiest boss
>jolly cooperation
i did this fight naked
>vagina dragoon ded
dfg
>>593139666
666 Wins too?
effdfwfdf
>>593139556
Rollin'
>>593139661
Here's your golden boy
>>593139369
Confirmed for Peeve "The Parry-King" Peeverson
>>593139556
>shit monster
fuck this dragon
>>593139556
Man, fuck this bitch ass nigga. We should just skip the depths
>>593139556
FOR THE GODS!
beanpole
>>593139688
∆
∆∆
>>593139666
damn, what a waste
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>593139556
Havel isn't that hard, it's mostly all about dodging.
Same for OPEN HEART SURGERY DRAGON, unless you thought bringing Solaire and Lautrec was a good idea.
SPOILER: Lautrec a shit
>>593139823
for the lords
qwerty
>>593139666
In the name if the father,son,and holy spirit
A
M
E
N
(That counts as win btw)
>>593139683
Forest protector here.
Keep the wildlife of the forest safe, as well as Artorias' grave safe
>>593139688
i'm naked samurai
started deprived, build on dex and end
punch the nose
>>593139823
You suck at this.
>>593139837
∆
∆∆
LEEEEEROOY
>>593139812
re
>>593139556
poopy poopy vagina
>>593139556
oops
>>593139558
he's super easy
roll to dodge attack
end up behind
rape him in the aunus
>>593139556
>Fuck this thing
>>593139922
Intense.
>>593139666
Im glad Satan is on my side tonight
gettin those dubs nigga
>>593139922
rek
nest bass
GET NOSCOPED
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Amazing Chest Ahead
>>593139885
>i use this as an excuse to be a shitter among the forest
Nahhh, I'm just playin'. Only covenant that is a shit is way of white and maybe actual Darkwraiths.
Oh, and fuck Kelogg's.
>>593139880
Don't forget to ring the bell after.
Raoule
>>593139949
roll
>>593139967
still takes me like 40-60 hits to kill
>>593138979
>new game++
Fuck these dubs
>>593139922
ftw
>>593139880
Porgies smite you harlot!
Fuck this Bitch in her spider cunt
>>593139880
>>593140025
Here dick lick
>>593139862
Pfft, dodging. Parry that glorious god-among-men.
>>593140145
Women ahead so problem ahead
>>593139994
∆
∆∆
how the fuck do i fix that first rectabgle
>>593140221
FUCKDAMN
could you not have spellcheckd?
>>593139812
>>593139949
dude
Flame Princess is so hot!
>>593139880
Got the butcher bitch to tank for me.
>>593139880
>id fuck mildred
>>593139922
AND THIS ONE WILL KILL THE NEXT BOSS
>>593140279
Delete win32 B)
>>593139880
>id fuck quelaag
>>593140168
>>593139949
>dubs
>>593139880
Queerlag too stronk
I'd tittyfuck Quelaag
Now is no time to be reading messages
>>593140307
∆
∆∆
Here we go
>>593139880
>id fuck mildred and quelaag
Dubs or nothin
eat a dick!
>>593139880
>id fuck the four kings
>>593140477
First hit.
Go for the combo!
>>593140512
Nothin achieved
>>593140307
nah son, I ain't about that life.
>>593140421
wil post nudes of myself also dubs check em fag
>>593140477
That's 2
DUBS NIGGA
>>593140555
Scratch that