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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:11:28 Post No. 592970714 [Report]
I just caught a frog from a 2 story building, putting aside that the frog might be moonlighting as Superfrog, I don't know how the heck I should raise this frog. Any ideas?
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:12:40 Post No.592970803
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:12:40 Post No.592970803 [Report]
>>592970714
Firecracker in its ass will raise it up to about calf height.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:13:02 Post No.592970836
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:13:02 Post No.592970836 [Report]
Hollow out a large candle, put frog inside, seal candle back up, give to someone as a present.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:13:52 Post No.592970903
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:13:52 Post No.592970903 [Report]
>>592970714
Feed with horse semen.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:14:13 Post No.592970925
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:14:13 Post No.592970925 [Report]
>>592970714
Kill it, set it on fire then fuck it.
Become a Pyro-Necro-Beastiality maniac.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:14:50 Post No.592970975
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:14:50 Post No.592970975 [Report]
>>592970714
space programm
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:15:34 Post No.592971030
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:15:34 Post No.592971030 [Report]
>>592970714
cover it in peanut butter daily
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:15:41 Post No.592971042
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:15:41 Post No.592971042 [Report]
Send it to Demo-senpai.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:16:22 Post No.592971092
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:16:22 Post No.592971092 [Report]
>>592970975
Agreed. It's been too damn long
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:16:28 Post No.592971102
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:16:28 Post No.592971102 [Report]
>>592970975
Yes
Frog aviation
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:17:27 Post No.592971167
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:17:27 Post No.592971167 [Report]
" I will give it to my lizard dragon " - Demolition D+
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:07 Post No.592971213
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:07 Post No.592971213 [Report]
>>592970903
Roll
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:34 Post No.592971251
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:34 Post No.592971251 [Report]
>>592970975
Space frog 2.0
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:56 Post No.592971273
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:18:56 Post No.592971273 [Report]
>>592970975
The only right way to RAISE this frog
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:20:25 Post No.592971387
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:20:25 Post No.592971387 [Report]
Once a day you need to drop some flies in. If the frog does not eat them then pop him in the microwave for 30 seconds. The heat will increase his metabolism as this causes super fast digestion.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:20:37 Post No.592971403
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:20:37 Post No.592971403 [Report]
It's free drugs.
Lick it and stick it up your ass.
Trip hard.
See the stars.
Be one with the universe.
Be one with frog-chan.
Dry orgasm from sheer happiness.
Wake up in your own shit and vomit.
Frog-chan is smoking a cigarette.
Kiss it goodnight.
Feel loved.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:20:56 Post No.592971431
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>>592970714
Tell it you love it and then punch it in the clit.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:21:19 Post No.592971461
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That's actually a toad bro.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:21:27 Post No.592971478
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So after a bit of time deciding what to do with it, I finally figured out that I should send it to space in a dildo shaped space shuttle, which is filled with horse semen as it heading in a crash course towards Demo. Afterwards, he may decide to become a Pyro Necro Beastiality maniac and post a video on the internet about the following events.
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Anonymous 2015-01-16 06:23:43 Post No.592971629
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>>592971461
nigga that ain't no toad. mofucka that is straight up amphibian of the frog variety
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