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What would you guys want to see under the microscope? Will deliver
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What would you guys want to see under the microscope? Will deliver
magnification max is 1000

Pic related its my gametes
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>>592455263
Sperm
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Tits or gtfo
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>>592455374
This!
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shit
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>>592455263
artery blood
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Some worm from a swab of the sink hole
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>>592455374
/thread
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>>592455545
Let me try
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>>592455263
requesting my gametes. Getting them is up to you though.
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>>592455374
Its been posted dumbass
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cool thread
One hair
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>>592455545
then skeletal muscle of Gallus gallus domesticus
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>>592455755
Not if op is female
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>>592456264
fair point go to sleep troll
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>>592456264
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OP's dick. Cause you need a microscope to see it
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Fecal matter. I really want to know if there are living organisms in our shit or not.
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A(fromAncient Greekγαμετήgamete"wife"[1]) is acellthat fuses with another cell duringfertilization

>592456635
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>>592456839
>>592456635
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Hair with root at 400x mag
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>>592456722
Fuk m8 i just took a dump but ill see if i can
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Cum on it faggot
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put a blackhead under it
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>>592455374
this
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If that is your sperm, you should get checked. There appears to be stunted tail growrth. What is the motility like under the microscope? You might be infertile.
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>>592457224
Do this OP
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>>592455263
diarrhea
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>>592457224
Sorry but once it is squeezed under the glass theres nothing much to see
>>592457324
Haha trust me m8 you are wrong about that
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>>592458018

OP is not a fag. Thanks for delivering
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>>592458018
Can you show us the black part of the head?
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2 year old weed under 40x magnification
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>>592458018
how about my blood?
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Your Dick
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>>592458441
What black part?

Iphone 4s 100x magnification
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>>592456954
now do a pube
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>>592458814
The top of the blackhead on the skin where it's black.
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do a flea
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>>592458528
Still finding a pin
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Biology bb
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>>592455374
The fuck you think op's post was? You obviously failed biology in highscool. gametes are your sex cells like sperm and egg.
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pond water has the coolest shit in it, do that
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The sticky side of a post it note.
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A booger
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>>592455263
Epic post somebody screencap this
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Skin.
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>>592455263
A screencap
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>>592458814
>400x425

What part of the iPhone is this?
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>>592459734
The screen
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>>592459734
this nigga
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scrape cheek inside mouth and scope what comes out
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Peel off a piece of skin.
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do this >>592460223
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>>592459734
This part

Ok got the blood
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>>592458528
Here 100x
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>>592458486
And 400x
duno why it doesnt look like as i expected.. didnt want to put water as it might burst due to osmosis
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Scrape some shot from under your finger nails and see whats in there
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>>592460765
sorry op, you got aids
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>>592461102
Probably. I know someone who knew someone who had it.
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>>592460968
Sorry buddy, but I'm pretty sure I can see some super AIDS in your blood.
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>>592459378
bump for booger
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>>592460765
>>592460968
Jesus dude, that's hep c, or maybe aids.
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>>592461102
>>592461237
>>592461269
Faggots
any other requests?
>>592459145
No pond
and no flea
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>>592460968
Holy crap OP, you're awesome. This thread is awesome.
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>everyone bitches about shit posts
>hardly anyone in here

This is pretty interesting and deffinately underrated
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>>592461588
Can you do human feces?
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>>592460223
I tried this a while ago but i saw nothing interesting ill try again
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>>592461588
Get an ant or some other insect.
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>>592455263
Put your dick under the microscope so we can see it
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Scrape your bedsheets OP. Lets see what you're sleeping with.
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bumping for booger!
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Put a tiny hispanic man under there, maybe we can find his green card.
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>>592461925
kek
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>>592461588
Sand please.
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>>592461557
>>592461921
Sorry guys i really tried but ive showered and its all clean up my nose
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>>592461720
As i said ill try but ive just shat
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Put you dick on it
but you will need probably a magnification of twice of what your current microscope can
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>>592461720
Swab your asshole
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>>592462169
>>592459170
pls don't ignore me op you remind me of my dad
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>>592461815
I seseriously wish i could but its winter m8
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>>592462296
Ok chill, son
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>>592460765
nice, I'd suggest you invest in some covering glasses
I have a microscope with webcam, though lost the drivers and they're nowhere to be found on web, german stuff, anyway it's fun stuff to watch
I'd suggest you leave some food over night in warm humid place and you can show us some mold tomorrow,
also aquarium water is nice
or mud
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>>592462309
Then you could try some snow - the purer the better as snowflakes can look pretty awesome.
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Determine the differences between an eye booger and a nose booger OP
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>>592457079
Any progress on this at all? Been really enjoying this thread, keep it up!
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>>592462089
No sand here in the godamn uk
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>>592462805
this
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Swab your toilet
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>>592462897
salt or baking soda could be cool
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>>592463259
This
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Take a sample of the bottom of your shoe might be something interesting there
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>>592461588
piece of poop
piece of poop
piece of poop
piece of poop
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Check the sponge you use in the kitchen to wash your plates and what not. I've heard it's one of the dirtiest thing in ones home.
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>>592462296
Left side is sticky.side right is non
happy?
difficult to capture with one hand
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>>592463469
eww.. never using it again
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>>592463560
you're a fucking faggot
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>>592463469
Thanks op
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>>592463259
Salt 40x
nothing much

Not feeling to shit yet
ill swab the toilet and see if anything
sink hole of the tub should be interesting actually
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>>592463469
toothbrush.
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>>592464157
Wait what? no rbc samples yet? I thought you were gonna do it. Or did I miss the post?
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honey perhaps?
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see if you can find a dust mite, shake a pillow on there or smth.
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>>592463353
Got a piece at 40x its not flat therefore the focus is at the top..
will wet it and see if any microorganisms
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>>592455263
Got an drugs op?
I'd like to see some pain killers , benzos , or reefer that upclose.
I know it wouldn't be an accurate example of what the pure active chems would look like but it'd still be cool if you had anything lying around.
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>>592464354
Its up there look for it
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>>592464175
please no, let me keep my illusion
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>>592464157
Desktop fuckin background, thanks OP!
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the clit pls
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>>592464157
Actually, yeah. Dredge up the drain from your bathtub. Probably some interesting gunk in there. Whenever I clean out my drains, I always wind up pulling up a giant mass of hair covered in sludge. Reeks to high hell.

Probably be interesting to see.
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>>592464175
this
what about something nasty from the keyboard?

you could find some bugs in the dust from vacuum cleaner
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an insect
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DUST FROM UNDER YOUR BED
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>>592465289
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGSSSSS
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>>592462584
Will take advice..
keep u posted
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>>592464735
burned paper or ash
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>>592464735
i'm saving all these into folder. Will upload to imgur just to keep these safe. Thanks OP!
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Post the filter of a smoked cigarette
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>>592465289
This
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>>592465289
>>592465374
Difficult to take dry samples that are very small

Ill swab the tub sinkhole as mentioned
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OP, you're cool as fuck.
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>>592465590
this concerns me as a smoker. do it plz
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>>592464735
Ink or a piece of paper
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URINAL SWAB
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sweat from your ballsack
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>>592464875
ok then, how about some of that human slime that collects on your mouse or keyboard?
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swab the underside of the top toilet lid
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>>592464744
Ive got small amount of mdma but id rather not waste it..it would simply look like the salt crystals ive posted

Didnt find anything special in water from sponge
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DUDE, BRAKE A LIGHT BULB AND TAKE THE WOLFRAM WIRE. DO IT
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JIZZ
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Dollar bill
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Feces diluted in spit
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>>592466278
do it OP
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skin, would be cool

>captcha: edgetato
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Pop a pimple and check the white stuff.
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>>592466278
do it op
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>>592466278
do it OP
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>>592465968
This
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dust mites
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OP sux
Biology b
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>>592466278
>>592466422
>>592466533
>>592466591
samefag
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>>592466282
That's his very first post, dumbass
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>>592465712
No smokers in this flat sorry man

Bam! Tub sinkhole is disgusting! 40x
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>>592466871
Definitely a good idea tho i will
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OP, can you do some earwax?
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>>592466871
no.
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Find a fly and look at its eye etc
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>>592466871
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>>592466871
Hey look at you, a fucking faggot.
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dude, if you can get small samples from your poop really quick, that would be awesome
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>>592466892
I love you OP
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Nigger
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How about the gunk from under toenails?
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>>592466871
>>592467253
>>592467285
>>592467325
lel
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>>592455263
I did mine a few weeks ago and they looked way better and more homogeneous than this... Stop eating shit and let em breathe, let em breathe
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What about your dick?
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no requests just bumping for the best thread I've seen in a long time
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Tub sinkhole 100x
i spot 3 kinds of organisms
i see a heart beat dafuk?
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the best thread. also >>592467336
>>592466278
>>592465289
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>>592466871
>>592467253
>>592467285
>>592467325
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Dick swipe, then resuspent in saline. If to low number, nasal swipe
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a decent thread in /b/?

What is wrong with this picture?
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>>592467762

Graboid sperm
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>>592467762
what is that?
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>>592467284
Id love to but i dont like in the tropics no more rarely encounter a damn fly which would be interesting >>592467762
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>>592464157
ice crystals orbiting a gas giant
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>>592468018
And if still none, anal swipe
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>>592467762
Nice, you should feed your sink and maybe you can take it for a walk in a billion years or so
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>>592467253
>>592467285
>>592467325
once again, samefag
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>>592467762
Fuck i duno why it blurs when i take the photo
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>>592468112

Ear wax OP! Do Ear Wax!!!!
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>>592468166
pls op do this
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>>592468277
kek
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>>592468308
This is best thread NA.
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make a new thread soon OP
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>>592468331
>>592468308
ear wax would be cool, do you have any dabs, i wanna see dabs under a microscop[e
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>>592468166
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>>592468286
and here we go again, faggot
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>>592468308
Any way you can make a video?
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pre-cum
i want to see if it has sperm
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>>592468992
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cmon op faster!
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Anal swipe please.

Also, please do anal swipe after an enema so we can all know just how safe eating ass after an enema really is.
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>>592468286
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>>592468112
I don't know where you live but you could run outside dig up a cup of dirt and look around in there?
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>>592469278
It does.
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>>592468308
What model of microscope you have? I would love to buy one.
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Can you prick your finger and do a bit of blood?
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>>592469377
...
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>>592469587
Only if you fapped before and didn't pee
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>>592468992
DId you mean?
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cmon faggot post faster i don't have all day!
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>>592469777
checked
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Plants. A blade of grass, leaves, roots?
Could get a swab of dust and look for mites.
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>>592469685
He did.
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>>592469777
TRIPS
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I think you should buy an other microscope and check it with your current microscope.
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>>592467576
Nothing there m8
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>>592469998
>>592469377
fucking faggot do it
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>>592469777
Suck dick this is delicate procedure u got no choice
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>>592469777
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make yourself vomit then examine that
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pussy juice
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>>592470146
Plants! Thank you for this thread we really appreciate it
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kek
>>592456635
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op is a faggot. post more or delete your thread
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It's funny how much interest can raise just one man with a microscope
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>>592455263
Ebola
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>>592469630
I am not sure my gf got it off ebay for 50 quid
Ill show a photo in a bit

Bulb filament was difficult i shattered it losing a bit of the spring but a small piece was left and had to illuminate from another source amd hold it so it was difficult to take a photo 100x tho
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i got an idea,hey listen to me. since you cannot take pictures from your eye, first take a picture from your eye with normal camera and then use microscope on the picture! then we see what eyes look like on close please do it
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>>592466871
>>592468286
samefag
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OP got overwhelmed or bored and left.
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>>592469630
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Take a biopsy of your own liver with a needle.
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>>592470821
Are you really this retarded?
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>>592470926
nice peppercorns
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>>592463469
>difficult to capture with one hand

Are you fapping OP?
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>>592470726
Pathetic photo sorry guys
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>>592470726
Thats awesome, man. Can we examine a fresh plant?
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first interesting thread ive seen in a long while. good job op.
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>>592471070
I was holding the bulb m8 and the phone at the same time trust me its difficult
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Penis/nasal/anal swap God dammit
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>>592470821
Well, at least your not a nigger...
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>>592470821
do this op please
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>>592471155
Sure ill show you leaf cells pretty interesting and whatever else is in my flat
>>592471185
Thanks man
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Spit crystals
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Good thread OP.

Edge of a scalpel or razor please.
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post meth
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>>592471283
Trust me theres nothing in anus nor mucous
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phone screen
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>>592455374
i hope you're joking and not really that stuipd
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Epic thread OP.

Requesting Earwax.
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OP's dick
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saliva
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>>592470821
We already looked at pixels.
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Smegma
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>>592467762
rotifers/10

Nice, OP. You can find similar organisms in a pond.
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>>592471534
/thread
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>>592455374
>Pic related, its my gametes
>a gamete is a sex cell
>asks to post sperm
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>>592471534
Did you blow nose and lavement?
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>>592471557
Read the thread first next time.
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>>592455263
Scrote hair.
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Tardigraded
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sugar!
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>>592470926
Do you just take photos through the lense or something? Explain how you take a photo of it?
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Peanut butter
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What kind of microscope is this?
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>>592456264
do you know what gametes are?
did you go to highschool?
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>>592470926
How much does that go for OP? Estimated price?
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>>592471413
Leaf cells
Sorry if blurry phones being a dick now
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Jew hair
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>>592471442
I can give u edge of knife 40x
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>>592472492
>>592472381

Do you know how to fucking read?
>>592470726
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>>592470821
....
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>>592472279
with software
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rusty nail

Mushroom

embryo

surface of a strawberry

Cigarette paper
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clean your carpet and use the soaked up liquid
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