Taylor Swift thread?
Please god yes. I need to blow a load.
nigga, you gay.
>>592340180
Fuck you. Taylor swift is christ. Post pictures now faggots.
>>592340398
You could just jerk off to a tranny if Taylor Swift is what you find attractive.
>>592340619
Nigger, if you want to fight me fight me.
More pictures
Less bullshits
>>592341052
I have a shit ton
>>592341201
>>592340834
Like what the fuck is the point of this. Being attracted to a female body that's been denied food and tied to a stake in a garden shed for a year.
There's no sexual selection to be made here since she hasn't put on muscles or fat. She can't be evaluated by the male sexual selection.
The reason you think she's attractive is the bangs, the black eves and the red lips.
T S, just another ass-less skank
>>592341285
Why try and be so logical not like we need more useless humans on this Earth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPRgC85aJUg
>>592339856
>The reason you think she's attractive is the bangs, the black eves and the red lips.
>>592341273
>>592341201
>>592341161
>>592341052
>>592340887
>>592341380
Gee what do you know. You're jerking it to a tranny's face. I'm not saying this to rile you up. You're going to be head over heels into tranny porn when you get into it.
>>592341572
>Why try and be so logical not like we need more useless humans on this Earth
I have an active mind and enjoy figuring things out, one of them being sexual selection. See how I predicted your draw before you admit it?
I specifically recommend to you Thai ladyboys. You're going to love it.
>>592339856
>>592341285
>get a load of this faggot
go back to jerking off to landwhales you fat fedora-clad fuck
>>592341872
cringeworthy
Fuck off to /hr/. And if the photos are too loud quality to post there, then why do you even bother?
i like jerking off to her belly button simply because she doesn't want people to see it
>>592342165
>>592342022
lol somebody knows you're gay and then up in arms
Just to give you a dose of how everybody else feels, it would be like you being attracted to this
>>592341872
>>592342324
>belly button - she doesn't want people to see it
Whaaat??
>>592342542
niggers? real?
>>592342542
>niggers.
>>592342581
I'm top percentile IQ
My sexuality is better than yours and my brain is better than yours lol
>>592342799
Maybe if you took the fedora off we could take you seriously, not really you're still a faggot.
>>592342975
Fedora is the only meme Reddit has ever invented
You should be proud for perpetuating it
Here, this is what I've calculated you'd be most attracted to. I know I'm right, so just enjoy.
>>592342755
shake it off
>>592343842
>>592344078
noep
4archive.org/s/res/14917422
>>592343291
>>592342755
>>592342324
Thanks, didn't know that. But it explains her ridicolously high cut pants and shorts.
>>592343911
>>592343607
anyone who has these pics saved HAS to be an ass sucking faggot
prove me wrong
>pro tip: you can't
>>592344463
Do you see how there's a [1] next to the file names. That means they already exist on the internet.
The person you're posting has thigh muscles. It's not Taylor Swift. It's probably a man, and yet you're calling everybody else the faggot lol
>>592344374
>>592342324
that isnt true. she has a stylist that created a dress code for her that says she can show extra leg or cleavage, only when she covers midriff.
it is a whole psychological slide ruler thing. perpetuates "classy" style.
Whats the best picture of Taylor to beat off to?
>>592344752
>Do you see how there's a [1] next to the file names.
no
& since when is that even close to true?
[1] simply means that is a copy of an existing file with the same name on the same system
>dipshit faggot nigger
& I don't care if they're fake
fuck off
>>592344463
Here again
The type of body I find attractive is this
You get a visual of how the woman puts on muscle and fat. Her frame supports a female physique.
This is the heterosexual preference.
Your sexual selection is gay lol. I'm not joking.
>>592345334
>no
>& since when is that even close to true?
LOL I teach you something about the internet I shouldn't have taught you and now you're fighting against what I taught you
Wow
You're gay
when you're already listening to taylor swift and come along this thread
>>592345451
As if i would chose that stupid spic over an Aryan Goddess like Taylor. What a faggot.
>>592341285
>There's no sexual selection to be made here since she hasn't put on muscles or fat. She can't be evaluated by the male sexual selection.
>The reason you think she's attractive is the bangs, the black eves and the red lips.
Oh look another neckbeard who thinks he's a psychologist and living in the stone age, fuck off back to a bbw thread you faggot.
>>592345451
>SELECTIVE BREEDING
>mostly spic
Why would someone selectively breed that?
>>592342799
I fucking love it when dipshits claim high IQs, since anyone with any real intelligence now knows that IQ testing is essentially worthless.
>>592345451
Ts isnt hot but neither is the fiona looking bitch on the right
>>592342324
You'll get snow blindness if you stare at her too long on a beach.
>>592345360
0/10
>yer gay cuz u liek taylor swift
then 99% of the hetero male population is actually gay, but they don't know it
gtfo
UPDATE: Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright claim by Taylor Swift. Please refrain from posting it.
posting something else
>>592345360
>Your sexual selection is gay lol. I'm not joking.
I reckon this is some fatass cumdumpster, guys don't argue or try and change what other guys like because we all know we like other things.
>tl;dr, fuck off you fatass cunt
>>592345760
lol even a Mexican is better than Taylor
>>592345841
>Oh look another neckbeard who
I don't play World of Warcraft because I don't want to spend all day grinding and teaming with fat retards who call each other neckbeards. So I don't know why I still have to hear from you in real life.
>>592346071
>SELECTIVE BREEDING
>mostly spic
>Why would someone selectively breed that?
Because between Taylor Swift and a fucking Mexican, that fucking Mexican would still be able to breed back into the white race.
>>592346085
>I fucking love it when dipshits claim high IQs
I'm top percentile IQ. Go kill yourself.
>>592346103
>Ts isnt hot but neither is the fiona looking bitch on the right
Yeah she is she's alright. She's got a nice body and a cute face.
>>592346232
I didn't even read you're a fucking retard and gay lolol
>>592346363
>Your sexual selection is gay lol. I'm not joking.
>I reckon this is some fatass cumdumpster,
I can only guess your retard faggot american brain is now calling me a woman
my gf hates me gonna fap for the first time since before christmas
>>592346446
you are the cancer
please do the world a favor and kill yourself
ITT: Taylor is OP, pretending to be Anon
>>592346446
>Because between Taylor Swift and a fucking Mexican, that fucking Mexican would still be able to breed back into the white race.
Top kek confirmed for a spic.
>I fucking love it when dipshits claim high IQs
I'm top percentile IQ. Go kill yourself.
>obvious autism is obvious
>I can only guess your retard faggot american brain is now calling me a woman
>your
>I'm top percentile IQ. Go kill yourself.
Nice so IQ obviously has nothing to do with grammar.
Go back to your spic country and fuck your ugly spic cumdumpsters.
>>592346446
>trolling this hard.
>>592346887
are these real or just good shoops?
i got more booty than taylor swift.
>>592346887
>you are the cancer
Heterosexuality will always be your worst enemy.
>>592346949
>ITT: Taylor is OP, pretending to be Anon
It's probably true. Notice how her makeup artists all jumped out at me the minute I compared her to a tranny.
>>592347045
>Top kek confirmed for a spic.
lol whatever retard. You're going to invent all sorts of shit, you already called me a woman in your previous post
>>592347169
I love it, and yes, I do like that Mexican. She's cute. I like her. You could make some decent looking kids with that.
Taylor Swift is going to create kids who have complete trash legs and ugly face. There's nowhere you can go with her. Her kids and her kids kids are already worthless.
It's going to take quite a few generations before Taylor Swift breeds out the kinks.
>>592346446
Hates white women with a passion
>Beta detected
Too much highschool rejection?
>>592347269
The boobs? I think she has them....... sort of.
How come every time I get really stoned after work, I see a Taylor Swift thread and have to fap?
Sucks that my name is Taylor as well.
>>592347169
>>unsuccessfully trolling this hard.
ftfy
>>592346446
This one is on FIYAAAH!
>>592347434
>Taylor Swift is going to create kids who have complete trash legs and ugly face.
That's called conjecture friend, pls show sources for this information.
>There's nowhere you can go with her. Her kids and her kids kids are already worthless.
Since when is having 100m+ total worthless? Lmao at this kid.
Taylor is fucking amazing. Not only is she sexy, but if you have seen her interviews, she is also very nice and down-to-earth (unlike her music suggest of her). She seems like the type of girl who you can have fun doing absolutly anything with, like just laying on the floor and having deep conversations with.
9/10, would date.
She looks like a fucking 6 foot tall chipmunck with a blonde wig how does no one else see that?!
>>592346446
Have you ever thought that men go for what they find attractive and no one gives half a fuck what you care. You really need to just shake it off.
>>592346887
>>592346232
>>592345760
>>592345334
>>592344463
stop feeding the fucking troll
>>592347434
>ugly face
That's the best thing about her. Her face.
She's striking.
>>592347600
>How come every time I get really stoned after work, I see a Taylor Swift thread and have to fap?
>Sucks that my name is Taylor as well.
Fuck off Taylor Swift.
>>592347742
>That's called conjecture friend, pls show sources for this information.
lol wtf
I have to show you evidence of something you've been posting for 38 minutes. I've been literally laughing IRL from the time I clicked post response to now.
This is the best thread ever.
>>592347824
>Taylor is fucking amazing. Not only is she sexy
lol Fuck off Taylor Swift
>>592347862
I've got to go take a piss before I pee myself laughing BRB
>>592346446
anymore good fakes?
>>592348225
>Being this mad
>>592348586
>>592348128
>>592348001
>>592347979
>>592348279
lol if any of you are real posters, Taylor does visit 4chan and she is one of you right now. I would bet 20 bucks that there's only one of you who is a real poster. The rest are Taylor Swift and her cast and crew.
>>592347824
>Taylor is fucking amazing. Not only is she sexy,
This is guaranteed somebody from her personal entourage.
>>592348128
>That's the best thing about her. Her face.
>She's striking.
This is guaranteed somebody that she employs
>>592348279
This guy might be a regular 4chan homo
Butch has no ass. She is not sexy.
>>592348875
>>592348875
>This is guaranteed somebody from her personal entourage.
kek no bruh that's me. you really think she'd make it that obvious? no one picked out her previous threads two of which I posted in.
I guarantee you have some kind of undiagnosed mental illness.
>>592348875
>Taylor does visit 4chan
no
>>592349049
>>592348825
>>592349156
Taylor leaking her own nudes
My guinea pig is looking at me like he doesn't know what the fuck is happening I've been laughing so loud and constantly
>>592349237
>I guarantee you have some kind of undiagnosed mental illness.
I guarantee you queers can't assign people mental illnesses.
>>592349244
Yeah she does. Somebody posted evidence of it in a jpeg. I might have it on my computer I might not. I'll do you a favor and look for it though. No deep search just searching for "taylor" from my HDD
>>592349454
>This is guaranteed somebody from her personal entourage.
>I guarantee you queers can't assign people mental illnesses.
Kek scared of the label now? you are very emotionally envolved with this subject, why is that? you've got problems friend.
>>592349244
>>592349454
She USED to lurk and twice she posted in breads with pics which faggots used to prove they were her.
She doesn't come here anymore, that was more than 3 years ago.
At least I hope she doesn't, this place has been shit for way longer than it should have been.
>>592349475
lol fuck off Taylor Swift
>>592349244
Okay its not on my HDD but I found it from the web here you go
>>592349868
>Kek scared of the label now?
"Kek scared of the label now"
WHAT THE FUCK
At least now we know which ones Taylor herself
>>592349454
>>>592349244 (You)
>Yeah she does. Somebody posted evidence of it in a jpeg
nope
I've seen the .jpg in question and those kittens don't even look alike
check & you'll see that I'm right
>tay tay visits the most notorious site on the internet
>>592350114
I'm not checking kittens
>>592350072
>lol fuck off Taylor Swift
My name is Taylor, but I'm a chef and I have a penis.
>>592350293
>My name is Taylor, but I'm a chef and I have a penis.
So you lied about being a chef.
>>592350216
denial isn't just a river in egypt
I love taylor music and i love her too.. But i know she isnt the hottest girl that exist
>>592350530
I haven't even read what you're telling me I'm denying
I hope you guys had as much fun as I did in this thread. I haven't laughed this much in at least a few months. Peace.
Worst.
Tay Tay
Thread.
EVER!
>>592350698
Thank you for leaving.
>>592351049
agreed
>>592350072
>>592350114
This, the kitten is different colours, example, first pic shows patch on the right leg is black and the left leg is striped like a tabby, also a orange nose, the second pic shows a grey patch and no orange nose.
Next, pic showing her saying "Hi /b/" with the top of her head cut off is very clearly not the same background as the second picture, the brace is A DIFFERENT FUCKING MATERIAL taylors taken that many pictures chances are that was just one some /b/ user saved and posted and/or it's just some random chick.
The rest isn't worth a comment as none of it has enough evidenceto be conclusive.
>tl:dr; trolls trolling trolls Taylor has better things to than sit on this shit.
If I'm wrong taylor will confirm her identity in this thread before it 404s
>>592351188
How many of these do you have?
>>592351210
Taylor is coming? I ll wait her
She was on here last month...
She posted that she was going to be performing on dickheads New Years rockin Eve and to prove it was her she would fall.
There's video of her "falling"'down the stairs as she leaves the stage.
Totally looked like it was intentional too...
That's all the proof I need
Plus her kitten Meredith and all that shit too
She can't publicly admit she posts here you just have to read between the lines and it becomes obvious
>>592350698
>I hope you guys had as much fun as I did in this thread. I haven't laughed this much in at least a few months. Peace.
Kek, if something is fun why would you stop doing it??? because you realise you've just spent an hour sitting in a thread arguing about shit you only care about because of your childhood rejections, take care bruh.
>>592351210
>>>592350114 (You)
>This, the kitten is different colours,
You didn't need to convince me.
But thanks for trying.
>>592351578
>if something is fun why would you stop doing it???
I often wonder the same thing, the most fun hes had in months is on an anonymous image board trolling mostly trolls. even my lifes not that shit.
>>592351517
Anyone have this screen cap? I was in that thread he's talking about last month
>>592351352
5
all have been posted
from the fappening
>>592351517
>You're a fucking newfag shitting up this site. Fuck off cancer
Yeah she can, we're literally the tumblr of the world right now, it wouldn't change a damn thing for her.
>>592351517
Either that or it's one of the greatest trolls of the past 3 years and if it is, I can't even be mad.
Dunno who has a worse case of man-ass. Her, Miley, or upton.
Shit is flat as a board, no hips either.
>>592352280
ignore the green text.
>>592351352
When did she turn into a whore?
>>592352368
>man-ass
>I have the stature and body type of tay but I squat so I have an ass at least twice as thick as her
>tfw I check myself out in hip skirts
>>592339856
Any pics without makeup on her?
>>592339856
Stop posting, Taylor
>>592352368
and yet you saved the picture of her
>>592352630
her manger thought it would be good inspiration for songs
her 2nd album, I think
>>592352630
Who says she has?
>>592346085
IQ testing is good for quickly repeating and identifying patterns. That is about it. It does not indicate any ambition or social skills.
>>592352630
>whore
>one piece that only shows a little bit of ass
Pick one
>>592352938
see
>>592340619
jeebus cripes
>>592353065
well no fucking shit, you kinda have to save it to post it, derptard.
>>592353133
>implying she hasn't
>>592353065
*manager
>>592352368
When you're over 20, you'll start to appreciate all types of women, except landwhales.
She's got a pretty face and awesome tits, that's good enough for me.
>>592353604
>still implying she has
Nigger you crazy
>>592353907
>She's got a pretty face and awesome tits, that's good enough for me.
TS is way to thin for me. Give me a girl that loves German food, swears like a trucker, fucks like a porn star, has curves and drinks beer after a good fuck.
>>592354311
shut up faggot
>>592354311
shut up faggot
>>592354311
What if she does all of those things?
>>592351517
Yeah, I saw that thread and she did fall.
I really like her. I think she honestly cares about people but is overwhelmed with all of the attention that stardom brings. She has been a performer for most of her life and I bet the last several years she has not been able to go out in public like a non famous person so she comes here from time to time to be anonymous and probably feel somewhat normal. I wish her well if she ever reads this!
>>592354780
I want to see her gain 20 lbs. Then she'll be really hot. Probably after she has kids.
>>592354311
I used to only like those types of women when I was a teenager too.
Now I like those types and many other types except hambeasts.
>>592355088
I'd break TS with at least a dislocated hip if not a broken pelvis. Give that girl sandwiches!
>>592350530
fucking autist
4archive.org/s/res/14917422
>>592352368
>>592353907
>26.
Lol k
>awesome tits.
Eh.. For her frame maybe
>pretty face.
Thats really the only thing well probably agree on. She is gorgeous. Like, ridiculously so, but Christ allmighty man.. Shes so thin and has no curves or anything, how you could have sex without her breaking in half would be a feat in itself.
Also a nice pair of boobs are fine, but tits are really just a show piece. They're fun to play with/suck and all that.. But when its time to fuck you need a girl with an ass that can take it.
>>592354311
So you wanna a fat man...
>>592355615
>Also a nice pair of boobs are fine, but tits are really just a show piece. They're fun to play with/suck and all that.. But when its time to fuck you need a girl with an ass that can take it.
^ this
>>592339856
she's ugly as fuck and stupid as a brick
>>592355697
>an ass that can take it
I'm sure if she was bent over with her ass out to take it, it would look fucking amazing
>>592355615
Yeah but i wanna fuck her anyway
>>592355908
If anything, fuck her for bragging rights.
>Everyone getting mad at anons calling her ugly doesn't realize /b/ is full of homosexuals.
You'll keep debating it, but I'd place her in my top 3, no desire to even sleep with her. She's incredibly down to earth considering all her fame.
Any of you anons see her whole xmas gift thing? Gave randy fans hella awesome xmas presents.
Wouldn't even be surprised if she still lurked here from time to time, isn't that why were all here? To be anonymous?
Hoping She's Lurking
>>592355247
No you wouldn't. You'd cum instantly and start crying.
>>59235713
>>592357133
Not >>592355247
But I'm not gonna lie, I usually last pretty good in bed (20-25+ minutes average) but I feel like if it was with her I'd cum buckets instantly and just hate myself.
>>592354311
you have described a man
>>592357551
Guess you never been to Wisconsin.
>>592357551
... or Montana, Wyoming or Alaska.
I like 'em big and juicy!
Taylor swifts sucks so much. If you like her, you're bad and you should feel bad.
>>592358179
I'm checking out your ass, and you look butthurt to me
>>592339856
seriously taylor, go to bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aanv-bVDjy0#t=553
Fapped to this live and a few times since.
>tfw the best fap I had in 2014 was when I was stoned as fuck and fapped to this video and had the greatest spooge in years.
>mfw she's hotter than any of the models.
bumpity
>>592344872
>>592347326
Lol this guy producesd songs for anons and they wrote the lyrics. listen to this shit >>592353129
>>592358763
This yr was better
>>592361244
She was there again? Meh, watched the videos, not as hot as the silver dress from 2013
>>592358378
She's terrible. It just proves that dudes like anything with ass and tits. A dude would fuck and marry a she-demon that had burst out of hell just to rape babies and spew lava into the assholes of orphans, if this she-demon would just flirt with the man from time to time and wear slutty clothes. We have no shame, us men.
I hate Taylor swift because all of the worlds 12 year old girls (or girls who are emotionally 12 year olds) have convinced her that she's an artist. And every fucking jackoff here would do the same to her, just because they want sex with her. Total fucking betas. "Yes, oh YES Miss SWIFT! I LOVE your music, hehe! Don't listen to those other boys being mean to you, they're just BUTTholes. I'm a good guy, and I'll be a good guy for you. yada yada I'm a pussy with no opinions on anything just because I have a dick"
It makes me mad that this girl exists for the same reason Paris Hilton did. She was an entitled whore, with no talents, but young girls( the MOST PROFITABLE group to finacial exploit) and dudes that just stroke their fucking bone towards any girl they can, insist on keeping her famous. The young girls are retarded and brainwashed, you can't blame them as much, but when it comes to men, you're only keeping her famous so that one day she'll have leaked nudes.. because god forbid you actually like her music, because then you are so much of a fucking pussy I'm literally astonished.
Fame is just idiots riding on the shoulders of bigger idiots.
I like her music. It's catchy, you can jam to it, overall great musical talent, however overproduced it may sound sometimes. She's a global pop icon, so good for her. I have nothing but respect for the people with the drive to keep moving forward. Plus, she's fun to sing out at karaoke. People really respond to it. Just my 2 cents.
Taylor Swift has negative ass, a rectangle head, and unproportional lips and nose.
I mean,its just so odd to look her and think someone finds that attractive
I've fapped to her many times and don't know one song she's made.
I wish she would do more covers. Love to hea a cover of 3libras for A Perfect Circle or a cover of Sympathy for the devil by the Rolling Stones. Would love to see how she would make these songs her own. I really love covers!
>>592340619
>You could just jerk off to a tranny
Implying we all don't anyway
>>592348875
>lets make a lot of taytay threads in a mongolian basement child abuse anime board
>thats the greatest marketing idea ever
Fuckin retard
>>592363461
This is the best cover I've ever heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U-1u6YnvUM
>>592339856
>>592364273
I am digging that coat.
What would be the male equivalent of Taylor Swift's style, fashion-wise? She dresses in a very vintage, approachable, way. I respect that.
>>592364779
I love her vintage fashion
>>592364873
Yuppie fashion.
>>592365069
Where should I start with that? My closet has a lot of button ups, sweaters, cardigans and blazers. Not sure how to take the next step.
>>592364873
a faggot
This one is not fake.
Doesn't matter wheater we like her or not (I am not all that keen about her) but one thing is sure. We are all very envious for her money, and may be also for her fame. I would LLOOVVEE to have the money she has, what my life would be, but for fame, I don't care. But all of us would gladly take the money.
>>592365424
See: Scott Disick
I have to admit the "bangs" do a lot for making her attractive.
No webm?!
>>592365957
He seems to use a lot of blazer combinations, and denim shirts. I don't quite think that matches
Fapped to this show many times.
a
>>592368186
My God...
>>592368687
forgot image
>>592368186
So Sexy!
I wanna see her gangbanged by niggers.
damn, her innocent face and sweet body must look so good with huge black cocks all over and inside it.
>>592368834
taylor sqwift is illuimnati reptilian shapeshifter from her consetllation Orion and is giving the message of hedonism and debauchery to young girls so that they can become sacrifices to lilith and usher in a new generation of babylon so that the satan can take over the world easier
contrabutin
muh dick
bmup
>>592369318
Hitler salute
>>592371495
she has the figure of a Stoat
>>592371969
she is blonde, blue eyed and white after all.
I want those long legs wrapped around my giant head
>>592371495
she doesn't have ass but those legs are truly gorgeous.
>>592372282
I would lick them all
spend hours with just my tongue on her legs
>>592372314
and her torso appears to be a leg too!
>>592372475
and you appear to be a faggot too!
>>592372633
and her arms. She's just a bunch of legs.
Dem little titties
I wish that microphone was my pecker.
she doesn't give a fuck about you, you sad loser
>>592373686
i don't know why, but i lol'd
>>592373805
Because we're both stoned.
She's probably the prettiest faced celebrity besides Marisa Tomei.
I wish that microphone was my johnson
>>592341285
>stoplikingwhatIdontlike.jpg
I wish that penis was my microphone
Just found this image on google search.
>muh penis
I wish my shaft was in that mouth
so many open mouth pix, she knows the score
>>592375557
>>592375740
I would murder a human being to have my willy in that mouth
I wish that microphone was my playstation
Get your own Taylor Lips
I'm not really into her kinda music but she herself seems pretty cool.
10/10 would hang.
Hang out, not hanghang.
Nice girl, good presonality, successful and humble too. She's not bad looking either, can't go wrong.
is this image shooped?
She looks like a doll. Thatlys why I named it taylordoll.