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On the bright side, you've discovered a new method of removing tape worms.

I have no doubt doctors around the world will salute you at every removal.

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What's a tapeworm?

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lel

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if you know this song

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kek

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lal

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Im almost empty, someone else contribute

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Get ready fuckers i have a shitload of stories.

>>592198136
Fuck>>592198164

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>>592198136
kek'd

>>592198164
are you me?

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running low

I have a shitload but they aren't organised so im just gonna post a shitload of them, sorry if i post the same one.

>>592197776
>>592197883
Kek'd

>>592197292
A worm that lives in your stomach and eats all stuff that comes in it. Can be 10 feet long, then it begins to eat your organs.

btw. sorry for bad english skill...

>>592197292
An intestine parasite. Shaped like a worm, and split into segments. On the head has hooks to grab for walls of intestines. Feeds off of your shit and anything you eat. Why it's bad? Irritation, diseases, faunal imbalance in intestines, etc.
Btw I'm a medical student

>>592197638
top fuckin jej

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haha

>>592199081
jej'd

>>592198970
Dumb fuck it doesn't eat your organs. Humans are merely carriers for larvae to feed on other species for most of them. Some are different, like swine tapeworm, which does no harm for pigs but in human intestines causes damage.

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this one aint even good, im just posting what i've got left

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Just listen to the song and imagine the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs

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Im out...

>>592201332
That's not from /b/ though, is it?

>>592198096

This is true justice

>>592201431
why would that even matter

>>592201524
did he an hero

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>>592201634
no but he did

>>592201544
Because mods usually don't do commentary on /b/.

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Come one, come all, gather round for the tales of...Roemer, Autist Extraordinaire. It is most definitely worth the read.

>>592197638
message in a bottle, police

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Fuck yea

>>592202105
Gotta love a guy called squid.

>>592202142
>>592197638
Do I win something?

>>592196390
>parents go back to bed

Yeah, that story isn't fake at all.

>>592201781
wot

>>592201995
Saved, will read when i get off with pension in 40 years

>>592198287
LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AT WORK

>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>592202142
Machine head did it better

>>592203064
Hahaha go to the site, honestly.

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Take the time to read this its a good one

http://thestoryofbutton.wordpress.com/

>>592203528
Tfw i was there for that thread.

>>592202575
kek i literally did the same thing. i saw it in a thread and people were going apeshit with replies and i just saved and read the next day when i was bored. possibly my favorite long greentext story i've ever read.

>>592199447
no, that was funny

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>>592204920
Part 2

>>592200282
who the fuck is jim

>>592205108
Reading comprehension F

He's the owner of the dead dog.

>>592204457
I always wonder about this

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Anyone have the one about the tard named kasey?

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>>592198344
full version

>>592206073
If only there were more people like those in the states, they might actually be a nice place to live.

>>592206073
Thanks

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>>592206689
Needs more than a musketeer machinist talking like the Swedish chef to save that place. It's a fair start though.

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/b/ hates niggers

>>592206956
Like I said, more like him to keep the rest of the scum in check, and it'd be nice.

Not perfect, but nice.

>>592203064
>>592203357
this

>>592203680
If supernatural shit actually exsisted this would probably be good

>>592198344
>"blackguard"

>>592196390
Ooh dude, i'm laughing too hard.

>>592202164
what the fuck

>>592209797
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

>>592209066
KEK

>>592212223
holy shit, kek, good one, never saw it before

>>592211133
GOD TIER DUBS-TRIPS-DUBS

fucking love all this shit

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Best 69/10

>>592213016
Bow down now

>>592198215
America in a fucking nutshell

>>592196390
someone remembers the muslim pedo baiting a few days ago??

>>592211133
check'd

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>>592211133
This is now a GET thread and i start with double

>>592215917
eat shit

>>592216213
Trips get

>>592216263
fuck

>>592216263
>>592196390

samefag

>>592216359
hahah what

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>>592198287
>open door, get on floor
>me walk dinosaur
completely lost it

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>>592198560
>tuna toast
ma nigga

>>592198670
the worst thing is, that you fucking saved the thread yourself, you asshole

>>592217493
newfag

>>592217493
>being this new

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>>592217493

>>592000000

>>592199447
something plausible posted on this site in the form on green text.

8.5/10

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>>592199611

>>592196390
>>Fakest of /b/

>>592213828
nice one

>>592218190
"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"

>>592197638
kek

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>>592198215
Please someone call the NASA to ask if they have seen my sides.
That's the best thing I've read in 2015 so far.

>>592199137
This was the best thing i ever read on this website

>>592198096
HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!

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>>592213828

>>592198999
>Btw I'm a medical student
kek'd
>I'm a girl btw

>>592198096
this is pure comedy gold

>>592218569
I wish I could find that thread or one like it

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one of the few great threads I was actually in

>>592201528
>>592198096
>implying anything ever happened to that little faggot.
/b/ is not what it was.

>>592220365

RIP

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>>592220365
EB Mcgee, tale of legends friend, well done.

>>592203064
visit the site now, kek your sides to orbit

>>592199081
jej'd my ass off.

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>>592213828

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pls dont die thread had a good amount of laughs here

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>>592198208
be my friend, anon. be my friend...

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poop

>>592197292
What's a "google"?

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>>592225796
fucking newfag doesn't even know something so basic he asks what Google is fucking nigger

>>592225750
haha kek

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This story is shit

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>>592203064
what the fuck, seriously?

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If no one is reading this thread it will have been an appropriate waste of time and I will not be surprised

>>592197638
TOP KEK

>>592226983
>getaway driver
>Where the fuck is the cash??
>Just drive I got the sink
My fucking sides

>>592198096
Legit question

How can someone get somebodys info from his cellphone number?

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>>592227500
Google it you stupid nigger
pic related you trying to do anything

>>592197494
>implying he didn't pretend to freak out then do what his son did

>>592197776
fake. first it was during a collage lesson, now church?

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>>592197776

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>>592227797
Shut the fuck up turbonigger

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am done

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>>592227686
Nice

>>592200282
kek'd hard

>>592228021
>collage
Where did you even read church? It's in a fucking uni Library haha
newfriend

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/int/ but still

>>592198670
>she's dead, not a fucking beyblade

>>592198634
holy kek

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>>592228269
nice comeback you fucking retard
your picture is shit and I can't even figure out why you posted it in this thread
I found another one in my folder of your ugly faggot face

>>592227500
I think that it's some American thing that you can find out everthing with just the cell number, not sure though

>>592228902
Well that and Facebook and a lot of other social media sites allow you to also log in with your phone number.

Long cat is lllloooooooonnnnngggg

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>>592228683
Woah you sure showed me you fucking retard

Pic related, you

>>592230214
he reminds me of a black samwell tarly

>>592201544
>>>592201544
This and because it's a best of /b/ thread and you're too fucking stupid to read fucknut... Niggers. MW. Spoil the bread.

>>592198215
thanks /b/ro I've been looking for so long

>>592198096
topest of keks

>>592198096
>480 area code

This nigga is from my hometown, shieeet

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>>592230214
wow we sure fucking retards fucking faggot
you

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>>592227686
> the mathurbator

>>592198644
keked all over my sides

>>592226291
I hope this is real

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contribooting

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>>592196390
The best

>>592214669
Monstermale

>>592233725

>the last one
>fucking kek'd

>>592233294
time flies when you're a faggot

>>592233649
the child incarnation of /b/

>>592233725
>the child incarnation of /b/

>>592227799
lol

>>592199137
gold

>>592227686

>mathturbator

Jesus fucking christ I'm in tears.

>>592198496
>female with one hand working in a stockroom lifting boxes

>two handed male gets fired

check your privilege feminists

>>592201995
GOD DAMN THAT WAS GLORIOUS

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>>592226880
FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whers the cont nigger ?
wher is it yha fucking bitch, kike fucking nigger

>>592204920
>>592205072
holy shit! That guy is my new hero
(even if the story isn't legit)