7 gets aids

Ever have have your asshole fisted?

Thats mine too, would you like to go out with me?

Wanna see my one eyed snake?

>>591929930
Ouch I just cut myself on your razor sharp wit

Do you have in particular taste in incest??

>>591930096
reroll

>>591930150
>Update
Roll

tits or gtfo

>>591930187
and so it was that there was winrar

Let me see them tits

>>591930187
Smooth

>>591930187
winrar

>>591930187
winrar

>>591930187
winrar

u wan sum fuk?

"are you up for anything tomorrow?"

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Sharpie in the pooper

>>591930413
reroll

>>591929605
good, come taste my 7incher

>>591930187
Winrar

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>>591930187
0 gets next

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send this
"this is my new bf"

Do you like sex?

I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME. Jeeze are you fucking deaf, you cunt?

>>591930652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeUMCgZdEyU This will explain everything.

>>591930652
7 is also my favorite number, haha, do you wanna go out?

>>591930652
I want to watch you fuck a guy in front of me

>>591930652
I'm gonna be upfront, I'm kinky, I have an 11" dick, and I need to get laid. Interested?

We should go to McDonalds

>>591930806
rolling

>>591930817
50LL

>>591930652
I'd like to go on a date with you - with your consent, of course. ;)

>>591929605
http://ul to/hka2ihlw

>>591930817
Roll

>>591930847
roll

I SAID DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME, ARE YOU DEAF WOMAN?!?!??

>>591930775
Send this

>>591930652
?

>>591930879
Roll

Can't you not read? I want my dick in your mouth.

>>591930920
there's a win

>>591930817
rolling

Has anybody ever said to you
shoot for the stars and then ejaculated on your face?

Lel im just messing with you
Cutie face

>>591930652
I want you explore your body

>>591930920
winrar

>>591930920
winrar

I think you're beautiful, and I was wondering if you would be interested in going on a date with me

>>591930920
Win

>>591930920
You better not have fucked this up.

>>591930920
winrar

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>>591930652
I have big benis that's wants fuk

>>591930652
Haha, sorry. I meant suck my cock. c:

Have you ever fucked a dog? Because I have

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>>591931077
Check em

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Slap your filth for America

>>591930920
winrar

>>591930775

LOL j/k!!!!!!!! XDD

I think your really cute and I feel like we could have something special c:

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>>591930847
Come on , step your game up
5 gets

I love you

Oooo this is gna good....

>>591931406
Gime the pussi b0ss I habe a cancer

>>591931465
winrar

What are you interested in then?

>>591931465
Damn.

GG

>>591931406
You play pokemon?

>>591931465
winrar

>>591931465
fucking kek

>>591931406
Sorry, I didn't know I was talking to a dyke

Fuck you!!!! Fuck you you broke my heart. Fuuuuccckkkk

>>591931465
winrar already?

>>591931465
Win

Ayy lmao

>>591931465
Winner

>>591931406
plz all the other girls say I have really a small penis and you seem really nice.

>>591931406
Cmon bby you know you want sum fuck

>>591931495
Win

>>591931406

Ok sorry what are you interested in then?

>>591931406
You mean anal?

>>591931406
Oh okay. Goodnight.

>>591931406
Shit wrong person, that was meant for someone else, but wana go on a date?

Has anybody ever said to you
shoot for the stars and then ejaculated on your face?

>>591931495
WIN

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>>591931465

>>591931406

Sorry a friend of mine stole my phone -.-

You are so pretty c: Wanna marry mee?

>>591931666
damn son

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>>591931465
I might want to stop soon , I actually like this girl

>>591931406
what are you interested in then?

>>591931786
dont be a faggot op

im sorry I didn't know I was talking to a 12 year old who still believes in romance

>>591931786
dont be a fag op

>>591931786
Well she doesn't like u faggot

>>591931406
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>591931786
Oh shit uh 6 get

>>591931786
You already ruined it with her fag

>>591931786

YOu forgot to give us a numba

>>591930775
Show her this before you quit.

>>591931786
If you actually like her, what the fuck are you doing this for?

>>591931900
kek

Say you love me back

>>591931786
Good guy op

>>591931915
fuck my ass with a giant black dildo

>>591931786
cmon op, just got the fuckin' five
>>591931865

>>591931786
how about dinner then next week then?

Just want to note OP - you totally could have had a decent relationship (or a fuck buddy) with this girl. But you came to /b/ and fucked it all up.

>>591931915
You want to play videogames with me

>>591931915

Post the three pics of Elsa with

LET

IT

GO

I'm not interested in you.

>>591932021
roll

>>591931786
The fuck you doing this for if you like this girl? Abort mission, blame your friend for taking your phone and being weird

>>591931786
Oh, so you only do anal. I'm cool with that, I've never done it but I heard it's pretty good. I just hope I don't pull out a little plum with my dick lol u know what i mean?

>>591931786
OP don't listen to these fuckers. She's at least kid of in to you. Don't ruin something potentially great for you because these idiots don't know how to get laid. And DON'T use this if it winrars.

>>591931915
Please, I'm lonely and everyone thinks I'm gay.

>>591931973

This. Just say your retarded brother stole your phone and kill this thread

>>591931915
I better skedaddle if you sniff my drift

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Le rollaroo

Her name is ali rae? What's yours op?

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>>591931786
OK one last and then I'm calling it quits for this girl at least , 6 still gets

>>591932002
a 5 was gotten before that
>>591931465

>>591932001
reroll

>>591932021
rolll

>>591932131
Rerolling for this

Alright I'm done being a pussy. Either we're going out on Tuesday at 7 or I'm gonna fuck your grandma

Haha just kidding, I'm gay

>>591932122
Reroll

>>591930775
This

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>>591932131
rolling for this

>>591932131
Roll

>>591932123
God damn what a queer

>>591932232
roll

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AYY LEMAONS

>>591932185
Fine cunt

>>591932237
kek roll

i habe a diabetes

let me atleast show you a pic of my 11 incher. if you're still not convinced, i'll quit.

>>591932021
reroll

sorry, a friend took my phone, so whats up?

>>591932185
wanna mindfuck me? See, a pun, Im funny! Now let's fuck

>>591932131

>>591932326
WINRAR

>>591932232
roll

>>591932131
roll

>>591932185

I want to smell your asshole

>>591932237
roll

BITCH LEMME READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY.

>>591932131
Roll

Sorry! I'm just horny I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, just a shot in the dark. Would you want to go out for dinner sometime? We can start slow :).

>>591932185
How disappointing, you have really nice eyes. They'd go well on my mantelpiece.

>>591932122
Roll

>>591932326
win

>>591932021
rolld

>>591932185
it's okay I'm a faggot actually I was just trying to get your attention because I'm about to kill myself

>>591932131
Roll plz

>>591932426
Winrar

>>591931915
I'm posting this on 4chan.org/b, you can find this conversation in the catalog

>>591932426
winner

>>591932326
Are you shitting me

>>591932326
winzip

>>591932326
winrar

Sorry Alli, I was too shy to talk to you myself so I trusted my friend to text you for me. I'm not looking for anything serious. I just got over my last heart break. But I feel something special with you. I just don't know what to do.

>>591932185
I don't need to be your boyfriend to slay your clit with my tongue

Ever hear of plugging?

>>591932326
Wow

shu the fuck up asian or i will kil ur ass. then i sniff tha anus or teh yP? idk ha.. i want som tho :)

ill just kms then

>>591932326
Ahh fuck...

>>591932599
Rolling for this for OP's sake

>>591932326
winrar
I have a sinking feeling that OP isn't going to deliver.

>>591932326

Hahaha winrar

>>591932462
Reroll

>>591932426

First winrar

>>591932526
Do this if I get dubs

>>591932599
dubs win

>>591932677
hahahaah what the fuck
underrated post

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>>591932326
OK im done with her , Ive made a huge mistake

Op better fucking delivar

>>591932599
I agree, say this OP even if not winrar. Get your girl

>>591932185
Ah ok

Are u a genetic female? It's ok with me either way!

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New girl , idgaf about this one
3 get

>>591932867
YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND THE PICTURE.

>>591932867
OP stop delivering the shit winrars. you're trying to get with her here, not fuck your chances.

>>591932970
Dtf?

>>591932867

Just say your retarded lil brother stole your phone

>>591932867
Are you retarded?
You were supposed to send the damn pic!

>>591932867
Omg OP you might have saved it with that AYY LAEMONS! She'll think you are drunk as fuck. Play it off cool man, play it off cool!

>>591930775
Send this to the new girl.

>>591932867
Only drunk on love for that pussy

>>591933013
Win

>>591932970
so we fuckin or what

>>591932970
you've got nice eyebrows can i cum on them

>>591932970
Hey ima huge fucking faggot who likes dick, join me and let's talk about big black cock

>>591932970
Can you ride a horce cock like we do down in texas, girlfriend?

>>591932970
I'm going to kill myself

>>591932970
u wan sum fuk?

>>591932867
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

>>591933078
roll

>>591932970
>>591933073
winzip, whichever counts

>>591932970
I have been thinking alot about you

>>591933013
winrar!

>>591932970
Can I lick your asshole?

>>591932970
Hey baby, I'm posting this on 4chan.org/b

hey what are you doing tonight?

>>591933073
shit winnrawr

>>591933013
winrar

>>591932185
What are you interested in?

>>591932970

I'm coming to fucking kill you, you stupid slut. Better fucking prepare yourself little cunt. I'm gonna smash your fucking head in, shouldnt a fucked with me.

>>591933013
WINRAR

>>591933044
>nice dubs
also it wont work.. i mean youre right but there are some fucked up people on /b/ who will start getting a little too fucked up if op doesnt deliver

Hey, I don't know if you know this but I'm gay. I don't have any friends, but those that know me are starting to catch on. If I pay you $200, could we 'go out' for just a week to get them off my trail?

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>>591932197
touché, my bad

>>591932970
start a new thread

>>591933405
ooooh nu

>>591933013
win rawr

>>591933338
Kek

Lucifer is a faggot

>>591933391
How fucking beta are you?

I need to tell u that I think I love you. I'm really into other guys dickpics but I'm not gay! So u wanna let me stick it in or what?

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Op go back to other chick and say that you were playing a game where they tell you what to say or some shit and that you just did it for the game.

You can recover this op.

If I get my dick sucked by another man, does that make me gay?

>>591933574
Not beta, just have a small dick

>>591933778
kek

I'm lonely and massaging my massive 10 inch cock as I dream about your swirly little toes caress my anal cavity. I got 1oz come over bitch

>>591933681
Or just say that he was drunk

>>591932326
Ayy lemaons
Pls give me sleep and rest because I have work in 8 hours

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Op is a fag

U wan get coffee then smell each other's crevices?

>>591933681
>compromise 4chan
Rule 1: We do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2: We do NOT talk about /b/.

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>>591933013
FUCKING FINE JESUS

>>591932970
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>591933989
lel

okay report thread and sage we're done here if op is done with this girl

>>591933989
YOU MISPELLED IT YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>591933989
Op delivars

My sides

>>591933948
with his "friends" not 4chan

>>591934043
Winrar!?

>>591933989
u dun goofed

>>591933989
You misspelled "LEMAONS"

>>591933989
Wow...

>>591931406
aww man you were in with that 7 pickup

>>591933989
OP finally delivered on my get

>>591933989
Wow. Just wow.

>>591934327
Aye, like captain going down with his ship.

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>>591933989
Yeah you know you're fucked when she says that she's gonna drink bleach. Bad idea getting /b involved when you're trying to win a girl over.

>>591932326
AYY LEMAONS

>>591933989
Today OP wasn't a faggot, after some convincing. Good job Opie

>>591932326
AYY LEMAONS

>>591932462
reroll

U can still recover op, just say it was a msg meant for one if your retarded internet friends! Then tell her she is cute and u would like to take her on a date

>>591933989
please let us continue with her

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>>591933013
Here , this is my tribute , I apoligize , 9 gets next

>>591933989
Ask her to live stream drinking the bleach.

>everyone wins

I WANT TO LICK YOUR SALTY ASS

If u liked that pic I got a great one of a funny banana!