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2015-01-10 13:00:31 Post No. 591794555
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2015-01-10 13:00:31
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>Dating a woman
Fucking WHY?
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women
>Dolphins don’t mind if you cum inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can’t even get pregnant
>Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won’t scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them
>Dolphins give it up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent then women
Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.
So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet, /b/?
