>>591631802
is this autistic edition?

>>591632078
This is /b/, what do you expect from us?

>>591632328
Shit that's funny

>>591632637
based garth

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>>591631802
Fuck I wasn't expecting that I lost on op I have disgraced my famiry

>>591633257
what the shit? Whats going on here?

>>591633257
Lost hard

>>591632024
Lost, nice one

Question regarding webms: How do i remove the audiostream. I have a few funny webms but they have audio, so i cant post them.

>>591633790
>I'm the cook

I've always wanted to see this porn >>591634225

>>591633257
I kek'd

>>591633681
shitty and not funny. if you're too lazy to shoop them into the footage, then don't fucking bother.

>>591633790
TOP FUCKING KEK

>I"M THE COOK

>>591633257
Was she having a stroke?

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>>591633681
butthurt yuropoor strikes again!

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>>591635048
swiggety swooty, i am comming for the booty

>>591634987
fuck off americunt

>>591633681
>To infinite and beyond!

>>591632637
russell crowes autistic brother?

>>591635525
fucking lost

>>591633771
lol, thats pretty funny actually

>>591635891
Just because you aren't being solely targeted by terrorists anymore.

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>>591636605

>>591633771
lost so hard

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i know its not a webm, but fuck you.

>>591632637
Sauce?

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>>591631802

>>591637766
>draugr

kek

>>591637464
every baby should be hit by a car at least once in life. It makes you grow up strong and with purpose

>>591633257
This is the second video I've seen with this dumb shit.

>>591637766
im really curious to know what her pussy looks like

>>591636757
i loled, its from wich movie?

>>591637766
thank you mr skeltal

>>591638317
>ralph's

>>591637766
file name made me smile
but this is YLYL not a cringe thread

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>>591637766
lmao filename

>>591633771
Good sir

>>591635048
those are the nicest tits I ever saw

>>591638641
One of the Naked Gun movies.

>>591633699
idk why i just lost

>>591633257
i demmand the sauce of this..!

>>591639203
thank you again mr skeltal

>>591632733
lost

>>591631802
I wish That happens. I hate that faggot i always see him on fucking reddit when im looking for porn with a bunch of queers kissing his ass "oo a black person who talks about space and bill nye a scientist who was popular when i was a kid amazing"

>>591631802
Niggers chimping around for about four minutes to answer the question:
"If you are going 80 miles per hour, how long does it take to go 80 miles?"


facebook com/photo.php?v=10202517290999274&set=vb.1405380102

gotta link y'all to JewBook.... thanks moot for no sound in webms

>>591639338
thanks m8

>>591634225
filename

>>591633771
genius

>>591639307
get out more often

>>591638721
Midgets headbutting my dick is my new fetish.

>>591639453
Lost so bad

>>591633257
I love wedding rings in porn. It's my biggest turn on.

>>591638721
hahaha

>>591633699
that filename

>>591639363

site: google search:cross eye porn

>you're welcome

>>591639453
lol the perfection in that

>>591639602
lol I never get out

>>591639825
get the fuck out

>>591634225
That fucking filename

>>591638721
Because of this I had to hold in a very large laugh as I'm in the bathroom and don't want my housemates asking why I'm busting a gut on the shitter

>>591638317
look who's pregnant!

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>>591638721
kekked

>>591638641
>>591636757

Cant believe I lost to this classic

Naked gun 4.5

>>591635812
oh my lost fucking hard

>>591638317
you need the audio:

it's ok honey are you sick or something?

-no, im pregnant.

>>591633771
lol

>>591636757
kek

>>591637766
thankyou mr skeltal

>>591631802
I can confirm, that for me too, there was no trauma then or now. No shame either. I honestly don't give a fuck what others who I do not know, think about me.

They don't respect my opinions, so I would never honestly respect theirs. It's just that simple...

Molested at around 9-ish, (not unwanted)... Molested others from 9-12, while I was 9-14, (mutual and not unwanted)...

Voluntarily stopped after a relationship with a 28yr-old while I was 16-19, (She was sooo hot, but nutty.)

Still no regrets in my past and no desire to "force myself" or "traumatize" anyone of my age, or younger. Though, I still consider myself a pedo, as it is normal to "like youthful bodies", and "be chemically attracted to people of breeding age". It is called nature. Civility is anti-nature and anti-evolution and anti-human. Stop supporting the decay of your race's genetics in the name of "because I don't want you to". Let those idiots become medical-dependent and intolerable to evolutionary changes which we need to survive in the future. They will all be dead, like all other failed "civilizations". Ever wonder why no singular civilization ever actually thrived? It is because "civility" is simply fucking wrong, and all are doomed to fail, because they ensure it, by design.

Those who are smart choose to breed less. Those who are dumb, breed like rabbits. That is your failed logic of a civility formula. Add that to "breeding 2x past fertile readiness", and you have pure genetic hitlerism with a touch of dead-locked failed DNA preservation of creatures that will soon be extinct without a chance to ever evolve in the future.

They are not doing shit to protect children. You protect them by educating them. There is no protection offered by removal of a criminal after criminal activity has occured. That is just parental "peace of mind", a selfish act under the ploy of "protection", while keeping children ignorant to the reality which would actually offer them protection,

>>591638317
>1420375152358.webm
Anyone source?

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>>591638721

Jesus. There is literally nothing so obscure or disgusting or weird that somebody hasn't filmed it and put it on the internet.

>>591640711
>>591640711
oh

>>591633790
Sauce?

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>>591640711
You go girl

>>591632024
Oh damn

>>591640872

I have yet to see midget scat porn.

I mean I haven't made a concerted effort to look, but it seems like it should've come up naturally by now.

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>>591640711
Context!?
u don't make any sense Niggah

>>591639453
lel

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>>591637878
Garth Merengays dark place (I may be spelling his sur name wrong)

>>591640711
Checked.

>>591640496
Sauce pls?

>>591632024

context?

>>591640711
>>591640986
>>591641293
>>591641402

Looks like her thread 404'd before she got to post so she came in here and randomly posted. I've done it, I'll admit

>>591633771
lost

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>>591637766

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>>591636757
Lost once he got caught in the god damn bear trap

>>591641886
Toppest of keks

>>591641744
Checked,

>>591641886
thank you sexe skeletal

>>591638317
Fucking cracked, gg

>>591641481
Mafia or something put a hit on the guy in the alley. They usually kill the family as well, which the baby is part of.

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>>591640711

>>591642463
fuck off seinfeld. Fucking shit tier comic with the likes of John Stewart and Seth McFarlane

>>591633257
oh shit!!!!!!!! i lost hard this time

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>>591640711

>>591637925
>>591631802
original ?

>>591637766
Fus Ro Da!

>>591634225

Lame filename

>>591642803
what is this 1992?

>>591642913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhIOylZMg6Q

>>591642913
a wrecking ball doesnt kill them??

>>591641744
fucking mods.

My turn. (In response to anons saying they fap even more when they have a gf than when they don't):

>>591639935
>>591638894

Been there. That's cuz she's
A.) Not attractive enough to satisfy you
B.) Not horny enough to satisfy you
C) Both

Usually it's C.

My solution was to make her cheat me with other dudes and film the shit. Then I'd make her tell me about fucking other dudes while I fucked her and shit. LOL.

>>591633790
Seems like you can have, too many cooks.

>>591643071
i was thinking the exact same thing

>>591643053
"women 2015"

>>591641549
top kek i lost

>>591641886
lost hard

>>591637766
ty mr skeltal

>>591643374
mods?
really?

You that autistic?

>>591643559
wat

>>591635880
sauce?

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>>591643071
you exaggerate, i think it was more like '98 or even later. I still feel old though.

>>591632637
thats why i hate american movies

>>591643559
Sauce?

>>591636757
classic OJ

>>591642803
This is poor even for 9gag standards.

You should kill yourself now for the shame.

>>591635880
kek

>>591633681
9/11 is the best thing ever happened

>>591636757
I don't know why, but it's funny for me.

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>>591632024
5 MAN ENTER 1 MAN LEAVE

>>591641549
yeah...worms can't do that
someone is doing this to it

>>591632733
holy fuck kek'd so hard

>>591633699
I'd be disappointed if my daughter didn't laugh at this. I hate that timid shit.

>>591644162
Thats why i love them. Stupid and mindless action.

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>>591639453
lulz, that's great, have all of Palestine.

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>>591637766
same thing

>>591644016
Gremlins

>>591644162
>>591644162
is this b8?
it's from a british show

>>591645519
WOAH! FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE!

>>591643053
I don't get it.

>>591635525
sauce???

>>591639453
Art imitates reality.

Lost hard.

>>591633771
winner

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>>591645282
It reminds me of this

>related

>>591633699
;-;

>>591634747
by sucking your mother's cock

>>591644162
it's a britbong comedy series you cunt

>>591638317
>pregnant
>doing porn
>covered in cum and vomit

Textbook definition of "rock bottom"

>>591646105
>pregnant
>actually just murican
:^)

>>591632733

yup, lost. happy to have lost, too.

>>591638317


MMMMMMeeriica! FUCK YEEEEA!

>>591644935
It's not about timidity. Disney mascots are all about maintaining the illusion that a character is a character, and not a person in a costume. She turned and hid her face because she would have gotten in trouble with management if she didn't.

>>591644016
Critters

>>591644895
sauce?

>>591646531
>Top selling game every year

>>591645714
the counselor

>>591637766
i bet if you fuck her, she got brain aneurysm.

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>>591643559
Yeah, sauce on this one?

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>>591645667
there's a camera on both sides of the phone and they're using the vanity camera without giving the slightest shit about people around. Typical bitch of the now.

That strip belongs to a cringe or maybe feels thread imo

>>591633771
I may never recover from this.

>>591646657

thank you, kind human.

>>591646598
I don't think you understand.

>>591644703
It's covered in ants, Anon. It's being eaten alive.

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>>591643559
Sauce ples

>>591645620
Oh cum, all ye faithful

>>591638721
>giving head

>>591633771
best webm ive ever seen on a ylyl thread, needless to say i lost hard

>>591647435
watch the first three (the third only for young Leonardo DiCaprio performance) but don't watch 4

>>591640872
I keep looking for videos of people fucking marine life and I haven't found any yet.

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>>591644703
actually, they do. Several species of worms such as asian jumping worm, alabama jumping worm

>>591645282

Who the fuck pulls their pants down below their ass while standing to take a piss?

He was already retarded before that guy started fake pissing on him.

>>591645519
3spooky5me

>>591638721
lost

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>>591639471
>i always see him on fucking reddit when im looking for porn with a bunch of queers kissing his ass

You're probably the same type of fag to think the fedora meme is funny.

>>591648856
welcome, newfriend, to the land of obscure and unnatural fetishes. I'm sure /b/tards will deliver shortly.

>>591641549
>not posting the appropriate music to go with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOPh44nMijo

>>591644011
>>591644170
>>591647273
>>591647918
how hard is to type doom hentai in google?

>>591649730
Doom hentai?
I dare you to try

Better start with doom sex wad

>>591649730
How the fuck is someone supposed to know that's the name of the mod just by looking at the image?

>>591633771
Lost gg guys

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>>591648882
>alabama jumping worm
kek

>>591649730
hold the phone
did /vr/ actually make this?

>>591633070
fucking top kek

>>591633699

Holy shit, lost right a the start. The way the little girl on the left laughs makes it even better.

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>>591648376

>>591633771
FUCKING TOP KEK

>>591639453
Lost
First time ever i actually laugh out loud from an YLYL thread!

laughed like 5 times
>inb4 newfag

>>591638721
You haven't really lived until you've had a threesome with 2 midgets and having one headbutt your nuts. It's the little things in life.

>>591631802
That ball desperately needs a breech loading cannon. Can do. Will deliver for 2K Troy ounces of Silver.

>>591648594
made me laugh more than the webm

>>591640711
You think you have any idea what pain is? Bitch you don't know anything. NOTHING AT ALL. The entirety of "pain" you think you've felt in your life looks like bliss to me. Indeed, if you struggle under just this you should just go and kill yourself. Stop posting. Kill. Now. End your weak presence on this world. Its probably fucking worthless anyways. Your pain is too much? I laugh at those words. Do you have any idea what its like to have the most precious thing in your lfie (my WoW account) taken away from you by someone you loved and trusted? (fucking mom) AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING. I TOLD MY SISTER. SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME. I PLEADED MY FATHER. HE GROUNDED ME. I PLEADED TO EVERYONE AND NOBODY FUCKING HELPED ME. In the end, I was alone. WoW-less. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THAT FEELS? My life had lost its meaning. There was no point in going on. All I could think about was the moment when it was torn away from me and everyones laughter and disregard. It was unbearable to live. Before you go bitching about your pain, think again. Before you hit enter and waste other people's valuable time, think again. You have no idea what real pain is. You should just go fucking kill yourself if you're just going to bitch and moan from even the tiniest displeasure you face in your life. An Hero already, worthless bitch.

>>591633257
Looks like they might be on a really high dose of MDMA or something

>>591636757
Fkin lost

>>591645282
lost as i heared the ass hitting the floor in my head

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>>591636757

lost at bear trap

Does anyone have that gif of the naked banana picture being held by the lead singer of nickle back saying "everytime i see it, it makes me laugh"?

>>591635525
lost hard. from the movie "the countsolar"

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>>591631802
>be me, 14, freshman year of highscool
>beta to end all betas
>only ever had one date, a pity date on Valentine's Day in 8th grade
>foreign exchange studen from South Korea shows up
>really cute, solid 9/10
>she has my math class
>only seat open is right in front of me
>Thiswillbeit.png
>she doesnt speak much english yet, but find out her name is Yu
>make jokes about her name because im too stupid to know she wont understand yet
>weeks pass, we talk occasionally, not much
>she starts talking to the kid to the left of her
>kid is my first gf's twin brother
>flamingly gay, wear bright flashy clothes, looks like a girl, maybe because i dated his sister.
>rumour starts that Yu and gay kid are dating
>cry myself to sleep over the thought that my one chance has been taken by a gay kid.
>next day in math class
>Yu turns around
>asks if i want to come over to do homework
>i leap at the chance, but im confused
>at her house, doing homework
>she asks if im seeing anyone
>say no, still confused
>she leans in to kiss me
>whoneedsviagra.gif
>then i remember the gay kid
>she sees im confused
>says i should relax
>asks whats wrong
>well, sombody told me
>Yu had a boyfriend
>who looked like a girlfriend
>that i have in February of last year

>>591655756
.....I swear to all unholy niggers...I don't know who you are. But I will find you. And I will kill you.

>>591633771
KEK

>>591655756
God fucking dammit you sick little shit

>>591655756
Laughed harder than I should.

>>591645714

The Mask

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>>591656960
>this is what i was wearing
>tell me I deserved it
>i dare you

>>591656960
hahahha cool

>>591655756
My joy is palpable.

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>>591635880

>>591640872

Im still waiting for the day that a man with a small penis fucks a man with a huge penis in his pee hole. I have seen insertions and stuff already - but no penetration of a penis by another penis - although it should be possible.

>>591642803
Baby's first gif.

>>591655756
I dislike you on a personal level.

>>591656607
>filename

Fucking niggers.

>>591642432
...so they succeeded?

>>591644016
That's from Critters I do believe.
Fucking brilliant film.

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>>591640711

>>591644602
Yeah, it gave us the excuse to war ourselves with anyone we wanted to. Hope it happens again. We could use another war.

>>591656607
Monkey see, monkey do

>>591657963
>RoboCop
>RoboCock

>>591635525
oh shit!! i lost

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>>591643559
Holy motherfucking jesus on a pointy stick sauce?

>>591643429
fuck this video was so awesome!

>>591638721
i have a weird bone now

>>591632733
It's not a jew, notice how it doesn't like the big money.

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>>591659167
I love it when a plan comes together

>>591638317
this is not a "you boner you loose"

>>591655756
kek

>>591639617
fuck lost to this

>>591638317
lol hes still jerking off

>>591639453
genius

>>591638721
One of them is Mini Miya who is the other?

>>591638721
These aren't my glasses

>>591661994
pig looks so sad at beginning. He knows what's up.

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>>591642803
>mfw a friend sent me this years ago on w2k outlook express and i laughed hysterically at it

>>591635525
is this an edit?