>8:30pm
>no nz thread
u wot m80
>>591517831
shameless self bump
>>591517831
what, no kiwis on tonight? come on fellas
HASTINGSBRO REPOT FOR DUTY SIRRAH
>tfw saving this thread
newfags shouldn't make threads
>>591518295
>>591518318
Sure...
>>591518318
don't like my thread? gtfo then
>>591518379
then your thread will die
>>591518418
We wouldn't want that...
>>591518418
my thread will be revived knowing that its free of your faggotry
Hi, My name is A~~~lice!
Dunedin reporting. Total recall is on channel four
I feel like everybody's out partying without me
nelson/blenheim nate here.....tinychat is broken
>>591518609
the remake or the original?
>>591518633
even my dad is out at the country club, and i'm stuck here home alone
sup
should be out clubbing and drinking today but i'm sick
>>591518575
that looks suspiciously like a qt azin
>hope you have a permit for that sir
What's a good movie to watch? Preferably less than two hours as I'll be drinking and I might not make it to the end if it's too long.
Gizzy reporting in, what's up?
>>591518789
just finished watching the interview, would highly recommend
>>591518662
Original
>>591518895
ehh, not in the mood for arnold atm
>>591518754
>tfw drinking alone/not alone
>>591518871
Seen it, funnier than I thought it would be.
>He's pourin' KY Jealous all over his dick.
>>591519011
Srsly?That remake a shit
>>591519061
it doesn't matter, because you know what i get heaps of? PUSSEEEHHHHHHHH
>>591519115
i never said i liked the remake, just not in the mood for arnold atm
WHY DID YOU SHEEP FUCKERS STEAL THE AUSSIE FLAG DESIGN?
need a new meme...
i think i'll start by calling everyone "my friend"
>>591519219
because we rock it better than you do
>>591519219
Buttery roohopper detected
>>591519011
Fair enough, we just shifted flats so we just chilling with a few brews and explosion
>>591519317
i don't got no booze, don't got no weed, all alone at home with nothing to do on a friday night, woo
>>591519132
One of my favourite jokes was how Seth Rogen's character hooks up with the NK girl, and you expect the movie to fetishise her but it flips it around and she fetishes him in a weirdly uncomfortable way.
>Your nipples are so pink! I lub it!
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>591519267
>tfw your gimmick isn't established enough that people would recognize you were you to change your introduction
>>591519380
Then you better go call your boys and head out for a few beers. Soak up the summer kid
Reporting In. How's it going bros?
>>591519267
Bruh.
Better put ya name on it mate, they go fast around here.
Wasn't someone posting fucking firetrucks the other week
>>591519412
i just loved the whole movie, especially franco, his facial expressions are god tier
>>591519474
who you calling kid, bruh
>>591518780
i have your permit right here
*GRABS CROTCH*
>>591519425
>>591519267
>tfw I don't even have a gimmick and can't compete with you gods amongst men
>>591519556
>>591519556
>>591519635
you guys treat it like tripping
>>591519556
I've been workshopping a few things, still in development though.
>>591519750
Good luck!
Heaps of shits already been taken
>>591519533
Go enjoy summer kiddo
>>591519919
thanks, my friend
>>591519750
shut up kyss u wont complete it your asian not indian ill send u my tax thingy
>>591519919
fuck no, summer is the worst of all the seasons
>wintermasterrace
>>591519976
that wasn't me, my friend
>>591520033
Yeah!
Noice double dubs
>>591520151
horry shet, didn't even notice
>>591520033
God I hate summer, the only good thing about it is watermelon.
>InB4 "You a nigga"
>>591520277
only thing i like about summer is people wear less clothing which makes for better perving whenever i'm out and about
what are the last three songs you guys listened to?
(I'm just curious)
>Ram Jam-Black Betty
>My Chemical Romance-Nanana
>Bon Jovi-Bad Medicine
Howard ?????
Rotorua reporting in, French on working holiday visa. Sweet as bro
>>591520497
How do eskimos perv? Does it ever happen that an eskimo guy hooks up with a chick, only to realise that she's fat as fuck under her furs?
>>591520277
>>591520497
Winter time is comfy time
>>591520550
>Shiina Ringo – Okonomide
>Shiina Ringo – Torikoshikurou
>Shiina Ringo – Kuki
>>591520550
>karmin: brokenhearted
>MKTO: thank you
>MKTO: classic
>>591520661
>implying fatties aren't hot
>>591520550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UARLLUxbzc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBmYmJxw2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q25dVDn9zuc
>>591520598
:2
>>591520671
agreed
>>591520550
I've just been watching this recording of a Charli XCX show. Fuck she's sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VctgEuC1P9E
>>591520797
dem legs tho
>>591520797
I listened to Iggy Azeala's Fancy for the first time properly the other day.
It was ok i guess
>>591520754
Yeah you're probably right, eskimos would dig fat chicks. They keep you warm at night.
>>591520857
I dig her sexy ham hocks.
>tfw you live in a meme world
>>591520897
cushin for the pushin nigga
meow??
>>591521063
>>591521063
post nzcat69.fpg, my friend
>>591520968
The battle for the mind of New Zealand will be fought in the internet arena — the memedrome. The computer screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the computer screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the computer screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore memes are reality, and reality is less than memes.
WHATS THAT ABOUT MY THREAD DYING?
YEA, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
>>591521346
Deep.
>>591521125
fpg??
>>591521484
It's a reworked quote from Videodrome.
>>591520968
>me too
I just started drinking and now no one posts?
hamfag reporting in, anyone in hamilton got some weed?
>>591522159
no rush, my friend
>>591522216
yep meet me at hillcrest park
Who wants to swallow my kids?
Post hot chicks from botany/ east
>>591522366
haven't got any transport bruh, and if i went to hillcrest i might as well go to my tinny haus
>>591522397
ys pls bby
all these new kpop girl groups look like shit
Queenstown, checking in.
Fergburger a shit, Devil Burger is better.
>>591522159
I'll drink with you!
(Unless you're a poorskinniggermaori,in wich case NEVER REPRODUCE)
>>591522507
How about these girls? Thoughts?
>>591522397
Make like Cronus and swallow your own kids.
>>591522397
Are they grills?
>>591522507
>>591522584
nevermind i thought you were some newfag posting about the kpop idols posted in this thread.
>>591522584
but they're not new or kpop, my friend
I still needa know if anyone knows anything about vic central.
I gotta get outta this place :'(
>>591522597
>Misspelling the God of times name.
For this,you shall be cursed to cum instantly every time you see a female,with a one hour cooldown
>>591518825
Sup g
>>591522880
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronus
Not to be confused with Chronos.
>>591523001
Nvm,I've always seen it spelt with a k
>>591522666
AS YOU COMMAND,SATAN!
>>591523149
Apparently they're sometimes considered different deities and sometimes the same.
Am I getting drunk for nothing? Make with the chatter!
>>591523762
Wait for the the other shit posting regulars, then things will pick up
>>591523762
Get drunk on Sunday, I might be keen to drink aswell, it's been a while
>tfw you think your heart's gonna give out any second
i am literally dying :/
>>591524134
I feel like that, I'm always compulsively feeling my pulse in my neck to make sure it's still beating. The reality of being a body is terrifying, you're this flimsy hunk of meat that you have to trust will keep itself going, but could just as easily break down at any second. Then you're nothing.
>>591524134
I get that feeling whenever there's pins and needles in my left arm
>>591524134
yoona does that to her oppas
Hello.
dead thread
dead country
my friend
>>591524584
You seem like the sort of person who quit watching when Capaldi showed up.
>tfw this will be my first time staying up past 1130 since last sunday night
I might not even make it, i'm pretty tired
>>591524134
Go see a doctor get better and start posting
>>591524386
Life is fragile bro
That's what makes it precious
So it's up to me to keep this thread alive? Well I'll do it, because I'm a patriot.
>>591524710
Haven't watched the Christmas special yet, but otherwise I'm up to date. But thanks for clumping me in with that Tennant-Fangirl crowd.
>tfw completely sober
tried drinking the pain away yesterday now i'm taking meds
>>591525641
>Life is fragile bro
>That's what makes it ridiculous
This is how I feel about the matter. You're an organism that has developed a fear of death because it's advantageous to the survival of the species, but from the point of view of the individual you're pretty fucked. This fear is designed to keep you alive long enough to reproduce, but after that it doesn't give a fuck, all the better that you die to keep the species on the road to progress. So you're engineered to be delivered into your worst fear. That's life for you.
>>591525773
Honestly I don't even really like Doctor Who, I just watch it for Capaldi, who I love from The Thick Of It.
Bro i gotz a tray of Double Brown.
kawerau chur
i think it might be food poisoning
>>591526113
Life is an enigma,but it's all we've got.
So I say not to mind the purpose,but enjoy this fragile slice of reality that is yours
>>591525993
What's your pain bro?
We can help you,you're in good company
>>591526445
What did you eat?
>>591526659
He's sick
>>591526674
i had pizza like last week and i thought it tasted off af
then i just assumed it was the feta
i was literally making excuses for myself so that i didn't throw the whole pizza away
>>591526714
How so?
>>591526490
It's a cruel joke. You're designed to have needs that keep you striving, needs that will never be satisfied. From the point of view of nature happiness is just a carrot dangled on front of your face to draw you forward. There's no contentment, no peace to be had, because all that matter is that you keep going. Keep livng, for no reason other than that what got us to where we are today. All we do is exist, and for what? Not a fucking thing. If you could press a button and make it so that nothing ever existed, would you do it? I'd be tempted I can tell you.
>>591527019
I don't know ask him
>>591526969
RIP ;_;
Also guys, we made it
>>591525672
>>591527319
Nevermind, they were fast to delete that one
It was a "Why aren't you dating a New Zealander girl?" thread.
I'm going to pretend that none of you made it
bumpin the thread.
>>591527156
I wish I could help you bro,all I can say is that for me,pleasure is so much more than relief from pain,and I couldnt even think about an heroing nowadays(I found that spending more time around family was a good tonic for the way I saw things)
>>591527853
bumpin the bump
>>591527950
>tfw I click the button that says I'm not a robot,but im not really sure anymore
>>591527950
I hate that fucking image. I don't remotely understand why people commit suicide.
>>591528499
It doesn't* Fuck I'm more drunk than I thought.
Friday night, we going deep?
Uh-oh, time to dump MSPaint pictures I made.
>>591528952
>taking credit for pictures other people have made
Apparently not
>>591528499
I dunno man,I've got something that keeps me going,do you hate anything with a burning passion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrSXISDNE0
jesus fuck i added this to my watch later in a cringe thread one time.. and i finally got around to watching it
>>591529345
>tfw...know that feel
Dude, peel off you fucking koon stinking monkey bastard. I'll have ye balls deep in the hole of my nipple and tape shark teeth on my cock and skull fuck you hard. Ease in the cum that follows afterwards and cover me in your saliva.
Any chance this will make it to a second thread, I'm catching up on drinks damn
>>591529301
Only myself.
any st heliers cunts about
>>591529542
shame about the...
>>591529767
yes
>>591529767
maybe
>>591529767
i don't know
>>591529767
I'm on about drink 7 how about you?
>>591518657
Bleeenhiemmm!
Where my eggirlfag at
someone sell me drugs in hamilton
>>591530221
Half way through 12 of heineken with some portion of a bottle of rum to follow
>>591530575
I have work at 10 tomorrow so just the sneaky 15 pack of Export should do me for this evening...
>>591529981
>most unkindest cut of all
>>591529811
buy gun
Load gun
Enter mosque
Massacre.jpg
Otherwise I'm sorry man,I really am,I wish I could help you.
I'm going to bed fuck i'm starting to get a headache
later homies
>>591531175
Sleepy well
>>591530964
Why should I kill people? They're just as fucked as I am, nihilism doesn't preclude compassion.
>>591531377
Hey man,if your okay with a religion that explicitly states all no converts deserve death,spreads at an alarming rate,and overpopulates because of lack of sexual restraint,while aggressively undermining the western world,go a head.
>>591531377
Repeat after me:apathy is death is apathy is death is apathy is death.
New Zealand in one picture.
>>591532274
Fuck man,I didn't need those feels
>>591531822
You seemed like such a nice guy before.. alas just another self righteous prick.
>>591532755
This is your life now.
what time are you guys sleeping?
>>591533169
Don't question me.
>>591533222
I was waiting on trips...
Hastingsbro over and out