lol!!!!!!!!!!

Inseminate that bitch and ditch her

did it squawk

Yeah. I wanna know why she had a fucking Condor in her car.

hire a hitman

Keep the condor as a pet, that'd be hella cool

>>591423083
A lot of women tend to not be very loyal. Some are genuine, some aren't. Take it with a grain of salt pal, there are millions of better ones out there. People are just... people. I'd make peace and tell her she's got to bail? Or keep her if you don't give a fuck that she's promiscuous. In fact, some people find that kind of hot for their girl to bang other guys.

>>591423083
Californian or Andean?

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>>591423083
How do you use a condor?

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>>591423083
She used a fucking condor?

>>591423083
yo that would be a pretty awesome find

Why was there a condor in her cat?

>>591423302
why so he can pay child support? fuck that. dont do that op

>>591423594
This. Too bad it was used tho

>>591423631
nice

>a used condor

does 4chan replace the word condom with condor?

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Even used, that can't have been cheap. Condor are hard to come by.

Drop her and never let her know why. It REALLY gets under bitches skin when they don't get closure.

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Have my favorite revenge based green text story for inspiration

>>591423932
yes

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>>591423083
OP I feel your pain. The other day, my girlfriend left her facebook open and I noticed she has been messaging a FALCON! Needless to say, I broke up with her on the spot. Worse than fucking a nigger.

Pic related, the mother fucker that my gal is messaging

awww fuck you op, I'd do anything to get my own pet condor, even if it was used by my gf.

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>>591423083
Here you go OP some of the best advice the internet has to offer

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>>591423083
>Im gonna kill that bitch.

Post pics on 4chan... become /b/ legend and superhero

>>591423995
this

>>591423464
>Condor

>>591423995
Pretty much this. Anything else is overkill and makes you look like a beta faggot. Nothing is worth going to jail over.

>>591423083
Find out when/where it happens, walk in with a video camera.

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better not be a california condor, those things are endangered she can get into alot of trouble!

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she likes condors, those are great pets I can't believe she kept that from you

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>>591424167
My ex totally wore out my cassowary. Barely used it myself.

Hihi, condor

>>591424138
i'm drunk and i just kekked hard. thanks anon

Post her nudes

>>591423083

Nothing... Let go, cry and kill yourself. Or , just a thought - fuck other woman have a good time

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>>591423995
This.
Shut up, move on, never look back. Grow to be a better man.

Captcha: SCHOLAR ponryu

>>591423083

you need to catch her in the act, especially if you're married. get a few little spy cams from amazon or the mall or something. make sure they're digital of course. put one in the car, one in ur bedroom, and one where you think its likely she'd have sex. wait a month or so and try to act normal. check that shit on a few day/weekly basis. once you catch her in the act, you have proof of adultry and depending on your state you dont have to give that bitch shit.

or an alternative is, once you have the vids, youc an spread that shit around /b/ and make sure it gets everywhere. Wouldnt be illegal because it was filmed in your own home/ property and its your wife (again, if you're married)

Id rather have a cheating whore than the obedient dog i have now. No spice...

>>591424462
bitches right?

Fuck her life up OP dont get arrested or put in jail because of a stupid cunt.

>>591423544
Few bagss on the dark web,dont see that as a bad idea myself

Best way? Walk away like the others said, and find someone better than her. Post pictures of you and the new girl on your facebook having a blast, and set the privacy to public. Be happy as fuck. profit.

>>591424203
I second this!

Did this same thing 3 years ago and fuck was it worth it. Also fucked her sister, not anymore since moralfag, but whenever I happen to see her on the street I let her know just how much of a good fuck doll her sister was than her.

>>591424119

Not very green is it? Did have a wee kek though

Take the used condom and tie it to her windshield wiper.

Or poke holes in every condom she knows about and then dont use them. Let her find out the hard way.

>>591425143
nah, that shit is shallow and justifies her hatred for you. She will be like "I'm glad I cheated on that dick". Best way is to just be a nice guy, and let her destroy herself.

>>591424119
>green text

cool it eminem

>>591424205
Again