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2015-01-08 14:27:46
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>Be me many years ago
>Autistic Beta-tard
>Audition for the school musical
>Get lead
>Look at the casting sheet to see who plays my romantic interest
>10/10 hottest chick in school
>The magic of boners cures my autism.
>Stuff happens
>We end up dating
>Stupid high school shit happens
>Decide to have sex
>While we're fucking, she accidentally cuts me with her fingernails
>Bleeding
>"Oh anon, I'm sorry!"
>"don't worry, I kinda like it"
>Fuck.
>"R-Really?"
>"Yeah!"
>"Oh good, that's my fetish"
>Tha fuck.jpeg.
>She was hot and I'm the spaghetti master, so I take what I can get.
>She shows me her Knife collection.
>"Don't stick your dick in crazy anon!" I tell myself
>Immediately stick my dick in her.
>Knife/cutting fetish develops
>No massive cuts, just little pricks
>But college is coming
>I break up with her so we can both be free
>She seems to take it well
>J/K.
>She shows up at my house the next day with a butcher knife.
>Yells something about cutting my dick off, I was a bit too pre-occupied to remember what.
>She strikes, but I dodge and manage to get to my kitchen
>Grab the only knife I have
>Fucking butterknife piece of shit
>Oh well
>Internet taught me all about knife-fighting.
>She's wildly swinging instead of jabbing.
>Amateur
>One time she swings, I catch her wrist
>Slice her arm open with the butterknife
>She moans super loud
>Almost screams in pleasure
>I know exactly why I have this boner
>We start fucking and knife-fighting at the same time
>Eventually we're both bloody and wheezing
>She drops her knife, I drop mine.
>Strangle the bitch for cutting me.
