1.American
2.C++
3.Language of Love
4.French

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>>591006905
Ça m'a fait rire, t'es marrant toi.

4 of those are romance languages. I count 3 languages.

>>591006233
duvido que fale português

>>591007530
Merci. Diffusez plus de cette fille 10/10

>>591006233
Spanish?
Translate this: Chinga tu puta madre por mamón.

1.-Spanish
2.-German
3.-English
4.-Latin
5.- French

1.English
2.Swedish
3. shitty Italian from years ago

>>591006233
Qu'est ton ethnicité OP?
Tu es mexicain?

1.-Spanish
2.-Galician
3.-English
4.-Japanesse
5.-French

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>>591007784
lol, spot on.

>>591008582
Don't have more of her.

>>591007964
Duvida, se você quer

>>591008770
Translate this: chinga la tuya por celoso

>>591008905
Fuck off PewDiePie

1) English
2) по-русский
3) Spanish but no spanish friends so no spanish keyboard

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>>591009184
Galician is not even a language dude. No seas maricon.

>>591009252
shit they're on to me

I do fucking hate how a lot of people react like that, though. "xdXDXdxd like pewdiepie BROFIST what does 'fitta' mean? hahah"

>>591006233

1.English
2.Quenya
3.Sindarin

>>591006905
The language of Love and c++, yeah right.

>>591009192
¿Celoso? Me suena a que usaste Google Translate... ¿No querrás decir: "Envidioso"?

english
russian

what else do I need?

1. German
2. German
3. German
Sieg Heil

English
Polish
German

>>591006233
lol I love how yuropoors always brag about how intelligent and cultured they are because they know so many languages but truely theyre forced to learn most of them because their shitfucked continent is so diveded that they have a high diversity of languages in a very small area. You can fit france spain portugal italy and britian, as they sit, in an area smaller than the US. You speak many languages because your school systems force you to and you wouldnt be able to trade properly, thats your culture. The only one outside of the box that you listed there is japanese so all you are is a common yuropoor weeaboo. Gratz.

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>>591009787
No mijo, celoso es la palabra correcta. Estas celoso de que yo hable mas idiomas que tu dado que esto comprueba que soy mucho mas inteligente que tu papacito. Envidioso seria si no te quisiera prestar algo, y en este caso las lenguas son conceptos abstractos que no se pueden prestar. Si pudiera creeme que te prestaria una o dos porque veo que te hace falta cultura bro.

>>591009805
>what else do I need?
Less ego

>>591010325
I live in the US bro, and I'm not european, nor american

1. El Espagñol
2. Anglish
3. Et Français a lycée

Swedish
English
Finnish
Russian

>>591010609
>mum
>not yuropoor

bullshit

>>591006233

1 - American

Don't need anything else

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>>591010745
topkek. Excellent subtle joke for us polyglots

>>591009619
I should have added that unimportant languages don't count

1. English
2. Bulgarian
2b. Macedonian

English
Spanish
Latin (was forced to learn it)
Swedish
Japanese
German
Italian

>>591011113
Why 2b?

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>>591006233
2 i was going to learn italian, but was too lazy.

1.Spanish
2.English
3.Italian
4.Russian
5.Japanese
6.Korean
7.Your Mom

1 Espalol

>>591010609
Que idiota. Los celos se sienten por el afecto a alguien... La envidia es por algo que no se poseé (ya sea tangible o intangible).

LOL, vete a presumir de tu dizque inteligencia a un foro tercermundista, como Hispachan.

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1-Danish
2-Norweigan
3-English
4-Swedish
5-German
6-Chinese
7-farting

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>>591011289
I think u are mexican cause of your image... italian not worth it, it's basically bad spoken spanish.Learn another one. French's cool

1. American English
2. Canadian English
3. British English
4. Irish English
5. Australian English
6. New Zealander English
7. US Virgin Islands English
8. UK Virgin Islands English
9. South African English
10. Barbadian English

>>591006233
German, english, french, russian, dutch, italian, turkish.

>>591010325
actually it's all of Europe that can fit into the usa

English

>all my pappy ever needed
>and his pappy
>and his
>all the way back to the glory days of stringin up nigs

Erm can speak :D makes it easy for me then

1.hindhi
2.english
3.punjabi
4. French
5.jap
6.Gujarati
7.spanish
8 farting and burping B)

>>591011934
You do know russia is part of europe right? usa can fit almost twice into russia.

English
Spanish
Latin

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>>591011386
U jelly? U mad?

>>591011525
Judgind by your list you have access to the best pussy of all the people of this thread, I mean, geographically speaking... tho probably not getting none, you being a btard and all.

>>591011682
nice

>>591010609
Ve a hispachan "bro" o por lo menos escribe bien el español, saber idiomas a medias no te hace mas culto ni mas inteligente.

- English
- French
- Spanish
- Portuguese (Native)

1. Dutch
2. English
3. French
4. Russian
5. Java
6. C#
7. VB

>>591011255
because many people don't consider Macedonian a separate language from Bulgarian.

>>591012422
Not really, just wanted to troll you a little bit. But is ok if you can speak so many languages. Now do something with that, and get a nice job. No seas güevón como la mayoría de los mexicanos.

Saludos desde Guadalajara, Bro.

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>>591012422
I'm a very charming /b/tard

English
German


that's it

French
English
Spanish
Italian
Et c'est déjà infiniment plus que 99% des Français.

>>591011916
Naber la yarram?

Vietnamese
English
Japanese
French (was forced to learn in uni, I fucking hate this stupid ass language)

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>>591012924
gracias... el job ya lo tengo, a 100,000 usd al mes, asi que poco tiempo pa la hueva. p.s. Guadalajara es chido, guapas chicas.

1- italian
2- italian-dialect (counts as almost official in my region)
3- english
4- french
5- german
6- swiss german
7- spanish

ESPAÑOL
ENGLISH
JAPANESE

ARGENTINOS NARIZONES RACISTAS DE MIERDA

>>591012802
Almost just like me, but i would trade the Russian for German and and the VB for c++

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>>591013042
Si tu parles l'anglais comme la plupart des français, alors ça compte pas

>>591012113
Languages, not fucking pleb dialects.

>>591006233
1. Chinese
2. Spanish
3. English
4. Hindi
5. Arabic3
6. Portuguese
7. Bengali
8. Russian
9. Japanese
10. Javanese

I win

>>591010609

MODS seems like cp

sarei curioso di sapere quanto parlano italiano quelli che lo hanno messo al 3-4 posto... rispondetemi dicendo di dove siete

Spanish
English
日本語

>>591014192
Oh lui eh !
Je vais pas me branler comme tous les hipsters à dire que je suis bilingue en anglais (qui peut vraiment se vanter de l'être), mais je m'en sors vraiment bien je trouve.

>>591006233
1 - English
2 - Spanish
3 - Norwegian
4 - Italian
5 - French
6 - German
7 - Welsh

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>portuguese

1.- Spanish
2.- English
3.- C++
4.- French
5.- HTML
6.- Italian
7.- Portuguese
8.- German
9.- Latin
10.- Greek
12.- C#
13.- Java
14.- Russian

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OP here

>>591014376
>Arabic3
What's Arabic3? Is it as hard as Arabic 1 and 2?

>>591014411
It's from another b: thread about a collegue girl, 21.

>>591014606
Sono di Messico e capisco bene l'italiano perche e la stessa cosa que lo spagnolo ma piu divertente

>>591014821
Español pendejo

>>591010609
ego, lmao no one hates themselves more than me, nice post, actually made me laugh

>>591006233

I can speak Portuguese, Spanish and English. Enjoy calling me beaner for no reason.

1.English
Do you really need any other language after english though?

>>591015499
beaner

>>591015277
non male. non hai mai preso lezioni di italiano? dove lo hai imparato?

>>591006233
I only know 2. :(

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>>591015264
So you speak better C++ than Russian, but better Latin than C#? How does that work?

English
Nigger Spanish(castilian)
Proper Spanish(Catalan)
Nigger(american nigger)

>>591015967
only 4 myself .. boy are we the stupid ones here huh

>>591016149
not counting programming languages ofc, and 3 of those are at academic level.

1. Spanish. Viva forocoches hijos de puta.
2. Valencian/Catalan. Molt be nanos.
3. English. Go go Gayrdia Arcoíris.
4. Italian. Dominic DeCocco.

1 castellano= español de españa

>>591006233
English
German
Korean

>>591015499
Ok, beaner.

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Jajaja viva forocoches y viva el betis

>>591009192
Your portuguese sucks.

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1.English
2.Japanese
3.Spanish
4.Italian
5.Russian
6.German
7.Hebrew
8.French

These I know a little of
1.Hungarian
2.Czech
3.Swedish

My family is full of people from different cultures and languages. Language is my talent so I speak with all of them and I eventually became the golden child of language.

i fucked a Portuguese hooker once

boh andate tutti a fanculo e io vado dormire.

>>591016414
Kill yourself

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>>591016840
>Hebrew

1 English
2 Russian
3 Danish
4 German
5 Swedish
6 Norwegian
7 French
8 Spanish
9 Portuguese
10 Finnish
11 Mandarin
12 Japanese
13 Cantonese
14 Korean
Do I win?

English and Canadian French

Mexifag here.
-Spanish
-English
-French
inb4 hurr durr fucking beaner

>>591016149
Yeah, I feel really bad for only knowing 2 languages. I will learn 6 more just so I can be with the rest of 4chan elite people.

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Je suis OP

>>591015967
>>591016149
Lol, nah... u probably just young. If you are interested you can learn new languages. It takes time tho, so choose wisely; not shit like Catalan or stuff like that.

>>591016738
Give me a break, it's my 5th language. My japanese is worst.

>>591015818
Nella scuola. Non so si se dice cosi?

people google how to say good morning in another language and pretend to be polyglots on the internet

well I'm not even surprised

>>591006233
1.Portuguese
2.English
3.Spanish
4.german
6. Google translator

1 Danish
2 English
3 Norwegian
4 Swedish
5 Spanish
6 German
7 Chinese

-English
-Spanish
-Mandarin
-Russian

>>591006233
I speak every language... Every language on Google Translate xD

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OP presente

>>591016840
I think the golden child of language wins this bread. Cool story bro.

>German
>Russian
>Ukrainian
>English
>PHP
>C
>C++
>C#
>BASH
>SQL
>Perl
>Java

>>591006233
Native is English, also speak fluent Spanish and German. Took French in high school to pick up girls, worked pretty well. Also speak some Finnish and Norwegian.

>>591017881
>xD
go kill yourself fucking retard

>>591017881
Damn nigga you stole my joke >.>

- Norwegian
- Swedish
- Danish
- English
- German
- Spanish
- French
- Italian (order beer/food and greet peepz)
- Russian ( cheers and hello and my name is)

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1.english
2.espanol
3.francais
4.中文
5.한글
6.c/c++/c#
7.java
8.asm
9.lisp

>>591006233
Albanian here
in order of when I learned them

1-Albanian
2-Greek
3-Turkish
4-Russian
5-Serbian
6-Bulgarian
7-Hungarian
8-Croatian
9-Bosnian
10-Romanian
11-English
12-Finnish
13-German
14-Spanish
15-Italian
16-French
17-Korean

I'm working on mandarin right now, but i'm fluent in all of those languages. I'm an ambassador.

>>591018235
for wich country and where are you?

1. Gaguz turk
2. Russian
3. Romanian
4. English
5. Light spanish

1. English

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>>591017994
Thanks OP

>>591016978
Bravo che e' tardi

>>591018235
you know 17 languages? bullshit
prove you're an ambassador

English. Why should I bother learning another when all you ball sucking lady boys speak it.

>>591018354
if I told you where I am, you could google and find out who I am in about 30 seconds

I'm Albanian, and am an ambassador of Albania

>ITT: unseen levels of autism, lies and/or self-deception

1-Hungarian
2-English
3-German
4-me gusta tocar la guitarra

Whats the easiest way to learn a language without schools?

>>591007530
>>591006233
alguien saque mas fotos de este bombón

1. English

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>>591018354
Probably from Albania you Sherlock.

>>591018826
you didn't, you just said you're albanian not more...

>>591018608
to be fair, russian/serbian/croatian/bosnian are incredibly similar, and so are italian/french/spanish. I grew up very close to Greece and most of us learned greek/turkish/russian very early on.

Only proof that I have would reveal my identity.

Soy la cocaina!

>>591009605
"fitta" is Swedish for cunt

>>591018120
Scandis have an advantage when it comes to this. If you speak Norwegian, Danish and Swedish you might aswell add "partially Icelandic and Faroese" plus minor Norse languages

>>591019299
re-read that post

>>591019269
he's an ambassador (if it's true), he has to be in an other country

1. English
2. Farsi
3. Arabic
4. Thai
5. French
6. German
7. Dutch

Hmm beat that faggots

OP here

>>591018635
Cause it's interesting to broaden your horizons man.

>>591018972
-watch shows in your target language with subtitles on
-look up some basic language guide sites, try to write a couple basic sentences
-expand your vocab
-spend every day atleast 30 mins practicing, the more the better
-visit an online language forum where ppl help ech other

the most important thing really is to practice daily

ultimate solution: move to that country

Español
English
German
По-русский
Nahuatl

>>591009252
Kek

>>591012747
Acores bro

>>591019321
kérlek mesélj még

>>591017450
i looked at that gif for so long...

>>591018972
play dota, you'll learn russian and spanish pretty fast

English
American
British
Mexican
Spanish

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OP qui ragazzi

>>591019083
Si tuviera las daria... viene de un mexithread. Ta buena, no?

>>591018972
Easiest is to ,ove there for a while. If not make friends that speak it natively. If not I agree with the other anon about wathcing TV or podcasts... listen all day long. Try Sesame Street for starters or retarded children stuff where they speak s l o w l y

And be patient

>>591020244
Magyar tanultam, amikor én voltam Bosznia 2001-ben

English
Dutch
Spanish
Arabic

>>591020580
fuuuts, lo que le sigue

>>591010325

You are aware a large number of french, spanish, german, dutch and latin speaking people live in the USA?

>>591010232
underated post

english
thai
german
spanish
french
swedish
vietnamese
burmese

>>591009138
Google translate detected.

1. English (murica)
2. French (more or less fluent, i've taken 7 years of it)
3. Latin
4. Spanish (barely enough to get by on vacations to spanish speaking countries)

>>591020282
top lel

>>591020790
biztos nehéz volt

>>591006233

1. Español
2. English
3. Français

>>591019936
>Nahuatl
Rly?! That's so cool and useless... but ultimately cool.

ITT:liars

The truth:
English
possibly one other language that was a first lauguage or one learned in highschool
weebs may know some remedial japanese

>>591010233
Polandball has a language?

>>591013347
anan yanımda piç

1. english
2. japanese

>>591021331
I'd post some actual proof to convince everyone else, but my only proof is in my passport and in my office, and I won't be in my office for a while.

>>591021443
maybe if you are american. Europeans are more likely to learn many other languages because their countries are so close together. In the USA, English is definite, but sometimes spanish or french from highschool (and even then probably not fluent).

1 Serbian
2 English
3 Bosnian
4 Croatian
5 Macedonian
6 Montenegrin
7 Slovakian
8 French

i win

>>591006233
1. Danish
2. English
3. Swedish
4. German
5. Norwegian
6. French

Nigger
Jive
Ebonics
I win you keks

>>591012113
You're a call-center guy in India, right?

>>591009571
LOL

>>591022070
>yugoslavian detected

>>591022283
kek

>>591010232
i like you

>>591021525
kurwa

1) American

>>591022560
THERE IS NO "AMERICAN" LANGUAGE YOU STUPID FUCK, IT'S CALLED "ENGLISH" MOTHER FUCKER... DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>me
Doing sex - fluent
>OP
virgin - fluent

now go mcfuck yourself

Singlish
English
Chinese
Malay
German
Super basic russian and french

>>591022741
It is, however, a collection of dialects largely distinct from British English.

>>591023208
BU IT'S STILL ENGLISH YOU JERK

AMERICA IS THE ONLY BIG CONTRY THAT DOESN'T HAVE THEIR OWN LANGUAGE

1.Turkish
2.English
3.Sign Language

Solo castellano, llevo dos años aquí y aun no aprendo inglés.

Say 'what' again, I dare you motherfucker, does M. W. look like a bitch?

>>591016141
When I go to Catalamierda, I speak Spanish.I don't give a fuck about their useless gobbledygook.

>>591023919
i see what you did there :D

>>591023855
Jodete por wevon.

>>591006233
>Portuguese
>English

1 - English
2 - Spanish
3 - Japanese

>>591016840
>>591017047
Sure.It's one of them.

>>591024237
chupala

1) nigger talk
2) clikkity clak nigger ish
3) south african
4) more clikkity clakkk
5) canadian.

>>591022560
>Being a stupid americunt

Sup amerifat

1) english
2) Castillian spanish
3) spanish
3) French

1. English
2. Spanish
3. Latin
4. Swedish
5. Faroese
6. Danish
7. Norwegian
8. Icelandic
9. Old Norse

>>591021525
>>591022499
Ok. Polandball speaks a one word language. Which occurs to be an insult.

>>591019580
An ambassador is someone who represents a country in another country, you said you where from albania, but where the fuck are you?

>>591025384
Castilian spanish?
What that hell is that?

>>591025791
the correct form of spanish, not the regular mexican spanish.

1- Persian
2- English
3- Malay
4-German

>>591025790
YES, that's what i mean all the time... thanks anon

>>591023855
Estaba pensando hacer el mismo chiste, que joputa lel

German
Catalan
Castillian Spanish
English

>>591022850
>not virgin
>mcfuck

what?

>>591025956
So is it from?

>>591026171
No es chiste ;_;

>>591026337
Spain

>>591026337
spain

>>591006233
God tier thread. You fuckers are awesome.

Me:

1. English

>>591006233
Prove Que você fala português cusão

1. English
2. Swedish
3. Japanese
4. French
5. Norwegian
6. Danish
7. Chinese

>>591006233
1. Gaelic
2. English
3. French
4. German
5. Spanish
6. Russian
7. Old English (lel)

>>591026485
Sure Andalusian sounds highly "castilian"

1- Arabic
2- English
3- French
4- Spanish
5- Italian
6- German
7- Swedish

OP les amis

>>591026744
não

>>591025956
Mexifag here... saying that is ignorant. Spanish is just a fucked up bastard Latin, which is a fucked up bastard Indoeuropean until the beginning of time... there are no bad languages. Except Catalan and Korean of course.

>>591006905

1 german
2 french
3 danish
4 swedish
5 c++
6 java
7 c
8 php
9 html
10 xml
11 json
12 python
13 julia
14 processing
15 bash
16 bat
17 ruby
18 scad
19 maple
20 fortran
21 basic
22 pascal
23 gcode
24 stl
25 croatian
26 serbian
27 japanese
28 chinese
29 spanish
30 american

>ahuehuehue

english
c++
russian
python
PHP
MySQL
latin

>>591021181

ya it would be " Quel est ton ethnicité?"

>>591027485
>16 bat
nobody should speak bat!

>>591027439
Yeah but Mexican Spanish has a lot of American English and German mixed in. It's arguably a dialect of the original Castillian.

English
Arabic
Hebrew
Russian

the most used languages in my country :)

>>591028066

i speak bat and powershell motherfucker

>>591028374

fucking jews go home to the oven.

>>591028300
And what is exactly defined as the 3original castillan"? Date of birth of this pure language you speak of bro?

You don't understand the evolution of languages anon

>>591028559
They never went to the ovens.You know them, they like to tell stories and make money from them.

>>591006233
1-English
2-Tri (African language)
3-Fanti(African also)
4-French
5-Spanish
6- sign language
7-German
8- Italian
So do i win?

>>591028559
I'm a Christian Arab lol

>>591028300
And what is exactly defined as the "original castillan"? Date of birth of this pure language you speak of bro?

You don't understand the evolution of languages anon

>>591028559
wandering /pol/fag detected
someone nuke your homeland recently stormfront

Spanish (native)
English (C1)
French (C1)
German (B1)
Japanese (B2)

& i know few words and greets in swedish

>>591029367
You don't want to admit Mexican Spanish is a different language spoken in a different country.

>>591016892
neat. me too. but i'm portuguese so i doubt it counts.

1. English
2. Espanyol
3. Fransays

>>591029504

dickhurt jew

did you get herpes from your postnatal dicksucking

>>591028374
>Arabic
>Hebrew
>Russian

You're a fucking Ashkenazi, jew.

>>591029926
moot nuked your hugbox
cry harder

1. English
2. Russian
3. Spanish

>>591029972
dude sounds cool to me why be hatin

>>591009549

земля круглая

>>591025422
Minn kámugi afturendi.

>>591006233
English
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Get on my lvl plebs

>>591006233
Swedish
American
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Serbian
Chinese

England
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hmong
Spanish
italIan

>>591030407
>>591030266
Go back to /mlp/, please. And do yourself a fav'.

>>591029972
Arab christian actually. left Iraq when I was about 4 cuz shit was hitting the fan with the whole not being muslim thing.

>>591006233
1. Spanish
2. English
3. Portuguese
4. C++
5. Stupidish

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>>591027485
>american.

Fuck off, no you dont cunt.

Spanish
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Murica
Tacos
Putin
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>>591006233
1. English, (no shit)
2. Croat, (grandparents speak bad English, so I learned as a kid)
3. Japanese, (studied in highschool from year 7 to 11)

1. Assembly
2. Spanish
3. Java
4. MySQL
5. Orc
6. English

australian
english
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>>591028392
i like you man, finaly somebody that understands that its useful

>>591006233
English
U.K English
Australian English
Spanish
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>>591031417
>flaming racist
>thinks bronies are worse

/pol/lercaust victims are such whiny faggots

>>591006233
1-Español
2-Ingles

Me da gusto ver cuantos fags hablan español. Cuando era niño aprendí ingles para poder jugar Magic the Gathering, porque solo llegaban en ingles por esos tiempos (1995).

>>591033460
Nigger

>>591028374
fucking jew go in oven pls

>>591033460
nigger!!