go away

But troll #2 paid a total of $50 and only makes $40 back

Soooo cringe thread?

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>>590402576
More you say? Let's continue!

>>590402819
actually possible

>>590402819
Go back to ifunny faggot

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>>590402353

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>>590403101
You angry dude? Here's some more.

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>>590403197
Another just for you, my newfriend.

>>590403360
fake

>>590403360
gay

>>590403073
But mirrors don't reflect 100% of light so....

I am at the inebriation point that I had to read that a few times to get it.
On second thought, after typing this out I think I forgot

>>590403360
Lost

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>>590402576
>>590403101
>>590403197
you mad bro?

Can someone debunk all of these

>>590405406
Moot gave us all a taste of what not using captcha was like... Now he's took that privilege away... so we can buy the stupid membership
Hes jewing away
But guess he does have to earn somehow

>>590405891
Ive always wondered about this, like the rate plants consume co2 and dispell h20


John Holleran would know!

>>590405787
okay now I'm going to have to call bs

>>590405787
Nu uh wouldnt work

>>590404531
This would actually work.

>>590406454
This would actually be a newfag

>>590404408
this would be so difficult to wear inside a tank

>>590406454
1/10

>>590405406
Having a 8th grade education will help

>>590405787
Now thats some bullshit if I ever saw it

>>590406643
checkmate maths

>>590405406
Save them and then re-look at them when you finish school.

>>590404003
Lel, if only

>>590406985
Now you're just expecting too much

>>590403286
8 AA batteries Wouldn't start a car.

>>590406643
isn't the perimeter of a circle 2pi?

>>590406643
How the hell...?

>>590403286
you can get a car battery for about 30-40 unless you have a highline car. the amount of AAs it would take to power a car would be more than that.

>>590406643
>>590407285
>repeat to infinity
>still not perfectly round

>>590407491
Yes, you dumbass. The perimeter of a circle is a constant. All circles have the same perimeter.

>>590407491
>>590407557
Do they not teach kids the calculus anymore? must be americans

>>590407390
you need at least 22.

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THE FUCK IS THIS FOR A PIECE OF SHIT THREAD
/b/ IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE BUT THIS IS THE FINAL DROP GO AWAY TO FREAKING 9GAG YOU FAGS THIS /b/OARD IS FOR TITS GORE TERRORISM AND OTHER SHIT AND NOT FOR DICKHEADS ; YOU DICKHEADS

>>590404531
Build a huge ass monument that says:
"2035 sucks- sincerely, 2015"
people looking into space mirror in 20 years will be filled with rage

>>590406716
Underrated post

>>590403197
reddits way better than this site, actually

>>590407915
You mad bro? Yeah u mad.

>>590407724
did i say something that disagreed with that?

>>590407748
i took calc in hs last year and got an A, it's easy to remember methods of doing things but simultaneously not understanding them

>>590404244
It got dubs so it has to be true!

>>590407915
Troll science actually originates from 4chan, when trollface was new and exciting. I appreciate what you're trying to do, but this is not what you think it is.

>>590407792
a small car needs at least 200 amps to even turn the engine over lol.

>>590406643
except the fourth panel is wrong you fuckbois

>>590402353
>he puts 50 bucks into the box total
>you profit 50 from his buying of the box

I dont get it

>>590407915
Did this guy post for 2014?

>>590408224
So like 20 D batteries?

>>590407915
fucking idiot newfag this is a semi old meme from /b/

>>590408224
22 batteries = 220 amps. Do you even metric system?

>>590408194
It took 61 replies. Goes to show how many newfags populate this place now.

>>590406454
Actually this niggers right

>>590405787
I was with you until this shit.

>>590408498
Sure, would work once anyway lol

>>590403101
Shits gold man haven't had one of these threads in awhile

>>590404003
that's not even troll. that's the way the global economy is run right now.

>>590408839
your so dumb I can't even insult you

>>590409028
this is so smart.. genius really. I would love to read your book on global economics

>>590404788
This is actually doable, but of course every postal service in every country knows it's a thing, and thus it's illegal.

...but only if you get caught doing it.

>>590408149
Do you even know what a perimeter is?

>>590406643
You're not actually getting closer to a circle?

>>590408677
A double A battery does not have 10 amps in it. They average 2400mah which isn't anywhere near 10 amps. Do you even brain? I love when someone tries to be smart, and ends up looking like Gump.

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I'm back with more.

>>590409494
I was trolling you retard.

>>590409093
he is right though. the light you see will have traveled 10 years to the mirror, and 10 years back, showing you the world 20 years ago.

>>590402353
I'm ashamed of how long this took me to work out.

>>590405787

Don't do this, creates mustard gas.

>>590404244
made me laugh
keep em coming op

>>590409755

God Dammit lost

>>590408402
I would like to know this too.

>>590409846
someone tell me why this wouldn't work?

>>590404003
I'm studying accounting right now. This is real it's called kiting.

>>590409730
could this really work?

>>590410094
The front wheel has to be below the back wheel for you to gain momentum

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>>590410159
Damnit moot.

>>590410189
no. your reference frame is rotating with the earth. you would have the same momentum as the rotating body and therefore continue with it

>>590409730
Why wouldn't this work?

>>590410189
of course. thats how satelites work.

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>>590410128

fuck you choconigger

>>590402819
A light bomb, why didn't I think of that sooner. Genius.

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>>590409494

>>590409697
speed of sound, not instantaneous

>>590409730
wind moves you

>>590409782
friction'll stop the engine

>>590409818
weight of both'll make it drop, uless you have a powerful enough magnet

>>590409872
no water to put in water, also residue is steam

>>590409941
your body'll absorb all of the light from the flashlight, stopping the constant flow

>>590409975
i dont even have to say it

>>590410018
not instant healing

>>590410052
chemical bonds, VERY hard to remove, especially with just tweezers

>>590410083
gravity may be different, but the weight isnt

>>590410383
have to have a way to change the paper, also cant print a gif

>>590410412
fall

>>590410615
Or?

>>590410465
except they don't, satelites orbit the earth, they aren't high enough to escape earth's gravity

>>590410639
>gravity may be different, but the weight isnt
uhhh bro. you mean mass. weight is dependent on gravity.

>>590410189
Fucking retard

>>590410768
> they aren't fast enough to escape earth's gravity
fixed it for you

>>590410844
Friction thoughhhh

>>590410840
thanks

>>590410094
Bikes move due to friction. When your rear tire begins to spin (the one connected to the pedal), the friction will push the bike forward. The front wheel's friction force is actually pointing in the opposite direction. You will learn all about this your first semester of physics

>>590409975
why this doesnt work

>>590402819
Fake. How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>590410639
10/10 actually started to get mad

>>590410914
Speed doesn't make you escape gravity, it just makes you "fall" around the planet, or orbit it

>>590410639
Are you a retard? Don't answer.

>>590410963
friction has nothing to do with this one. the joke is that 6 upside down is 9

>>590411111
ooooooh, quints

>>590409872
good one

>>590411111
quints are fact

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>>590409624
You need to multiply your weight with the gravitation so.
if you weight 75 kg
You need to multiply 75 kg * 9.82 = 736,5 N
And that is how much you need to weight.

>>590410941
Lost it

>>590411070
/thread

>>590410128
Playing backwards for you retards

>>590411111
Behold a god. Look closey the only come so often.

>>590411092
I was messing with you. both are correct. velocity and distance are directly related through orbital mechanics.

>>590406643
Infinitely sided polygon =/= Perfect circle

>>590410052
I need to study more chemistry.

>>590411111
lol i answered faggot

>>590407694
Perfect circles don't exist

>>590410639
>being this new

>>590411573
>infinitely sided polygon
lol

>>590411016
It does work as it was proved by African Scientists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

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>>590411111

>>590395998
Sit>>590403197
Fuck you, MOST of reddit ain't even this bad

>>590409656
you would just push away the chair and keep your falling speed same.

>>590411016
cat eats toast, breaking the cycle

>>590410412
it works..
wait

>>590409656

would work if chair was really fucking heavy and you could jump really high and had great timing.

>>590409683
yea, but you would have to sit there like a nigger for 20 years or keep the telescope in the exact same location (also the mirror) for 20 years.
god damnit why do i repsond to this faggotry
fucking fuck

>>590408713
most people who know that probably just didn't post...

>>590412431
>implying

>>590409975
Don't be ridiculous. Cats and toast have opposite forces and therefore repel each other. It would be impossible just to attach them together.

>>590412253
Every action has an opposite reaction. He would really lose acceleration and in order for this to happen you would have to multiply the acceleration times his weight and that's the amount of force you would have to use to actually land safely, or reduce your acceleration to 0. Of course, as you might imagine, that force would just shatter human bones.

>>590409665
yeah whatever you were trolling, faggot

>>590409656
This would actually work.

>>590410639
>gravity may be different, but the weight isnt
WAT?

>>590409206
But theyd have to find you first.

>>590412790
trying now brb

>>590410094
Well the equation for this is as such:
y^ou(ar^3)=A/n^1(g^2)e+r

>>590409697
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

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>>590412295
>jump really high
>start falling again
>mfw

>>590411680
They do theoretically.

>>590406454
If the mirror were built 20 years ago to receive the image. Or even 10 years ago I guess

>>590404788
Should say "Problem, Post Officer?"

>>590412751
Not to mention what a sudden reversal in travel would do to your organs.

>>590409656
What is inertia?

>>590411680
I just drew one the other day, faggot.

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>>590413128
have you tried googling it?

>>590409665
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>590413128
Not the same thing as momentum probably.

>>590413128

But he jumps at the end. Checkmate, atheists.

Test post

>>590406643
The area approaches that of a circle, the perimeter does not. Even as you approach infinity there will be a lot more line than needed to describe a circle.

>>590404049
if only helium weren't so goddamn expensive

>>590413251
Ha! l made you respond again!
What a retard! xD

>>590408402
Yes.

>>590410639
>cant print a gif
The fuck you can't, faggot.

>>590407589
No. Car batteries are more like$100, 12 year old.>>590407748
>>590407748

>>590412751
Wrong. Just imagine the situation, you cant jump from it because there is nothing under it and objects don't have weight while falling

>>590413528

>not having a printer that can print animated gif

the plebbery is strong in this one.

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>>590413434
somebody completely different actually faggot.

>>590410412
What is gravity?

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Legit can confirm.

>>590411111
Teach me, o' lord

>>590411111
nice quints

>>590411111
shitstorm inbound

>>590413674
And again! l'm on a roll tonight!
Thanks buddy :D.

>>590411111
thread hijacked

>>590407931
>Look at my post guyz! ...please?

>>590409975
fucking lost

>>590406257
Nigga you just said plants put out water

>>590413730
i don't get it

>>590414220
nigga you were the only one to catch on

>>590414292
The falling water is 1L/sec as well as the 1L/sec coming out of the hose. For a moment you're filling at 2L/sec

>>59040336 carbon monoxide

>>590411111
Quinta

>>590410383
but some traffic lights run on sensors

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>>590404531

>build big mirror in space

kek

>>590410168
That's with Checks. It's a neat little scam.

>>590410639
>A
>U
>T
>I
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>>590410052
The funny part is, we actually do this, but instead of tweezers we use radiation.

>>590409093

>your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13FV1GaA20I

Confirmed for even DUMBER!

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>>590415154
wat

>>590410812
the difference in gravity isn't significant enough for weight to change.

>>590410458
gravity, unless you left the atmosphere

>>590415154
How is this possible?

>>590411680
>>590413062
A circle is a polygon with an infinite amount of edges

Damn I feel so smart when I say this

>dude you're so edgy, you're almost a circle

>>590415612
yeah I'm trying to figure that out as well...

>>590405787
You are trolling

>>590415154
How? But I want to see the other picture man. Also captcha is back? Fuuuuck

>>590415612
how was the thumbnail different than the picture as a png file

>>590410412
I saw a show were someone did this

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>>590416032

>>590415695
>>590415809
Yeah.. It's a png. if it was a gif I'd understand but. the fuck

Lel.

>>590416238
two images posted at the same time can sometimes do this. it happens...

>>590402819
...wait could this actually work?

>>590410412
HOW THE FUCK DO I COME DOWN

>>590416577
Of course. All you need are perfect mirrors, and the ability to close a box faster than the speed of light.

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>>590409975
related

>>590404049
but the apples will float away if the weight is negative

>>590416764
put legs dude dummy

>>590416577
That's

>>590404049
how much is the helium cost?

>>590414446
nigga that upsets me deeply

>>590414227
No. 2 could actually work.

>>590416843

source?

Holy shit, everyone here is fucking retarded asking rhemselves if this is actually possible. ITS FUCKING NOT. There are only a few that actually work but you'd need ideal conditions for them.

>>590414227
tried this, it works

>>590411111
>>590411199
>>590411457
>>590411637
>>590412077
>>590413844

>samefag

>>590406454
>>590404531

this would make for a nice global security system. Just put multiple rings of reflective glass around the earth with 1-52 light weeks distance, each ring reflective for a different wavelength. then when some crime occurs you just check out in real time what happened for up to one year. Problem crimefags?

>>590416843
>related
more like inspired by

>go to first uni lecture in 2012
>used to think troll science was cool back then
>mfw the physics lecturer showed everyone troll science comics and told everyone to go on 4chan

>>590410639
Speed of sound doesn't apply. Just move stick. Information instantly transmitted.

>>590407491
2*pi*radius of circle

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>>590405871
>so new he doesn't remember a time before captcha
>probably doesn't remember fortunes

>>590404408
what about your bullets?

>>590416843
amazing

>>590418200
naw man if you push shit it only moves at the speed of sound.

>>590404788
I actually thought I "discovered" this trick as a kid.

However many POs would still deliver it postage due, then you'd have to pay for getting your own letter back.

>>590418368
naw I sadly remember the time before captcha. I also remember all the spam, all the fucking time

>>590418200
at that length all the atoms holding the stick together can't move at once, it takes longer for each atom to catch up with the movement of the stick than it would take light to travel the distance of the stick

>>590409697
humans have gone faster then the speed of sound spastic