Looks undercooked

jizz/10

4 out of 10

pretty disgusting
do you know how to cook?

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>>590341604
there is no reason for your first pizza to look that terrible unless you've never cooked anything before. first of all, yeah undercooked. what the fuck kind of unidentifiable cheese is that? and you're supposed to seer the mushrooms and onions for a few seconds before you stick it on the pizza to be cooked. also..

>no pepparoni
>no sausage
>twenty-fucking-fifteen

>>590341858
This guy gets it.

shit

>>590341604
Looks OK. I would've skipped the yellow bell peppers.

>>590341604
That's a big pizza

>>590341604
Did you really just make a pizza with just cheddar cheese...

1.) You need a stone underneath it, which you can get at Bed, Bath, and Beyond or other cookware store.

2.) Needs to cook for at least another 5-8 minutes, assuming you're at the right temp to begin with.

>>590341858
All of my this.

>>590342101
Irrelevant, now you have to show tits

>>590341604
F - for faggot

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rate my meth first

Looks deliciaus, but I would not eat it

Dont you have a woman to bake for you

real

>>590342402
heisenberg/10

>>590342252

Also 3.) the toppings go above the cheese.

>>590342325
newfag

>>590341604
Looks good for a first try, now let it keep cooking at 400F until the cheese starts to brown in the middle.

>>590341604
Who wants to bet their genitals that there's dead shit in this, like, literally pieces of dead cats, dogs or even people.

>>590342252

Definitely with you on the pizza stone thing. Stupid baking sheets would always leave the bottom of my pizza or calzone charred not no more though with the stone.

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Real pizza

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>>590341858>>590341976 >>590342323

>>This.

You dun goofed son. Putting toppings under the cheese. You dun goofed good. tried eating hat shit without it all falling messily apart like the pussy of a landwhale.

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>>590341604

one of mine

>>590341604
Not as good as this chicken pot pie I'm about to devour

>>590341858

dis. and not moar than 3 toppings

>>590341604
Looks tasty tbh

>>590342547
samegirlgetajobucantdonopizzanewfaggot

>>590342096
>>590342299
Yes, it's there

>>590342547
What has /b/ become

>>590342402
Liquor store robbery/10

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Anyone else getting the captcha again?

>>590341604
That looks like absolute shit.

>>590342850
tits or gtfo bitch

>>590342693

Would fuck.

>>590343042
Nope I'm not a poor fag and bought a 4chan pass

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>>590342547
>Doesent know da rules

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>>590342693

holy shit anon, I think we have the same pan.

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one of mine. go big or go home

>>590342693
That crust is shit tier apply yourself

>>590343176
Fuck you, jewish enabler

>>590342693
That huge crust though

>>590334575

>>590322528

ANYONE FROM HERE

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>>590342970
>>/b/

/b/ is like the the pussy of a crazy landwhale that you cant get enough off. You know you should quit its crazyness, but one gets addicted to it. To dat /b/ ass.
mmmmm

>>590343274
Where you from anon?

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>>590343274

>parchment paper
>pizza

fucking pleb...

>>590343274

Corn on a pizza. You a fucking Brazilian?

10/10
Would bang

So no Child Prawn?

how the fuck do you guys get neat shapes and shit i always get funky ovals and oblong shit

>>590343360
>not supporting isreal

>>590343176
Wow, you are a newfag.

I would never give a faggot like Moot my money, fuck you for enabling him.

>>590343274
i wanted pizza and took what was left, so yes corn. also german fag.

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>>590343415

Hey there Mr. Pizza Enthusiast

I was once like you, my first pizza looked more like a vagina. But as time went on, I learned more.

1. Use quality ingredients. Never buy inferior quality to save the extra pound or two.

2. ALWAYS place the ingredients on top of the cheese. Covering ingredients with cheese may imply that you want to hide something.

3. The crust is key to a great pizza. To give it that crispy look, cover the edges with homemade garlic butter.

4. Remember, there is no such thing as a bad pizza.

Live long and prosper.

>>590342693
looks like canned spaghetti sauce and cheddar cheese. no thanks.

it looks like someone took a shit from a great height on your pizza fagget

You guys are fucking digiorno fags

>>590343274
thanksgiving leftovers i presume?

I started cooking pizzas around 22. You got to buy some oregano and basil to season that shit up... cheddar cheese all the way for me, I even add pre-minced garlic every now and then. You guys are doing God's work anons. Try making a pizza sandwich in a sandwhich maker
>>590344145
agreed with everything except I find that adding ingredients on the sauce then covering with cheese allows the flavors to marinate better while cooking

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THIS SHIT IS REAL >>590343415

>>590341604

Pizza is like sex, even when its bad, its still pretty good

>>590341604

shitty store bought budget frozen pizza with shitty job of adding cheese to it / 10