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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:32:15 Post No. 590206103 [Report]
>Get hungry
>Go to the kitchen and try to fine dine
>Look in freezer
>Spots something wrapped in foil
>Frozenburrito.jpg
>Unwraps, put on plate, and heat it up
>1 minute later
>Burrito looks like shit
>Gets the hot sauce
>Eat burrito.jpg
>Sits and relax while on laptop
>5 minutes later
>Stomach churns
>Chest feels like shit
>Hold it down
>While later
>Can't hold it down
>OHSHIT.EXE
>Go to bathroom
>Throw up in toilet
>Can't stop
>Later
>Have the shits
>Start to sweat
>Shit smells 10x worse than it normally should
>Panic
What do /b/?
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:33:02 Post No.590206299
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:33:02 Post No.590206299 [Report]
Suck my dick faggot
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:33:51 Post No.590206504
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:33:51 Post No.590206504 [Report]
>>590206103
kill urself
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:34:54 Post No.590206819
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:34:54 Post No.590206819 [Report]
>>590206504
no u
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:18 Post No.590207180
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:18 Post No.590207180 [Report]
Don't eat for a few days or you'll keep throwing up and shitting everywhere
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:37 Post No.590207256
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:37 Post No.590207256 [Report]
>>590206103
Stick a shower head up your ass and give yourself a colonic irrigation.
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:50 Post No.590207322
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:36:50 Post No.590207322 [Report]
>>590206103
stop eating stuff that looks like shit.
how dumb are you?
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:37:21 Post No.590207422
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:37:21 Post No.590207422 [Report]
>>590207180
Good advice, found out the burrito was 2-4 months old, nobody bothered to throw it out or tell me.
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:38:08 Post No.590207616
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:38:08 Post No.590207616 [Report]
>>590207256
this winRAR
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:38:23 Post No.590207671
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:38:23 Post No.590207671 [Report]
>>590207616
tape it
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:18 Post No.590207912
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:18 Post No.590207912 [Report]
ITT: Fucking Newfags
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:23 Post No.590207939
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:23 Post No.590207939 [Report]
>>590206103
>What do /b/?
Well the first thing you should do is stop eating food you find in the back of your freezer
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:38 Post No.590208004
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:39:38 Post No.590208004 [Report]
>>590207422
Food poisoning I think you'll be fine in a few days I had it
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:41:23 Post No.590208448
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:41:23 Post No.590208448 [Report]
How can you tell samefag if ID's are gone?
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:42:41 Post No.590208770
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:42:41 Post No.590208770 [Report]
>>590208004
Yeah I thought so, thanks anon
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:42:58 Post No.590208849
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:42:58 Post No.590208849 [Report]
>>590206103
NEVER eat frozen burritos the chromosomes that are in burritos are not deadly unless you put it in freezer, because of the chemicals that keep your refrigerator nice and cold can make some chromosomes to deadly mutantmolecules that can melt your stomach.
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:43:47 Post No.590209093
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Go to a club and throw up on normies
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:43:49 Post No.590209103
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>>590207422
Typical roommate shit. None of mine ever clean out their shit in the fridge, and they leave it so unorganized that i cant even put new food in
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:45:06 Post No.590209453
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:45:47 Post No.590209606
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Anonymous 2015-01-02 17:45:47 Post No.590209606 [Report]
>>590208849
I've eaten plenty of frozen burritos before and I never experienced this problem. I gotta say you're right. Fuck frozen burritos dude, I'm done with those.
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