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/b/ write my suicide note for me
Dear
Nigger
In west Philadelphia born and raised
And
i suck at life so much i had someone write my suicide note
>>589857121
why?
>>589857264
on the playground where i spent most of my days
want to taste satans dick
Faggots
I always wanted to fuck my Dad
>>589857300
kek, roll for this
Hey yall
im still alive ha ha
>>589857560
So lets die????
I did it for free
>>589857300
Or they want to see what funny shit /b/tards come up with
>>589857300
/thread
>>589857121
I fucked my little cousin last night
Tits, or Get The Fuck Out!
No, I'm serious! Tits or GTFO!
>>589857666
satan
>>589857121
I can't stand 2015 anymore.
>>589857625
indeed
>>589857300
dubs confirmed
>>589857760
364 day as left faggot
>>589857760
Kek
I admit to raping and killing 12 kindergartners.
>>589857760
top kek
Ok, now you!
>>589857121
I dumped little Natasha at (insert address here). They will deny everything, but they are raping and hurting her. She will die soon.
not really
I love you my beautiful family, keep going
I am going to fight for jihad.
You did thÃs.
I know the hacker 4chan
>>589857121
'where's my ipod?'
>>589857121
Don't check the harddrive
>>589858002
here lies [insert name]
i told him not to eat that
>>589857121
Impliment someone in a crime. For example, state that you're ending your life because of the sexual abuse you've been going through from so and so. Be it a relitive, teacher, principal. So long as it could be real. They may never face any real charges, but their life will be ruined anyway
Before I die, my last words will be "allah hu akbar allah hu akbar la illa ha illallah ashadu ana muhammad arasurallah"
I'm OP and I'm a faggot
>>589857121
>Suicide note.
What is this shit, Tumblr? Cm'on OP, get over yourself. Pull yourself together. Fuck's sake.
>>589858402
We know!
I spent the last 3 days on 4chan nonstop.
'Nuff said.
>>589858415
He's lonely and need some attention
>>589858415
Sorry anon, but i was triggered
I want to be buried with some clippings of each of my family member's toenails
>>589858514
I spent the last 6 days here! Nonstop (just 4 sleep )
>>589858227
No, accuse someone that you met in the last 48 hours.
i found out i was a feminist. goodbye world...
>implying that suicide notes are important
"You will never find the bodies."
if dubs, write "i'll be back"
>>589858942
kek
>>589858721
So you've already killed yourself, but the afterlife won't take you?
>>589857121
"Surprise"
Dear mum
>I'm a faggot
/thread
>>589859021
roll for this
"i've had all i can take of these traps, furries, niggers, and faggots"
I'm a regular on 4chan, so I HAD to kill myself.
>>589857825
People don't understand sarcasm
>>589859654
Oh Oh I can see myself hangin!
"it was a dare"
>>589859654
Basically
The bad news, I'm gay.
The good news, I've discovered the cure!
don't worry people overseas family!
i'll have at least one more person to keep me company soon!
Hah! Top that!
>>589859839
I did it for the lulz
"she said i wouldn't do it. this will show her!"
"finish together, or not at all!"
