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I got hostages... and I will kill them.
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I got hostages... and I will kill them.
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Always fucking flipped fuck me
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Stop
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Next victim
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you fucking animal
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You fucking monster.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU SICK FUCK
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Mother of god
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PLEASE STOP, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING
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>>589490263
I repeat WE dont negotiate with
.........
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I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight, knowing there's people like you in this world.
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holy shit
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Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...
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you sick fuck
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do you have to torture them before you kill them, you sick fuck?
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op stop
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>>589494399
pls stahp, at lst giv dem a prooper bearial...
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>>589490263
>>589490263

Looks like half of what I got back in jail.

Anyone wanna trade cookies for apple?
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>>589490263
OP you crazy

>>589494847
Ever make a jailhouse burrito?
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>>589490263

where's your durka durka flag you sick fuck?
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>>589495093

You mean make spread and put it inside a tortilla?
Yes. Also had pruno. It was made inside a trashbag not a toilet.
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>>589494682
Not stopping until I get banned
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>>589495548
Mods please. We can't take this any longer. Put this monster in his place
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO NEGOTIATE
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>>589495410
Spread? Pruno? Whut?

I mean hot cheetoes plus noodles plus any meat variant in a unheated tortilla.

Pic related, what I made the other day at home aka jailhouse burrito
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>>589490263
you monster
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THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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>>589496264
Yeah mix anything with noodles = spread in jailhouse lingo.

Also no meat in jail. Only soy meat except for chicken patties every other friday.
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>>589496185
SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.
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>>589496099
I want 15 quads
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>No milk
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>>589496725
We don't negotiate with terrorist scum like you. DO YOUR FUCKING WORST
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>>589496680
Prison or jail?

We were allowed beef jerky off canteen/the thing you order crap food from with your moneys.
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>>589497043

Orange County Jail.
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>>589490263
>taking black hostages
Babby's first list of demands
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>>589497189
You are so stand offish.

What did you put in your "spread" ?
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>>589497291
I'm actually killing the white guys
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>>589497304
DO YOU SPREAD YOUR MOTHERS CREAM FILLING WITH THAT KNIFE?!?!?!
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>>589490263
Do your worst, you'll never make it out alive. I do not negotiate with terrorists
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>>589497019
I will burn them.
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>>589497418
Im drunk.

But yeah I used to put noodles, cheetos, dried fried beans, cheezits, and hot water inside a plastic sandwich bag.

Ofcourse the first thing was to boil the noodles with hot water then add the rest of the ingredients but... its just details...
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>>589498320
pls no
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>>589498320
THEY'RE JUST COOKIES FOR GOD SAKES!
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Moot ban me or I will do this
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>>589490263

MFW this fucking pleb can't even afford real oreos
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Why do they look like cheap knock offs?
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>>589498482
You couldn't afford any of that, whose bitch were you? The blacks or the whites?
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>>589498991
Maybe because they are, ever think of that?
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>>589498946
Hydrox masterrace!
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moot what have you done.....
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>>589498826
LOL 5 minutes
Nigga burned his house down
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>>589498826
OP. no matter what you think your soon this for. There is no honor in this op. please, for the love of the taste buds leave them be op. please op...please. We surrender, take the fuckin random money, we are giving you a blank check op, anything, just don't do it... May god save the queen...
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>>589499030
Nobody's bitch. Had my cash put on my books when I got arrested.

There was only whites and mexicans in the 40 man cell.

I was the right hand till I got out.
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>>589500337
NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER! FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU THOSE CREAM FILLINGS DIED FOR THEIR COUNTRY AND COUNTRYMEN
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anyway have some boobs
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>>589498826
Smoke that shit mah nigga
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>>589501444
trips .. also you sich fuck
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reported
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Somebody has to find the corpses
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>>589500337
>May god save the queen...
Weird, I thought you were French.
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>>589498826
check my dubs first plox
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When they open the counter, looking for creamy filled oreos, they will find... this...
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>>589501444
OP.... You fucking monster. Why op why?.... I didn't lose my mind in nam just to lose it again over this shit op. you make Stalin and hitler look like a fucking puppy dog you sick bastard. This is why hell was created, it was for sick people like you op. op I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my cookies go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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>>589494399

Okay.

THAT'S IT.
SWAT IS ON THE WAY.
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>>589503714
Just for you
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>>589504758
Please Op...No more.. I can't stand you doing this
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good thread is good
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Mark my words Op. Justice will be done. You will pay for what you've done
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A MOD IN HERE
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>>589505026
Surley the end of times is near for this unspeakable evil has happened. Do you hear that op? That's the sound of children... Crying for their cookies, cookies which will never be tasted ever again... It's over I might as well hit the doomsday device and end this evil for once and for all before humanity goes interstellar. Out of all the filth and evil of this world your name shalt be forever be forgotten with this whole planet. This evil must be purged from this innocent universe. Goodbye everyone. Just close your eyes and count to 10. We all will be reborn into the hydrogen atoms we were once were....
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>>589507275
Is that a fingerbox?
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This is good fap material op.
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>>589507517
Ehhh It's the finger box of doom
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OP... What have you done?!
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>>589490263
The hostages are dark. No one cares.
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>>589490263
2 edgy 4 me
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