are you a man or a grill op

>>588505101
Ill hang your dick, if you know what i mean. ;)

>>588505334
girl, I'm 22, he's 23

>>588505511
tits or gtfo

Have you ever heard of pegging?

>>588505101
Hey, not to be mean but I'm not looking to fuck you, sorry.

>>588505101
You could just say you're not up to it.

ayy lmao

Give the bro a chance you fucking slut bitch

>>588505658
Cock or gtfo

>>588505942
I have, like a shit ton of times

>>588505101
Going to be honest here, I don't like you like that. If you're horny then just go watch porn and jack it to that.

>>588506044
rerollin

>>588505101

Suck his cock, the Christian way.

>>588506044
roll

Give him the Christian side suck

>>588505837
reroll

>>588506038
He sounds desperate then. How'd you meet him?

>>588505101

show us your tits or fuck off cunt

Dont you know the fucking rules? Tits or gtfo

>>588505101

straight up tell that nigger he is a beta faggot and should forget about you.

Stop texting me you fuckin weirdo

>>588506214
rollroll

>>588506044
rellin

TITS get

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>588506044

Hey, lets meet up in an hour, I want you to take me out for drinks, then maybe we will have some sex after that, maybe

>>588505101
You know the rules slut
tits or gtfo

>>588506371
kek

>>588505101
>take a hint and fuck off, shitlord

>>588506411
>>588506411
>>588506411

>>588506411
winrar

>>588506371
Winrar

>>588506371
Kinda a win?

>>588506453

>>588505101
Ignore him, stop communications. Any chit chat is seen as flirting /interest. You will be doing him s favor

Do you interact with this person IRL?
Just put their number on block.
If you ever see this person by chance, tell them you lost your phone/got a new one.

In the future: Get google voice first so you have a fake working number to give out.

>>588506481
>WINRAR

>>588506366
mutual college friends
>>588506371
read the fucking op. you got a 1 and you wasted it. look what you did

Sorry for saying "hanged" when I should of said "hung"

"I appreciate the offer, but I'm affraid I have no interest in hanging out with you. Nothing personal; I'm just not interested."

>>588505101

I want your cock inside me.

>>588506481
winrar

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>>588506481
WINRAR!!!!

>>588505101
>good, hanged out
That's were I stopped reading. You and him or her are both retarded faggots.

>>588506411
>Stop texting me you fuckin weirdo
this one was the first legit that followed the rules, going with this

I once read about a twit chasing a girl and didn't get the message - he found out she had his name as "free food" on her phone.

Not sure how to creatively use that, just throwing it out there.

>>588505511
tits or GTFO

>WIN7ZIP

>>588506411
winrar

>>588506481
win rar

its amazing to think manlet whiteboys honestly still think they're the superior race, given the black man's natural stamina, strength and sexual prowess. hell, they've even proven themselves smart enough to become scientists nowadays. while its true the white man introduced the black man to western culture and ideology, left in their natural africa i have no doubt they would have developed their own unique and outstanding culture that would easily outdo any white man's useless as-seen-on-tv market. will we ever see that superior civilization though? not any more. the white man already forced them into western ideology, and the ones not living in the white man's jonestown still struggle to cling to their primitive tribes to try to recapture and restart their own civilizations from the very beginning. good job, you short dicked manlets.

OP is a faggot

>>588505511
tits or get the fuck out

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>>588506795
>rules

>>588506481
Send this
>>588506411
Ignore this

>>588506044
this is a nice roll

>>588505101
Get breast cancer and die if possible you heartless whore

>>588506795

Show him who's a bitch. lel maybe he'll actually lose interest...which is what you want I assume.

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>>588506411
3 takes the win

>>588506600
Just tell him again you're not to up to it and that he should respect that, and try to avoid talking to him much. Some people take regular convos as an invite for some reason.

"I want attention"

>winrar

>>588506371
First winrar gets. Rules op, rules

>>588507306
fuck you faggot. she needs to post tits or gtfo. or we meed to get the guy laid

>>588507038
Just wait another 5,000 years they'll think of something to get outa the jungles.

>>588507350
Fuck off and die

>>588507353

WINRAR

>>588507352
he starts these "conversations" on a daily basis. they're just excuses to ask me out over and over again

>>588507467
Cock or gtfo, faggot

>>588507350
sorry i meant i want to suck your dick so bad

Jesus, don't give "hints", just tell him you're not interested. Why the fuck do girls insist on doing this? Waste of goddamn time.

>>588507350
I've wanted you since the day we began to talk, show me your dick

>>588507353
Kek

>>588505101
sorry we're honest folks here we don"t help the outlaws you need to follow the rules

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>>588507353
>>588507350

this is going to get good real soon

Sorry dude, wrong person. I'd live to out for drinks some time later :)

>>588507593
winrar

>>588507350
Sorry man im just a shallow human being. I do not like you and i dont want you texting me anymore.

>>588507529
I'd tell him that if he wants to keep being your friend, he should respect when you say NO.

>>588507608
this

>>588507593
WINRA

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>>588507353

>>588506555
nice trips :)

>>588507350
"Nope, right person. Just sort of sick of you. Later."

> hanged out
Jesus Christ OP you're dumb.

>>588507593
THIS WINRAR YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>588507724
reroll

>>588507350
That's wasn't even the first or second winrar you stupid bitch

>>588507350

I want you to stop texting me, come over to my place and shove your cock in my pussy

>>588506795
if we're following the rules why haven't you shown tits or gotten the fuck out yet

nigga i just spoon-fed a bowl of jello to a kangaroo, gtfo of here with your stupid shit man

>>588507467

Good point. OK, I'll play along.

Here's my suggestion, OP:

"You are a wierdo because somehow you seem to know exactly how to turn me on. I think we really should hang out later and.....I don't know......get to know each other better."

um quit being a whore and ignore his skype messages or block him. You're asking for it when you're not straight up.

>>588507956
because too many reddit fags

>>588505101
Tell him what you are - a rug munching feminazi cunt who thinks all men are rapists.

give him a blowjob

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>>588508004

>>588505101
>femenino
Tits or gtfo

u are cutting him off for good op, lets have some fun while we are at it
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>>588507353
that one was lame. get creative already

lookin for a 9

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>>588507497

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>588505101
Cole johnson? I'm from NOLA and this kid sounds like him... I went to St. Martins

ayy lmao

re roll for blowjob

>>588508259
WINRAR

>>588508197

HOW BOUT NO YOU HOMOSEXUAL FUCK

>>588508197
I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK SOOOO BAAAAAD. SERIOUSLY ARE YOU FREE RIGHT NOW

>>588508197
>>588508259
Fuck

>>588508197
Sorry, I meant to say I know you like.me but I need to see what you're packing. Send dick pic

>>588508259
Winrar

Say you'll do kinky femdom stuff with him

>>588508259
ayyy lmao

>>588508197
Sorry man im just a shallow human being. I do not like you and i dont want you texting me anymore.

>>588508329
Bapzinky.

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>>588508259

>>588508259
fuckin' hell

>>588505101
what part of LA are you from? I from 225 but live in 985 now

Stupid bitch, if you dont want this guy to talk to you, be a stupid bitch and just stop replying to his texts (promptly and conversingly, like shit you texted him back each time within a minute) or be a decent fucking human being and just tell the guy "hey, i'm not interested, please quit talking to me". or any of the billions of iterations of that that doesnt make it all about you and is what an actual adult would do. fucking women.

>>588508329
lel

>>588508259

OK, I really want to see this one in action. Fucking gold, even though it's old.

>>588508259
rarniw

>>588508329
REAL WINNER

>>588508197
I just want to be fucked in the ass, come by my place right now and we can get drunk, let's see what you can make me with your bartending skills

>>588508395

>>588508421
roll

would you take a hint and fuck off you cunt, I've had enough of your shit and you're fucking hideous

Why do people say they got the hint across. You didnt do shit. Stop being a bitch and say you don't wanna chill with him.

>>588508461
>fucking north shore peasant
UPTOWN master race reporting in.

Shit man

Damn, the winrar is going to take a while to send. Just chill out until results or the thread is going to 404

You can't film flam the zim Sam faggot

>>588508520
Roll

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>>588508259
I need a 7

BRO, If you wanna suck my dick so bad then get your muthafuckin' ass over here and I'll make sure your tonsils are fucking rammed like mom's spaghetti you fucking CUNTWAGON Quakers Apple flavored looking oatmeal ass cereal

OP tell him you are
Not interestes, if not, expect
Him to continue. Guys won't stop unless we can see that our effort is pointless and going
Nowhere

>>588508463
THIS

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>>588505658>>588506371
>>588506379
>>588506427
>>588506496
>>588506812
>>588507092
>>588507467
>>588507563

Don't text me anymore. I've got a fishy minge n I only want my dad to eat it

>>588505101
hahahhahahahaha you're a fucking retard OP I hope you die. so retarded.

"I would really appreciate it if you stopped asking me out."

We can get a coffee if you send me nudes

>>588508744
>>588508747
HAHAHA

>>588508197

Rollin' say this:

>>588505101

>>588508747
:D omg winrar

What the fuck /b?
This bread is long as shit with NO TITS and you white knights are helping this kike cunt?
Fuck....

>>588508744
im just playing with you man. I just really want to suck your cock right now. are yo ufree? serious

>>588508744

I want to suck your cock

>>588508747
that was quick

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>>588505101

>>588508747

>WINRARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>588505101
just hang with him what do you care? you might even get free weed!

Tell him to go to some random bar you don't even work at, and say you'll meet up with him when your shift is over

>>588508747

rekt; winrar immediately after it is requested

The saints fucking suck

It burns when I pee

I'm joking about all that. I just get nervous talking to a guy I really like. How would you like to come over tonight? Just knock on the door until I open it.

>>588508747
KEK WINRAR

Nigga ill fuck you up

NO MEANS NO

>>588508956
Because it's fun you moron.

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>>588508259
WINRAR!!!!

>>588508004
Exactly. Do women not understand how men work? If you keep talking to us, we think you're still interested. If we don't want to associate with someone, we don't talk to them.

If you're not interested, just fucking say it. We can handle it. You're just leading us on, giving us false hope, and wasting our time. I know you think you're being polite, but not being direct is the most cuntish thing you can do.

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>ITT: OP doesn't deliver but we all deliver

>>588508872
^I still think you should say this

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Say vagina is evil
Send this OP

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>>588508747
get a 2

just block him you dumb bitch.

>>588509013

i love birds

birds are dinosaurs, specifically theropods

past this
come here Cowboy cum inside me

i was saying you bore the fuck out of me

She's not going to show tits, you desperate neckbeards. Kill yourselves. And you wonder why you're beta, and single.

Cum over

Stop being a cunt OP and suck his dick. It ain't gonna kill you.

>>588509238
Clearly not you professional cock swallower

>>588509238
NO FUCK OFF

Tell him who dat nation is full of smelly niggers and another hurricane should wipe out nawlins

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>588509238
but really get over here and put your cock in my mouth

ur face is a fucking disgrace mate

Bring lube

i wanna hang your mum. with my cock

>>588505101
*hung

I wanna gargle your balls while I finger my ass.

>>588508757
>attention whore
exactly, op's not even an attention whore

>>588509238

Yes I want to hang

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>>588508163

>>588509238
Just tell him you would appreciate it if he would stop asking you out. Seriously.

im tired of you always flirting with me but not sealing the deal, when are you going to just man up and fuck me already

i hate boys i want a real man

>>588509385
reroll

>>588508747
10/10

>>588509238
NO

>>588509388
roll

>>588508612
Nice been a while since I've been to NO

>>588509249
roll

>>588509238
My vagina told me you were gay.

>>588508747
WINRAR NIGGA

i think he knows what's going on op

>>588509238
Cheesy cheesy lemon squeezy

>>588509238
He's not going to stop unless you tel him you don't want to.

>>588508956
Because she didn't come in here with
"hay guys, femanon here! :)"
The only reason we know she's a girl is because someone asked. She's not milking it for attention, it's about fun now.

>>588505511
Gtfo or tits

>>588509388
rawl

>>588509238
Yes I definitely want to hang. I'm super horny will you come over right now? Bring condoms

honestly im not interested in you leave me alone you'll never see my tits

>>588508744

Im just messing. Do you wanna go for a drink sometime? Maybe hang afterwards?

you're really hot... i think.. i think i love you.

>>588505658
Fuck off and lets mess with this dude

>>588509238
I want you inside me

Tell him your a modern woman and that means your a shallow cunt of a fuckhole that needs to be executed. Really. Millions .. Upon millions. Just die please

It burns like lava when I pee

lol no, why would you hang out with me: a girl who let's 4chan do my talking for me?

NO FUCK OFF
YOU HAVE BEEN BOTHERING ME
PLEASE GO FUCK OFF

>>588509238
Hahah yeah i'm just fucking with you come pick me up :P

>>588508259

>No, thank you. I am not interested in hanging out with you.

Srsly have you actually said so or just given "hints"?

>>588508259
WINRAR

>>588509238
"I would appreciate it if you stopped asking me out."

It's that easy.

Wanna come over in 10?

Meet me at the intersection of Conch and Coral.

>>588507350
sorry im a shallow vapid cunt what i meant to say is that im taking chads up the bung and yours never lol eat my shit :^)

>>588509562
winner

what do i benefit from hanging with you?

Op is a piece of shit

>>588509489
He's probably ITT

>>588509238
I want your dick to hang over my face

>>588509562
Damn

>>588508956
Fucking newfags don't know how to demand tits

>>588509238
do you want to suck my dick or not?

666 btw check em

>>588509422
"Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up"

>>588505511
There are rules, if you want advice, tits or gtfo

>>588509238
No, now fuck off fagget nigger

My aids medication should come in soon.
I'm not myself right now

>>588509602
Send this instead

>>588505968
lolololololololo someone is mad. how is she a slut for not going out with a guy

Are you some sort of nigger?

>>588509642

and we have a winner

>>588509602
winrar!

I only fo armpit sex

i wanna hang your mum. with my penis

>>588509388
Not directed at you but op why are u being kind of a bitch just make it clear u are not interested in sex the guy just seems lonely

Just say it's cool to talk on there but be as blunt as possible explaining u are not attracted to him

>>588509703
Cock or gtfo

>>588509446
reroll

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>>588509562

ur so fucking sexy baby come over to my place RIGHT NOW

>>588509602
Pls deliver OP

>>588509602
WINRAR fuck yes op do it

Only if you swallow

Look, all that shit before was a joke. But really. I don't think of you as a person I would talk to or acquaint myself with. In other words, NO FUCK OFF.

>>588505101
You in Nola?

>>588509238
I'm just trying to say that I like you, a lot. I want to be more than just friends, I want to be with you. Now how about I come over there and suck your fat cock?