I'm dying of testicular cancer

derek = drek = shrek

>>587664380
Listen to me you fucking cunt. I love you.

hey guess what..i'm gay

suck my smelly anus, bitch!

>>587664380
how's it going?

Can I suck your dick

"Wanna shit in my mouth?"

>>587664380
Do you mind coming over to shit in my mouth-hole?

Can I stick my dick in ur ass for jokes? I wanna see what it feels like

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before.

I want to stick my tongue in your anal cavity and eat all your shit while you piss on me

Who the fuck names their kid Derek?

>>587665401
This

my mom got a dick bigger than yours

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

niggers tounge my anus

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>mfw finding out about dubs hashtag
>type #dubs
>get dubs
#dubs

You got a small dick lmfao haha

Free my cock

ayy lmao

>>587665719
Rolllll

>>587664380
Can you do me a favor and touch my tongue with your tongue for shits and gigs?
I just want to see how it feels like :3
Sorry for bothering you m'lady

>>587665401
Dis

>>587665786
Fucking reroll OP needs to be shown as gigantic beta he is

i posted this conversation as a screenshot on 4chan saying 5 decides, he told me to tell you this. the truth is i don't know how to hold an alpha conversation so the beta i am i try to impress the alphas on 4chan :-( im such a faggot

I want you to pee in my mouth while i finger your asshole, also, i want you to lick my anus too

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>587665719
Rollin rollin rollin

>>587665719
Fuckin roll

>>587665786
reroll

Mind if i finger your mom?

>>587665719
5 roll come onnn

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo..

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THREAD IS CURSED
NO ONE WILL EVER ROLL A 5
EVER

>>587665786
reroll

why the fuck hasnt anyone rolled 5 yet?

It's a five, a fucking five. Gimme five fingers round my cock. Taste it slowly with your mouth.

>>587666115
Winrar

want to got half on an escort?

FUCK ME NOW

I hope your dick is as hard as mine right now

>>587665401
rolling for this

>>587666246
Roll

>>587666246
Going for this

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>>587666115

>>587666246
This.

Fuck it, first person to roll a 1,5, or a 9 decides

I'll fuck you like a nigger fucks his chicken

>>587666115
WINRAR.

>>587664380
hi derek, when will you finally put your beautiful cock in my mouth?

Merry Christmas you fucking fuck, now bring the gravy over.. My balls of stuffing are dry.

I want to give you oral sex

>>587666666

OP DELIVER BITCH

>>587666848
>666

>>587666115
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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7 decides

>>587667436
I hate u derk

>>587667436
I want to taste your shit

DASU DASU LOL

>>587667436
Want to pee in my asshole?

>>587667436
Derek is a black mans name

>>587667436
Im a mad gay pedo and i would fuck your baby son

I put cheesecake on my ass for fun

>>587667436
I really want you to suck my dick while i lick your asshole and masturbate you

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shut the fuck up nigger

did you find that missing cheese wheel i was telling you about?

>>587667436
Wrong winrar you idiot

>>587667436
I want to smell your asshole

did you find that missing cheese wheel i was telling you about

>>587667942
Rolling

>>587668009
rolling

FUCKING YES

MY FIRST WIN

>>587668137
Winrar

I am the bay harbour butcher

>>587667436
I want to be inside you

>>587668218
Welcome to the internet

Op is an idiot.

Sage

/Thread

MODS

>>587667436I want you to shit in my mouth, please

SHOW ME THE CHEESE WHEEL OP SHOW IT TO ME NOW

>>587668137
winrar

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9 decides

POST STUFF ABOUT MISSING CHEESE WHEEL NOW

>>587664380
"Hey" What the fuck is your business ,make it quick&tothe point.

>>587668477
right back at ya

>>587664380
I'm a faggot

Look you dirty slut ill fuck your son if i dont get that cheese wheel

>>587668569
It's not actually cheese its my congealed semen

ok i was cheese wheel op so lets try and get him to actually believe something about a missing cheese wheel.

everybody roll with cheese wheel related stories. keep it canon.

>>587666128
The fuck you jus' fuckin' say to me fuck boi? Ima have you know I dropped out of highscool, freshman fuckin' year, and I been in MAD fuckin' drivebys, nigga. I done sold over 3HUNNA ounces of DANK-ASS kush. I be knowin' how to fuckin blast yo sorry ass an' I got the most fuckin' kills south side. You ain't nothin' to me but some fuckin' FAKE nigga tryna talk shit just AXIN' me to fuckin' BEAT YO ASS, swear to fuckin' JESUS, nigga. You fuckin' think you can jus' get AWAY with sayin' that shit, bitch? THINK AGAIN, NIGGA. I got my fuckin' crew and dey be fuckin' tired of the shit you be sayin'. You better be fuckin, READY, bitch, 'cause my niggas gonna fuckin cap you. Nigga, you fuckin' dead. I WILL cap yo sorry ass the FUCK OUTTA COMPTON. I got my NIGGAS and they ain't playin' no more. Nigga, if you had ANY IDEA about how fuckin' stupid what you said was, you'd a kept yo fuck nigga mouth shut, but you fuckin' didnt, bitch nigga, and now you better get the FUCK outta Compton. You fucked, boi.

>>587668841
roll 4 this

Show me your tits because Im a faggot , its okay bb.

>>587668841
ONE MORE TIME

I want to use your nipples as a killing device

>>587668939
Winrar!

>>587668864
i was also >>587668659

so double winrar for me tonight

>>587668939
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

sorry i mean cheese pizza if u get my jist ;)

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>>587668659
Go

Gibe cheese wheel

Can I put my dick in your butt.

My ding ding dong needs frickle fracle

I just want to feel how is it like to be inside someone else besides my mom, would you let me inside you?

I want to jingle your bells

>>587669160
you know man, the cheese wheel in your butthole. Did you find it?

Can I have nudes of your mother?

the one covered in tobasco and dog fur? remember how hammered you were?

>>587669160
Gonna need that cheese wheel nigga bitch

Don't tell me you ate it?!

>>587669366
Winrar

>>587669366
Yes.
But fuck you I've been one post behind you with winning number twice now.

>>587669366
Dubs winrar

link her this video queer rate my xmas video i found faggot http://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQhttp://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQ

guys gtfo with your non-cheese-wheel related rolls

I want to eat your dick cheese

>>587669366
>>587669386
Both

I want to suck the skin off of your toes

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

DELIVER.

>>587669506
no that wasn't you you lying fuck.

>>587669631
Please both op.
I'm the second. It'd make my christmas.

Nigger cock in my ass

>>587669506
don't take my fucking moment. this is my moment.

i sucked a lot of dick to pay for chirstmas now reward it

>>587669631
this

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You're fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

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>>587669819
Come on bro.
Its the christmases.

>>587669097
rollin

turns 360 degrees and walks out

I have a big cock waiting for Derek

Im such a douche licker. Fuck my mom

Op is a faggot not following rules

I love you.

>>587670042
Faggot

>>587669969
fuck christmas and that saturnalia origin

>>587669948
WILL YOU X MY MASS NIGGA BITCH

>>587669948
DEREK! I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DEREK!

>>587669948
>>587670188
ROLL

Ever heard of 4chan Derek, it's a place for people like you. FAGGOTS

I did the wrong number... Shit, it won't happen again

I was wondering if you could top me. I haven't gotten fucked in a while. You can cum inside me. No one will have to know.

>>587670188
ONE MORE TIME PLS

>>587670186
Im on weed too.
Its cool.

Would you marry me and be open to be polygamous?

Come on Derek, show some christmas spirit and fuck me

Derek, I love you.

you make me moist

we need to find that cheese wheel asap. like, let's get on that shit now. i'll be at the bar.

i need to resupply my cum storage for when the great war happens could you spare some

>>587670292 win?

>>587670042
>>587670292
>>587670362
cumon step it up OP, got three winrars here an u aint done shit

>>587670362
winrar

About that cheese wheel...

#wannatapthatbootyhole

>>587670324
fuck drugs too. dont need any of that shit in my body.

I want to lick the stank from your fathers dripping anus bb

THE CHEESE WHEEL MAN. REMEMBER.

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

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3 decides

>>587670720
Faggotnigger.
Get aids this holidays!

Please cum inside me.

>>587670915
Wanna eat my ass?

meet me at the bar. we'll find the cheese wheel.

we need to find that cheese wheel as quickly as possible. it's needed for the experiment.

Dereck, Iam absolutely serious, I love you.

>>587670915
I'm a fag

If you say yes, we can talk more about that cheesewheel and try to get another one up there, if you know what I mean

>>587670915
I swear to god man I need the fucking cheese wheel pls man I really don't want to die

Plz cum inside the cheese wheel before its returned

i need your cum so i can study it on how the physical contact from my nipples to your supple seed

I squirting butter in my ass

buy me a cat. and find that cheese wheel. find it now.

>>587670915
the cheese wheel is in my ass can u pls find it

Pee on me

Plz cum in me

Wanna gang rape Miley Cyrus? Hmm? :)

I love midget cock

I want to fuck ur faggoty ass till you scream daddy

Taste my d7ckberries bitch

Is it weird to jack off to beasiality?

the cheese wheel. the alcohol. there was too much of it. we need to find it asap. someone could be in danger. meet me at the bar.

OH MY GOD I'M SO WET.

THE FUCKING CHEESE WHEEL BRO
Disgusting jew fuck give it back

i need your jizz to get me through the day man i NEED your cum to get me pregnant to give to my great overlord

The cheesewheel is up my ass, but I cant reach it, help me please

I'm posting this convo on 4chan

Lol no u got a small dick

the cheese wheel. the alcohol. there was too much of it. we need to find it asap. someone could be in danger. meet me at the bar

I fuck ya daddys ass

Sleep tight, Pizza

shit in my mouth

>>587671513
WINRAR

Wanna come over to fuck my mom

>>587671513
YES MY THIRD WINRAR OF THE NIGHT FUCKEN YES NIGGERS FUCK YES YES YES

>>587671513
Winnie the pooh

>>587671513
Winrar

i need the cheese wheel to feed the mice in my ass

>>587671586
I OWN THIS FUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW

>>587671663
Hey, I landed a winrar, faggot

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Go, niggers

>>587671663
> autism intensifies

And bring the fleshlight, Im feeling horny

Wanna come over to fuck my mom?

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>>587671756
BUT NOT THREE LOL

Whip my dick with a glass laden flail

>>587671856
I want to rape you and record it then send it on vhs to your parents.

dereck please, come over me and found him, I love you

>>587672018
Finallyyyy , winrar!

And bring your mom, I want to fuck her

>>587664380

>>587671412

I'm on 4chan and they're telling me what to say. Sorry for bothering you

you know which bar right?

>>587672018
WIN

>587666666

op should only reply using cheese wheel storyline

>>587672078
>>587672018
2 winrars, deliver OP

>>587672018
win

>>587672078
I like this one better

>>587666666

my name is OP. I semi deliver hence im a semi faggot

>>587672103
Do not,
I repeat do NOT
ruin the fun for everyone.

>>587672365
Lebur

>>587672078
yes do this one too

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Go, fagtrons

>>587672314
Cause yall samefag.
My time to shine , fuck you.

i need a vagina doc cause this babie is not coming out of my dick

It was a joke. Sorry Dereck.

4 decides derek you nigger

Fuck me in the mouth.

Remember to bring your fucking mom, and she better be well prepared for me, I hope you have tighten up her pussy, because I feel like fucking a bitch

>>587672066
reroll

>>587664380
http://youtu.be/Tf26CNfDJ6E?list=UUB9NiczeCvt7PchMuWuXAtQ

rahhhh you're a moist pum pum

>>587672685
reroller

Sorry 4chan is telling me what to say

Im Michael Brown Im a nigger

I need that big black cock in my ass now.

wiggle wiggle i need a tikkle right on my we boohoo as daddie always wanted

>>587670869
thank you for copying my message please get the cheese wheel rolling

>>587672671
Roll

>>587672785
Roll

>>587672740
reroll the rerull

I want a donkey up my ass, so bring it to the bar, and Im fucking waiting for you, you piece of shit, your mom is a slut

>>587672854
Rolled WINRAR

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Alright, I delivered

I fucked the cheese wheelsmama

Also bring your mom and sister, I want to fuck them

>>587672845
Rollin

>>587664380 click

>>587672952
Nice op.
Rolling for :
I have the urge to suck cock too

>>587672952
I wanna eat your ass

Sorry, i'm an idiot and posting this to 4chan

i'll be at the bar to find the cheese wheel in 30 minutes. please meet me there with the closest cat you can find.