>>587322475
Oh, Carter from Halo Reach in the bottom left hand corner....

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disgusting

>>587322387
dat old gatorade

bumpin

>>587322475
Ben? is that you?

>>587322475
>Menthol Newports
Fucking disgusting dude

>>587323292
Those fucking nails

>>587323292
those mexican toenails...

>>587323734
oh no

>>587322387
How does the graffiti extend seamlessly from the couch across his arm? That's magickal.

>>587323934
Do that and you'll end up cramping the tendon on the side of your foot.

>>587323934
ew

This thread needs moar squalor

worlds dirtiest man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVoZcf3fO0

>>587324049
Not that guy but I started doing yoga and that shit never happens to me anymore

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Am I doing it right?

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>>587322387

https://www.google.com/search?q=hoarders&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nceZVLiDENCYyATbiIGgAw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ

>>587324949

Despite the dirt, he's probably cleaner than most.

>>587325289
11/10. Would impregnate

fucking westerners. you will NEVER find this shit in eastern europe. Fucking scum.

>>587324949
My life for Haji

>>587325506
nobody cares faggot just enjoy the thread

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>>587325676
hahaha, right
Russia is the cleanest fucking place on earth

>>587325323
That's actually not bad at all for an un finished basement. Although there is probably a lot of jizz we can't see

>>587325676
kek

>>587325876

Yeah, no. That's just a bunch of tech shit. I'd feel much safer in his room than the rest of these shitpiles.

At least I wouldn't have to worry about tripping over onto a HIV ridden needle if I was in there.

>>587325323
thats actually not sooo bad.
I mean, mostly its just that the room is in the basement

>>587326302
this looks ok

cosy even

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Mostly relevant.

>>587326466

>basement dweller detected

>>587326134
this looks like a movie, no one is this artfully dirty.

>>587326019
isnt this from joe's apartment?

>>587325233
family picture eh?

>>587323830
someone wrote on a phote, then scanned it

how retarded are you?

>>587326019
nope

>>587326558
wtf is the deal with that fat nude nerd king in the middle??

>>587326134
>shrek

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>>587326545

>>587326819
I know, but my krokodil infested russia shithole point still stands.

>>587323734
Do you know where that picture was taken? I used to live in a department with a bathtub/shower that looked EXACTLY like that, in NYC - Astoria.

>>587326934
Looks like it was snagged from a cringe thread long ago.

>>587326819
Yes it is. Most faggots here aren't old enough to know what that movie is.

>>587323934
I cant stop looking

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So dirty

>>587325787
>enjoy

>>587322475
Note the bottles of urine in the upper right LOL

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>>587326914
nha

>>587326977
>>587326302
not the same room

>>587327116
is it some kinda comicon? why is he nude?? WHY??????????????

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real estate appraiser.... yeah, i seen that shit, literally.

this fucking video, it's the only video to make me feel sick whilst questioning what i'm seeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y18jOukpLY

>>587327236
wow...

>>587327236
holy shit :)

>>587327236
>hoarders.jpg
no one hoards shit.

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>>587326558
the founder of pirate bay. its not dirty

I miss my old basement room. shit was comfy

>>587327560
omg that sucks ass

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>>587327145
now i feel fucking old

>>587322387
>glass gatorade
How old is that photo OP?

>>587325289
That is a syringe for Azzalure, which is a brand of 'botox'

not a junkie

>>587326019
"Would you like extra protein on top? Only $2 if you order before 11pm"

>>587327560
cannot tell if those are native finger poo paintings or if someone with the shits sneezed very hard

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>>587327895

>>587326134
>shrek is love shrek is life

>>587327963
fucking bank asked me how much the house would be worth if they cleaned it up. bitch please!

>>587327560
Someone has to be seriously mentally broke to do something like that.

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>>587328067
>a brand of 'botox
She looks absolutely botox'd out of her mind.

>>587328164
needs more neckbeard

>>587327895
whats the grow room lining for

>>587325876

Follow his headphone wires,
good luck.

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>>587328067
>not a junkie
and where did I state in the filename, or in my post that she is?

>>587328415

>>587327374
and the upper left...

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As a bacteriaphobe(?), this thread almost makes me hyperventilate

>>587328320
LOL id clean it up for like 1G haha

>>587328358
it was an old fella and his son who wouldn't let me in his room. i can only imagine what that mongoloid was hiding in there.

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>>587323934

>>587325289
>not staged
>that good looking skin

>>587328703
i think you're missing the point...

>>587328703
I can almost taste the autism

>>587328703
omg ur liek sooo ironic xDDDDD

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So you guys want a tutorial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeBtUtoxaNI

>>587328484
So the government can't read his mind duh.

>>587327941
garbage has to smell bretty bad

ITT: sheltered kids cant take looking at a little filth

>>587324961
So true based anon I just have nowhere to comfortably do yoga

>>587328887
the real life howtobasic

>>587328703
I had the 17" version of tha laptop back in 2008/09

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>>587328492
She's not a junkie! Why am i considerably less turned on now?

>>587325323
DAT basement dweller life

>>587325876
hes on another plane of existence

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>>587329056

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Gonna dump a few from some asshole tenants that moved out of one of my rentals

>>587328067
That must be some really good botox, bitch looks like shes 18

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Girls room was the worst

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>>587329463

>>587326019
I could feed my tarantulas for a year

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They weren't allowed to paint without permission...

>>587329599
i fucking hate shitty tenants

>>587328220
please kill yourself no one will miss you

>>587328772
ayy lmao

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Just left their food in the fridge and unplugged it... smelled like death

>>587328484

Keeps out radio signals. Like a tin foil hat.

>>587327374
Upper right? It's fucking everywhere!

>>587322475
How does that computer even still work..

>>587329866
Hope you sued those faggots.

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garage was spotless when they moved in

>>587329866
You killed those guys, right?
Or at least made them pay extra?

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>>587329591
>>587329591

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never cleaned under the appliances...

>>587329339
where he was shot down like a pig

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appraiser here again, poor lady inherited this shithole. she waited for me in the driveway, wouldn't even come in to this beautiful house she just got for free

>>587328415
>he doesnt know who elliot rodger is

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What it looked like after I cleaned up the place and it was all done... Asshole tenants suck

I bet this landlord faggot was an asshole to the tenants thus this is justified

>>587328572
Germophobe
Fucking faggot.

>>587329728

Haha. Good. Go fuck yourself, buy-to-let scum.

>>587330203
You think this is bad? I can take some OC right now that is 1000% worse, currently bunking with my friends until I can grab my own place, needless to say they DO NOT clean

>>587329463
dear god

>>587325876
took me a couple of seconds to find his computer...

>>587323934
must be a full moon

>>587327964
Den singing roaches though

>>587329752
No u

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>>587327111
how are you going to mention that and not provide a story?

>>587327895
Tin foil baby

>>587328484
reflecting the light making the room brighter, i guess

>>587330377
Impressive

>>587326545
u wot m9

>>587330438

Do you ever worry about mites, bedbugs and shit?

>>587330203

>implying anyone ever cleans under their appliances

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>>587330438
I feel you

>>587330279
I had a friend in elementary school and his house was like this, worst part, his mom's car was in the same condition.

>>587330530
i still havent found it

>>587330109
>>587330032
Oh yes. I have a good lawyer.

>>587327356
river tam?

>>587330438

do it

>>587329670
would fuck girl

>>587330762
Do you blow him?

>>587326302
typical hippie

>>587330665
My room is immaculate, I have door stoppers and etc, if you hang on I can go take a picture of some of the mess, no timestamp as my pen ran out, but will hold a piece of paper nonetheless

>>587328703
your average teenager room

>>587329056
>a little filth
>Raised in upper middle class home
>Left before 18 to see "the real world"
>Lived in various place of both comfort and eloquence to dangerous and dilapidated, including squats.

There's places of squalor in this thread so bad that I wouldn't have even set foot in them on my bravest day.

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>>587330737
and the kitchen

>>587330438
where is it fegit? i wanna see

>>587330849
Yes, actually. He is my boyfriend.

>>587330903

Absolutely. Cleanse my senses with a sight of beauty, to these beasts.

>>587327560
kek. im a real estate appraiser too.

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poop

>>587330736
looks like someone needs their kidneys checked

>>587328220
Kek

>>587327565
i aint clickin that shit nigga

>>587325876
looks like this niggas packin dong

>>587330357
>justified
retard pls go

>>587330736
oh god i can smell it

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>>587330736

>none of them have caps

>>587327895
the tin foil is to keep the aliens out

VIH

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>>587326934
The background shows that it has been taken on board one of the Sweden - Finland ferries. Apart from ferrying people and their cars back and forth they are also wildly popular 24 hour party party boats...

>>587328888

>>587331126
feels bad man. as soon as my wife gets out of grad school i'm fucking done. worst career choice ever. been at this shit since 1996.

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>>587331155
I'm sure it's just cause they've been left like that for weeks

Am I the only one who wonders about the ACCUMULATION of this shit? Like how each room came to be and who did what to contribute to it?

Fucking hell.

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>every house on an indian in canada after 6 months

>>587326019
>>587326819

this fucking movie. I forgot all about this shit

>>587327560
Does this guy stick his finger in his ass and wipe it on the wall after every shit

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>>587329289
>believing what the guy who claims she IS NOT a junkie said
>Still looks like a junkie

Don't let "evil doers" gain control over your mind, anon.

That's their goal.

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>>587329339
sorry not sorry about the mess

>>587331489
>indian reservation

>>587330353

wow, that was me.

>>587327895
im glad that guy from piratebay is in jail, thats what he gets for criminalizing children through illegal downloading. ANOTHER WIN FOR ANONYMOUS!!!!

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>>587331698

>>587329728
from my experience in real estate by way of contract law generally tenant is allowed to paint so long as the premises are restored to their original condition before giving up possession

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>>587329463
i can smell it from here

>>587331523
the dudes dad was upset that his son didn't clean what was apparently his hair out of the sink, but didn't mention the shitter. not sure if his hair was in the sink or a dead cat.

>>587331107
faggot detected

>>587329289
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that motherfucking Eureka Seven? If yes, then you're muh nigguh.
And now I have to read (and watch) it again...

>>587327895
> swooces right into jail

>>587331107
Hehe. That's cute. Always good to have experts you know.

>>587330736
>>587330736
>dem piss bottles .. .

>>587330061
typical college frat house

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>>587330061

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>>587330162

>>587329817
dirty cunts

>>587331698
>bait.jpg

>>587330203
nobody does bro

>>587331218
easily justified by your cuntishness to war tenants

man my buddy's room would make a good post here, HUGE black stain on the carpet next to his bed, pillows are without cases and are basically brown cuz of dirtiness, cigarette butts and dirty plates and cups everywhere, closet full of garbage, several punch holes in the wall above his mattress (which is soiled, of course), and probably mold. ewwwwwwwww

>>587331833
Not sure where you're from but in Michigan if the lease says they need permission, then that's the law. I would have been fine with any type of normal paint job... The fucking reason they need permission is because of the shit you can see in the pictures.

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>>587331118
>trashcan

>>587330357
michael moore GTFO you bloated faggot fuck

>>587331130
After a certain point disgust becomes art

>>587331155
it is a mature brew

>>587325876
>too much stuff to do anything
what's he even trying to do here?

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Just imagine the smell.

>>587326558
One above bottom right always gets me. Top notch autism right there. Bottom middle just makes me sad, poor guy, wish I could've given him a man hug on his 20th birthday.

>>587330736
some are piss, some are juice.
anyone want a drink?

>>587329463
When I fart a little shit always comes out of my ass. I have to wipe my ass every hour because it itches.
I'm terrified of doing this to my chair.

>>587330353
fuck sake.

>>587331952
>clitoris
wat

>>587330353
Did the degenerates flee? Were you able to recover damages?

>>587331489
True.

>>587329463

>butt sweat mark
>arsehole shit stains
>tip of cock- pre cum stains


if anyone ever saw my chair look like that i would not have any friends left within 24 hrs

>>587332206
Moreso imagining how glorious it would feel to brutally murder these people

>>587327565
Not even the roaches will clean that place

holy shit what a nigger

>>587332378
To the property, yes.
To my anus, no.

>>587328358
My grandma did (literally) shit like that. It's a thing senile people sometimes do.

>>587330353
No - asshole landlords who expect to get paid just for owning shit suck
asshole

>>587329463
a true masterpiece

>>587332545
kek

>>587327116
That image is older than most of the faggots that post in cringe threads

>>587332409
Your friend are not very loyal

>>587332378
I kicked them the fuck out and yes I got damages.

>>587332604
is this a joke or are you so fucking retarded that you dont know how renting works?

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>>587332206

>>587331351

What do you hate most about it? Walkthroughs are quick. Just plug info into system and spit out a value

>>587326558
Top middle looks quite similar to my room at Uni. Although I had sheets on the bed and a much better PC. Though the one in the picture was probably good for it's time.

>>587329599
Haha. Deathly Hallows.

>>587332604
Yeah because people should just be able to live for free and we should all be free and love and be hippies

>>587326558
This dude on the bottom row in the middle.. Really just depressing for me to look at. I'm glad my parents pushed me to live my life the right way, staying healthy, started working early, etc.

That's just real fuckin sad.

>>587323292
pipas carancha

>>587332206
i fucking love whataburger

>>587332604
As I said, justified by the landlord being cunty, personally I would have burnt the place down for topkeks

>>587332604
They still made an agreement; lease requires to pay back for all damage. Did they - no, did I sue them - no. I can at least complain about the dirty bastards.

If you don't like it, live under the freeway

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>>587332604

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I return, I had to brave the house to get to this, I tried to make paper into a b for timestamp. This is also the kitchen and not the whole of it.

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>>587332206
The fact that the ash would probably break the keyboard makes me wonder why they would drop their ash on it, rather than just on the floor like a sensible hoarder.

>>587327895
you guys are fucking retarded.
it's mylar and it's there to keep signal strength in

>>587333065
Don't light a match folks...

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>>587331913

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im a grill btw

>>587332604
Would you buy or build a house if anyone could live in it for free? No on would. Hence everyone would have to build their own house and were back to all living in huts. Thanks nigger anon

>>587332604
Makes no sense! You're a goon!

>>587328887
Top kek I loved that