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This happened yesterday... I fear for my mouth and butt

>Be me, male, 15
> Fappin on midnight in the living room
>Very dark, can't see shit but my monitor
>Right hand on mouse, scrolling the page down
>You know where left hand is
>About to orgasm
>Tickle sensation on right hand
>Shake my right hand and turn lights on
> Its a cockroach, a motherfucking cockroach
> What the fuck is it doing? Why it doesn't run? Why it crawled on my hand?
> Realised I was having sexual pleasure while touching a cockroach
>thisdisgusting.png
>Motherfucker falls from my desk, I stomp it
>Is kill
>I clean my hand just like nazi did to jews
>Finishes fap session a little disturbed
>Bed time
>Middle of the night, need 4 pee
>Lights on, see cockroach aproaching my bed and me slowly
>"Another one of these?"
>About to stomp it
>Realised I have seen many cockroaches lately
>What if they wish to have sexual intercourse with me?
>Puts leg near the cockroach, takes off boxer
>Now the cockroach can climb my leg and do things with me
>Cucaracha is love, Cucaracha is lif...
>HEW NAW, STOMP THAT MOTHEFUCKER TOO
>Goes to bathroom, goes back to bed
>Realising that they might think my house is their brothel
>Realising I might be their bitch
>Realising I have seen 3 cockroaches yesterday
>Realising that I might be molested everynight by these motherfuckers
>Can't Sleep
>Help me
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Yesterday..........be 15......
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Clean you house you fucking slob
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>>586748154
pls go play outside
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I have cockroaches at my house too. I fucking hate how disgusting it is. They have been consistently getting worse over the past year. Just last week I have my mom 200 bucks to have them taken care of. Fuck it's been such a hell with these damn German cockroaches. I feel like suck a piece of shot when ever friends come over and they see them.
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Fagg
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Just move houses
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Fuck off, faggot
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Dubs pls
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