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2014-12-21 10:56:44 Post No. 586744542
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:56:44 Post No. 586744542 [Report]
am help B/

i tried to be the girl next door to chat because i deform her, and i leap and got tits, she thought i was a metamorphosis. his breast touch a medium
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:59:07 Post No.586744915
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:59:07 Post No.586744915 [Report]
what
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:59:16 Post No.586744940
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>>586744542
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:59:43 Post No.586745012
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>>586744542
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
welp, I'm dead
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:59:56 Post No.586745048
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>>586744542
merry christmas.
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:01:06 Post No.586745230
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>i tried to be the girl next door to chat because i deform her
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:04:35 Post No.586745764
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:04:35 Post No.586745764 [Report]
bump

please b i help, girl brains me pervert
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:04:58 Post No.586745815
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>>586744542
the fuck?
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:07:17 Post No.586746122
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>>586744542
wat
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:08:47 Post No.586746363
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>>586744542
I...I don't even know where I'm meant to start.
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:11:13 Post No.586746741
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:11:13 Post No.586746741 [Report]
>>586744542
do you even english motherfucker?
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:11:57 Post No.586746846
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:11:57 Post No.586746846 [Report]
tell her you were on drugs
it will be fine
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:13:07 Post No.586747018
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:13:07 Post No.586747018 [Report]
apologise 586746741, can deny english
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:13:37 Post No.586747084
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>>586744542

I like this guy.
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:15:16 Post No.586747329
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:15:16 Post No.586747329 [Report]
>>586747018
TOP FUCKING KEK OP I LOVE YOU
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:17:23 Post No.586747693
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:17:23 Post No.586747693 [Report]
>>586744542
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
Meme potential
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:17:53 Post No.586747766
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:17:53 Post No.586747766 [Report]
>>586744542

My attempt at a translation:

>Help me /b/
>I tried chatting to the girl next door because she's hot
>I couldn't stop staring when I saw her tits
>She thinks I'm a pervert
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:18:14 Post No.586747831
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:18:14 Post No.586747831 [Report]
>>586744542
10/10 made my morning better
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:18:18 Post No.586747849
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:18:18 Post No.586747849 [Report]
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
what.
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:18:34 Post No.586747893
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:19:41 Post No.586748071
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:19:41 Post No.586748071 [Report]
>>586747766
u left out the metamorphosis part faggot
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:19:44 Post No.586748084
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:19:44 Post No.586748084 [Report]
>>586747766
It was funnier when I didn't know ;_;
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:20:40 Post No.586748227
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:20:40 Post No.586748227 [Report]
>>586748071
That's because I'm as lost as you are

>>586748084
eh
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:21:41 Post No.586748403
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:21:41 Post No.586748403 [Report]
>>586747766
I got this

>I need help /b/
>I tried being this girl who is my neighbor while she was in the middle of a busy webcam chat
>accidentally knocked her out
>webcam server online
>dodhged the webcam because I saw someone important
>grabbed her tits by accident
>concussion made her think I was a butterfly?
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:23:03 Post No.586748618
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:23:03 Post No.586748618 [Report]
>>586748403
That made it even more funnier
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:23:53 Post No.586748749
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:23:53 Post No.586748749 [Report]
>>586744542
he was creeping on his neighbour then he saw tits and his penis suffered a metamorphosis (a.k.a. ragin boner) and the girl noticed

im still trying to figure out the breast touch a medium part
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:24:03 Post No.586748772
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>>586748403
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:24:22 Post No.586748810
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:24:22 Post No.586748810 [Report]
>>586744542
This is seriously the worst attempt to be "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" I've seen so far.

You faggots should be ashamed for making this a bigger deal than it really is
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:26:04 Post No.586749085
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OP wanna see ma tits?
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:28:38 Post No.586749456
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I detect it ITT
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:30:55 Post No.586749780
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:30:55 Post No.586749780 [Report]
what the fuck
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:30:56 Post No.586749784
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:30:56 Post No.586749784 [Report]
Bumping for more autism OP
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:31:14 Post No.586749826
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Anonymous 2014-12-21 11:31:14 Post No.586749826 [Report]
>>586748810
Enjoy being an oldfag who is better than us all for having been desensitized to the point where only the dankest of memes can make you chuckle m8
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