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I don't know who she is.
25, 50, 75, 69, and 35 decides what I say
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that's jessica m8
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>>586505841
single digits fucker
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>>586505948
No, the girl who blocked her is Jessica m8
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>>586506069
WINNER
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>>586505841
are you a trap?
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write her the link to this thread.
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>>586506270
>>586506069
Damnit
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>>586506576
fucking almost.

rolling for this.
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>>586506684
That'd be too convenient faggot
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>>586506576
this.
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>>586506576

Rolling
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>>586506576
KEK
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do you wanna choke on my cock
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>>586505841
Illinois!
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>>586506595
What say /b/?
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U wing sum fuk?
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what are you up to?
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Come on d00ds, tell me what to say. Adding dubs to the mix
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>586507856
If you want winrars then make it single digits retard
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>>586508088
...or not
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>>586506576
Rolling for this.
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"Send me a pic of you, nigger" (quotation marks included)
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>>586508088
Winrar

Do it OP
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>>586507248
What was her number again? ill fucking tell her what she fucking deserve

*And then you tell her everything she said to the fat hoe*
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ass vagina nipple penty in same pic pl0x
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>>586506576
Reroll
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send me a sexy pic of you
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>>586508088
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good day ma'am
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Lez go /b/!
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>>586507918

There's always 10
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are you a gril? i haev benis :DDD
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>>586508088
i swear to god if you dont post this OP im gonna push a screwdriver up your eurethra
this is the second one youve missed
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>>586508785
Did you save any wins from fat bitch?
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I really wanna see your booty in a diaper
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>>586509518
>>586508785
Asshole
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I really wanna see her booty in a diaper though
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>>586509542
>>586509542
I don't even know who the fat bitch is. I don't know a Jessica
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>>586509518
you retarded ?
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>>586509548
>>586509757
samefag
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What did she suck? My peanus weanus of course! Haha!
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>>586509896
>>586509870
>>586509673

Samefag
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Come on /b/ she's waiting! Adding posts that end with 7
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I ain't got your ass on muh dick, let's fix that shit and get your shit on my shit
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What makes you think the dude you're talking to is female?
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Do you like farts
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>>586510458
Just the way the speech pattern is. Just a hunch. Not quite sure to be honest
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>>586510319
wrong person sorry. also texting this asshole friend of mine
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Haha! You said something funny but it's hilarious I forgot, wanna fuck?
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>>586510596
Well then ask them their name and find out.
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Sorry. My friends are being mean to me at the moment. Keep daring me to say shit.
Anyway, how are you? Looking forward to Christmas?
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She's on to me!
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>>586510971
>>586510627
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>>586510969
WINRAR
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Sorry, bit too forward...but show me that butt anyway
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My number one rule is to not fart during a blowjob...but rules are made to be broken.
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Ever heard of peelover.com? I think I saw you on there
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>>586510969
Saved me
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Go back to Africa you damn Mexican
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lol guys

idea: use text bomb program I found online
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>>586511527
It's me, doesn't count
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Has ANYONE called the fucking number yet?
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let's all text her
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maybe just light foreplay?
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Saved me
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send a pic with your new phone wanna see it :)
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>>586511688
>>586511645
Never mind, carry on
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>>586511645
>>586511688
>>586511712
that took a while
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>>586511527
Cool. Is it a Nokia iPhone S3?
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>>586511793
Op wants us to fuck with the number or he would have blacked it out.

We are falling into his pa request as planned
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>>586512156
Oh shit
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>>586512156
top fucking kek potential
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>>586512156
Nice m8
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>>586512156
Oh shit nigga
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>>586512156
Alright, I'll stay
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>>586512156
I'm just laughing at all of the possibilities hehe
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gonna say I got raped LAWLZ
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>>586512156
Toppest of keks
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>>586512429
Do it nigga!
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>>586512429
WINRAR
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>>586512429
Dis gun b gud
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>>586512429
Go with pregnant, for the love of god
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>>586512396
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>>586512429
Dis gon be gud
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>>586512429
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lolololol
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>>586512632
>>586512429
Yeah, pregnant, go with that
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>>586511527

she sounds 12
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>>586512782
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>>586512156
FUCK YES!
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>>586512782
THIS IS GOING PLACES
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I'm dying ! hahahah
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>>586512782
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>>586512870
That's why it's funny....
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>>586512429
go with preggers
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>>586512974
Based not-OP
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Ask them to remind you of their name. I wanna see if op was right that they're female. Seems like a dude to me.
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>>586513129
Right? Where did op go?
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>>586513129
No shit Sherlock
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>>586512974
>few days ago
>think I'm pregnant
>Days
>pregnant
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>>586512974
dont fuck this up!
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>>586512974
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>>586512974
>oh ok
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>>586512974
>Few days ago
>pregnant
You're fucking this up!
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>>586513225
Bitches are fucking dumb, I bet it flies
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>>586513225
That's why it's funny you plen.
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>>586513354
she's stupid. she won't know
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>>586513381
>Ducking.
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>>586513381
kek so hard
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>>586513381
>ducking
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>>586513381
>ducking
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>>586513381
>ducking
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>>586513543

That makes it realistic. So passionate about the subject at hand that she doesn't even have time to correct spelling
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>>586513621
inb4 kill yourself
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someone prank call the #
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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING CO.MIE BASTARDS?!
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>>586513760
Tried, no aswer
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>>586513760
Let textfag finish first
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>>586513760
One thing at a time nigga
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>>586513760
No we're doing something here
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ask her why she blocked you on snapchat
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>>586513805
Oh god, I think I found OP
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>>586513381
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>>586513805
God damnit. Fuck you moral fags
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>>586513805
Whiteknight twats
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>>586513805
Alright whos the faggot
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Kek
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>>586513805
is OP doing this?! WHO IS DOING THIS?!
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>>586514000
>trips
Are you why she thought the other anon was lying?
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>>586513805

Fuck sake. Always one little fucking cunt who ruins everything for everyone. If you are reading this, if you haven't bailed already, FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT you little 17 year prick. I swear I am going to find you and eat you alive. Do you know who I am? I'm fucking Nick Clegg you cunt and I will personally rip your nose off and chew on it.
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>>586514000
oh mad, get that number to >>586513805
anon pronto. keep this ball rolling guys
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>>586514000
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>>586514000
Thanks, faggot
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>>586514000
Oh shit nigga, what is going on?!
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>>586514000
I fucking love you anon kek'd so hard
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>>586514000
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>>586514000
The plot thickens
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>>586513805
Op here wasn't me
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>>586514114
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>>586513805
It was me, lol
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>>586514000
nice trips bro
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alright the txting is kill
prank call time
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>>586514111
>trips replying to trips
Son of a fug
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>>586514000
good good!
I'm going to say that it is
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Toasting in epic bread
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>>586514391
Shut up nigger, this is getting good
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>>586513805
Tell him it's 4846810327
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>>586514000
Oh shit
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>>586514454
Lost it
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>>586514454
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>>586514454
Too thick. Back it down
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Gotcha
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>>586514454
pasting in ebin tread
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>>586514586
No, you're a spider and I don't trust you.
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somebody save this shit
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>>586514586
Nice try, spider
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>>586514586

Inb4 that was the pizza man not les rapists
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>>586514586
Fuck off 8 legs.
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>>586514586
Whatever you say spider.
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>>586514670
OH SHIT NIGGA
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>>586514670
>>586514054

these two anons are scholars and gentlemen.

*tips fedora*
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>>586514670

This shit is getting some speeeeeed.
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>>586514594
>1945
>69 years ago
>69
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fake and gay OP
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let's find her address and send guys now! that's be kek!
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>>586514888
TRIPS WOOOOO
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Holy shit
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>>586514586
Yeah right spider.
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>>586515000
Nice trips
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>>586514586
fuck off spider. we don't trust you
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I'm gonna say he took my phone last night just in case she texts the real jessica
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>>586514454
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>>586515000
>>586514888
>>586514111
>>586514000
All dem trips
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>>586510111
trips do it op
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>>586515118
Holy Holy shit!
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its somethin
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>>586515199
Faggot nigger cunt.
Dubs tho...
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>>586506576
I wish people would stop suggesting this, it's an absolute thread killer.

Anyway, tell her that you have a nigger fetish and that you've always wanted to be a nigger. Nigger yourself into a nigger and nig nig nig.
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>>586515199
Fuck off nigger cunt.
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>>586515176

We know you used some fake memegenerator to make these, why bother?
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>>586515253
you fucking retard
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>>586515176
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>>586515253
Here goes the ruse.
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>>586514586

Fuck off, spider.

NOT TODAY MY FRIEND.
Not today.
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>>586515253
Fuck sake anon. Making me giggle like that.
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l a w l z
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>>586515253
Are you new here?
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>>586514594
Im in granite city too! Heyoh!
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>>586505841
Marvin???

I thought I told you that I'd slit your fucking throat if I ever caught shitposting on the internets again?

What do you have to say for yourself you rambunctious little cocksucker?
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>>586515400
Dubs. Can't argue
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>>586515400
ruined it already
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>>586515400
Your dubs mean nothing, you fuck-up.
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>>586515199
LOL NIGGER CUNT.
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>>586515400
man this could have had so much potential and now you ruined it
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guys I need a picture to send her that shows Jessica is hiding under a bed or in a closet etc. hurry up get me something!
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>>586515400
I don't think she's buying anymore m8
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>>586514586
shut up, spider
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Somebody archive you'd ebin thread.
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>>586515199
Nice dubs, nigger cunt
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Ebin bread m8
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fake thread is fake, this is copypasta.
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>>586515794
LMAO
that last text gave it up fam
u fucked up
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>>586515794
You should have said "she isn't picking up her phone, tell her I need tot all to her!" Because now it sounds too coincidental
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>>586515881
You forgot Faggot
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>>586515794
You're selling to the front door now boss. Game over.
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>>586515794
why no answer?
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someone call her with deep voice from anon number pretending to be perpetrator!
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>>586515794
>>586515400
You faggots fucked up. Nice job
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>>586515939
Shit, I meant to say *to talk.
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>>586507918
Reroll
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I'm going to sms bomb her phone with a program I haz. what say to this though?
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>>586516226
Kek
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so much potential gone to waste
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/586505841
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>>586516261
Buy me some rope, bitch
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>>586516261
Give me a asx to call her and moan first
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>>586516261
NOTHING YOU SAY NOTHING AND LET HER FREAK
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>>586516420
THIS
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>>586516261
tell her you never thought you'd die alone, another six months you'll be unknown
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>>586516261
You're screwing up if you write back js
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>>586516261
say nothing
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>>586516261
Disregard anything but >>586516420 as that is the only correct answer
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>>586516261
Just say goodbye and try to apologize for everything. That could work.
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I said this but now I'm going to wait a minute. but during this time let's plan! we need tools and resources !
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Someone text her saying you're Jessica's mom
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>>586516319
this
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>>586516727
fuck no . atleast not yet. could ruin everything!

>lol all these different area codes lawlz

thank god she is dumb as shit
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Phone about to die, need to stay in ebin thread
someone screencap
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is working :D

what next and when??
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>>586517112
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Tell her to call the cops lok
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>>586516723
ok, she might think you just took some pills, i suggest you wait a while and maybe write "help" and then nothing more and wait for her to reply, or does anyone else have anything better?
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what if i said.


" theyre comin "

or

" they came"
or
" they were here"
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>>586515253
are you actually disabled m8???
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>>586517112
dont answer, shr will think you killed yourself
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>>586517207
Fucking idiot
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Goodbye. You're an hero in my eyes.
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>>586517112
That's it. Leave it be. If everything goes silent she may freak out. Especially since Jessica doesn't follower her on snap chat anymore or whatever
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Posting in potentially epic thread niggas
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>>586517207
fuck you
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>>586517207
No
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>>586517207

This is why we can't have good things
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>>586517274
rawl
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>>586517207
Okay, thread's over.
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>>586517207
iphone fucking faggot kill you fucking self. youre dumber then the fucking bitch you fucking queer
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