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>>586413995
I'm blazing out of my Omicron with a second generation Kiss cartridge. Some Mercury OG

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just blazed. Sup anons

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taking a break from weed because christmass shit gotta get stuff for my asshole kid.
mfw

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>>586413995
What a waste of wax. You have to put it on the inside of the joint. For shame.

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any of you guys tried gummies?

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>>586414896
Ive never seen anyone make tarantula joints inside the paper...

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>>586415122
It's hash. Hash goes inside the paper like the budd.

>>586413995
only spme stupid stoner bitch tee hee would make that

wtf shit prob wouldnt even light

>>586414896
>>586415751
you dumbass that spiral of the hash you turn as you smoke it keep the hash on top you can't burn it inside the paper

>>586416599
*the burning part of the wax/hash

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>>586416599
What an impractical and uncomfortable way to smoke. With the joint straight up in the air. Yeah, I'm the dumbass. A hahahahahahaha hahahahaha!

>>586415983
that shit would smoke fucking awesome. that shit would fucking get anybody higher than shit no matter how much weed you smoke with all that wax on there probably pretty good bud inside. it's an extra long paper inside. for the second half of the joint you would smoking two papers but it's so fat that it wouldn't be that much of a bother

>>586417290
you hold it normal you don't point it towards the sky you idiot you keep the part of the spiral touching the cherry towards the top side. oh an I'm a girl btw

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>>586417565
Wax needs to be flash-vaporized. I thought you nigga's weren't retarded.

>>586418042
wax can be burned fagatron. tell me, what's the active ingredient in wax you fucking imbecile

>>586417804
Post tits for thinking your gender matters.
Retard, why would that matter?

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>>586417804
It's being wasted. It's basic physics. Wax needs to be flash vaporized by indirect heat anyway. Yeah, I'm the dumbass. A hahahahaha hahahahaha!

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>>586418324
It's your mom. A hahahahahahaha hahahahaha!

>>586418536
you can smoke wax out of a rig and it get your shit stomped you smoke was spiral on a joint and it will still get you blasted. try it spiral on a cigarette early in the day before you smoke any weed or dabs, it will be proof

>>586413995
how do you smoke that

Bunch of buddys are getting back this week. Gonna pick up 1/2 an O and go nuts. Will make a thread for the occasion.

Anyone got some funny stoner stories?

>>586419814
put the fat end in your mouth, locate a source of ignition

>>586419953
>one time me and my buddies got stoned

i miss my oil rig
now im on probation
rip in pepperoni =(

>>586419098
If the smoke of the wax is burning outside of the joint then how do you inhale it. Your inhaling a minimal amount if you don't smear it on the inside of the joint. Basic physics.

>toasted
>about to go to bed
>eat the dark chocolate covered acai and blueberry that was supposed to be a christmas present for gf
>no regrets

>>586420911
nigger logic
I bet you scrape your grinder for four hours with a toothpick to get that last .032% of the thc back

>>586421290
Nope. I'm just not stupid about my concentrates. Doing stupid shit is stupid.

>>586421662
oh and I'm a girl btw

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Home honey, I'm high.

>Sour Diesel here

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>>586421820
I'm a girl as well. And all that bullshit

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This threads gonna nigger if you niggers dont nigger nigger. Also, cocks.

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>>586422952
a shit leopard cant change its spots, Ricky

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>>586418677
>420kb
>dubs

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Just got some of this for free from a friend. New to the whole stoner thing. Only started smoking yesterday. Me and a few friends smoked some joints last night and earlier today. I don't have any rolling paper or a piece but I kind of want to smoke it. Too lazy to go to smoke shop. What do?

>>586416599
Are you retarded or just really high or noth

>>586425527
Don't think that's weed.

>>586426020
old photo, bait

>>586422191
You're fucking stupid is what you are
Also I'm a girl btw

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>>586426115
we're all girls on the internet

>>586426103
Nope, It's a picture I just took. Seemed to have a noticeable effect on everyone, smells just like all the other weed I've smelled. What else could it be. I mean, for all I know he just gave me some oregano, but we smoked it earlier and it had a noticeable effect.

>>586414904
fuck, I love gummies. they gave me my first high. full body. was amazing.

>>586426789
>high off oregano

you must be 15

>>586426757
wrong. I'm a girl pretending to be a man who is pretending to be a transexual lesbian

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>>586427079
I just picked some up. Chick was charging $10 each but she said its 4 doses or whatever of THC each so theyre supposed to be good. Im gonna try one tomorrow. I just hope I didnt get ripped off

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>>586427414

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>>586427523
are they pretty large? that seems expensive. my friend just had a pack of them, like 2x sourpatch kid gummy size. not sure how much they go for.

but dude, I was at this lake, chillin right next to the water. wasn't feelin much at first. then I closed my eyes for like 1 minute. then BAM! it just fucking hit me. all these reflections and shit started looking amazingly detailed (pic related) and I saw seeing amazing stuff. that triangle one looked like a stacked totem pole. really wanted to learn how to paint and paint all that shit.

I was tripping balls.

>>586428931
>can't tell if troll

>>586429196
? it was real

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>>586429196
Personally, don't care for edibles. Its too weird. Plus, just smoke alone these days, whew. It gives me the wimwams.

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>>586428931
the gummies i got were pretty flat but about 1" x 1"

you guys are wasting your time and money, but hey do what you want

>>586432089
things will be ok poorfag

>>586431678
might have over paid

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dont know this feel anymore.

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brokeass dipshits itt

>>586433178
Can I vape salvia in my weed vaporiser?

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>>586433396
dude i have no idea. casual smoker here.

I quit smoking dope, I miss it but I am a NEET and have bigger problems to worry about then getting high.

>>586433542
Fair enough. Thanks for responding I guess.

>>586433599
Why can't you use it in moderation?

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Serious question.

I have a roommate and long time friend who used to 420blazeitfaggot everyday all day. For years. He was extremely happy with THC in his system and a nice vidya to play. He's a simple man with simple interests. Recently, however, he's had a big problem. Starting a few months back whenever he smokes he gets this insane heart rush. He says it feels life threatening and it lasts for hours. It happened out of the blue one day and it scared him so much that he laid off smoking for a week or two. He said once and awhile he would feel some heart palpitations and his chest didn't quite feel right. After a short break from smoking he decided it was safe to try again. Turned out to be a bad idea, he smoked around 10-11pm and was awake all night borderline freaking out. He laid in bed with his heart almost beating out of his chest until about 5am and he went to the ER. He explained everything to them, and they basically told him it was probably anxiety and maybe a mix of lack of sleep and dehydration.

Now he thinks that it might be anxiety, or even panic attacks, but why would it suddenly start out of nowhere with no end in sight? He said his chest feels kind of strange now and again and he can also feel some sort of heart palpation at least once a day. That sounds like a sort of thing that shouldn't linger.

Now he's not an extremely unhealthy guy. He's probably around average weight, like 130lb 5'8". He doesn't eat that great and he gets decent exercise about 8 hours/day at work.

I'm looking for any advice what this might be, because I feel bad for the guy. He's starting to drink every night to make up for it. He's changed a lot since he's had to stop smoking - he's a lot more pissy, argumentative, and generally unhappy.

TLDR; help - friend has panic attack symptoms when he gets high and is now depressed with sobriety.

>>586433737
His problems are psychological man. He should *need* weed or alcohol. That's not healthy usage.

>>586422056
Blue Cheese fag here, I'm feeling it

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>>586414896
>>586416599
>>586417290
>>586418042
>>586418536
if you're making this type of shit with your weed in the first place, they have enough money to not give a shit. Can you nigs just admire it for 1 second, it looks cool as fuck

>>586413995
So lonely. Decided not to go to family and spend break in dorm

Why do you Yanks make spliffs that are all weed? It's fucking impossible to burn. It's annoying to light every 5 seconds.

>>586425527
Top quality weed my friend

>>586414856
thats your fault for helping birth one of those asshole things

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>>586434467
>>586434467
>>586434467

Maybe some of them have good weed

>>586434467
Why do you brits have to be so faggy with your weed? Not smoking blunts.

>>586414856
I lost it

>>586434813
Not wanting to buy cigars to smoke weed? Or not being Michael Brown.

>>586434813
Also you cunts are extremely faggy with your weed. Glass is shit. Spliffs are far better but you mugs all waste your money on glass coz you think it looks cool.

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>>586434644
No really. I'm honestly curious if it's real. Two of the people there were long time stoners and were totally fine with it. It has seeds in it and everything.

>>586434767
> implying you can't get good weed in England.

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alright, where my high quality glass bong bros at?

>>586435140
What does Michael Brown have to do with this?
I don't buy cigars, just the wraps with pure weed not mixed with pussy tobacco.

>>586435439
> smoking bongs
kek

>>586435439
>quality
Where I don't see it.

>>586435529
Coz he got shot after nicking cigars to make blunts with. It's not a matter of being a pussy. Tobacco makes it burn better and is less wasteful.

>>586435327
those are weed seeds for sure, but it still looks like shit, oh well im sure you will get stoned as fuck, or you can make some QWISO

>>586435707
I don't know what your smoking but blunts burn really nice for me and smoking weed in paper is generally more wasteful anyway.

>>586435999
No clue what QWISO means, but thanks.

>>586435645
This

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am on cabbanis

>>586436206
I actually vape nowadays which is the most efficient. Blunts aren't really a thing here. I dislike bongs (I reckon people just have them to look cool). But in a rizla, tobacco mix>>> pure weed. Also I think the quality of weed here is generally quite good.

>>586433737
Same here. I used to smoke a lot and one day I had the same reaction. Its anxiety. He needs to meditate.

>>586434767
>Implying you cant get good weed everywhere.

>>586436375
google, mate

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>>586425527

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>not only on weed
>audio hallucinations , lol
>mfw suddenly hear radio static and some guy ranting to a crowd of people

>>586436607
>Doesn't know what bongs are and smokes with shredded shrubs
This is why Europe isn't known for their weed anymore

Another question for you Yanks in legalised states. Has the quality of weed improved from being legal?

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>>586435645
lets see what you smoke out of faggot.
>i bet both the balls in my ballsack that it doesnt have any opals in it

rekt

>>586437019
I once heard fucking for hours after a 4-day nonstop fap session. Didn't know why I was hallucinating sex sounds, but it really bugged me

>>586437065
I know what bongs are (obviously) and have smoked them. I think they're overrated as shit though.

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>>586413995

>those disgusting finger nails

what a (non)surprise, a degenerate unsanitary fuck is also an avid stoner.

I hate stoners. You guys are all unclean, lazy fucks who will NEVER go anywhere in your life, and you'll be completely content with attaining literally nothing.

Go on, everyone tell me what you do for a living. If you're successful, post proof. My bet is that you all live at your parents house and work a fucking restaurant job or worse.

So, how about it? Care to prove me wrong, faggots?

>>586437205
>opal..
Why the fuck would I want opal in my bong... are you for serious.. OPAL?!

>>586437102
No, it's always been fantastic. Legalization just brought good weed to everybody, but most people had good weed to begin with, it's just easier to find now

>>586421290
That's real logic. The paper won't burn hot enough to smoke the wax properly. People use rigs for a reason. You need HEAT.

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>>586437300
because its fucking classy.
>learn something about style

i bet you smoke out of tin cans and shit

>>586436607
vaping is good for being efficient. Dabbing is the popular thing here. I don't anyone who likes spliffs or mixing tobacco with weed, I've always seen it the opposite, seems like you are wasting the weed that way.

>>586437288
> using people being completely content as an insult

>>586437288
I don't post stale pasta expecting newfriends to bite.

>>586437205
Sure opals improves the smoking quality
dumbfuck

>>586437548
Serious kid look up hoss bongs I could make 3 of those when I had bongs.

I had a hammer bong too that shit hit nice, none of them which had any of your faggy opal.

I don't see quality in your bongs I see gimmicky.

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im back guys. played a game of league. raped them in the butthole.

>>586435439

>there are people on this earth who spend massive amounts of money on fucking bongs

god i fucking hate you people. you're like women, spending money on irrational shit bcuz it gets u so hi lel :DDD

>>586437231

I'm just sitting here chuckling, I just discovered that if I tilt my head to the right it begins and doesn't stop until I stop tilting my head... lol sounds like when you're headphones are sitting on your desk and you start up some music or whatever and you hear your loud ass headphones that are not on your head

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which one?

>>586437578

>nah brah it's cool if i work in a kitchen for the rest of my life, cause i'm totally cool with amounting to nothing. see bro? it's cool

Next.

>>586437550
Feels like you get higher from two mixed spliffs than one pure one to me.

>>586438025
>which one?
>one
Your kidding right I take both of them.

>>586438025
Purple.

>>586437288

I run a small/midsized consulting business that nets ~$2 million revenue a year. It would be silly to post any personal info on here.

Life is about way more than just money, but I happen to earn plenty of it.

>>586437767
yep. you wouldnt know because you dont have one.

>>586438136
But if someone is totally cool with that (not that you're not wrong about stoners all amounting to nothing) then what is the problem?

>>586413995
What is there to talk about? You smoked, or are smoking. weed. What's the big deal here?

>>586437869
>>586437869
every fucking piece i own is 3x nicer than anything you do.

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>>586437582

I just wrote that. Thanks for thinking it's effective enough to be used as pasta though.

I truly fucking hate everything stoners stand for.

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Just loaded me a time bomb. Sorry I'm late:)

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>>586437879
yep. this is my next one, retails for about 600

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>>586438025
ftfy

>>586438278

What's the bottom line? 2 million top line means absolutely nothing out of context.

>>586438150
The nicotine feel becomes more prominent in a spliff to me. If you are a cigarette smoker I can see that you have that preference, but for me it just makes me feel nicotine buzz bleh.

>>586438278
Lol at this faggot. Keep sucking cawk lil boy

>>586438412
yeah sadly not, you are just a try hard in all of this.

I just pointed to something better and you can't accept it because "muh opal."

Like I said your bongs are gimmicky faggy bongs, so please show me another picture that shows your "3x nicer" bongs you have.

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>>586438374

seriously

we all smoke weed op, what is there to talk about

you little stoned snowflake

>>586438327

Because restaurant workers also amount to nothing and it took them consecutive poor choices to find them where they are. At any point they could have said "well fuck, maybe it's time to grow up, go back to school, and get my shit together and be a real adult," but no, the weed smokers are all fucking manchildren who are fine with wasting their potential.

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>>586438808
fuckin suck on this cunt.

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Guys, let's just get high and shut the fuck up.

>>586438496

i remember you posted that in another thread and a bunch of people, stoners included, told you how much of a faggot you are for wanting that.

so, once again, you're a faggot for wanting that. it looks retarded, and you're fucking retarded for wasting $600 on that. how many paychecks is that for you? 3?

>>586439189
this. doesnt matter how fking cool your piece is, just as long as you are high with the rest of us.

>>586439216
its less than a week of work, worth it. worth every penny, hows smokin out of that BASIC BITCH shit

>>586438992
Yet you care enough to be here. Seeking validation? Don't like your own life enough without other people validating it? Faggot.

>>586439117

peace and love stoners are barely acceptable. fucking elitist stoners are even worse. ex stoner/smoker here, why the fuck are you elitist about a pasttime that attracts the most unsanitary and unsavoury monkeys in the fucking world? do you wanna be the top degenerate?

fuck you, and fuck the guy you're replying to for being a peace andluvbraaaahhh stoner too.

>>586439558

>implying i'd ever touch weed again
>as if i want to waste my life being content with amounting to nothing

yeah, nah.