>>586326997
Don't worry OP that's just dried up nigger cum, nothing to be concerned about

its a "babie" : P

Looks like cancer

>>586326997
>>586327118

You just touched a 6 week old miscarriage

Clean your hands asap

Source: gyno

If you fingered her in the nose i might have an answer for you

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>>586326997

>>586327118
It's an aborted fetus.

Post pics of GF's pussy.

that's a pussy tooth

>>586326997
that looks disgusting as fuck, she’ll never make you hard again now. too bad.

awwwh congrats OP and Miss OP, you're parents

>>586327605
virgin detected

>>586326997
It's a pearl. She been to the beach lately?

OP here,

These comments are hilarious, but my girlfriend is really worried. She thought the nigger dick was funny. ;)

>>586327479
#rekt

>>586326997


..not to be a dick but...that's a miscarriage.

>>586327879
moot?

>>586327879

I bet she didn't at the time.

girlfriends got some explaining to do...

>>586326997
were you fingering her fucking uterine walls?

that's a miscarriage

that was a future baby son of yours

DEAD

how hard it is? seriously

trips names the dead fetus!

>>586327118
Timestamp fag

>>586327911
Actually could be.

>>586327879
Post her pussy already. Also the miscarriage thing wasn't a joke. That's honestly what it looks like.

Her vagina is self destructing, leave while you still can OP

>>586328122
we shall call it Robert

vagina pearl, very rare, very expensive.

>>586326997
Dinosaur fossil

>>586326997
Looks like a nail maby it's a fake nail and that she had when fingering her self and it went loose insideof her pussy

dude it's a baby.. or was going to be one.
Fuck sake

>>586326997
Congrats man your a daddy

Clearly a dead baby. Good job being a murderer OP.

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>>586326997
Fetus. Well done.

>>586327493
kek

op here im a faggot

>>586328282

Those are usually mounted and on a ring or tasteful necklace I believe.

>>586328253
his name was Robert Paulson

>tfw no vagina pearl
>tfw no vagina
>tfw no face
>tfw no
>tfw
>

It looks like a calcified mass, probably a miscarriage. Is it as hard as it looks?

It doesn't look like a miscarriage... Wait, can miscarriages dry up?

>>586326997
clams make pearls OP, but only if there's sand

>>586327879Well she was pregnant, now she's not but something DID DIE in her pussy so you have that to think about everytime you fuck now

does it smell ? is it hard or soft ?

Eat it OP!

>>586326997
i believe that's a miniature whale

>>586328122
Peter!

>>586328535
Anything with water in it can dry up.

>>586326997
Eat it, OP.

>>586328483
her name was robertina paulsonrino

I'm sorry, that's pussy cancer.

Ever see the movie "Teeth?"

>>586328609
FUCKING

EAT IT

OP here,

Yes it is hard and dry. It looked a little silver on the side..

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>>586328483

There's no way it's a miscarriage dipshits.

There would be blood in there.

idk what the fuck that is, but my wife had three miscarriages and she would bleed for at least a month during them.

that's not a miscarriage

>>586328122
his name was Robert Paulson

What the fuck are you doing posting here? There's probably lots more buried treasure in that sloot's sloot. Get to digging!

>>586328483
>his name was Robert Paulson

>>586328170
Yeah this is a legit miscarriage and OP should stop being a dumb cunt

>>586328775

As hard as a tooth?

>>586327879
Oh look, it's one of those retards who thinks he's allowed to post ";)" because he has a girlfriend

>>586328699
cum on it OP, for the lulz

/thread

>>586326997
OP, it's a miscarriage.

I'd would never fuck that haunted ass pussy again niggas have died in there
Also eat it or gtfo

>>586328521
Shitpost of the day how do.you feel about the matter any words on that>>586328521

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>>586328122
Tyrone

>>586326997


your girlfriends pussy was so gross the baby decided to opt out

no blood

no miscarriage

OP dodged a fucking bullet

Yea that's a miscarriage

>>586328775
Eat it faggot!!.

>>586328122
Clancy

rolling for Jelqwizzard Maxximus

>>586328483
ROBERT PAULSON >>

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>MFW OP probably stuck some piece of weird garbage up his girlfriend's pussy

>MFW OP is trolling everyone

>>586329014
kek

>>586328870
>they weren't expecting
>vaginas bleed all the time when you're not expecting
>"oh fuck, my fucking vagina is fucking bleeding, surely it's a sign of crisis and not a fucking period"

>>586328609
rolling

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>>586329014

>>586329014
this

Send it to the kelloggs Company and say it was found inside their product, that will be a win - win situation, you get rid of the fetus and they get something to chew on.

>>586326997
obviously shes been sticking objects up there that werent meant to be up there

>>586328609
>>586328699
>>586328768
>>586329174

Listen to them, OP. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or in this case, when like gives you a miscarriage, make appetizers.

could that be one of these things that you put into women to prevent them from getting pregnant?

Doctor

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put it in the ground and water it, see what grows out of it.

>>586329219
What do your weeaboo fag friends think when they see shit pics like this in your computer faggy

>>586329014
nigger detected
pls go

My gf had a miscarriage and it looked like a string of goo .

>>586328870
This guys right... it would be really bloody

Sir, those are remains of her last period

>>586328876
>>586328919
>his name was Robert Paulson

>>586328483
underrated post of the day

>>586326997
I have seen this before. It's the plastic casing of a tampong, you know, the period cotton thing.

>>586328122
Cleetus.

>>586329503
nahhh, it would probably grow more faggots

>>586329060
>post on tumblr
>watch them dox and harass her
>enjoy the show

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>>586328870
It is a fucking miscarriage, you uneducated peasant. The body simply ''doesn't know'' yet. Give it 1-2 weeks or w/e and OP's GF will bleed like a slaughtered goat.

looks calcified...
>something grew up in there (take to doctor to find out)
>something was shoved up in there, forgotten by time

That's a kidney stone you assholes...

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>>586326997
>gf
Fuck off normie scum
Also this >>586329406

What does it smell/taste like, OP?

>>586329278
I'm not saying a period = miscarriage

I'm saying if it was an actual miscarriage there would be blood on that thing

>>586328122
Rollin' for Cleetus

>>586326997
plastic

>>586326997
it can be a blood clot, when was her last period?

if you put some oxigen water and it pops white like a popcorn, its a blood clot

>>586329482
oh the irony

>>586326997
Thats a fucking metroid.

>>586329573
That's funny it all started from a string of goo

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>>586326997

>>586329795
Yeah because kidney stones come from the pussy, right?

>>586328122
Manual levasqwez

>>586326997
http://my.gurl.com/forums/read/594.412929-Did-I-have-a-miscarriage

looks pretty similar dude

>>586329717
> uneducated

Like I said, my wife has had 3 miscarriages and it doesn't come out clean

>>586327118
looks like it's got blood inside it, im going with calcified fetus that's most likely years old

5 or 6 week old miscarriage.

At least you're not gonna be a dad

>>586330018
yummy

>>586330000
check em'

>>586329808
he was fingering her, any blood that was on it probably got cleaned off by her insides before they pulled it out
you don't have to bleed immediately in a miscarriage

>>586330000
check 'em

>>586329519
As if he has friends.. Come on m8 behave.

Eat that motha fucken baby

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>>586330033

>>586330039
Yes.. The pussy is connected to the kidney and the brain and shoulders

Do you even science?

>>586326997
vaginal rosebud

>>586326997
Herpes scab

>>586330000
so we call the fetus "oh the irony"?

medfag

Its something that grew in her and started decomposing. The body started covering it in calcium to seal it off - then it dislodged and you dragged it out and posted it on the internet,.

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You found her G-Spot, good job OP!
Now put it back in

>>586327706
virgin detected

>>586329219
If he is trolling why would he have stuck it up his girlfriends pussy just to take it out again and take a picture? You're retarded.

>>586326997
>>586327118

It looks like a bb pellet. And you don't have a girlfriend, OP.

Waifus don't count.

How has no one told OP to bring it to a hospital?

>>586330000
quads means the boy's name shall be Robert Paulson

Is that a clitorus?

>>586326997
A child

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>>586330358

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>>586329503
JESUS FUCK MAN I'M NOT EVEN AFRAID OF SPIDERS BUT FUCK

take it to a funeral home and give it a proper sending off.

Fetus is now "Oh the Irony"

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>>586330403

Dubs say 'yes'.

>>586330645
Your saying you havent seen that before....

>>586328122
John Smith

for fuck sake i was enjoying a beer and some icecream and pizza and now i feel fucking sick. i am going to bed.

It's dried mucous.
She doesn't clean the inside of her pussy very well.

Def not a fetal demise morons

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>>586329014

>>586328389
lost

>>586327836
kekked

>>586327879
you just fingered and took photos of you gf's dead kid.

>>586328122
Billy Joel

>>586329503
fucking got me i hopped back

>>586330814
yeah i haven't seen it before

>>586328609
if dubs, OP eats the miscarriage

>>586328122
shaniqua

Can't say for certain what it is, OP--but you can bet a Republican would make sure it has a name and the right to carry a tiny little gun if that helps.

someone needs to archive this thread. it's gold

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>>586326997
ayy lmao....it's an alien tracking device.

>>586328483
rip

>>586329503
i hope you die

Man dat bitch haunted af nigga she like dat guy on metalocolypse day eat babies n' shit
Dat baby was the frodo to her aragog tunnel

>>586327377
Underrated post.

>>586331085
Then lurk more faggot

>>586331230

Courtesy of the Pentagon.

>>586331230
she was vaginally probed.

>>586329795
thats what it looks like to me.. primary vaginal stones are rounded. Honestly, u should probably have a doctor look at it

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>>586326997
That's an octopus egg dude. You should pop it back inside, feed her well and wait a few years. She'll die but it'll be worth it when your beautiful new baby arrives. Congratulations you're a cephalopod!

>>586331319
it's never enough

>>586328122
iFetus - lasts about as long as an iPhone battery.

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Just ebola

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>>586331281

>>586329719
calcified masses often are rounded, it looks more like a kidney stone

>>586330403
no, thats was quads not trips
his name was Robert Paulson

>>586329503
fucking hell i got heart attack fuckfuckfuck

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>>586330622

trips of the devil

I can tell you for a fact it's chlamydia. A girl i know had that and she had the same issue- thought it was a miscarriage.

She went to the gyn and they did some tests and it was chlamydia .

You both should get tested, it's curable

Seems your gf was feeding her uterus somemail pasta.

>>586328122
Jimmy the Nigger Fetus

>>586326997
OP fingered his own dead child

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may he rest in peace

>>586330427
virgin detected

Actually somebody can tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT???

Not op, but obviously curious, I don't want that too

>>586326997
could be a kidney or bladder stone. did it hurt when you found it?

>>586331847
virgin detected

>>586330039
Right. That guy was retarded. Everyone knows girls pee from their booty hole. Fucking uneducated plebs

>>586331439
Nigga get da fuck outta here wit dat overrused stank ass comedy nigga you Eva not reported some lame ass honkey sheiiiittttt

>>586328122
rolling for cletus the fetus

>>586326997
OP, YOU MUST EAT YOUR UNBORN CHILD TO GAIN ITS STRENGTH!

>>586331706
Be serious. Vag only smells of the ocean. It doesn't actually have clams inside.

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>>586329503
NIGGA

>>586331706
holy shit disgusting as fuck

>>586331927
toppest kek

>>586331917
Kek

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>>586331927

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>>586326997
misscarriage

>>586328898
kek

>>586326997
your girlfriend is a clam and produces pearls

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>>586332114
misscarriage

>>586330039
seems legit

aids

>>586331564
>>586331085
>>586330645
>>586331068
>Opening a .gif and not expecting anything

OP here, posting timestamp soon. Got a friend over.

>>586330645
>>586331068
>>586331254
>>586331564
>>586332013
you must be new here

>>586328122
kek

>>586330000
ironic kidney stone

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>>586331889
this

it looks like a kidney stone.

>>586328122
Sven

>>586328122
Call him moot

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>>586330000

>>586332448
Ah so close

>>586332279
>implying i look at every filename

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>>586330420

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lellelelel

/b/ is not substitute for medical advice. If that's a miscarriage you should take your gf to the hospital, is she bleeding?

>>586326997
try to burn it and see if it smells like plastic

>>586332494
>implying it's hard to take the hundredth of a second to see if it's a gif

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>chestburster

>>586326997
>>586327118
You shouldn'ta dun that, he's just a boy... poor little feller...

You pretty much finger banged your own child to death.

>>586332551
His name was robert paulson

>>586328122
Benjamin Button

>>586332548
didnt even include the funniest posts

>>586332551
workaholics ?

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>>586332551
his name was robert paulson

>>586326997
it'sa semen stone. it forms as an effect of two types of sperm mixing. if you didn't know, semen consists of variety of sperm cell types. only a fraction of them is capable of insemination. other ones are just support. Some of them are designed to fight other sperm from other men that can be around. If this happens in a vagina, something like this little bugger is formed.

tl;dr
your gf is cheating on you

>>586332768
read the name of the picture

>>586332836
i pray for your mind if this isn't a troll

>>586328122
Fighting Bob Evans

>>586332548
Stupid screenshot because it's not a miscarriage

>>586326997
shoulna dun that he just a boy

>>586329503
holy fuck I nearly died

my trips say that the fetus is named wesley

You have to marry her now man, she just delivered your baby. Well someone's baby.

>>586326997
Hey OPey you will be ok don't worry

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>>586330000
nice

>>586329503
I fucking dropped my phone on the ground.

Good one anon.

>>586332413
Wouldn't be inside her puasy you retard. Thy piss from a different hole.

>>586332979
Then what the fuck is it?

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>>586332953
>>586332979

She has vaginitis . The discharge solidified.

She can get a cure for it nbd

>>586333236
goll how do people not know that women pee out there belly button

>>586328122
niggerkid #1

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i'm 90% sure it's just a kidney stone.

but you still might got to the clinic, because chlamydia sometimes leaves hard deposits if untreated.
you and her should both get tested.

but don't freak out. it's curable if you do have it.
also don't freak out, because it looks closer to a kidney stone than chlamydia.

source is my sister is a nurse and i showed her this thread.

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I coughed up one of those once. It was a hard lump of dried up phlegm, mucous and a little blood that was lodged at the back of my throat. OP, were you just fingering my throat?

inb4 #throatpussy

>>586333269
idk

but it's not a miscarriage

>>586333400
Seriously.

Kidney stone from a fucking vagina ? Unless OP was fingering her urethral canal.

>>586333504
thrussy*

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>>586332836
dont worry guy, its LE EBIN FIGHT CLUB MEME!!!! nothing to give two shits about, let the epic memeboys mcswag post that shit all day long, it makes them feel good

Lithopedian