>>586309806
YOU'RE MISSION: KILL URESELF BIATCH

>>586309898
keep it up, you're doing great op

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>>586309898
top KEK

>>586310132
and another faggot OP showing what a faggot he is with his epic memes XDD

tell her a recipe for a bleach smoothie

>>586309806

Holy shit Is she hot? I love crazy girls like this

>>586310418
kek, do this

>>586309806
Whose ever cell phone this is (OP?) knows what's up. Don't let attention whore jackie bring you down with her shit.

>>586310908
>hippocrate

topkek, OP is retarded

>>586310908
is this happening now?
cuz i got some things to tell Jackie

>>586310908
>hippocrate
Hypocrite, nigga

>>586311029
No. Wait for it I'm gonna make a autistic joke with it

offer here to bone here right now OP.

Also ask for sharp in pooper for clarification

>>586309806
Tell Jackie you will come over and give her some Love, and convince her you care and that she shouldn't kill herself if she lets you fuck her in the ass

>>586309806
If she's talking like that she' willing to do anything. Turn the situation around from Suicide Victim + Witness to Sub + Dom and make her your insane sex slave. Then tie her up your basement and torturefuck her for the rest of her life. She'll love it.

>>586310908
You're doing fine on your own OP

>>586311467
OHHHHH, and OP turns it around!

>>586311467
Requesting face pics

>>586311364
She already is my sub slave pretty much. I treat her like shit and tell her to send me nude all the time. I'll post them a different day

>>586311467
Nice recovery. Now you're only half a faggot.

>>586309898
>>586310132
>>586310908
>>586311467
Oh unless you just want to Le Meme her and have her never talk to you again (but still not kill herself). It's already too late for:
>>586311364
You fucked it up way to go.

>>586311695
No. Post now

>>586311467
Weeaaaak nigga

>>586311467
Tell her this anon
"Listen i know youre going through a rough time but it gets better, and hell if not at least let me fuck you one last fucking time, dont be a cunt about it.
P.s. down the street not across the road faggot"

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>>586310908
>hippocrate

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>>586311467
OP, I like you. Keep it up

OP here
bitch isnt replying... wat do?

>>586311918
Call that bitch and say >>586311799

>>586311918
Get more nudess

he'll be back, he's waiting for some more content
personally I'm excited to see what's new with Jackie

>>586311918
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>586311918
Ask for more nudes one last time before she an heroes. If she's still kill in 5 minutes, link her to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>586309806
Trips get

>>586312090
>Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
I wish you were really Jackie, I could talk to you for a while

>>586312212
Kinda close to quads

>>586312212
nearly quads

>>586311799
>>586312008
Nigga that shit sounds retarded. Nobody would listen to that.
>>586311918
I honestly have no good advice. What is it you want? Then I can tell you how to get it.

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>>586311918
Send her this

>>586311467
Drink a Bucket of Bleach and Livestream it for 4chan, if your gonna do it, entertain others with it <3

>>586312379
do this

>>586312468
WHAT THE FUCK!

>>586312379
FUCKING DO IT OP!

>>586312538

gtfo tumblr b4 i hack your ip faggottt xDDD

>>586312610
LOL!, whatever dude no one wants to see that snuff shit. you gotta be pretty fucked up for that

>>586312538
What? she's determined to do it, have her do it, what fucks does 4han give, it's been a long fucking time since someone actually livestreamed a suicide for us

BumpiNg for bleach

>>586312716
XD

>she blatantly mentions fucking OP yet this was not brought up by OP at all.
>implying this is not a signal.

Where the fuck did you go OP?

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>>586312824

>>586312858
Read the thread, see >>586311695

>>586312824
Tell her you drew that just for her.

>>586309806
OP Keep that convo going, we need more content. Start chatting her up!

>>586313242
HAHA nice, now thats a live stream i can get behind. Jackie and the cock meat sandwich

>>586313242
POST
NUDES

Is she a nigger?

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do it faggot

>>586309994
you are mission?

>>586313961
keep it going!

>>586312824
DO THIS OP : >>586312468

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If shes going to jump, make sure she knows to do a flip

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>>586314417

tell jackie to eat glass

>>586314577
Dubs have spoke

>>586314682
Its getting hot in here

>>586313961
look you either come and ride my cock or I jack off and take a nap, I'm good either way

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>>586314682
OP this is beautiful, keep it up

>>586314903
Send this.

>>586314682
if she didn't want to get fucked she wouldn't have brought it up in the first place. get this cunt to give up her booty hole then help her kill herself

>>586314682
One of the best OP's in a long time. Bless you for delivaring so regularly.

>>586312468
send this OP, she's not going to provide, she should just die!

Why can't we have more lulzy thread like this on /b/ ?

>>586313242
Kek'd

What's happening OP?

bumping for keks

>>586315679
I'm gonna fuck you dry and fill you like a christmas turkey wether you like it or not, and if you really die after that I guess we can serve you for dinner

>>586309806
She's a psycho and you're a jackass.

>>586315679
You're losing her, faggot. Get us nudes or keks, we don't mind which

>>586316009
This

>>586315679
fucking tell her to do this OP, >>586312468
she's being a bitch, and its gonna go there again anyways <3

>>586316009
Her an heroing is also a viable option.

>>586310132
You're meming her good op

>>586316115
That comes under the category of "keks"

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op you are a funny fucker

gained a few keks from thread, here's something to appease you for your efforts

>>586316180
I like the An Heroing option

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>>586310908
>hippocrate
OP wears a helmet when he sleeps.

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You should fuck her, then mid fuck, kill her, video it, post it, everyone wins

You should quit with your pathetic cry for attention unless you REALLY want it. Jesus, how the fuck I have the patience to deal with your shit?

>>586316115
OP here, I'm not telling her to An Hero cuz I'm really a Beta Bitch who needs this pussy cuz I'll never get another one

>>586310132
But you're right so I don't want to talk you out of it.

>>586316180
Good point.

>>586316257
I gotta say, I'm leaning more towards nudes. Once you an hero, you can't go back, but after getting nudes she can still become an hero

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>could fuck a crazy bitch which is the best sex you could get outside of a gf
>gives it up to give other anons keks

God speed op

>>586316431
Ask her about her dad.

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>>586316542

>>586312824
How that lines up is perfect

>>586316491
But if she An Heros nude on Livestream we get fucking both, plus more gore to scare off the Cancer with, every-fucking-one-wins

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Time to shine. Give me something super alpha to say to this whore

>>586315679
>sus, how the fuck I have the patience to deal
If she's says she's "not really trying to just fuck someone" it means she wants to fuck you, but you have to give her a valid emotional connection as well. Don't worry you can yank that cord away as soon as you fuck her

>>586316356
das the joke

>>586316821
Spread em, I'll be there in 5.

>>586316821
>well then it's about time I show you what emotional sex feels like

>>586316821
SO kill yourself

bumpan

>>586317063
I already have a shovel

>>586316821
Sex without Emotion? What the fuck are talking about? your just pussy to me, I'm letting 4chan decide what I say after all!

>>586316785
>plus more gore to scare off the Cancer with
Sorry to break this to you but there's more cancer than good stuff and it'll only get worse from here. If you want to avoid cancer, 4chan's probably not the best place to go

>>586316821
>You're losing my patience.

check em dubs

>>586316821
fucking hell she pisses me off

she better kill herself by the end of this thread

>>586316821
then come to my house, I'll give you emotions and if you still want to kill yourself after this, I'll kill you myself.

Who's lonely and why are you fucking him?

>>586317061
>> THIS

I'll give you some fucking feelings. It's called an orgasm. The best feeling there is.

>>586316821
"could you repeat yourself? the sound of the wind blowing through your gaping vag is distracting me"

>>586317191
ayy lmao, OP say some variation of this but don't mention 4chan

>>586316821
Say this
>>586315930

>>586316821
rape sounds like it would be right up your alley

rate my gf /bee/

>>586315930
this

>>586317302
Fuckin this

mudkipz LOL

>Blood can be an excellent source of lubricant.

>>586317306
Fuckin this KEK!

I farted and a little bit of poop came out

>>586317306
Topkek

What's happening OP?

She's just a chickenshit and couldn't kill herself if her life depended on it.

>>586317061

>>586317228
Traffic to 4chan hit an all time high for 2014 in September and it's slowly going back down. The cancer is eating itself

my anus stinks a little bit

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>>586317455

>>586317306
Lel

>>586316821
this>>586314903

What's wrong with farts anyway?

If you want more than sex we can play yu gi oh after

rate my feet /bee/

>>586317708
fuck yu gi oh, play magic the gathering

OP?

How can I make my feet prettier?

quads get

Can I do a kalac on u

>>586317708
That invokes too many emotions, anon.
Better off to just eat a sandwich.

>>586317276
This is your typical female btw

>>586317455
>source of lubrication

>>586316886
Oldfag here. This is exactly what it means. Giver her the emotional connection, and you can fuck her. End of story.

>>586317887

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>>586310908
>wouldn't mean any difference. don't be a hippocrate

>>586311695
Post now or forever remain a faggot

Either fuck me or fuck you, this is getting annoying and honestly you're just not worth the time or effort. Just send the noods or kill yourself and I'll take em myself

any repeating digits?

Send a dick pic and say you'll slay her with your sword

>>586317544
>and it's slowly going back down
As all of the decent users migrate away, increasing the concentration of cancer. You can't get rid of the cancer when part of it is with the moderation. Try criticising 4chan, or posting the names of alternate/competing imageboards, and watch yourself get b& immediately. Sorry, but cancer is cancer and it's not going away

>>586317841
>"I want to experience love for once"
>once..
>..

those two periods are your clue. She wants you to show her love. So do it.

>>586317841
Us

OP is a phony

>>586317841
weak

>>586318120
This guy gets it.

My anal cavity is carving COCK

>>586317841
If she was a psychopath, she wouldn't be admitting it. What an edgy cunt.

Do you want me to care? I can do that. Do you want to fuck? I can do that. All you have to do is quit being a faggot and come meet me.

Guys, I'm not gonna have her An Hero, I'm a Beta, and this is only pussy I have a chance of getting for a while

>>586317841
this girls is trying so hard, and got so far. In the end, is she even fuckable ?

>>586318159
Big fat fucking phony

>>586317921
some are bros (probably still hoes)
some are fun (still hoes)

then there's this. (cunthoes)

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

>>586318114
Ebaumsworld.

>>586318120
thisthis

>>586309898
>I could give a flying shit
>Could give a flying shit
>COULD give
>COULD.

Why are Americans so fucking illiterate? Like when they say I COULD care less.

Couldn't... It's really not difficult. Tell this bitch to livestream it. She's not gonna an hero though she's just a whiny, self pitying little attention seeking bitch.

>>586317841
nuh, youre going the wrong way OP

if she thinks you care, soon she'll be all showing up at your house at 3am and looking in your window and shit

you gotta make sure she knows its just sex mang

What's wrong with anime, anyway?

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>>586317841
This bitch reminds me of
>>reference
Always fucking other guys but wanting "more to the relationship than sex". She's a fucking pleb and you know it.

Send pic of dick, ask what emotion she feels.

>>586318075
Or pay off a coroner for one last date with you in the morgue

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let's land this plane /b/

you're cunt

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>>586318284
Nice

>>586318319
why does she keep replying to you
wtf

>>586318402
ur a faget

farts

>>586318260
so shes lying for attention.. great.. thats not crazy at all

>>586318233
craving? or carving?

>>586318319
dude you're awesome but please send a pic of her face

YouTube is my favorite website! LOL!

>>586317841
Sex, emotions, hell I'll even let you put a sharpie in my pooper

>>586318402
Annie isn't black, she's supposed to be a white ranga not a fucking nigger.

You're losing her OP..

>>586318331
I said competing imageboards, not ebaumsworld. Make a thread shilling (2^3)chan or calling the mods SJWs

>>586318497
attention whore

literally every 14 year old girl

if she's 20+ then she's more pathetic

>>586318114
4chan is dicks and 9gag funnyjunk le'reddit

Niggers aren't that bad, guys.

>>586318272
THEN QUIT BEING A COCK CARVING BETA
thank you >>586318233

>>586318319
Dumbass you could get laid before she kills herself, and your replies are dying down. Just STOP being a faggot and persuade her into sex and drop nudes after

Who farted?

>>586318319
Get the nudes OP

>>586318577
Yes carving

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The tit anticipation

anus

OP, show us a picture of this bitch

arse

>>586318390
This holy shit I put up like a 2 paragraph rant on this on a pet peeves thread just before it 404'd, I heard it in a movie the other day and almost punched a wall

>>586318677
Will I get banned if I shill Google image search?

>>586318497
>>586318587
You Faggots do get that there is no "Jackie", OP is a troll, otherwise he would have already posted her nudes and she would have stopped talking to him

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>>586318284

>>586318319
Send her dickpic.
But first let me see Jackie

>>586318319
listen sweetie, you're right, don't send me nude, since you'll come to get fucked soon. But I could show you I care if I had a pic of your tits.

Then post plzkthx

>>586318677
2/3chan is best, 4chan mods is sjws, moot is a cuck, etc

>>586319009
oh my god this bitch

just wow

American Psycho is an overrated movie.

>>586319009
this is how you do it folks

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>>586319009

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After OP calling her
> "fucking retarded"
he's not getting shit.
And let it be known the motherfucker spelled
>>Hippocrate

>>586318272
Then you are losing your chance. Tell her some shit that you'll show her you care, and you'll show her love when you visit. Then you can get that pussy....IF you see her soon. I would see her today if you can. The more time that passes, the more she will mentally unfuck herself for the time being.

If you can, get out there NOW and fuck her. Your losing your chance every second if you don't.

>>586318634
Exactly, she's supposed to be a Ginger not a niGger, dyslexic cox

>>586319009
Good job OP completely fucked it up , but in a good way

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>>586318698
That's troll/bait-tier stuff. IIRC you get autob& for posting (2^3)chan's URL, try that. Pic related

>inb4 b& for posting this

quads

>>586318419
right this is one that will never be satisfied unless your currently pounding her cunt with your dick... its all she wants..she is blabbering so hard about emotions but really she is just a horny mess and cant admit it.

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>>586319009
Looks like we aren't getting nudes today boys. Wrap it up

>>586319078
this is 12

stop 12ing

>>586319009
show her love and compassion to get laid faggot

Asians are the best!

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this is just so many levels of hilarious
I can't take it

>>586318537
Not really crazy, just a child.

Op ask her if you can stinkfinger her

>>586319009
what would you rate her attractiveness out of 10 OP

arseholes

>>586319141
Go back to 9fag, bitch

>>586319318
Feign it, you mean.

I want to kiss Patrick Bateman's toned abs..

OP at least post pics of Jackie

>>586319009
Alright OP let's end this

"nudes so I know your friend doesn't have your phone or some other bullshit and I'm on my way. Dead serious."
Then lost nudes and /bread you've squeezed all the keks you can out of this

I hear crickets

I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is, I know you can show me
I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
(And I want to feel) I want to feel what love is
(And I know) I know you can show me

Can I Get Some Dubs Here?

>>586319288
who cares ? I thought he wanted her to kill herself.
So he wants to fuck now ?

>>586319223
she seems self destructive and likes guys who would wreck her more emotionally, him being nice won't get him pussy. literally all he has to do is make a trip.

>>586319211
this
/thread all

What's with all the nigger hate, guys?

>>586318740
>>586319223
But she doesn't live in the same country as me, if she saw my face, she'd freak out, I'm ugly as fuck, and honestly, I live in my moms basement, so I can't afford to go see her