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shit in your hand throw at them, stand on table and road showing your superior alpha genes

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*bro hoof*

Oh man fuckung kill em all

post on /b/

Timestamp and await further instructions.

buy them a round of sushi and try not being an elitist jag off for once

ask them their opinions on raricow

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show them the Really, really funny banana!


Thanks, Lori.

If you're there with someone, start talking about how MLP sucks with that person. be sure that those faggots hear it.

Finish eating.

Pay.

Leave.

>Empty their drinks,
>Put ketchup packets at the end of the straws
>refill drinks

i dont give a buck who you are, bronies are part of 4chan culture since forever and should get respect. buy them free meal and ask to hang out, they are nice people for sure.

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Op here

>>586223612
>bait

Scream the my little pony theme song and run out of the restaurant crying

Order the spiciest food that this fine installation can provide and give it to them

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>>586223640

I'd offer to pay the check for them and you. Once the waiter gets there with the bill, I'd walk over there and be like, "hey, I couldn't notice but see what you guys had to eat and I think this is your check." Then leave letting mlp faggots talk about pay for your meal.

>>586223640
nice, bump for potential great bread

This thred has potential

If they're not doing anything to you, leave them be beta.

>>586223640
Shit on their table

>>586223258
Tell them which episode you like best

>>586223640
go over there and pretend you're a vlogging brony, upload result voor us

Ask them if you could be their waifu

>>586223798
Scratch talk about from those instructions and there you go. Fucking phone.

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>>586223640
faggot's still trying to eat with sticks?

anyways, tell him that he got the wrong door and that the leather club's 2 blocks down

>>586223955
this

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dubs and you go take all their condiments wordlessly

>>586223640
>go to some restaurant guy
>tell them guy in pony shirt has his birthday
>ask if they can get him some cake and sing happy birthday
>warn them hes autistic so they have to talk very slow so he can understand

Call waiter say you know them its there 1 year anniversary for 10 (currency?) please bring them candles amd a desert to share romantic music and wish them happiness together

>>586224013
You're such a samefag

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>>586223258
seriously though you need to go up to them and discord is best pony....>:)

do a 360 and walk away

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>>586224019
Yes walk over their and silently take their condiments OP

>>586223562
Yeah. Seems pretty straight forward.

Nothing, unless you're sure they can take you in a fight.

What kind of pussy picks unprovoked on those weaker than himself?

>>586224169
reroll

>>586223640
>instruction
?say the number, them. faggot

OP HERE AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY IM A FUCKING JEW FAGGOT

>>586224048
Take pictures of >fw

>>586223640
Bronies are not people. That person is clearly not an 11 year old girl, but a past his prime faggot with his buttlover. A fucking toy and that shirt? You seem to like Asian food, chopstick to the eyesocket, Break his spine over that faggy bench. Destroy that fucking kids doll. Post his agony. Leave.

They ignore society and its standards, they were not beat into logical thinking patterns. They are delusional and deserve pain. The highest of autists, right there with otherkin and feminists.

Do this now.

>>586223640
Take the stuffed pony and throw it in the trashcan.

>>586224058
Calling out samefags is getting pretty samefagish.

>>586224312
woah you sound like a psycho, kid.

>>586223640
Throw something at them

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Hurry!!

>>586224312
Damn, I'm gonna need stitches.

>>586223955
this

Get 3 pigs. Number them 1, 2, and 4. Release the pigs into your restaurant. Watch them look for pig number 3.

>>586223258
Get an obvious erecting through your jeans, go and talk to them but keep your crotch just constantly brushing things on the table like salt and pepper, napkins, cutlery. Do this for a while and saying stuff about how you like the show etc. then invite yourself to their table and bring your food over. Start telling them that you can't help it but food is just the best thing in your life. Don't eat. Just start sliding food into your underwear. Ask them "do you want that" constantly with things on their plate like chips and salad and then slide it into your messy underwear. Do this until they cry. If they don't cry. Follow them home, break in while they sleep and rub food filled underwear on their faces.

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>>586224040
This

>>586224556
Wat

BEAT EM UP FAGGITSSS

>>586224590
Erection. Fucking phone

>>586224040
Thisthisthisthisthis

>>586223441
fucking kill yourself

>>586224590
wot?

>>586224714
And record it faggot

>>586223640
pay for there meal. class act

OP is probably beta so just stare at them until they notice, then stare some more. Dont stop staring. If they approach you call them fags

Steal the pony doll and rip of its head in front of him

>>586224040
Do this op

>>586224590
This. Nothing else

ask then if they want to fight you? if they say no, say OK and leave

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Let them live there god damn life however they fucking want.

Is OP dead?

>>586224590
rolling

>>586224040
This this this

>>586225032
White knight faggot

>>586224590
I'm a brony
I would just complain to the manager and have you banned from the restaurant for being completely psychotic.
Do all you faggots live in online fantasy worlds where you think this kinda behavior is permitable?

>>586225038
OP's trying to get a stiffy for the mission

>>586224590
if trips you do this and film it

>>586225032
fucking kill yourself

>>586225107
Kek what a fag

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>>586225098
you mad bro?

>>586224867
This.

>>586225107
>Do all you faggots live in online fantasy worlds
>fantasy world

b8

>>586225107
It's not a crime to put food in your pants. I don't mean to do it in a messy way pal, just like putting something in your pocket

>>586225295
Kek

>>586225107
>im a brony

Id just complain to the manager and get you banned for being delusional and pathetic

>>586225107
Lol

>>586225295
He was a b8r boi

Guys I think the one in the sweater is a girl... just a very ugly one with a bad haircut. I think I see pancake tits on it.

i've read this thread before /b/rothers..
is this.. is this just a glitch in the matrix?

>>586225032
I would gladly end yours if we crossed paths, you less than shit brony faggot. You are in insult to makind. With countless people with worth and value dying because of wars, psychotic kids and virus', you insult the gift of life with your very existence you cock loving brony bitch. All that cum your mother drank in her party years and SOMEHOW you slipped to be here today.

Just die. The world will be one less piece of shit lighter. And the world will rejoice.

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>>586225032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1A7gBS3QiqA#t=33

>>586223258
...what more can you do to them that they haven't already done to themselves?

Let them eat their meal peaceably so long as they keep to themselves. Of course, since it's bronies we're talking about they simply wont be able to resist coming over to your table to show off their favorite girl's cartoon characters because obviously everything is about my little pony. In this event old school nerd justice is called for; I suggest a good old fashioned swirley. It's just assault enough to put a freak in his place, just plausibly deniable enough to keep you out of jail.

>>586225032
Mods b& pls

>>586225321
Restaurants can ban anyone for any reason.
Seriously, I am starting to realize that the people who throw fits bout bronies and what have you are probably the most autistic mother fuckers around since they think that they need to perform some sort of edgey street justice on a subculture because they aint cool enough for you.
Seriously, fucking grow up

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Op here. Had to run. Will upload video when home.

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>>586224040
Fucking this

>>586225753
Wat

>>586225659
Listen to yourself faggot. This shit is wrong and you know it. Grow the fuck up and stop playing with fucking ponies

>>586225753
Literally run home? Did they chase you out

>>586223258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4-s54WlzQ

Play this as loud as you can on your phone and laugh your ass off...

>>586225107
>permitable
it's permissible you fucking retard
and who cares if it is? you really think that would stop him from doing something like that?
>aw i better not do that, they might tell on me and get me kicked out of the restaurant
i'd still do it, that shit would be funny as fuck

>>586225753
What have you done

call waitress and tell her that those 2 are stealing

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>>586225753
inb4 op stole the doll

>>586223258
Continue eating and ignore them? Do you really come to /b/ for social advice on how to behave in society? I think you have more problems than they do.

>>586225032
Fuck off you stupid little nigger shit.

>>586226067
Ponyfag detected

>>586226067
what are you fucking 12?

>>586225897
it's called right the to refuse service.
look it up.
and while you are at it, get a fucking job because pretty much the entire work force already knows this.

>>586225753
I wonder if its possible to keep the thread alive until OP's at home?

Aliving thread.

Keep it alive, post dank memes or spiderman

>>586225466
you...oh shit you're right.

OP tell us what you did we need to fucking know man im am daiiiyeng

>>586226402
or fluffy ponies, yeah, yeah, mlp faggots hate that shit

Let's do this guys. Keep it alive. Bump.

>>586223258
>go to staff toilets
>wait patiently with your cheesewire
>Subdue/kill first member of staff who enters
>take their clothes and change into them
>go behind counter
>back of the establishment to where the manager can be found
>hide under desk or in wardrobe waiting for perfect moment
>Step out and strange manager to death, cheesewire optional.
>Change into managers clothes
>Go back out into the dining area
>Walk up to MLP table
>"I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>?????
>Profit.

ITT: people more autistic than brownies.

Wow congrats guys I didn't think this was possible you chocolate motherfuckers.

OP stabbed the guy with the fork i was there

>>586226331
High traffic keeps it on the first few pages.
We need to keep it alive long enough for him to get home.
Wouldnt it be easier to just start a new thread?

Feminism, furries, and mlp are destroying Europe faster than the Muslims

>>586225938
that's what makes you a fucking autistic loser. Seriously, that is how you get your jollies off? Making a fool of yourself in a restaurant? Do we have to put you at the children's table and make you drink from a sippy cup because you cant behave like a normal human being and eat your meal in peace without going ape shit on people you dont like "fur the lulz"?
pathetic

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>>586226402
You got it.

>>586225484
Nah. It's just the incredible amount of copy pasta on this board has conditioned you to feel familiar with literally every thread. So now that there's the tiniest shred of OC, and frankly OC of a topic that's been spammed on /b/ maybe ore than any other, you got the vu.

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So many brony fags right now. Kekking hard. Here, have a pussy /b/

>>586226171
>>586226180
Your parents must really be disappointed in you.

>>586226597
I trust you

>>586226524
Read the fucking thread before you spew out your dumb bullshit. Are you fucking 14? Read and then write.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6023crXgIQ

Play this loud!

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>>586226402

>>586225753
did you....did you laminate it?

Ponyfags are fucking sub humans at least furtoes admit they're faggots

Wtf? I have seen this exact thread before.

Itt: a bunch of underage edgelords and a couple people who have actually matured somewhat. Say what you want, all you faggots wanting to fuck with someone due to their differences are the truly autistic ones here.

>>586226675
>Doesn't play Hitman
>Is a huge faggot

Pick both

>>586226719
Samefag here. I just want to say:

THIS!!!!!!

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>>586226402

>>586225753
>>586225753
>>586226719
>>586226877
there

OP tried to speak with them but was so excited by the Pony on the shirt hat he shot his load in his pants. The other guys started to laugh at him and he ran away.

>>586226642
>not doing shit "for the lulz"
this is why you don't get invited to parties
>Making a fool of yourself in a restaurant
and this is why you're going die with a lot of regret

>>586226668
sauce me pls

>>586226331
Inb4 opshallsurelydeliverskeltallolxorz.jpg

>>586226851
Its in our dna to pick on the weaker species bro

>>586226788
It's so he can put it on his mantle.

>anon what is that?
>oh boy have I got an EPIC story for you about this one time that I posted le epic troll thread on /b/

>>586226668
sauuuuuuuuce

>>586223258
I'm still really confused about this "Brony" shit...
- "Males" actually watch My Little Pony?
- Adults watch My Little Pony?
- They consider themselves normal and not only are they Not in the "closet" about it, they actually clique with others like them.

What is wrong with the newer Generation?? God I'm Old an Old Fag (And PROUD to be)

>>586226998
at least some oc IF delivars

>>586225032

>there

faggot

>>586226858
>doesn't read the thread
>doesn't realize OP has already left the restaurant
>thinks hit man is a good game
>thinks his shitty hit man reference was funny

Go eat a brownie you fat fuck

>>586226858
kek

>>586227015
"the day I wasn't a faggot"

Sweater brony is a girl. You can see the chest in ops pic. Granted dragging the doll around is a bit retarded.

>>586227173
Jfc shes cute

>>586226788
That's some kind of folder, I guess he only had that piece of paper

>>586227002
Pathetic excuse for pathetic behavior. Grow the fuck up.

>>586227103
they dont just watch it, they fap to it and live for it they marry their favorite ones
yea its sad but wot u gon do

>>586223640
Pay a couple hookers to harras him for the rest of the day
>profit

WHAT DID OP DO.

>>586227405
no idea

omfg dis gun b gud

>>586227405
he killed them

>>586223640
Your handwriting reminds me of my grandpa's handwriting.

>>586227405
He bitched out and did nothing.

>>586226675
Y u mad doe?

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>>586226668

>>586226991
Why I dont get invited to parties?
I have a fucking job and I am currently going to school for my bachelors. I have a wife. I don't "get invited to parties" because I'm not a teenager anymore and I am busy with my real life.

I feel real fucking sorry for you if you think that living to the fullest is getting banned from restaurants and "going to parties"
wooo

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>>586227173
Gif related

I swear to God I have seen this fucking thread before. This exact thread, what is going on with 4chan?

>>586227381
Why are you so angry that were picking on some bronys you could leave this thread and just ignore it

>>586227521
My sides.

Saved

>>586223441
you are one sick twat

>>586227156
Hitman IS a good game you spastic colon. Go cry somewhere else and stay butthurt.

>Waawaa someone posted without reading the thread waa waaa

That's how you sound right now.

>>586227522
You need to lurk moar.

>don't take everything so seriously
>the chances that OP actually did something are lower than the speed of light in an opaque crystal

>>586227522
I have tons of friends 30+ who are married, and even have children and still get invited to parties.
You just have no friends

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>>586227535

>>586227103
>An Old fag (And PROUD to be)
Confirmed for newfag.

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>>586223258
I know how you feel. I was at the arcade and no fucking joke, a 2 morbidly obese fedora wearing neckbeards walk in. One of them even has the legendary rainbow dash fedora, and th other one has a plain black fedora with rainbow dash and pinkie pie pins on it. They were playing Japanese songs on DDR. Fuck that arcade.

>>586227801
>waaaawaaaa someone doesn't like hitman
>waaaaaaawaaaa but it's my fav
>waawaaaaaaaa all I do is swim in brownies all day
>I don't even like the chocolate ones

Your a sick fuck and a piece of shit and you should feel bad.

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im still wondering what he did that made him have to run from them.

>>586228058
Maybe he is running from the staff.

>>586227103
Mega cringe.

>>586226996
>>586227028

Sorry /b/ros, never been able to sauce that shit before. Something I picked up from Google one night

>>586223258
Finish your food before it gets cold
Pay your bill
Tip your waitress
Leave and do something with your life

>>586228058
Most likely nothing.

>>586227642
Because its fucking sad. Sad on your part, that is. Maybe someday someone will come fuck your evening up because they dont like your shirt or wtfever. When you fucking spew spaghetti everywhere and cry like the immature little failed abortion you are, maybe, just maybe, youll understand and grow a little bit.

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>>586228030

>>586227982
Topkek

>>586228132
Someone mad.

Why don't you try following your code and being Tolerant eh?

Did op die from eternal bleeding?

>>586228132
>Tip your waitress
kek

>>586227522
>I am busy with my real life
>posting intensely buttblasted posts on /b/

You're not happy at home, are you? Your life just seems like the same thing, day in, day out.

You and your wife are having troubles, aren't you?

You feel the void growing bigger and deeper. The love is dead.

>>586228190
Wow. Dude. I thought brownies were tolerant.

>>586225659
> restaurants can ban anyone for any reason

> opens up restaurant
> bans black people for being black
> restaurant shut down
Turns out restaurants can't actually ban people for any reason. Even if they were, they would not bother banning someone with salad in his undies because a fag brony asked them to.

>>586228251
Fucking idiot.

Anyone else thinks OP will be home 'in 30 minutes'?

>>586228251
>le oldfag reference

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>>586228251
the betas pulled out their katanas and fucked him up

>>586224040

DO IT HOMO

>>586224312
thats my boy

>>586227522
>thinking partying is only for teenagers
wow i feel bad for you now
just because you have a "real life" that means you can't still have fun like partying?
poor guy.. you were one of those people who grew up thinking that as you get older life becomes harder and once you're an adult you can't still have fun like when you were younger, and that's just the way life is so you just went with it
i don't envy the midlife crisis YOU'RE going to experience later on in life..

>>586228190
Maybe \pol is were you should go or CNN

>>586228041
I don't like any brownies though.. And hitman is far from best game it's just an alright game for actually having to use your brain a bit and figure out how to do shit without blowing your cover. You couldn't handle it. Stick to minecraft and cod.

And I do feel bad. For you.

>ITT Trolls trolling trolls

Also >>586228416
MODS MODS MODS

>>586225753

AWAITING EPIC BREAD

OP BETTER DELIVER

>>586228353
Okay you sir are an idiot. If you are being disruptive (shoving food down your pants) and other patrons complain the restaurant will and can ask you to leave and ban you. Do you live in real life? Are you so lonely in your parents basement that you don't understand why that might get you banned?

>>586228347
Not a brony. Never even seen the show. Its autistic as fuck imo, as are the adult fans who love it. However, man up and learn to leave people in peace. Theyre not affecting you in any way at all. Leave them be.

>>586228416
Illuminati confirmed on her asshole

>>586227865
uh huh, you know, if they are still making idiots of themselves at restaurants they are still children.
You know, those are the type of people that he rest of your better off family gets together at the family reunion and when they are brought up they just say "you know, whatever makes them happy"

honestly, to the rest of the world, you are the person we are cringing at.

>>586227865
>be 32
>Go to parties with friends every weekend
>my kids play with their kids while we party
>if we cant drive at the end of the night its a sleepover

i and and my friends went to london last summer and while we were trippin on mdma middle of nowhere we saw brony fags going home from some kind of mlp party they were talking about. faggots had mlp costumes but these costumes were covered in blood as soon as we literally REKT them.
My right hand never been swellen up like after we stomped those faggots into asphalt.
this was fucking massacre, police still looking who did this. but they never find us.

feels so good man, one day i can tell storys to my children how we beat brony faggots to hospital.

>>586228793
b8

>>586228525
>talking shit about minecraft and cod
>two best selling games of all time

Stick to your shitty lonely hitman bullshit. You just don't like cod cause you have no friends

>>586228190
>Grow a little bit
b8

>>586228190
>Picking on bronies is sad
Not half as sad as being a grown man watching MLP
Not half as sad as being a grown man wearing a MLP shirt
Not half as sad as a grown man taking a MLP stuffed toy to a restaurant with him
Not half as sad as a GROWN MAN taking any kind of STUFFED TOY with him ANYWHERE.
Everything about that one guy with the shirt is spaghetti. That is, he does not know how to fit in and behave appropriately in the society he lives in. Either because his autism stops him being able to actually see how his behavior is not acceptable, or because he is a sociopath.

>>586228659
Well, I never said that they make themselves an idiot at restaurants. I just said, that you could get invited to parties even though you have a family and are 20+. Other type of Parties than as Teenagers sure, but you don't have to spend the rest of your weekends at home with your family

>>586228473
uh huh, in the meantime enjoy your minimum wage job because you cant be bothered with responsibilities because you are too busy living life! YER!
I feel sorry for your mother that you refuse to grow up and want to be a child forvever. It must be a burden for everyone to have to take care of you

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nigger

OP got rekt by Bronies. Kek

>>586228944
Sure, agreed. Sad as fuck. Pathetic as shit. But people who prey on the weak for teh lulz are infinitely worse.

>>586226851
Ponyfags need to be fucked with. Otherwise they won't learn

Got myself a trophy. Video to follow

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this thread must live

>>586228793
dat edge
ue so hardcore guy!
tell us more about how awesome you are>!>>!>!>>!??!??!

>>586229140
>rape 4chan with porn and shit
4chan is basically porn and shit

>>586229135
O.O

>>586228793
10/10

>>586228242
>Mad
>Tolerant
>realize dis nigga has no life and litterally jas nothing better to do with his time
Stay pleb, i got shit to do

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>>586229192
true dat

>>586228793
Shit dude, you're bad to the bone.

>>586228944
>behave appropriately in the society
picking on people because they like a tv show is not behaving appropriately in the society

>>586226507
>mlp faggots hate ponies with long hair

>>586229167
i bet you are that same brony fag we beat up.
edge? i will edge your teeth next time you come talking to me.
FAGGOT

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Got myself a trophy. Video to come

>>586229367
nice OP

>>586229367
Hahahah

>>586223258
God if I ever saw someone actually like that in public I would beat him down. Fucking faggot

>>586229367
kek

>>586229367
OMG YES

>>586229192
%100 of the front page most times. Mostly traps and other faggot shit

>>586229135
inb4 pony plushie

>>586229367
Fuck yes.

>>586229367

This guy

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>>586229367