Cancer

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>>585972406

>>585972643
I should have seen that comin. I chortled.

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>>585971019
Not right now you dont!

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>>585970817

>>585974809
you laugh you lose, not you love you lose, fucktard

>>585974905
>>585974854
>>585974809

> ylyl
> fail

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>>585974130
Oh you naughty boy

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Read this one, genuinly funy

>>585974854
fucking retard

regret stories
> be me
> 33 y.o
> becoming old and wants to be a father soon
> met a girl at a bar,typical 8,5/10,hot, she's cheering me up
> took her into a motel
> itsgonnahappen.jpeg
> we start kissing and she tels me she wants anal for first time
> thismustbeheaven.rar
> we're doing...and she's really enjoying
> suddenly, she's crapping all over my dick, but she didnt notice she was pooping
> I stop and she yells"DONT STOP, OR I'LL SHIT ON YOU"

moar???

>>585974854
you need to be fat to be a gogo dancer?

this is literally the worst thread in history of 4chin

>>585975978
explain this to me someone please or i post banana

>>585976705

post banana ... this thread cant get worse

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>>585975978
u asked for it

>>585976705
Like it isn't going to be posted anyway. Actually, quite surprised this shit thread has made it this far without that cancer.

>>585976521
>this is literally the worst thread in history of 4chin

You must be new to 4chan! Welcome anon

>>585976521
i whole hertedly agree. new levels of autism have been unlocked

>>585976962
now I lost

>>585975314
i don't get it ...

>>585975314
got it, not that funny

>>585975314
This is hands down the stupidest fucking post in history. That was fucking retarded as fuck

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>>585976915

>>585978197
Shit... what movie is that from again?

>>585975876
moar pls

>>585978859
naked gun

>>585974854
>fashion sense level
>non-existent

>>585978859
Naked Gun, nigger

>>585975003
Who is this? MOAR

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>>585979111
Thx

>>585979235
Not everyone remembers every movie, fgt.

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>>585970817
http://youtu.be/7fIxgUA38PY

>>585978859
leslie nielsen just rolled over in his grave
fuck you

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>>585979480

>>585981665
A teacher actually gave an F to a six year old kid because their windmill accidentally looks like a swastika?

>>585978080
lost kek

>>585982033
>thinking there's grades for drawings when you're six years old

>>585982208
Well apparently there is if your teacher's a Jew.

>>585982299
>almost 2016-1
>capitalizing jew

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk

>585982966

Anyone else hear INXS playing in their heads now?

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>>585975134

HEY THAT'S ME!

The hell did you find that...

>>585984206
proof it

>>585984185
just you and me dude
the rest of these faggots have no idea what good music is

>>585983871
Fuck I lost so hard.

>>585974905
That's actually fucking gross. Doesn't do a thing for me.

>>585975134
Jesus fucking Christ, reminds me of the dancing cops and construction people in Vice City. Malibu Club, is it? Regardless, funny as fuck

>>585985237
i loved the 'not village people' from gta 'not malibu'

>>585974905
Is this yfyl?

>>585984681

Too right.

>>585974854
Jet set radio future

>>585986995
you got the thumbnail dumbass

>>585986995
>picture for ants etc. etc.

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>>585986995

>>585987260
Bangin ass tits on this retard bitch

>>585976915
My fucking sides!!

I thought these were just cancer but this actually somewhat redeems it.. I've been on here for like 4 or 5 years now and I honestly can' say I'd even reply to most things but this is worthwhile

9.7/10 good sir.

>>585974854
whoever caught her forgot to take off the net... must of thought she a was catch

>>585980492
lost
you asshole

>>585989140
Shit, lost.

>>585974905
>>585975003
Ew

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>>585976915

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>>585989672

>>585987260
would you fuck your retard daughter?

>>585989027

Clever faggot

>>585975876
that's a serie of stories,hope someone is cappin' this

> after this incident, I left the place, drove her at her house and started a 5 months therapy
> she pooped on my dick...it's kinda hard to forget
> but the show must go on
> on a different bar, I met this new girl, this one isn't that hot, but she's smart and cute, and we start meeting each other better.
> start dating
> after a month, things get spicy and she wants to do it
> noanalplease.jpeg
> it's gonna be my first time since the shit incident
> she takes out her clothes, my liltle guy is ready to work
> 69 is going great, but...
> suddently
> the trauma comes back, I start shaking and yell: "PLEASE DON'T POOP ON ME"
> WUT.bat
> "u're fucking gross anon, why should I poop on u"
> lost my boner instantly and she leaves my house really mad
> and this is how I lost the love of my life

moar?

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>>585990002
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN-IWlFWyAg

>>585975878
FUCK YOU

>>585990002
no, no one wants to cap your story.

>>585990334
TOP KEK

>>585975878
I lost.

Won so hard. Thanks for wasting my time faggots.

>>585990897
anytime, cocksucker

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>>585990897

>>585990897
yes, as always. but only 2 banana posts, i'm proud

>>585974854

this shit reminds me of my girlfriend maybe soon to be ex. she is black and korean and sits there dancing and twerking in the mirror all the time and i find it disgusting. only because i usually date black women who have a big booty and rhythm while this chick is tiny with weak moves and seems fixated on her non existent ass

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>>585988730
Under-rated post

>>585984459
>Proof it
Fuck I hope you were just trying to be funny

>>585981455
>>585981455

Lost, I am weak.

>>585991097
Fuk u got me good

>>585989027
well played faggot

>>585972340
I dont get it what is that

>>585989595
whats this?

>>585992500
Its called floppy disc underage

>>585992500
if my math is correct then you are 12

>>585974854
She's cute and very fuckable but boy is this cringe worthy.

>>585974854
would marry

>>585991474
am I sick for fantasizing about the blow jobs I could get from those two?

WHO

>>585992500
>>585992678
>>585992798
Dam you will really fall for anything

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>>585993174
We all do, anon. We all do...

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>>585993174
Dude, you cant have sex with a double headed dragon, they are dangerous!

>>585992916

bad hair, bad facial bone structure, zero ass and too tall
wouldn't fuck on my worst day

>>585993417
Im gonna do it. Not just for me, but for you.

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>>585978080

>>585993174
I would love to anon fapping right now

>>585974854
isn't this the /dance from WoW?

>>585975876
>>585990002

when u think it can't be worst...part1

> started therapy again
> shrink says I need some real medication
> my psychological is ruined so far
> he says I must be social and still try a healthy relationship
> "worstwordsIeverheard.mp3"
> go to pool party at my cousin's house
> met a very hot chick, that's a 10/10 for sure
> she's hitting on me, I don't know but...there must be something in my face girls love.
> we're talking and drinking, and at some point of the party, cousin start to mix the drinkings
> vodca with whiskey
> tequila and beer
> me and girl are really drunk now and we're going to cousin's bedroom
> yeahbabynotraumas.exe
> we're fucking just like animals, cuz we're really drunk
> fuck me anon, make me cum
> fucking this bitch like real porn actor, she's really crazy
> about to cum, I remember I want a kid, cuz I'm getting older
> at this time, I'm not worried if she's on the pills
> drunk as hell,I cum inside her and say: the fastest horse wins the race!!!
> whatahell.jpeg
> at this point, both fall asleep and the things just gone really mad when we woke up.

moar?

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>>585986995

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>>585993682
no leave, post something funny.

>>585993682
>my psychological is ruined so far
Dat english m8

>>585993682
Leave faggot

>>585993966
takes a crane to get him out

>>585994063
trying my best,not a americunt here

>>585993372
They always do.....

>>585993682
shuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuupp

FUCK!

>>585994264
>implying americunt is the only race capable of proper ENGLISH
>implying i'm an americunt

>>585993672
Shit, you're right, it's dem bloodelves moves.

>>585994486
You don't microwave that kind you microwave the water and pour it in the cup

>>585994562
Yeah, but was done by this hot french chick first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>585994684
>you microwave the water
You what?

More Bill Cosby

>>585994823
Alizee is so fucking hot! holy shit i'd love to fill her with cum..

>>585994829
You heat the water up....what didn't you get?

>>585983871
I bought some datura once. Then I read this and gave it away.

>>585990221

I have laughed and lost a couple of times in this thread, but this has tears streaming from my eyes.

Well done, good sir.

>>585995204
You don't microwave the water

>>585999999
>>586000000

>>585991097
You win.

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>>585995125
well theres a line.

>>585993682
come on, type faster.

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>>585995376

>>585994823
Similar, but not the same moves.

>>585995204
You use a kettle? You know? Fill it with water, plug that shit in and push a button.

>>585981455
is he kill

>>585995543
they obviously based it off her though.

>>585973953
Literally crying laughing

>>585995376
>>585995543
You can microwave water as well in a bowl wouldn't recommend though

>>585973953
>i spit hot fire

>>585973953
file name!

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>>585995718

>>585989027
nice thumbnail faggot upload the whole thing

>>585973953
Did he died?

>>585995826
Congrats on being a newfag.

>>585995813
You put the fucking water in a bowl throw that shit in the microwave it comes out hotter than Satan's taco bell shits pour it in the Styrofoam cup

>>585995826
newfagj

>>585995657
Possible. But according to this
wowwiki.com -slash- Dancing
it's something far more sinister.

>>585995983
>>585995718
Only it's completely pointless, because THAT'S WHAT A FUCKING KETTLE IS FOR!

>>585995826
surely not

>>585981707
>...Kelvin
fuckin lost

>>585989027
Pic for ants fagget.
Just kidding. Good b8

>>585996136
Kettle takes longer and some poorfags may not have a stove avalible

>>585994823
>>585996136

Hey whaddya know, the night elves are based on that song!

>>585996242
Nigga you what? There's electric kettles now, you know that?

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>>585995914
>>585996024

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>>585996136
Im not going on that fucking site. Im over the crack, and I aint goin back.

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>>585972340

Over? Impossible.

It would be under 1.44MB due to the file system already encoded on the disk.

>>585990195
Sheeeeeeeit. Lost

>>585996302
Who the fuck uses a kettle? You eurofag?

>>585988730
kek

>>585981398
Chuckled

>>585974854
It's liker her hips are incapable of moving

>>585996317
Fair enough, it's just the wiki though.

>>585990650
>#Fuck 4chan
>#Kid safe

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>>585996674
nope. Don't need it, already know.

>>585996436

That's the joke you moron

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I cant see the file previews anymore, vision too blurry to give a fuck. Im posting blind and no one can stop me.

>>585995466
I wish there were a vid from this.

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>>585978080
oh damn it i lost

>>585991097

hueh heuh heuh

>>585996799
Top kek.

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>>585997021
me too

>>585994348
Bark Marley

>>585995718

This, buy an electric kettle like I have. Also never microwave distilled water in a bowl because if gets too hot and you touch it with something it will explode all over you.
>inb4 some idiot tries this and gets severe burns

>>585993682
>>585975876
>>585990002

when u think it can't be worst...part2

> we both woke up on a hospital
> cousin is worried next to me
> something smells really bad, ask cousin what happened
> he says me and girl had an alcoholic coma, and almost died, but before we reach the hospital, we had thrown up on each others body
> he says we puked blood
> can't remember any shit
> got surprised when I see the girl on the bed next to me
> she's still alive
> doctor enters the room
> "anon, u almost died, for real, I don't know if u realise, but u''re here for the last 3 weeks...never drink this again"

maybe u guys call me idiot...but I married this coma girl after 3 years

moar?

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>>585994486
Dumb niggers

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>>585997186
i have more, he hates it when i do that shit to him i just cant get enough of it though.

>>585978080
hahaha lost

>>585996799
I kinda envy your resolve.

>>585997189
Why the fuck would you use distilled water anyway lol I've gotten water burns from microwaving water though it was a bitch

>>585974426
Fucking lost

>>585994684
You can microwave that cup retard, that dumb nigger just didn't put water in it before he put it in the microwave.

>>585997340
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Du9ishNVyV4k&start1&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNHAxFB1iweM&start2=0&authorName=The+new+starwars+game

>>585997544

You are not supposed to microwave the cup it even says it on the side. You don't microwave styrofoam as a rule of thumb unless you want cancer

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>>585997197
I was wondering why you ask if we want more when nobody wants your shit story and you go on anyway, but then I remembered that this is probably the only social encounter you get all day.

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>>585996659

>>585997175
K-ONs rendition of flight MH17?

>>585995466
This is great

>>585997544
Yeah microwaving Styrofoam is a generally bad idea

>>585983871
i lose. fucking home sick and almost shit myself laughing

>>585997485

I wouldn't use distilled water, but people have done it just thought I'd give a heads up. Check the label on water first

>>585996419
what movie is that scene from?

>>585996659
hero doge

>>585997101
this is awesome

>>585998254
ok, lost. You're the sickest human bean in this thread. Congrats

>>585996488
I could watch that all day.

>>585996436
I was thinking the same thing anon.

>>585998254
Took me a moment. What was her name again?

>>585994486
Go back to leddit,

>>585997447
Lost @ File Name

>>585997197
Shittiest posts ever you fucking faggot

>>585998567
@manda t0dd Aka bleach dumpster

>>585990221
lost. hard.

>>585998764
Don't tell me her name is filtered.
Oh, and thanks for the reminder.

>>585986995
I was there I feel a part of something