Can we get a rekt thread going?
Webms/Gifs?
>>585793275
How is the kid fine...
>>585793531
I don't understand it either, I saw this on the news too. Thing rolled right over his neck. This kid needs to go in to body building he'd be a fucking monster.
>>585793275
That kid walked it off like it was fucking NOTHING
>>585793531
>>585793806
Someone said he actually died from internal injuries.
>>585793806
How did it turn out then?
I assume he just got back up so quickly because of the shock and adrenalin, he must've been at least close to ded later
>>585794189
eternal bleeding?
>>585793275
>>585793806
I can't find the source, but the kid later died from eternal bleeding.
Need more for the folder.
>>585794781
fuck thats horrible, just bleeding out for eternity
>>585795165
And that is why it freaks me out to be on the side of the highway even if I am near my car.
>>585795165
i guess this is why your parents tell you to walk on the side where you go the opposite direction to the traffic
>>585795273
mmm
>>585794781
if i had to guess, his legs got run over, but only by 1 wheel so it wasnt the full weight of the car and wasnt going too fast
his neck could be fine
possibly because the cars weight was on the right side because of the turn and because the car is tilted from going down the curb
maybe its why he got dragged before it went over his neck, might have passed over pretty much
>>585795165
Man that guy ragdolled like a G-mod character.
I'm amazed how skin holds people together that well.
>>585795273
sounds like some cheap ass dungeons and dragons wizardry
joao pedro nascimento is the kids name and he's still alive. Walk away with only scratches, u fuck tards
>>585794781
Halt criminal scum!
>>585795470
also it looks like the ladys butt might have freed his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJRXG5ofJL4
This happend here in brasil, the kid didnt died.
>>585794781
>later died from eternal bleeding
>from eternal bleeding
>eternal bleeding
thanks for the new band name you fucking faggot.
>>585793275
hahahaha, whay do i find this so funny? I´v been playing to much gta.
>>585795876
Ey, I'm a viking!
>>585795926
I'm not gay, sorry, we were never meant to be together.
>>585795926
>takes band name from /b
>good luck
>faggot
>>585795975
Because humans deal with shock and horror via humor.
It's your mind going "fuck this too fucked for me, let's laugh at it to take the edge off."
>>585795492
Yes we are all just blow up dolls, full of fluid.
>>585796181
Fucking gazelle.
That must have hurt like fuck; getting body checked like that by something the size of a horse.
Fuck yes. I haven't seen a rekt thread in FOREVER!
>>585796571
Fuck me, I'd have shot the guy.
>>585796812
hahahahahahahahahaa
>>585796605
Come on, you know that guy's pelvis was fucking pulped.
>>585796571
Its funny because he is crippled guise
>>585796828
Some say she is still falling
>>585796999
dem trips
>>585793275
he didn't died.
>>585795926
obvious new fag is obvious
>>585796828
finally someone understands me.
nice dropkick
>>585796812
What the fuck????????
Sauce?
>>585796812
he mad
link? I wanna hear the shittalking that broke the fag
>>585796999
>implying rekt
Looks like he survived.
That sideways air though.
>>585795165
this is why you walk facing traffic
>>585796812
equality.webm
>>585795165
Being hit by a car is the new trend.
>>585796181
How in the fuck...
>>585797304
so smart
>>585796999
trips!
>>585797461
I hope you can understand Russian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_Y11kA818
>>585796999
I BELEAVE I CAN FLYYYYY, I BELEAVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYY
>>585795273
kek'd
>>585796571
That shits just fucking hilarious, I wouldn't even be mad.
>>585797780
DAMN is he ok he could of broken his back!!
>>585796999
''Look mom im flying''
>>585797780
>>585798129
could have
holy fuck I get mad when people say "could of"
inb4 could of spam
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".
I was impressed, and all I could say was "Whoa!", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the Bill and Ted movies and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Keanu waiting in line with just a few red and blue pills in his hand ready to pay.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an immortal being, was impressed.
When she started scanning the pills individually, Keanu stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one pill, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Keanu simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told us to be excellent to each other.
>>585797835
Fucking towelheads.
>>585798129
his back was probably already broken
>>585797113
What was he thinking?
>>585797855
thanks
I'll get my translators on this asap
smartphones ftw
>>585797202
That's funny you're funny.
>>585798472
holy fuck it's hulk
>>585797304
Omfgkek, it pulled him in the water!
>>585797461
>>585797422
It's not that fucking hard to find; Search: Guy throws down girl on gameshow.
Although, I'm pretty jazzed about being right that it took place in russia.
>>585798405
thats the joke faggot
>>585798472
why dont he just kill the niggas
>>585798682
Love that one.
>>585799102
Haha, what the fuck!
>>585798472
Niggers
>>585798472
daaaaaam niggas gonna nig nog
>>585796812
Please sauce!!
>>585793275
WTF, the kid is fuckin fine
>>585796812
How did he go from having no glove to glove in one second
>>585798682
story behind this one?
>>585799642
mother of god
>>585794628
No that's Jesus, this kid had the internal kind...
>>585799289
file name :D
>>585800066
omg that would be so nice to do
>>585800306
Holy shit is kill?
>>585799789
those nigglets nigging.
>>585800470
00066 not bad
>>585797179
>>585799387
Why in the fuck did he poke it like that? What did he think was going to happen?
>>585800271
daaamn
>>585796850
thought the same I have a concealed carry permit so when he took off I would have too
>>585799642
>It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Come on guys, we need more gifs/webms.
Moar gigs webm sucks!
>>585800822
>that file name
>>585800271
is it dead?
Gifs
>>585799959
go kill yourself
>>585799642
OH FUCK
Is that blood and guts raining or fucking dirt?
>>585801036
Blood and guts
>>585799861
I've seen the video of this one. If I recall correctly the cop tells the cunt to stop and she keeps walking like it's none of her business. Stupid fuck.
Gifs not webms
>>585801087
story?
>>585798249
Technically, they're sheetheads.
>>585801338
A they sucked throught or are those spinning blades?
>>585800995
Wow what a cunt move, trying to cause a crash with anyone that's around
>>585797537
Some say that to this very day, that crocodile is still rolling across lands - bits of dog flying from his jaws.
>>585801705
Looks like they got sucked through.
>>585800271
is he ok
>>585801338
NOOOOOO
>>585795926
such newfag. wow.
>>585801338
That how yo make chicken nugget
>>585797742
Should've taken her bra and shirt
>>585801915
>is he ok
What the fuck do you think?
>>585799959
faggot
>>585801087
How is he functioning that well with face literally opened
>>585798247
In my world this is true.
>>585797780
>that guy throwing the safety mattress AWAY from him.
>>585797742
around blacks, never relax.
>>585801199
who knew Lil Wayne could scrap.
>>585802385
>filename
>>585802184
are you really this fucking retarded?
>>585802358
Remember when things like this, and Bluewaffels, Nobrain and others used to disgust the fuck out of you? Now you can litterally watch anything no matter how fucked it is and you wont even bat an eye.
What the fuck have you done to me /b/
>>585802198
women can't drive
>>585802599
kek, looks like they're all in one big phonebox with those doors.
>>585798682
Is this the US and the recent chimp-out?
>>585800271
i just dont understand the mindless violence that people can do.
>>585802385
>that fucking filename
>>585802385
>not naming it lvl 99 bard
>>585801036
fucking moron...