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>>585727321
How fuckin' original.

>allout 3
>cashing your chips

>super mash bros
>potato-wielding heroes who happen to be brothers

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Ass Effect

>the elder srolls
>the elder's rolls
>old lady likes bread

Dot 2.
>you are a Dot.

Diblo 2
>A pair of retards go on an adventure

>the legend of elda
>jew cunt thinks she's a legend

>The Prince of e-Gyp
>Adopted son of a wealthy family finds fulfillment by sniping auctions on eBay.

>>585727321
Himan.

>you politely greet everyone you pass on the street

>dad space
>youre a child that is curious about your fathers man cave

>>585728529
10/10 thank you for the laugh

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Battletoad - The Search for Another Battletoad.

>Dom
>You're in a BDSM rpg

>Little big plane
>you fly a plane that changes size.

>>585727321
>tarcraft
>working at an oil platform

>>585727321
>Ass ssin's creed
You are OP and go trough your normal life trying to take all the dicks you can up your ass.

Day(dayz)
>it's a day
ayday(payday)
>AYYYYY

Mineraft
>you are a captain of a raft.

>ears of war
>you are an ear with weapons (?)
Also...newfag that cant greentext

>>585728884
thanks for the parenthesis i was wondering what were the games

>dance dance evolution
>do a moonwalk to regress as a species for science

>Tar wars
>cod with dinosaurs

>>585728873
Kek nice one

>left or dead
>you go left or die

>>585728873
REKT

Alo
>an English greeting

>modern war far
>you sit at home watching tv about a war taking place far away from you

>Meg Man

Your dream girl turns out to be a transvestite terrorist bent on sticking his/her cock in every power outlet overloading electric grids

>Super Met Boy
A game where superman meets s boy and falls in love

assassin's cred
rapper named assassin tryin to sell his cd to pedestrians

Marble Adness

>you have to make commercials for marbles

>Moral Kombat
>The game that teaches kids the difference between right and wrong and provides role models on how to be upstanding citizens

>>585728799
>gat simulator
you're a gun

>>585729136
Mario would suck at that one

>T
>a boy finds a jewelry-clad alien who speaks only in aggressive yet well meaning catchphrases

>Heavy ran
>Heavy from tf2 is in a marathon

Super Eat Boy
You are from Ethiopia

>Call of Dty
>Call of Do That Yourself
>lazy faggot

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>>585727321
Golden idea op.

Allout: New Vegas
Ocean's eleven in videogame form, mixed with RPG elements.

Skyri
You're an inner-city gypsy looking to make your name in the fortune-telling trade.

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>>585729173

>>585729226
kek

>>585729209
>>585729372
Fukin kek

Rand theft auto.
> kleptomania simulator.

>>585729226
"you wanna hear my mixtape"

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>>585729372
10/10

Ocarina of Tim
> "you smash all of my pots and now you're trying to take my musical instrument; just fuck off link"- Tim

>>585729297
Flawless Equality!

>OP
>YOU ARE A FAGGOT

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>>585728612

>Alo
You play as a british bobby during the 18th century.

>Batfield 4
>You run in a field of bats

>>585728935
I am the captain now

>>585727321
>gears of war
>ears of war

each player controls 2 humanoid ears on some army of 2 type shit and wreck shit. one of them always makes shitty ear jokes like "i hear that" & "they won't hear us coming"

>The Win Waker
Boy wakes up and realizes he's a loser.

>soni the hedgehog

Sony releases a movie that prompts hackers to compromise major motion pictures to be released and the entertainment mogul needs to "Go Fast!" to get away from the negative publicity

Super mario and

> special guests appear each level and are presented with a curtain

>"super mario aaand oshi"

>drago age
>ivan drago 30 years later

Mario Art 8
You paint pictures of mario

>>585729344
>Tea Fortress 2

"IZ TEA TIME DOCTOR"

>Hotline mami

well..

Ego Star Wars - You play as George Lucas and get to watch in first person as he destroys his own franchise

>B.T.man: Arkham Origins
>You play as a guy from British Telecom who is trying to give free DSL to arkham.

>>585727321
>Pc man (pacman)
You are from /g/, food on balls and flee from Steve Jobs ghost.
AscI said, you are from /g/.

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TURK

>>585729547
learn to math you fucking cock mongler

>Tetis
>Like Tetris, but you're a nigger named Tetis and you have to avoid destroying rows or you'll be shot by a police officer

>Red Dad Redemption
> A native man trying to bring his family back together after tearing it apart

Duk Nukem

> forget Peking duck, in this game you cook them
Hiroshima style

>>585728337
Elder scrolls...
elder crolls?

>>585729765
Kek'd

>>585729765
/thread

>>585729805
cant find my sides anymore.

>>585727321
>Rape La

Sandbox Rape game set in LA.

>Duck Hun
>Ducks invade China

>>585729852
kek

>>585729603

top kek

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>>585729323
I pity the fool who can't phone home.

>rash bandicoot
>you should have worn protection

>the sis
you play as god controlling people, your job is to show those white male cis scums they need to check their privilege.

Batman: arrham city

You kick everyones ass that pirates the web, the riddler is the final boss

>>585730061
>cash bandicoot
>i know you're paying me but what the living fuck is a bandicoot

>>585729852
that's pretty much the plot of the game.

JOHN GETS KILLED BY THE FEDS IN THE END JOHN GETS KILLED BY THE FEDS IN THE END JOHN GETS KILLED BY THE FEDS IN THE END JOHN GETS KILLED BY THE FEDS IN THE END

>Half-Lie
>You are a boy who is caught one day shoplifting. As the manager is about to call the police, your lone old mute neigbour who everyone fears comes and saves your ass with a complicated net of lies. Why did he do that and why doesnt he usually speak. Your curiosity will lead you down his dark past.

Fat Zero
>overweight zero who becomes a hero

>>585727321
Pyro (spyro)
You burn down stuff.

N Real Tournament (Unreal Tournament)
A videogame which simulates playing the game N+ against other people. Made by a shitty Chinese developer.

>>585730223
Home alone?

The elder scrolls III: Morrowin
Morrowind but without cliff racers and cheap deaths.

>Gex: enter the G.E.C.K.
>Gex comes to the world of fallout

Dad space.
A game where you move your family out of certain rooms of your house.

>>585730245
Smells like newfag over here.

>>585727321
P oral
You are a girl named Penny who likes to suck people off.

Meal of Honor: Fine dining with surgeon-simulator controls

>super mario gaaxy
>nintendo teams up with nickelodeon to create a clusterfuck

Ayday. Lmao.

>>585730419
Hello, indie game of the year 2015...

>>585730419
>>585730469
foh real gad demn

>>585730469
fuck

The Stanley arable

>you are a farmer that has to till bis garden

>>585730419
IF SOME INDIEFAG MAKES THIS GAME I'LL BUY IT

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>Ark Souls
Due to a leak in the ark, you play as Noah to fight off the unresting souls of the animals you tried to save during the flood

> Sperman
> You are an alien sent to earth to protect its citizens with your sperm.

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>>585730309

Ax Payne
> you murder people with either a wood cleaving apparatus or a can of terrible body spray.

>>585730419
do want

>Lanescape: Torment
>You have to pick an alleyway to walk down and the decision is very difficult.

>>585729202
>Mega Ma

Your mother/grandmother is huge

Cookie licker
>cookie licking simulator 2014

>>585730783
kek

>Counter Trike
>You are a performer for a circus. Can you perform your best trick in tonights show, the Counter Trike

Catle (Castle

>a bovine journalist follows a detective in order to solve crimes.

>>585727321
Rim Fandango: A rhythm game in which the dance consists of giving the better rimjob.

>Final Fantas
>Can you hold on to your last few orange sodas until the pizza arrives?

Game O Throne. Like Game of Thrones, except instead of killing eachother everyone goes to the pub and gets drunk.

Treet fighter
>as an obese child in a fat camp you must fight for the sugar you so desperately crave.

>>585727321
King dom heart
VN in which you play as Yuki. A japanese slut that tries her best to make her dominant senpai to notice her.

>>585730783

literally laughed out loud

>>585731088
top kek

>Kerbal Pace Program
You control the walking speed of tiny green aliens

battlefeld
jerry, elaine, george and kramer must work together to kill the invading russians.

>>585728599
I like this.

Ran Turismo...simulate running long distances

Medal of hono
>no homo

Alen vs preadator
Small boy has to escape neighbours house

>>585728599
reminds me of Doug Huggem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg

Resident Evi
>you play a 4channer living in a shitty apartment when a hot young struggling actress moves into your building. The game is essentially puzzle games with the end result of containing the flood of spaghetti you produce.

Paper, please
You have to ask for toilet paper from the booth next to you without making it awkward

B O Shock
> the big daddy suits really seal in the juices.

Sniper lite.
Nearly sniper elite, but most of the game is missing.

Metal gear sold
>Mario Kart 8 but with ingame purchases as metagame.

>>585731681
>Baid (Braid)
You got the bait.

Dead Pace

>You're an elderly man who walks really slowly.

Starwars: nights of the old republic.

> even a smith lord needs to let his hair down and go clubbing now and then

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Castle Cashers

Twisted Meal
>you're a disgruntled chef at a 5 star restaurant who decides to fuck with the wealthy clientele's food

>The Sims (The Sims 2)
>It's basically just the Sims

Oh wait..

Phoenix Right
>You shall not tell us a lie, else you are Phoenix Wrong

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>>585727321

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Name it, faggots.

>Don't Stare
>Your mission is to take as many glances at breasts without getting caught

Meroid

> a female bodybuilder goes overboard on roids, begins to trip, ends up a space bounty hunter

>>585731594
Would play

Castle Cashers

Real estate simulator

Appy wars, a new free ios game loaded with in app purchases

>>585732309
Stay out of my territory

>>585732727
nop, Clue is in the name

>>585732502
Sounds like a mermaid on steriods

Harves Moon
You are a guy who's name is Harve and you own a moon

Lender: the arrival
>You are a young man racing against time to repay student loans before the transcendental loan manager finds you.. Often with tragic consequences

>>585730783
Kekaroo

@585732309
#theonewhoknocks

>Yu-i-oh!
>The cards get replaced with yo-yo's.

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The walking dea
Due to budget cuts the DEA have to stroll around the cities fighting the never ending war on drugs.

>need for seed
>op's journey towards faggotry

>>585730202
kek, glad I finished the game before running into you you big fat faggot nigger

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>>585730783

>>585731124
Your faggot is raging

>>585733776
niiice

>>585727321
this is such a fucking old example. cant you find your own shit OP?

>>585734000
nice trips

>>585728858
this could be a good sim,
i worked on petrobras sometimes turns out that this job is very insteresting.

>Dad Island
Where the feminists send all men.

Grand Heft Auto

Like crazy taxi but all the passengers are landwhales

RackMania. A game where tits are literally everywhere and nobody is quite sure what you're supposed to do, besides look at them

Here's a classic.

Cess. A game played on an 8x8 tiled grid between two people who take turns to shit on the board.

>>585727321
>Bishock
>shockingly you are not hetero, but bi

>>585733747
or a game about reeally old torrents

>>585731088
These are my
>Final Fantas

>>585730330
underated post

>>585730419
i really would play this game.

Arm 2
The most "realistic" arm simulator

>>585730419
All I want to do is accidentally stab my eye with my fork.

>ears of war
>ears are fighting along side the cogs to defeat the locust

>>585734448
kekkington

>>585731486
underated posts everywhere

>>585729808
lel

Ollercoaster tycoon

You. Are. Hitler.

>>585731655
another one

>>585735555
fucking winrar

>ayman
>you are a black guy who says ayyy

>The Fireme
Disgruntled office worker is sick of his job.

>Need for Peed
>A frantic race for adult diapers

>>585735555
Nice qwads

>Ark Souls
Noah changes his mind and goes on a rampage, killing all the animals on the Ark.

>Womb raider
Game where you rape pregnant women with a massive cock that penetrates their wombs
>League of legends
game where you play as a massive faggot
>Posal 2
Play a model posing for magazines

>Alic: madness returns
>Same game but with alec baldwin

>>585735980
>REMOVE one letter

>>585728935
Mein Raft.

>>585731088
Lol'd hard

>legend of le gai
>everyone in the game is an autistic sperglord from reddit

Fatorio. Struggle to consume this thick chocolate biscuit within the time limit.

metal gear solid: pace walker
>a simulator wher you controls the RPM of a cog.

>>585735555
underated

Destin
You are a cowboy with a good attitude

>Gran Theft Auto
An old lady steals your car

>Alf Life
You're Alf

Athfinder
>Roleplay as a PUA with a lisp.

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>>585728599
kek

Loud Chamber. It's really really loud, so you'll probably just turn down the volume.

Silent ill

You gamble on the sound level of randomly generated farts.

>Price of Persia
>A platformer where you play as a Persian man search for a good deal on plastic leather pants and a white BMW.

>>585728884
this was gud

Gary's mod.
Not Ash's.

>>585729193
lel

>>585736668
lol'ed

>>585735753
kek'd

>>585737072
Top pest of keks

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>>585729372

Mortal Ombat
> You are Malaysian guy and kills people in Syria

Nogoth.

No goths allowed.

>>585735923
Kek

>>585731402
nice

>>585737072
/thread

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>>585729724

>>585735980
> being this stupid

>Snak
>Help a retard get his lunch

>All of Duty
you must do all your duties

>The King of Fighter
>You are azn and don't understand usage of plurals, thus you only invited one person to the tournament...

Resident vil
a village full of residents

Star Mad.

Displease the sun god.

>>585727321
Call of Duty: Lack OPs

OP tries to fulfill his duty of making a funny thread, but finds he is severely lacking.

>>585728529
Top kek

>>585727321
>Tar Fox

An environmentalist platformer where you play as a fox covered in tar

assassin's reed
you are a killer accordion player

>>585728337
>>585728441
>>585728563
>>585728599
>>585728612
>>585728858
I don't think I would be playing any if these games

>>585738138
THIS is the winner, now you guys can go home.

>>585738413
thread is great. You're a samefag. 3 is 3.
Confirmed.

Someone should make some of these into games

>counter strike lobal offensive
>you fight ants

>Candy Crush Sag
>You have to crush as many candies under the saggy tits of your fat wife

>candy rush saga
Whoever gets diabetes first wins.

>>585738507
OP detected

>>585738138
>>585738413
>>585738861
Samefag detected

>Muggler's run
>FPS where you're ava kadavra'ing mudbloods

>Ar cry
>Your assault rifle is sad, so you have to cheer it up.

emocracy
emo people runs a country

>>585727321
>Call of Duty: Hosts

A retired Spec Ops veteran attempts to adapt to his new civilian life by hosting a big party

>the walking dad
>you play dad walking around the house

>QWP
>A flash game where you control a runner who can not use his right thigh.

Ortal Kombat
>randy orton is every character
>Orton,Orton,Noob Orton,Ortrax,Ortana,Ortraka,Orto,SHAO ORTON,SUB ORTON

>>585739694
+1

>>585730242
an hero*

>Slinter Cell
>The opposite of Splinter Cell. This game is really easy.

>Call of Duty: Back Ops
>You are an army field surgeon who performs back surgery on injured troops.

>age of emires
>you're a wealthy arab dude who has to create his city with oil money and defeat neighbouring cities

World of Warraft
>MMO aggrasive rafting

>call of duty: black OP
>op is black (and loves black dick)

>E.A.R. Education Against Race
>You are a nigger

>(D)ishonored
>ishonored
>Is Honored
You are the bodyguard of the empress. You successfully kill the assasin and do not get exiled. You are honored.

>Ghost econ
>You play as an undercover team of secretive agents working through the stock market to fix the world economy.

>>585731915
>smith lord
>SMITH LORD

The Itcher
>/b/tard scratching his neckbeard and/or ballsack on public transportation

>Guitar Her

You play as a douchebag who plays wonderwall at parties to pick up chicks

>>585733740
kek/10