daily reminder trying to fuck a shark will result in your flesh being ground into hamburger meat

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is tripfag-finder broken for anyone else?

>>584984786

>Implying that will stop me

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>>584984786
That's why we have eels

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>>584984786
Saaay what's all this now

>>584984786
valhalla

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>>584984992
ayy

>>584984992
loss of blood will usually stop most people from living

and then she and her friends will feed on your dead body and not in the sexy kind of way

>>584984786

I should hope not if she really likes you.

>>584984992

>HA! lel

>>584984786
I like to think their pussy is soft to accommodate humans.

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Nah, all good here

Sup btw

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>>584984786
>implying
Only if your flesh is weak

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>>584985174
There's a sexy way to do it?

>>584985174

>loss of blood will usually stop most people from living

Only if they're not zombies already. ;)

Okay...

>Zombie shark sex?
>Zombie shark sex!

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*cue jaws theme*

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>>584985201
ALL of my this.

>>584985326
some people are into that weird vore stuff

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The only upgrade from shark would have to be a sergal because that new pillow softness

Gotta get to writing though because deadlines be nearin'

>>584985512
But she's soooo cute! :3

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>>584984851
No no, like when doing metalwork and carelessly brushing against a surface with iron filings on it and a bazillion of them burrow into your skin.

>>584984786
Protip.

>>584985174
>>584985326
That's what MS222 is for.

Taking artist requests from image, else random-posting.

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>>584985552
some1 say vore?

>>584985605
best filename

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daily reminder to watch your back, since most sharks are ambush predators they tend to approach sex the same way

>>584985201

I've seen dolphin pussy IRL. Now ya got me wondering if it's similar?

>Jeez! The things you make my brain do! :P

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>>584985584
Fluff like that is a sidegrade at best thanks to allergies.

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>>584985584
>upgrade from shark would have to be a sergal
:D

>>584984964
is that even a thing?


>>584985757
how about some dark nekogami?

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>>584986187
it is, you use it to mark threads for easy finding

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>>584986187
Seconded.

>>584985880
But, I like my partner to be rough on me a little.

>>584986120
at least sergal would be physically safer to have sex with as long as its not hungry

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>>584986120

Stop turning me into a bean gal freak, squibbles!

>>584986000
If you even HAVE allergies

>>584986120
:V

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>>584986406
Are you a fan of this gal in particular?

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>>584986382
no

>>584986419
:D

>>584986000
Trips confirm shark better or equal to sergal

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>>584986639
D:

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>>584986720
Hey, tied for first is pretty good, dont'cha think?

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>>584986568

On another note, my IRL wife is such a wonderful, understanding woman.

The other day someone started posting those car commercials with the hot gerbal women in latex. (I don't remember the cars but I remember the gerbals!)

A moment later my wife shouts up the stairs, says...

>I heard you cheer! Did someone post those gerbals again?

HA! I love her to death!

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>>584986568
8D

>>584986439
The only reason I'd keep my shitbox 360

>>584986639
>Allergic to soft and poof
Why live?

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>>584986912
GO FOR GOLD OR GO HOME

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>>584986382
that shit is contagious.

>>584986568
(they got hostels in canada?)

>>584986187
Incoming shortly, regediting for larger thumbnails so that I can more-easily not post dicks.

Related poll: in my future rips, should I:
a) Exclusively use the "female" tag to exclude gay, solo/male, and herm.
b) Use the optional "female" tag and subfolder gay and ungay works within their year-of-release.
c) Not use the "female" tag and only sort images by year-of-release.

On one hand, I like having artists' complete collections even though I won't use a bunch of it. It also makes the folder look more impressive. On the other hand, filtering the rips would reduce distribution size and speed propagation.

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>>584987029
lol

>>584987051
:D

>>584987154
>hostels
wot

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>>584987154

Yeah, so's the flu but I don't wanna FUCK the flu!

sergal facesitting is the only acceptable sharklike sex

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>>584986639
HA I KNEW IT

>>584987432
Well now, that's just wrong.

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>>584987406
if the flu was soft and poofy you would

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>>584987279
>b) Use the optional "female" tag and subfolder gay and ungay works within their year-of-release.
dis, but its your choice

>>584987432
>sergal facesitting
I'm dieing
someone call a doctor

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>>584986382
resistance is futile
I started liking them after only like 3 threads with them

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>>584987801
corruption spreads fast :D

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>>584987154

Besides, I'd probably have a blast eating out a Sergal.

>Dem clitoral hoods! Woo!

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>>584987358
Imma bear hug the shit out of you

>>584987279
I say B because it keeps the angry gays happy and a little less angry
>Their homosexual rage will never subside

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>>584987912
reminds me of a comment on the fluff butt board on 2^3 chan

>would you suck on a sergal's weird vagina tentacle?

It had me laughing

>>584987912
I wonder is it like an external clitoris, or just a covering for it?

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>>584988129
aww yiss

>>584988175
pretty sure it just covers the vagina when not in use

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>>584987894
sergals got me on the first sight.

>>584987801

Well, I didn't say I didn't like the way they look. I do... Kinda... But I'm totally into soft gentle things with warm, sweet personalities and loving, nurturing natures and I just can't picture Sergals being like that.

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>>584987894
Unless you're a Grey Knight

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Here's hoping that I dodged the dicks.

>>584987756
>>584988129
That's what I was leaning towards. I really hope that wwyaiy gets back to work on e621dl soon.

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>>584987756
I like the complete collection option, and put it to the end-user to filter and sub-sort.

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>>584984964
>tfw no assertive sergal to sit on my face

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>>584988166
oh shit! anon's got a point
sergals don't need an external tentacle source for hijinks

...unlike their representation amid mara/mora

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>>584988334
LOAD:SCAN(CAITIFF)/

>>584988166

>would you suck on a sergal's weird vagina tentacle?

HA!

>Topkek.

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>>584987894
>implying its a bad thing

Personally I think the reason I fell so quickly inot the abyss is that I see them as a combination of birds of prey and other things.
Its the birds part that really got me started

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>>584988175
Essentially a second tongue minus the drool and self aware sense of touch

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>>584988549
Pls

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>>584988263
aww yiss sergal bro club :D

>>584988334
pls

>>584988388
this also works

>>584988419
>tfw lucid dreaming
>assertive sergal
>doesn't sit on your face
>physically berates you
fug

>>584988559
take that as a yes

>>584988586
I really liked world of vilous, and it got me interested in them

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>>584988638
>minus the drool
Boooooo.

>>584988175
>I wonder is it like an external clitoris, or just a covering for it?

I've read and seen in several places where it's
>1: called a hood
>2: is prehensile, like a monkey's tail.

So that's got me wondering, myself.

But, since almost all clitorises in nature (citation will be provided if asked) do have hoods to
1: protect the tender clitoral tissues and
2: increase stimulation to the clit overall...

I can only assume that it's some kind of hood.

>>584987563
>implying you wouldn't want to be smothered by rain's nether regions while her tentaclit tickles your chin

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>>584988312
who says they arn't when you get past thier.... rough exteriors.

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>>584988749
Ain't no way the bean is getting in.

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>>584988785
This. Everything needs to be WET.

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>>584989074
Slippery or sticky is fine too.

>>584988950
I didn't mean to imply that, (I'd jump for it actually,) but I like sharks too.

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re, lasagna is in the oven now

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>>584988364
So where did you throw his herm/ LGD stuff?

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Wait, did someone say lucid dreaming? Who in here lucid too?

>>584988993

Okay, that just reminds me of bad girlfriends I had when I was young. No happy memories there.

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>>584987358
(didn't think so)

>>584988334
a convent of brutally murdered Sisters might have something to say about that, false servant.

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>>584989352
me me me me me me me

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>>584989155
Yes, of course! All of that!

I just love tasting a female's fluids in my mouth.

Saliva is just as important as...well, you get the point.

>>584988749
>tfw I am unable to lucid dream
>tfw I will never listen to a sergal tell me how decent of a cushion my face is and how good my heated breaths against her feel, and how grateful I should feel for her allowing me to eat her out and rim her

>>584988950
Hng.

>>584988993
I'd love to kiss her thighs and tease her before diving right in.

>>584988263
her tounge isn't the only thing that's licking the candycane

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I am a big fan of how Dark_Nek0gami draws fluids and rapeface, I just wish less dicks more females.

>>584989228
It's in there, I just hand-sifted through it and tried to quickgrab the less-ambiguously-female stuff for this dump.

>>584989216
if a shark did it to you you would need facial reconstruction surgery afterwards

sergals > sharks

>>584989352
I tried and gave up after a few weeks. Made a journal too even.

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>>584989396
I know man
:/

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back later. laundry and dinner beckon.

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>>584989352
Me, me!

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>>584989402
Fluids are one of my favorite things. Yes please.

>>584989600

Okay hurry back.

>>584989510
True, but a man can dream...a man can dream....

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>>584989396
I don't even know what a hostel is D:

>>584989411
true suffering D:

>>584989510
sergals reign supreme

>>584989600
bai :D

>>584989655
>tfw never gave oral.

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>>584989655
You! You are great and glorious.

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>>584989400
>>584989602

fuq ye lucidbro

>>584989536
I've been reading up on it since I first binged on it a few years ago and it's different for everyone.
I have like 4 journals complete with no less than 7 or 8 stories amidst writer ideas

>The novel I'm writing is actually inspired by one of my lucids

>>584989749
not to mention the gap in the front of a sergal mouth is extremely convenient for a certain part of the male anatomy

facesitting transitioning to 69 with sergals is clearly the epitome of inter-species sex

>>584989352
I have only achieved lucidity during mission-oriented dreams, superpower dreams, and nightmares.

>>584989228
Do you want a link to the torrent? I thought that I had reposted that thing to death.

Done posting Dark_Nek0gami's least ambiguous females.

Also, requesting drooling, goopy, creampied, cumdumpstersmashed, or otherwise wet girls.

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>>584990068
I'll give you a chance bbkinz

>>584990104
:D

About 1/20 through writing first sergal lucid dream of mine. Makes me upset that I didn't write it right after it happened, some details lost...

>>584990174
aww yiss

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>>584990253
I don't have much like that, but I believe this to be one of the better incarnations of that theme.

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Not posting sergals or sharks. I'm such a badass.

>>584990253
When I first started it was a mix of nightmares and second reality. Now it's nightmare, second reality, and dream within a dream moments

Shit gets serious after you forget how to stop it. I actually learned things through lucids

>>584990455
My suggestion is ping one specific thing about the lucid and say it out loud or write it down and the rest will come back to stay as long as you want it

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Sergals reign supreme.

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>>584990104
that pic is adurbl

>>584990798
get with the times
tree-kin are so last year

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>>584990925
Mhm.
>>584990455
I wouldn't turn down a chance either.

Please do type that out. It sounds fantastic to read.

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>>584990798

Ooh, nice! Nothin' like a bunch'a cute squirrels in yer tree!

But, then, there's Bagi! Hottest pink cougar woman who ever drew breath!

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also why does my elbow skin feel like it's falling off, but looks fine to the eye

>>584990925
Nips are needed.

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>>584989536
I was only able to achieve success when I came at it from a mystical/occult angle, as opposed to a clinical one.

Perhaps we will chat about it on Skype, some time.

>>584991296
I have yet to watch that movie. Looks nice.

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>>584990104

HA!

>I luld!

>Pic related: Part of a comic book I started creating back when I could see well enough to still draw.

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>>584990889
god bless dream recall
and psychology
psychology helps

>forget how to stop it
That would really suck. Learned how to "jump" out of dreams as a kid due to recurring nightmares.

>>584991272
Its around 10k characters right now, started writing last night. It's a long ass dream, gonna take me a while to write it out. A newer dream of mine is somewhere on paste bin if someone remembers the link.

>>584991454
I'd like that.

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>>584991296
>e̶v̶e̶r̶ never drew breath
fixed that for ya

brb smoking.

Also does anyone know of a tool, online or otherwise, for appending subcategories to expand a list? For example, appending the sublists "Female, herm, male," to:

"Adjot 2010
Adjot 2011
Adjot 2012
Adjot 2013
Adjot 2014
Adjot
," to give:

"Adjot 2010 Female
Adjot 2010 Herm
Adjot 2010 Male
Adjot 2010
Adjot 2011 Female
Adjot 2011 Herm
Adjot 2011 Male
Adjot 2011
Adjot 2012 Female
Adjot 2012 Herm
Adjot 2012 Male
Adjot 2012
...," so that I can update my taglist to better-sort images?

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>>584991497

Okay, now... She's incrediby cute and sexy. She also seems to have a very gentle demeanor.

>Major turn-on!

>>584991520
Ever have an OOBE?

Had two; one as a child when I first began lucids and another two years ago.

They're sketchy as fuck but just as amazing

>writing
only 250 words to minimum and I can full time shark/sergalpost

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>>584991696

Heh. It's an expression but point taken.

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>>584992132
nah, unfortunately not. Interested in trying to combine a third plat DXM trip and lucid dreaming at some point tho.

Although falling asleep during a trip might be hard...

>>584991709
Or, if anyone's clever with Python, Java or something, writing me an app?

:3

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Time for dinner, see you later!

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>>584991893
Unfortunate that that's all I have of that character.
If I had to guess, I'd guess there's more out there though
>>584992172
jus playin yo

>>584992675
Take care, bye.

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>>584992675
bai :D

>>584992675
Goodbye!

>>584992375
lucid + trip = holy shit

I've only had one trip off shrooms and jesus that was a lucid in itself, but to combine the two?

I might just end up losing touch with reality altogether.

>dem 8 hour trips tho

>>584992675
catch ya some other time

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>>584992561
Bumpin for visibility. Wish I could for ya.

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>>584992675
See you around

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>>584992707

Well, there's a ton of Bagi out there but not a whole lot of truely quality stuff. All the good stuff was done by Dr Comet and he didn't do that much.

>>584992172

I know. It's cool.

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>>584992850
>shrooms
hng, can't wait. 6 days and the business talks start between my friends and our supplier.

Money to be made :D

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>>584991722
Nice.

>>584991520
Can't wait to read it! Makes me wish I was a true writefag, I'd totally write something about sergals domming as well.

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>>584993215
always been a fan of writing, lucid dreaming and sfur threads just gave me an excuse to do it more often

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Red Pandas. <3

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>>584993215
Sergal vagina always weirds me out.

>>584993133
Protip: Always trip in a comfortable environment; with friends/ good company or a place you feel at ease

>>584993335
>fan of writing
:D

>>584993560
You'll come around

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>>584993560
>not wanting delicious prehensile clitoral hood sliding down your throat
wat

Hmmm, maybe there's a way to do this in Excel....

>>584993335
I'd say the same, but as I said before I've just never had lucid dreams. IT's a real damn shame.

Wish I could get myself around to writing more than a paragraph or two.

>>584993560
Weird vaginas are hot for me. Dunno.

>>584993841
>this

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>>584993829
Yeah, good friends and comfortable setting is essential. Set and setting.

Hopefully salvia goes well, don't know how I'd explain taking to sergals if it comes up in the trip

>>584994004
writing takes some sort of "kick" or else it just becomes monotone and repetitive. When the time comes, it'll come strong.

>>584994027
:D

>>584994370
I'd love the hell out of that plush!

>>584985605
Howdy, Howdy, Howdy

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>>584994370
I can deluge a lil bit about my trip with some seriously potent shrooms if that's accepted

>shark because hit wordcount goal for the week

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>>584994655
same here. Too bad they're like, $40 plus shipping.

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>>584994756
stories always welcome :D

>>584994703
ayy

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>>584993841
This all the way. So much want. One of my greatest fantasies regarding a sergal is to eat one out while she's riding along my face, her clitoral hood flicking around and writhing in my mouth and at the entrance to my throat. All the while my nose is pressed up into the base of her tail while she gyrates, while my tongue attempts to bring her equal amounts of pleasure..

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>>584994889
aww yiss

>>584994889
>base of tail
>anus
>poop
Nah.

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>>584994756
Please, please! Deluge!

I miss tripping so badly, sometimes the craving makes me trip.

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>>584994703
>"sharkposting loudly", squibs called it

>>584994756
Always always curious about such experiences, please elaborate

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>>584994889

Okay, you sais you wish you were a writefag but then there's this...

>This all the way. So much want. One of my greatest fantasies regarding a sergal is to eat one out while she's riding along my face, her clitoral hood flicking around and writhing in my mouth and at the entrance to my throat. All the while my nose is pressed up into the base of her tail while she gyrates, while my tongue attempts to bring her equal amounts of pleasure..

Honestly, that's a lot better than most of the fan stories I've read and now I'm wondering why you think you can't write? I thought that, right there, was great.

>>584994874
>>584995125
Green or no Green?

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>>584995372
green all day erry day

>>584995285
Wondrous vag.

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>>584995372
I'm fine with green!

Spare no details! I want to hear something INTENSE!

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>>584995537

See? You're inspired. That's all it takes.

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>>584995537

Thanks! I wish I had a lot more of those than I do but Comet did only a very few and then went on to other things.

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WOKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA THANK GOD
I DUNNO BUT TODAY SEEMS KINDA ODD

I love this song :D

>>584995285
Writing takes dedication, and in the case of smut, an ability to resist the urge to fap on the spot and get lost in your imagination

>>584995482
>>584995589
Gimme a minute to get everything together

>prepare your bootyhole

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>>584995013
>Hurr durr ass must always taste like feces
>he doesn't enjoy licking ass

>>584994995
Heheh.

>>584995285
I try. Like I said, I can do details, I can do a paragraph to start off, but, ya know, It's difficult for me to go past that. I just don't have the drive to write paragraph after paragraph, ya know? It's difficult to really get through a full story,even if it is just smutty. And I don't think I could do a story without smut at all.

But I love going into detail, all of the little things that really allow you to visualize a scene or allow you to really be in that place. Probably my favorite part of the silly little things I can write.

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>>584996111
booty preparations are a go

>>584996136
:D

>>584995660
I assume your referring to LD?
>>584995891
Same. She's a goddess among cats.

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>Kazerad was in hospital
>Kazerad has flu
why does he even try to cook -_-

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>>584996136
Licking ass is where it's at.

So what if it's a little dirty? Makes me feel rather naughty.

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>>584996111

Okay, the idea that it takes dedication is kind of a misconception. Unless you're sweating under a deadline you write when you're inspired or when you feel like it. I've seen that's how most writers do it.

>>584984786
daily reminder that water is wet

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>>584996136
>I try. Like I said, I can do details, I can do a paragraph to start off, but, ya know, It's difficult for me to go past that. I just don't have the drive to write paragraph after paragraph, ya know? It's difficult to really get through a full story,even if it is just smutty. And I don't think I could do a story without smut at all.
>But I love going into detail, all of the little things that really allow you to visualize a scene or allow you to really be in that place. Probably my favorite part of the silly little things I can write.

>I try. Like I said, I can do details, I can do a paragraph to start off, but, ya know, It's difficult for me to go past that. I just don't have the drive to write paragraph after paragraph, ya know? It's difficult to really get through a full story,even if it is just smutty. And I don't think I could do a story without smut at all.

But I love going into detail, all of the little things that really allow you to visualize a scene or allow you to really be in that place. Probably my favorite part of the silly little things I can write.

All I can say is do what you love. If you love writing then just do it. *Shrug* Life's really too short for anything else.

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>>584997519
>water is wet
wat

>>584997113
Dedication to stick with what you want to write is what I mean. EVERY artist under the sun has things they started but never finished, even more people have things they started and never looked back at due to disgust. It takes a dedication to not just put down what you want to, but to stick with it until you're happy with it.

>>584997519
>water is wet
YOU LYIN

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>>584996246
Serrrrgall buttttts.

>>584996844
Everyone is different, friend. I would much rather prefer a clean ass to rim, but I'm not judging.

Horse butts are 10/10 just.. amazing.

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>>584997909
oh yes

>>584997548
You should keep at it, really. I think you'd do great. I lack the imagination for stuff like that myself.

>>584998101
love the face on the little one

New bread

>>584998194
>>584998194

>>584997909
How did you know I like to lick horse butt?

You seem so familiar...

>>584998101
Ha! Great pic!

>>584998101
>mirrors
My worst enemy, I can never into mirrors

>>584996136

So, now I'll let you in on a (not so secret) secret...

I've always loved to write and to draw. I've always loved creating and telling stories. That's why I got good at art and started writing graphic novels when I was younger. None of them ever got published (you wouldn't believe how brutally competitive that field is) but I didn't care. I found other ways to share what I wrote and that was fine.

As of about fifteen years ago I was diagnosed with glaucoma, a degenerative eye disease. It reduced my vision to the point that I couldn't draw on a sketchpad or write on a typewriter, anymore.

Enter the computer.

It took me a while to figure and work it out but, eventually, I ended up with the right combination of hardware and software that I could go back to doing what I love; writing graphic novels so, even though I'm pretty much legally blind at this point I can still do what I love. I guess that'd dedication but people always end up doing what they love no matter what because it's the love of the thing that produces that drive, dedication, devotion and inspiration.

>>584998243
Yeah, I was amused with sergal female clit-hood being (ab)used on a little male.

>>584997804

Okay, I see your point but every writer's got at least a few unfinished works gathering dust in their closets. Hell, I've got a few that I started, lost interest in and just chucked to the side but that didn't make me stop.

>>584998452
Hope ya see this since there's a new thread and all..

Well, there are a few of us that still reside around here that appreciate horse butt.

And when it comes to horse butt, ya know, I wouldn't mind it being a little dirty. I'd love to go down on a horse's rump. Probably one of the dirtier life goals of mine.

>>584998678
Thank you for sharing that; gave me some pretty good feels.

It gave me some direction, some direction that I've needed lately.

I have to keep doing what I love, no matter what.

>>584999282
Washing it off first makes it feel less exotic and spontaneous.

When the moment takes you, when you feel it in your chest - just strike.

It will be glorious, I promise!

>>584997659
no, wet

>>585000381
When the moment.. it's unfortunately an 'if' for me. I've no way of even fathoming how, since fencehopping is rather out of the question.

But believe me.. I really want to. I wouldn't wash it.. I definitely want it to be exotic and spontaneous. I just don't have a way.

>>584997519
technically water is not wet because a fluid cannot wet itself

>>585001025
Speaking of wetting, do you know what pisses me off? That gallium wets glass. And they sell it in glass bottles.

>>585000791
There is a place within 50 miles of you that gives horseback-riding instruction.

No, you're not going to go for a riding lesson and put the horse in his stall and lick his asshole when nobody's looking.

It will put you in a position where your Will can do its work.

Situations will crop up to where you CAN - easily - experience what you desire.

You will make friends with people there. You will get invited to trail rides and the like. Far out in the countryside, just you and horses.

You will come across opportunities - someone will be selling a wondrous horse for next-to-nothing because they're moving, or some such.

Make the first move and your Will will do the rest.

Skeptical? Sitting in your computer chair guarantees no horse love.

I speak from experience.

>>585001768
not him but you kind of need to have the ability to stable the horse on property to experience most of that

also getting outed as a zoo is the kiss of death for a prospective horse owner. your name will go on all sorts of do-not-sell registries and word of mouth will block sales in most cases or even worse some soccer mom sjw-types will stalk your home and report any new horses they see.

>>585002271
Boarding stable.

There is also zero reason to buy a horse, if you don't want to or can't afford one.

Why would you get outed as a zoo? Who would find out, unless you told them?

Nah.