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Hey /b/ my birthday is tonight. What do?
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Hey /b/ my birthday is tonight. What do?
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not give a shit?
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Show that nice ass you're hiding
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You can leave.
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Show tits! :D
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Post tits with timestamp
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>>584814071
Smoke marijuana until overdose
Go to rehab, talk about marijuana addiction
Sell more "marijuana ruined my life" t-shirts
?????????????/////???*(//(/
Profit
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>>584814071

Happ birthday OP, all the best.
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Tits and new timestamp then state your business
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>>584814648
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>>584814683
newfag
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>>584814071
I'd give you a sober birthday sexing.
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Make me laugh and will deliver tits
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>>584814648
Thank you very much :3
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>>584815219
Not OP
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>>584815198
I like where this is headed
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>>584815198
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>>584815198
They deliver tits round your way - fuck me it takes me all my time to get a pizza delivered
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>>584815198
>>584815219
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>>584814071
Tits or gtfo
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A man tell to man, hey man are you a man? No i'm am a man.
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>>584815198
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BITCH WE OWE YOU NOTHING. YOU KNOW THE RULES. POST EM SLUT!!!!
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>>584815835
I do what I want
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>>584815198
tit sweat is weird
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>>584815835
This
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>584815835
>>584815594
>>584815530
>>584815219
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>>584815198
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>>584815198
bitch u look like Ariana Grande. I ain't want no wetback beaner slut. Take your taco sauce meat flaps and get your ass started on mowing my lawn. I bet your vagina looks like ground beef with Swiss cheese clumps stuck in the pubes. I'd still fuck you tho. Fuck you so hard you'll fall in love with me and break it. Ayyyy Layyy may yoooooooooooooo
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Post thine mammaries or leave this realm, wench!
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>>584816418
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http://i.imgur.com/rTr7Fel.gif
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>>584816418
feminist detected
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>>584816727
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Bitch is ignoring the rules, SAGE. SAFEBIT INTO THE GROUND
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>>584814071
hepy borthdey bebe
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This thread is hurting my neck. Sage
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Whore, show us your teenage titties
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>>584815198
come cam
femanons
dot
org
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>>584814071
let me give you birthday orgasms.
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>>584816579
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>>584817090
Make me laugh faggots
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op lemme see your butthole
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>>584816418
Really do we have to go through this?
The proper way to do this is too post tits then say will deliver moar pics if lulz.
Jesus get off your high horse no one cares about you this is b for Christ sake.
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>>584814071
You had one rule ONE FUCKING RULE
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get naked you bitch

Do you really expect anyone to treat you like a fucking princes just because your a grill?

Fuck off whore

TITS OR GTFO
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>>584816418
holy fk cut ur disgusting nails...
also tits or gtfo
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>>584816418
rules still apply bitch show dem titties
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>>584817393
Tell me a really funny joke and i will post them
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>>584817334
I don't want your tits. You make me laugh!
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>>584816418
>Just MD
>if ur expecting Fedora gaylords OP, ur on the wrong page. Go to Reddit feminist btch
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>>584817334
It's not our fAult if you cannt get wet. It's our job to stay hard AND to get you off? Stop being a feminazi cunt and showbtits
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>>584817676
Okay.
knock knock
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>>584816418
niceee
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Do me!!!!!! Tall, Dark and Handsome
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>>584814071
why isn't your husband taking you out to a romantic dinner and dancing
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>>584817334
It's not our fAult if you cannt get wet. It's our job to stay hard AND to get you off? Stop being a feminazi cunt and show tits
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>>584815198
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "Oh shit, it's the cops!"
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>>584814071
Do me. ;)
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>>584814071

Where is your husband?
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Happy Birthday
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>>584817870
Come in, faggot
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>>584817676
but i dont want boobs i want your asshole
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>>584814071
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>>584818148
/b/ro watch out there's a femnazi OP on the loose....it's bad she wants something with out posting tits
>>584817676
See funny isn't it?
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>>584817676
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>>584817811
>>584817833
Fags
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>>584817676
FFS we will not acknowledge you until you show them tits
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>>584814071
>Be male
>See femanon bday thread on /b/
>wish HB demand tits
>OPfaggot.jpeg shows nothing
>Anon gets mad
>Goes to Wallmart and murders everyone
>result = sad people
>So just an hero and show tits already
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>>584818519
You jealous we bother rolled dubs ?
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>>584818519
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oh ure smoking hot
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>>584817393
>>584817592
You faggots disgust me
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How many time do you need to be told, tits or GTFO.
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>>584818372
>>584818419
>>584818666
You get tits if you count to 3
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>knock knock
>who's there?
>tits or GTFO bitch
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>>584818839

tits or GTFO.
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>>584818839
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>>584818830
she demanded a funny joke, not sad lie
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>>584818839
so you are the cocksucker for all of them?
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>>584815198
does this make you laugh?

>The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
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>>584818839
Tits or gtfo! good god how many times do we have to say this!
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>>584818852
78
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>>584818839
jokes' on you, still faped
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>>584818839
go suck them off u twat
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>>584818839
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Tits or gtfo that is always the deal
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>>584818839
at least 1 faggot detected, who the fuck spreads that much ass for a picture? fucking homo, now show us ur tits and stop acting hard to get
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>>584818839
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>>584818839
>disgust me
If you think you're disgusted now, just wait until we have sex
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>>584818839
I laughed. Well done femanon.
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>>584818839
look at that them nastyass's, never mind bitch if you are getting fucked by a Mexican an Arab and a white guy you can keep your tits
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>>584818839
how many dicks can you handle OP
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>>584818839
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still waiting for some butthole
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>>584819509
Well. I got like 3 holes. So 6?
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>>584819406
it's ok they are SJWs they are not getting anything from her even though they think so
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>>584818839
That is the saddest birthday party I have ever seen
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>>584818839
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>>584818839
Bitch you don't even have any tits.

and have 3 betas over.
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>>584818839
Kek it's also my birthday tonight, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT
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>>584819698
plot twist, Op's having a super secret orgy
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she is getting fucked by 3 men tonight, Mexican arab and american. Happy birthday slut
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>>584814868
newfag nigger calling a newfag a newfag
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>>584818839
so you're the cumbucket in the group i suppose
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>>584818839
So these are the weak mindex men you have to do shit for you? Why don't you just fuck em all and get it over with
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>>584819509
1 in each hand
1 in the mouth
1 in the ass
2 in the pussy
6 in total 8 if she gets armpit fucked
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>>584815198
this is turd cutter funny
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>>584819790
Quit hating. She trolled the shit out of thirsty fags. Me included.
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>>584817676

A mexican beta, an arab beta, and an American beta walk into a teenage girl's house

cont?
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>>584820036
Go on.......................
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no exif
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>>584819966
armpit fucking
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OP will not deliver because she has friends over and it will be unapropriate
saged and reported
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>>584820021
You think this was a woman's idea?
No no no, it was clearly one of those man faggots.
You've gone to shit on me /b/, you should know better.
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>>584818839
post picture of you rimming the hairy ass arab
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>>584820348
this
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>>584818839
You should braid the beta's ass hair. Once you're done with the pedicure
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>>584820283
exif has been purged on /b/ for at least 6 months
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Take pictures in your birthday suit.
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>>584820348
I do what I want.
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>>584819612
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>>584820348
Probably, but in my defense, I saged and told her I didn't want tits.
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repair your nails please and then take a picture again
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>>584820677
Taking a shit right now and all I can think is how badly that must smell like pure dripping shit that's breaking apart
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>>584820649
you fucking slut you are just leading those guys one with your attention whoring, why dont you be a nice girl and suck their dicks tonight? selfish whore
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>>584820649
show me your pussy
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I MIGHT post feet
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op you got 3 guys there, just have an orgy :)
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>>584820649
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tits or gtfo bitch
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>>584814071
get into a gang bang
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>>584821095
post armpits
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>>584821095

Tits or GTFO
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show the guys jerking each other off
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>>584821095
I have that same marlboro card table

show your pussy
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>>584814071
Happy Birthday. I love those little holes in your cheeks when you smile
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ARe you norwegian op?
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>>584821095
wait ,what do you want op
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>>584821356
No, im German.
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>>584821222
OP delivars
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>>584821095
spread those legs and show the camel toe
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feminist buttfag take your foul woman stench elsewhere
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http://kageshi.com/rooms/camwhores
http://kageshi.com/rooms/camwhores
http://kageshi.com/rooms/camwhores
http://kageshi.com/rooms/camwhores
http://kageshi.com/rooms/camwhores


come here and cam OP
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>>584821540
close enough i guess...
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>>584821484
Crap, looked so similar to someone i know :(
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>>584814389
Top kek
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>>584820649
Where did you get that pocket watch? The flee market? I think I have the same one
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>>584821484
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>>584821484

Titten oder sich aus
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>>584820649
HAHAHA! poor beta fags that are over there
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>>584821484
Im am not a fucking Nazi
Also. Unless I post pics. Its not me.
Newb.
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it's my birthday now too, in my timezone at least.

24 years old.
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thread is kill OP already proven not to show anything
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