So /b/, I work in an hotel. I'm here right now.
27 decides what to do
>>584787789
steal ornaments from the tree
>>584787789
bemp
>>584787789
Enter "accidentaly" in someone's room. Post pics
give us a live feed of that cctv
>>584787789
shove the traffic cone up your ass
>>584788208
No way man.
Tell the next person who walks in that you're going to assassinate Obama.
delete system32 on both pc's
>>584788345
There is actually three.
>>584787789
Who is work?
>>584788345
It sounds a good idea in cases like for example i don't want to work anynmore for today.
Put that fucking traffic cone outside. It doesn't belong inside.
>>584788403
then delete all three
>>584787789
vocaroo a phone call with a guest
>>584787789
install gentoo on 1 machine (live disc)
Take that bell. Put it over your nipple and lick it. Post pic
>>584787789
>>584787789
post hotel lobby phone number
speak to all customers as if they have autism for the rest of the day
Get naked and stand in lobby
>>584789029
reroll
timestamp
>>584789212
rereroll>>584789029
>>584789029
fuck the roll just do this
>>584787789
burn the tree
>>584787789
Timestamp faggot
>>584787789
Show us ur penis
>>584789315
this guy gets it
>>584788170
This!
>>584787789
>>584789374
i second the timestamp,
faggot
>>584787789
put hotel phone number!!!!
brazilian fag
>>584787789
Rolling for, sing the bible song michael rowed his boat ashore, and jerk off standing in lobby
>>584789527
Winrar
break into a fems room and steal a pair of her panties
>>584789696
Do this!
Rolling for dial 911 give them hotel address and say you planted a bomb
>>584787789
Why do you have XP installed whereas the PC next by has 7 ?
Turn that lamp off.
>>584787789
I suggest you find your way to the room of the last vixen who checked in.
>Proceed to knock on door.
>Present champagne aged from 1962
>I'm not room service, I'm a gentleman.
>Raep
>????
>profit
>>584789681
>>584789527
god fucking damnit i wanted the phone number
deliver with the timestamp at least OP
>>584787789
looks like dallas
go back 2 work 4 lols
post phone number
fuck somebody
>>584789527
>download utorrent to computers
>use kickass or oldpiratebay
>download the entire internet
Delete system 32
>>584787789
where you come from, fagget? just post pic with timestamp or inform us how is the place
>>584790183
How can you be that specific. That could be anywhere in the world.
>>584790612
now what
>>584790612
>584790612
next number honey?
>>584789877
I don't have installed shit. If it was up to me I'd throw away theese four shits and put something from this century
>>584790612
Still 27 get?
Put ketchup in the cisterns of as many toilets as you can.
>>584790612
12 decides next
>>584790758
africa doesn't have computers
>>584790702
>>584790619
Roll for either if these.
Fuck with the computers
>>584790913
This is OP
>>584790612
post the fucking number
>>584790612
take creep shots of the people sitting on that couch behind the timestamp
>>584790612
post hotel number
>>584790612
>fa66ots
Find one of the escorts and tell her you want bj with pics for /b or you call the cops
>get tor
>aquire pizza
>set as background
>>584791036
There is no one iin the couch now
12 is next bulshit
>>584790913
Put mustard/ketchup etc in as many cisterns/beds etc as you can.
>>584791177
It would be cool to put it in the WC
I know rheir are hookers somewhere...find em
Rerolln
POST
THE
NUMBER
Drag your mushroom tip on the keyboard
>>584790612
Flash your cock at those chicks
>>584790612
post the number faggot
>>584791325
rolling
>>584787789
Spread your shit all over the windows
>get potato from kitchen
>remove hard drive from computer
>replace hard drive with potato
Take a run and jump into the Christmas tree
>>584791325
rollin
Looks like OP is in Brazil
post a picture of the next customer
>>584790012
*tips fedora*
>>584787789
Make a fucking omlett and put it on the floor
post number
>>584791695
rolling
>>584791585
Told that before
OP is not amerifag, probably south american.
Roll for this >>584788170
>>584790612
hide a piece of shit deep in the christmas tree
Tell the couple in the corner to gtfo
>>584791695
Rolling for the number.
>>584791695
roll
post them digits nugga!
or cuz i know you wont, tell us what city youre in
phone number OP
cum on phone
>>584792019
rollan
jerk off at the desk somehow and post your cum
or do this >>584791325
your choice
>>584791695
rolling
>>584791695
rolling
Set off the fire alarm
make a line as long you can with ketchup inside the hotel
Walk over to customer with a piece of paper that says "I'm a cunt" and ask them to hold it while you take a photo of them.
>>584792142
rolllll
rolling for phone number
>>584792143
Start an actual fire.
go fuck yourself
Tell the next customer you have urgent business to attend to, and then try to suck your own cock behind the counter
>>584792142
got em also check em
get back to work nick
>>584790612
ring up hookers and send them to random rooms
play loudy porn video
phone number now
>>584791160
underrated post. rolling for pizza links
OP we're gonna need you to post that number
Flip off people passing by
>>584792183
Ketchup mada faka!
>>584790915
>>>584790758
> africa doesn't have computers
we do
niggers want to be white people too
buy radios, cars, computers
break them
duct tape them back together
rinse repeat
>>584792404
rolling for this
>>584792437
Reroll
>>584792404
roll
poo under the desk
>>584787789
your job?
>>584792404
Do pls
Phone number faggot.
>>584792374
Roll for number!!
número de telefone
START A FIRE
>>584792128
12 get
>>584792374
roolll
>>584787789
get someone to show there tits and post results
tip over the christmas tree
Rolling for number
>>584789029
This pls
Take a shit on the lobby floor and leave it there. Anyone who asks, act like they're hallucinating
>>584792619
rolling
>>584792628
Re-roll
>>584792374
ROll0
BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND
Call random room. Tell "your waifu is waiting at reception"
>>584792666
Dubs
Change the room's music with porn video soundtrack. Act as if everything were fine.
Find main fuse board. Power down at random.
>>584792685
Rolling
>>584792705
re fuckin roll
telephone number
>>584792301
R0ell
>>584792128
reroll
>>584788001
double dubs, holy shit.
Check 'em x2.
ARSON
>>584792666
Dude its satan.
Nice to see you again.
>>584792800
Rolll
>>584792857
think thats cool? look at this
Piss on the desk
knock the christmas tree over
>>584792800
Dubs winrar!
Break spheres and leave them on top of counter
>>584789029
Fuck yes. This.
>>584787789
Post phone number and wait for /b/ to call in the SWAT team or order pizzas
>>584789696
reroll
Order a tonne of sand
>>584792404
>>584792459
>>584792510
>>584792555
>>584792584
>>584792588
>>584792619
>>584792663
>>584792685
>>584792692
>>584792707
the people have spoken OP
give us the number!
if not, check my trips and give it up anyway
>>584792967
reroll
>>584792913
roOolll
>>584792128
rerolllin
>>584787789
Hotel lobby phone number now
Where are you, OP? What state? Or country?
there's potential here
also, dubs
>>584793027
winrar!!!!
>>584793012
WINRARRRRRRRRR
>>584792942
>thinking you can be as special as double dubs
>>584793012
Winrar bitches
Cone on top of christmas tree
>>584787789
Shove a tiny bottle of shampoo in your ass. Post proof.
>>584787789
Take bow off tree, tie on penis and sit on couch in the lobby
>>584793096
what are you talking bout m8 he got the god tier 42
>>584793012
Winrar
>>584787789
bill random guest for whipped cream and salad dressing room service.
>masturbate
>hold it in as long as you can
>come on next woman who enters
>???
>profit
>>584793027
DO IT PHEGGIT. A TON IS 1000 kg
>>584793012
Winrar op deliver
>>584792942
HOLY SHIT
>>584793012
>>584790913
DELIVER FAGGOT
>>584793012
Faggot OP, you know the drill nigger
>>584793267
>42
>not two sets of dubs in a row
>>584792555
TRIPS OVERRULES
PHONE NUMBER NOW
>>584793333
>>584793330
Motherfuckers
>>584792942
42 GET!!!!!!
>>584793027
DO IT
>>584793012
By spheres, you mean the decorations?
>>584793413
You must be new.
>>584793333
QUADS QUADS QUADS
>>584793309
Why not a metric ton instead?
>>584793333
HOLY FUCK QUADS
>>584793466
i second this
we must heed the trips
>OP, the number plz
>>584793581
1000kg is already a metric ton...
>>584793542
Yeah the decoration spheres
>>584793333
post phone number OP quads overrule 12
Slap a customer
>>584793587
HOLY SHIT NIGGER, RICK ASTLEY ON THE RADIO ALSO
quints reporting in
>>584792942
/thread
>>584793027
Yeah
OP is from Brazil
according to timestamp
>>584793333
....this nigger
quads overrule the >>584793466 trips
What's a fa66ot?
>>584787789
Login under managers account, change a couple regular customers to shit rooms. when questions from higher up tell them you saw manager do it and when you asked what were they doing they say forget about it.
For bonus points do this right after you see manager on same computer, walk up next and ask stupid question for cameras >:)
>>584793810
Fa66ot
I reckon OP has swerved m8s
Sorry people shit is full of people
finish your shift with your dick through your zipper.
place orange cone on head for the remainder of your shift.
>get
>>584793810
>Brazil
>no favelas
>no jungle full of dangerous snakes
>no water full of piranhas
>no Ronaldinho
This CAN'T be Brazil.
Hug a random person and run away afterwards screaming "I DID IT FOR THE MOTHERLAND"
>>584794079
haha mexican workers having to stay at hotels
>>584794079
OP you bitch deliver
kill yourself
>>584794079
who the fuck are all these dirty spics?
OP why arent you having feijoada?
>>584794079
Op i rolled 12 now break the sphere ornament and deliver
Surely we don't live in the sort of world where OP won't deliver!
>>584794079
Shout "nigger nigger nigger" at black guy
>>584793880
this
>>584793810
>>584794134
... or Uruguay
>>584794127
This, winrar
>>584794605
no ur gay
Disciples of the New Dawn guarantees jesus will smile
Fuck your hotel op.
>>584794127
winrarrrrr
>>584794079
>>584793810
>>584794343
>>584794605
OP what country are you in?
OP is a fag. Wont break any spheres.
Won't do anything that can be catched by the cameras dubs chooses next
>>584795111
trips demands answer
>>584795422
nice dubs : ]
>>584795422
post the number you retarded faggot
>>584795111
Brazil. How the fuck they knew?
>>584795111
>>584795482
muh fuckin TRIPS OP
do you even /b/?
where are you boy?
>>584795582
roll
>>584792294
Even better
OP is a huuuuuuuge faggot.
>>584795422
post the number faggot
>>584795647
youve been doxxed
might as well give out the hotel number
>>584795847
rolling
>>584795422
just post the phone number you cant get caught and everybody wants it
Your boss told me to tell you get back to work OP
>>584796002
>>>584795847 (You)
rolls
>>584793880
This
And post the phone number!
Alright bitches. Will post Hotel's number:
55 41 2103 1100
>>584787789
Set a wakeup call for 3am for every room, occupied or not. The empty rooms' phones will keep ringing.
>>584796159
33 will be the next
>>584796159
op has deliver
>>584787789
leave front door open
>>584796159
How know if this is real
>>584796159
Calling BS
Post phone number faggot
An hero
>>584796159
>>584796272
START A FIRE IN THE BUILDING
Greet people by, instead of shaking hands, having them shake your dick
>>584795647
We recognize our third world homeland
>>584790612
Make loud fart noises and stare accusingly at couple on lobby couch